words in movies
Ross: How would he like to come with me to the Museum of Natural History after everyone else has left, just the two of us, and he can touch anything he wants. (Mr. Zellner looks shocked). I just heard it as you must have heard it and that’s not good. Let me start again. I’m a paleontologist, you’ll be there with us and the touching refers only to bones… fossils!
Ross: He’ll be fine.
Monica: Im gonna go to the bathroom, maybe Ill see you there in a bit?
Mr. Zelner: Umm, no. Thanks, but Ill give these to Betty. (Rachel glances at Tag to say, "See?") So I read your evaluation of Tag, or to use his full name, Tag Sweetcheeks Jones. Is something going on with you two?
Ross: Well, I was going to stick it in the ATM, but now I think Ill show the sexy teller that I am a published writer.
Joey: Oh yeah, sure, no problem, Ill justhold on one second. (He turns around and puts his hand in his pants and groans in relief.) (In a relaxed voice.) "Hey Timmy, Ive got a surprise for you!"
Ross: Oh, Ill have some!
Phoebe: Yeah. (phone rings and Phoebe answers it) Hello. (listens) Oh my God, I totally forgot! (listens) Well cant someone else do it. (listens) But, I have company. (listens) Yeah, no look, thats all right Ill come in. (hangs up phone) Um, Frank, Im really sorry but I have to go to work. Its-its one of my regulars and hes insisting that I do um.
Chandler: Oh no problem, maybe Ill play with my left hand.
Phoebe: Now (Starts singing again) "Who will perform the ceremony! Who will perform the cer(Chandler enters and grabs her guitar and closes the door behind him)Ohoh! All right, Ill pound on him in the morning.
Ross: Well I-I-I, that kind of thing requires some serious thought. First, Ill divide my perspective canidates into catergories....
Joey: And youll be nice?
Rachel: And, Ill be nice.
Emily: One swift kick and hell back off.
Joey: Ill be playing Drake Remorays twin brother, Stryker!
Monica: If you tell me, Ill tell you what Phoebe said.
Phoebe: (in a sexy voice to Chandler) Ill be waiting.
Ross: Yeah in fact, Im gonna go call her right now. And Ill make sure to tell her my friend Chandler says (He mimics the shy reaction Chandler did.)
Rachel: (grabbing Phoebe) Okay. Well be right back. (They go into her office and she closes the door.)
Joey: Excellent! Lets play Bamboozled! Chandler, youll go first. What is the capital of Columbia?
Rachel: How would you feel about taking out my assistant Tag? Ill pay.
Phoebe: Okay, dont freak out. Ill go.
Joey: (Whispering.) Pisst, Monica. Alright, we really need to start looking out for Rachel. Ill cover the front door. You watch that big hole at the back of the building and I got Chandler covering Ross.
Ross: Oh yeahNoYoure welcome. Well talk about it later.
Joey: And thatll get rid of my wisdom?
Joey: Well just see.
Phoebe: Yeah, Ill do that. So who gets to be yours?
Joey: He said that he wasnt gonna apologize because you guys are living here illegally, so instead what hes gonna do is have you evictedIll see you later.
Joey: No reason, Im just saying that uh Thats where Ill be.
Ross: No, its my joke, its mine. You can call them, theyll tell you.
Ross: You? You! Want to watch Ben? (in the background Monica mouths Dont worry, Ill be here the whole time. to Ross.) Yes! Thatd be great, no, I just wanted to ask Monica, because I know how empty her life is. (Monica sarcastically mouths Yeah! and holds up her thumb.)
Joey: Yeah. Ill uh, Ill call ya.
Joey: Anyway, it uh look itll just take me a while to get over her, thats all. Im not even sure how to do that, I mean Ive never been in love before so
Rachel: Okay youre right. Ill hire Hilda tomorrow. Dumb old perfect for the job Hilda!
Joey: All right, well I guess Ill just have to do what I do on dates.
Phoebe: No-no, itll be fun! We can come back and we can haunt these guys!
Rachel: Really? Okay. Okay, I-Ill go upstairs. (to Paul) If-if you get me something from the car.
Rachel: Well, yknow what? I go see my doctor tomorrow, Ill ask her about this. Maybe she can give me a pill or something.
Russell: And well need you and Rachel to testify before a judge.
The Interviewer: Umm, Ill have a cup of coffee.
Joey: Who cares?! I-Ill make payments, whatever it takes, I want the Mr. Bowmont!!
Monica: Well just well just let her stay.
Joey: Fine! All right, Ill do it. But hey! You guys have to be at the next table so you can stop me if I yknow, start to say something stupid.
Chandler: Okay! (He joins her on one knee) Okay! Okay! I'll do it! Oh God, I thought (Starting to cry, pauses) Wait a minute, I-I can do this. (Pause) I thought that it mattered what I said or where I said it. Then I realized the only thing that matters is that you, (Pause) you make me happier than I ever thought I could be. (Starting to cry again.) And if youll let me, I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way. (Pause as he gets out the ring.) Monica, will you marry me?
Rachel: Yeah and well drop it off downstairs so that were not tempted.
Monica: So Rach! Youre the first guest at Hotel Monica! Umm, youll just have to tell me how you like your eggs in the morning. And I thought I would bring them to you, yknow, in bed. Oh, you have been through so much.
Matt: Sometimes the dialogue itself is just so funny and youllwell be rehearsing during the week and you justwhatever-whatever the joke is; its so funny we cant get through it in rehearsal and just
Joey: Ill see you at 8:00.
Joey: I know. (Joey is sitting in this tall chair that is made up of balls on polls. Youll have to see it to know what I mean.) Yeah, his name is Pat.
Monica: (laughs) Well see.
Monica: So! Hell understand!
Monica: No! Really! Any time Ross makes a toast everyone cries, and hugs him, and pats him on the back and they all come up to me and say, "God, your brother." Know what theyll say this year? "God, you"
Monica: (grabs a bag of those Styrofoam peanuts) Ill be coordinator! Oh my God! Im so sorry, I didnt get you anything! Okay, look everybody has to help! Okay? You can help, cant you Phoebe?
Chandler: (To Monica) Its a nickname, Ill explain later.
Joey: Well well see!
Phoebe: When she comes out, you hold her nose, Ill blow in her mouth, and the kid will just (makes a popping sound) right out of her.
Rachel: Look, I cannot do this right now, okay, Ive got a deadline, would you just go home, Ill talk to you later. (storms out)
Chandler: All right, Ill pick that one. (Points.)
Phoebe: (shes strumming something) Yeah? (Joey nods yes.) Okay, I think Ill play it at the wedding.
Interviewer: Okay, well give a call if anything comes up.
Monica: Yeah, Ill have a scotch
Monica: Anyway, were really excited about our wedding plans, and well I guess pretty soon well be making a big withdrawal from the Monica wedding fund. (Chandler and her laugh, but her parents dont.) What?
Chandler: Yeah, Ill take care of it.
Phoebe: No, I just feel like being by myself for a while. All right? Ill see you guys later. Thanks. (Gets up and exits.)
Monica: No! You dont know the system! Therell be nobody messing with the system!
Rachel: Well be right back sir.
Ben: Ill be okay.
Chandler: No, no, but they are going to lease us a Ford Focus. (Monicas not impressed.) Ill get out of it.
Rachel: Ill be out in a second.
Phoebe: Fine, Ill go call her.
Rachel: (crying) Itll be a short one.
Ross: Look Rach if-if you want to go for a ride in the Porsche Ill be glad to take you for a quick spin around the block.
Chandler: Okay I promise. Ill-Ill hate it. (She enters.) Wow! You-you look hideous.
Ross: Okay, Im gonna get your coat and then Ill-Ill put you in a cab.
Monica: (to Joey) Okay, Ill go!
Phoebe: Youll have a last kiss.
Joey: Ill take it back tomorrow.
Chandler: Easy for you to say; youll be wearing a veil.
Woman on TV: I came to the big city to become a star! Ill do anything to make that happen!
Rachel: Okay. Ah, well well just see about that, okay. I will read The Shining, (she tries to take the book away from him but he doesnt want to let it go) and you will read Little Women.
Chandler: Ill be right with you.
Ross: Yeah! Oh yeah, youll be fine! It-itll be uh, just like bungy jumping. Yknow? But instead of bouncing back up you-you wont.
Chandler: SoIf you wear that youll make mine less special.
Rachel: Okay, come onJoey, Ill buy you a new one! All right? Well go down to the store right now and well-well get you a new chair.
Monica: Youll vamp?!
Chandler: It cant happen like this. Okay? Ill meet you back at the hotel.
Joey: Oh, Im sorry, Ross. Ill get it for you right now. And since I made you wait, Ill toss in a free muffin.
Ross: Itll be okay Joe.
Ross: Yeah, Ill get right on that.
Rachel: Okay. Switch places with me! Switch places with me! Come on! Ill go under, you go over!
Policeman: And you promise youll get this taken care of right away?
Joey: Oh no, Ill be done by then.
Rachel: I said Ill do it!
Chandler: Okay. Ill be right there.
Rachel: Ill do it.
Monica: Nobody wants to do it? All right, Ill do it myself.
Chandler: Dont worry honey, well make yours funnier.
Rachel: Ill figure something out.
Ross: Yes. Yes. Dont worry. Everythings fine. Well uh, well see you tomorrow at the wedding.
Rachel: All right, Ill see you guys later.
Mr. Burgin: Well just grab some food and take it with us right upstairs, and well be right out of you hair.
Joey: No! No, Im the minister! All right, look-look, put em both on the phone, Ill marry them right now.