words in movies
Ross: All right, Ill see you tonight.
Cailin: Ill join you.
Tommy: Ill get our seats.
Joey: Uh, de-clawing cats. Hey, tell ya what. Let me walk you home. Well stop by every news stand and burn every copy of their Times and the Post.
Joey: Well can you at least stay to the end of the play? I mean, Ill go to the airport with ya, I-I wanna say good bye.
Joey: Yeah, I guess it is. (sees Kate is watching, he turns Lauren so that he can talk directly to Kate, but still look like he is talking to Lauren) Listen, I ah, I gotta say good bye, and-and I gotta say it quick cause this is killing me. One thing you gotta know, is that I will never forget you. But, youve got things you have to do now, and so do I. And so Im gonna get on this spaceship, (smoke starts pouring in from the ceiling, and a ladder comes down, with flashing, colored lights on the side of it) and Im gonna go to Blargon 7 in search of alternative fuels. But when I return, 200 years from now, youll be long gone. But I wont have aged at all. (gets on the ladder) So you tell your great-great-granddaughter to look me up, because Adrienne, baby, Im gonna want to meet her.
Monica: Relax! Youll be fine. (Chandler exhales and turns off the table light.) Oh much better. Youre invisible now.
Mr. Geller: Well, shell understand right? Its not like I did it on purpose.
Chandler: Oh yeah. Ill take, Ill take your picture. (He takes the picture with his finger over the lens.)
Joey: (whispering to Chandler) Youll tell me later?
Ticket Agent: Congratulations. Okay, Mr. Bing youll be in 25J and Mrs. Bing youll be in 25K.
Ross: (on phone) Yeah Ill press 1! (Presses one which allows Rachel to escape.)
Mr. Treeger: Anyway uh, Ill get moving on that new door.
Mr. Treeger: Well Im gonna have to put on a new lock, theyll find out anyway.
Joey: (With Big Eyes.) All right, youre right. Ill talk to her.
Dr. Long: Huh. Nice to meet you. Ill get started on this.
Cassie: Ill always remember that summer, because its when I got all of these freckles. (She pulls her blouse open to show him her shoulder and bra strap.)
Ross: (sarcastic) Ill try to control myself.
Ross: Ill try that.
Ross: Thank you. (Joey mouths to Ross, "Youll show me right?") No!
Joey: Youre right. (Mouths, "I know youll show me, right?)
Elizabeth: (laughs) Ill be back in ten minutes.
Monica: (on phone) Hey listen umm, how would you like to get together? Say next Saturday? (Listens) Okay, how about Sunday? (Listens) Okay umm, the week after that? (Listens) The week after that? (Listens) Yknow what Greg? Yknow what? We are good, interesting, funny people with good questions and if you and your precious Jenny cant see that then (Listens) January 15th? (Chandler dances.) Well see you then! (Listens) Okay!
Joey: No thats not what I was going to say at all. No, what I was going to say is when youre 90 youll still have the memory of what it was like to be with a 20-year-old.
Chandler: If I see him, Ill ask.
Joey: No. No. But Ill go see a normal person movie with ya.
Dr. Long: Congratulations. Ill give you two a minute.
Joey: Look, Ill come to the party but Im not dressing up.
Phoebe: No-no! Thats okay, well just start over. Okay? Hi! Im Phoebe.
Monica: Fine! If you want me to wear the boots, Ill wear the boots. In fact, Ill go into my room right now and yknow try the outfit on.
Phoebe: Okay, so The Plaza! Okay, well get us some Mai Thais, (To Chandler) maybe no more for you though.
Joey: No, Pheebs, listen, if you decide to do this, well be supportive like crazy.
Ross: Thank you, Dr. Phillips, but Im having my lunch at this table, here in the middle. Im having lunch right here, with my good friend Joey, if hell sit with me.
Chandler: I am strong! Ill show you! (He sits down at the table.)
Brenda: Ill be back in a minute.
Ross: No-no! Ill-Ill (He takes too much and some falls out of his mouth, which starts him laughing.)
Phoebe: Really? Thats the thing Im worse at! Youll see. (Exits.)
Rachel: Oh no, no, Ill be there too.
Monica: Come on! Come on, itll be fun! Itll make me feel so much better.
Joey: Why not? Youll feel better! Ill feel better, and you know you want to. I can see it in your eyes.
Joey: You shut up! (To Phoebe and Rachel) I love arguing with her. (To Erin) Ill be right back.
Monica: Ooh, these tennis shoes are so tight. I think Ill take them off. (Goes to do so.)
Monica: I know. Lets try a look of far off wonderment. Okay, well-well gaze into our future and well think about our marriage and the days to come. (Chandler is still not getting it.) Chandler! What is the matter with your face?! I mean this picture is supposed to say "Geller and Bing to be married," not "Local woman saves drowning moron!" (The photographer laughs.) Hey! Dont laugh at him! Hes my drowning moron!
Chandler: That is funny, maybe for my birthday shell murder someone.
Phoebe: (gets up and sits between them) Okay-okay, why dont I sit here and youll both stop it!
Monica: Youre just new at this, itll get better, think about your first day at work. I mean, that couldnt have been easy but you figured that out.
Rachel: Okay. Well, I gotta go you guys. Ill see you later.
Ross: Well actually, Im picking Ben up tomorrow, maybe hell be there.
Ross: Well each tell you how we came up with the joke and then you decide which one of us is telling the truthme.
Joey: Oh youll take em!
Dina: Do you ever worry that youll be walking and your baby will just like slip out?
Chandler: I can see it from right here. Itll cost you one husband.
Ross: And itll be cool to see it again! Yeah!
Monica: Rachel umm, I was just talking to this guy and I think hell have sex with you.
Rachel: All right, I promise. Ill fix this. I swear. Ill-Ill-Ill-Ill talk to her.
Monica: Honey, Im not returning them. Okay? I mean I-I know they cost a lot, but Im going to wear them all the time. Youll see. Besides, I love the compliments. I mean, have you ever had something so beautiful everyone wanted it?
Rachel: (interrupting) Okay! Ill go with ya! Ill go! Ill go with ya.
Joey: Ill be fun.
Rachel: Thank you! And now if youll excuse me, I have to go to the rest room.
Joey: You sure are naming a lot of ways to postpone sex, Ill tell ya
Joey: All right, I know! I know. Yeah, itll be okay.
Phoebe: Okay fine! Fine! Well just have to think of some other way to put the whole Who came onto who, thing to rest! Come on now, think!!
Monica: You know what? I-I think Ill wait out here.
Chandler: Yknow, itll be okay. Itll be okay. Because when they come over, I will be all charming, I will make them fall in love with me, and then well tell em.
Dennis Phillips: Oh, thank you. Well if youll excuse me, Im gonna go get myself a drink. Be back in a moment. (Walks away.)
Rachel: Oh, yes! Well have ourselves a little baby Ruth
Chandler: Ill Ill get you later!
Joey: All right, okay, this is great, uh, Chandler, you get behind the desk. And-and when she comes in hopefully, she wont recognise you because, well, why would she? Uh, okay, and then you buzz Ross and I. (to Ross) You be Mr. Gonzalez, and Ill be uh, Mr. Wong.
Carol: What that woman... did. I am not doin that. Its just gonna have to stay in, thats all, everything will be the same, itll just stay in.
Rachel: Oh, I mean shes gonna be at the wedding waiting for him and people will be whispering, "Oh that poor girl." Yknow? Then shell have to come back here and live all alone.
Rachel: Yeah, Ill be fine. But could someone please make sure that sandwich is gone when I get out there?
Phoebe: Okay, you guys. You guys I think I know whats going on here. Okay, you guys STOP!! (They stop.) I know that, I know that youre acting mad because you think that itll make it easier to leave. But deep down youre still really sad. Deep-deep down.
Phoebe: Thats all right, Ill work here. This is goo, next to this plant. (She picks a place in the lobby next to a plant.)
Ross: Okay. Okay, Ill talk to him.
Phoebe: Dont worry, well find you someone else.
Chandler: Ill be in there. (Goes into the bedroom.)
Joey: Im not telling, youll have to see it on TV!
Phoebe: Yeah, but youve got to pull yourself together! Monica cant see you like this! Then shell know somethings wrong!
Joey: And Ill have all the muffins.
Joey: Okay! Well need a six-pack of Zima.
Phoebe: Ill go with you
Aunt Lisa: Ill bet you looked beautiful
Chandler: Ill make something up! Im good at lying, I actually did borrow your Walkman!
Joey: All right! Ill have a sandwich!
Chandler: Youll be perfect for this! Thats already your name!
Mr. Kaplan: Ill bet your thinking, Whats an intelligent girl who wants to be in fashion, doing making coffee? Eh?
Mrs. Green: Well all right. Ill see you at four.
Ross: (quickly jumping away from Elizabeth) Yes, professor Feesen-sen-stenlger Ill be with you in one moment. (To Elizabeth) So, I will take one box of the Thin Mints. (And he ushers Elizabeth out of the office.)
Chandler: Ill take a card.
Ross: Oh well, I guess Ill catch up with her later.
{Transcibers note: Ill finish that one for those of you who dont know what theyre talking about. Where the towels are Hers and Hers and His, Threes Company too! Yeah, thats the theme song for Threes Company.}
Paul: Okay. Ill be right back. (Gets up and heads for the kitchen.)
Joey: Okay, Ill see you there. (Starts to leave)
Chandler: Ill look forward to your call. (Walks away.)
Dr. Long: Well do a quick check.
Rachel: Do you want me to come over there and sit on you? Cause Ill do it.
Chandler: Well this is great! Ill give you a call! We should do it again sometime!
Monica: Oh look, the pool tables free. Rack em up. Ill be back in just a minute. Get ready for me to whip your butt.
Rachel: Ill take that bet.
Mrs. Green: Oh no-no-no-no sweetheart, you stay put. Ill let myself out. Its like Im not here, which I almost wasnt.
Ross: This is insane, Im not gonna make love to you just so that youll go into labor.
Ross: Exactly, itll be illegal for him to drink at his own bachelor party.
Rachel: (simultaneously as Ross) No, I dont think well be doing that.
Chandler: Well you should meet my uncle, Bada. (Pause) Ill let myself out.
Phoebe: All right, Ill see you downstairs then.
Lauren: Ill see you tomorrow. (she kisses him full on the mouth.)