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Joey: (he thinks a little, considering the option and seems to be quite satisfied) I like that! A sharing buffer! Yeah! I’ll order some extra fries! Maybe a plate of onion rings. Yeah. And a shrimp cocktail. And some buffalo wings. Maybe an individual pizza, uh? And some mozzarella sticks. (he looks absorbed in his food thoughts) What were we talking about?
Joey: Look, if Im bringing home a woman who cant stand being around a baby, then maybe I dont want to be with that woman! Or maybe well just do it in the bathroom of the club!
Ross: Oh, Ill-Ill come hug you.
Ross: Okay, well, well call the company that sent her!
Joey: When theyre hungry enough, theyll come in.
Monica: All right, you just make sure that Chandler catches the ball, Ill take care of the rest.
Monica: All right. But umm, I-I-Ill pay you back all the money you invested, and you can keep the van.
Frank: I mean, how hard can it be? Y'know, I mean, y'know, babies, y'know who doesnt want babies right? And besides y'know, I never had a Dad around, and ah, now-now I always will, cause y'know, itll be me. Right?
Ross: To London! Come to London. Please? Itll mean so much to me.
Ross: Okay, Ill be up in, (looks at the letter) 18 pages. Front and back. Very exciting.
Phoebe Sr.: Ill go in a second, I-I just wanted to tell you that there hasnt been a day where I didnt regret giving you up.
Rachel: Well, Ill be waiting for you, just come up when youre done.
Joey: Yeah. Ill let you play with my duck.
Rachel: All right, well the place was closed. Ill just copy it later.
Chandler: Ill take her back tomorrow.
Judge: Well, based on what I heard, you two certainly dont qualify for an annulment. If you two dont want to be together youll have to file for divorce.
Dr. Long: We are moving along, just slowly. (Rachel lies back and sighs.) Dont worry, youre doing great. Ill be back soon. (Exits.)
Brenda: Okay. Uhh, Im gonna go get the clothes from the laundry room now. And, when I come back Ill clean behind the refrigerator.
Phoebe: Yeah, well, well see about that. Can I use your phone? I just wanna call everyone I know.
Ross: Elizabeth! (He opens one of the bed stands that he has curled himself up into.) Okay. Okay. (She helps him out.) Im gonna go out this window. (Points to the window next to him.) Ill meet you at the front door. Just tell them youre going home, okay?
Ross: Okay. Okay. I mean Ill be okay. Its just I dont think I handled it very well.
Chandler: (singing) The sunll come out tomorrow! Bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow (The girls start laughing, and in a deep voice) therell be sun.
Monica: Well discuss it, in the morning! (Slams the door shut.)
Ross: But-but, if you dont love this, well do it in any other place at any other time. Really, its fine, whatever you want.
Joey: I know. It was so cool when I was up there before. Me and Jim Belushi would just be crackin up about something Then I get fired off of Days Of Our Lives and he takes me down. Now hes just laughing at me. Look at him, that smug Belushi bastard, Ill
Ross: Okay. So well Ill umm, (To Rachel) Ill have her home by midnight.
Ross: (on phone) No-no-no, thats great! Ill be there Monday. And thank you again! (Listens) Okay. (Hangs up) (To All) Umm, that was the head of the Paleontology department at N uh, Y, uh U!
Joey: Oh wellHey-hey! Maybe, maybe uh, maybe this is a good thing. Yknow? Itll-itll give you a chance to shake things up, play different characters. Youre so talented.
Phoebe: (To Rachel) Shhh! Im on a call! (On phone) Umm well yeah, you can pick it up tonight, say 8:30? At-at my apartment. Its umm, its umm 5 Morton Street, Apartment 14, umm and then maybe yknow after we can grab a bite to eat or whatever. (Listens) Okay, well okay Ill see you then. (Listens) Bye. (Hangs up.)
Phoebe: No, I got in trouble for that before. Ill see you later.
Phoebe: Oh, Ill get it. (goes over to the door.)
Joey: Yeah, I guess it is. (sees Kate is watching, he turns Lauren so that he can talk directly to Kate, but still look like he is talking to Lauren) Listen, I ah, I gotta say good bye, and-and I gotta say it quick cause this is killing me. One thing you gotta know, is that I will never forget you. But, youve got things you have to do now, and so do I. And so Im gonna get on this spaceship, (smoke starts pouring in from the ceiling, and a ladder comes down, with flashing, colored lights on the side of it) and Im gonna go to Blargon 7 in search of alternative fuels. But when I return, 200 years from now, youll be long gone. But I wont have aged at all. (gets on the ladder) So you tell your great-great-granddaughter to look me up, because Adrienne, baby, Im gonna want to meet her.
Rachel: God! DontWe cant let her start getting ready! This is too awful! Oh God, but wait shell be in the gown and then he wont show up and then shes gonna have to take off the gown
Chandler: Okay, I get it. So, I get nothing! Nothing here is mine! Everything here is yours! Ill get up in the morning put on your clothes, and head off to work!
Chandler: Oh, thats cool. Then Ill just bring them both over.
Chandler: Eh, forget about the future and stuff! So we only have two kids, yknow? Well pick our favorite and that one will get to go to college.
Mr. Waltham: All right, Ill tell her. (To his wife) Come on bugger face!
Gunther: Ill be there.
Joey: All right, now you know that the ATM will only lets you take out 300 at a time, Ill take a check for the other hundred.
Melissa: Okay. (To Phoebe) Well, it was great meeting you. And uh Rachel, I-I dont think Ill be calling you (hails a cab) because umm, yknow youve gotten weird. (The cab pulls up.) Take care you guys.
Rachel: Okay! So, well just stay married.
Joey: Ooh, Ill play! Ill play!
Ross: All right. All right, Ill do it.
Chandler: Hey now besides, if worst comes to worst, Ill be your boyfriend.
Phoebe: That shes gonna move in with you and maybe then shell fall in love with you and then when she finds out youre already married, shell just be happy. Yknow? Youre just, youre very sad.
Chandler: (entering with Rachel) Im telling ya, Joannas got it all wrong. Okay? All I said was, This was fun. Lets do it again sometime. Ill give you a call.
Rachel: Fine. Fine, but Ill have you know that once I taught him that stuff he called me Fun Aunt Rachel. And I loved being Fun Aunt Rachel but Ill go back to being Boring and Uncomfortable Aunt Rachel if thats what you want!
Ross: A hundred?! Well, I-I guess Ill take aMona, uh I-Im not sure about the whole uh, card thing.
Monica: (singing) Well be waiting for you
Rachel: No you guys, I am not getting in a car with him, youll have to think of something else.
Chandler: Ill give you a thousand dollars to talk to us.
Joey: Yeah well next thing you know, hell be telling you that your high heels are good for his posture!
Guy #2: Well, Ill see you later.
Joshua: Thanks. (He starts to leave) Maybe Ill see in the spring, with the uh, yknow, for the uh, bathing suits.
Monica: The babies are asleep, Im sure youll be okay on your own for a while!
Phoebe: Hey! Maybe youll die!
Alice: No-no-no, no, its going to be fine. Because umm, because I teach Home Ec, and uh, I can have 30 kids making baby clothes all year long. Yknow itll-itll be like my very own little sweatshop.
Chandler: (singing) Ill hold you close in my arms. (Phoebe enters) I cant resist your charms. And love....
Monica: I also, did a little something in fur. But umm, thats really just for me. (Rubs it against her cheek.) Okay. So, why dont you go into your room and try these on and well seeget a better idea of whats gonna work.
Janine: Well, if thats what you want. Ill just put it all in my room.
Joey: Yeah! Yeah. Ill be all right.
Monica: You really think thatll work?
Joey: Hey, for what its worth, with Rachel I dont think youll ever be just (Makes quote marks.) "anybody."
Chandler: Are you serious?! I mean like eloping?! No more stupid wedding stuff?! No more these flowers or these flowers or these flowersThink of the money well save!! (Monica just looks at him.) Were not eloping. I love the flowers. Can our wedding be bigger please?
Mr. Treeger:: Tribbiani! Hold on, Ill get the plunger.
Phoebe: Yeah well, well see.
Ross: (getting up) Okay! Fine! Fine! If-if this is what you think, forget about the whole three divorce thing! Okay, I-Ill go to my lawyers office right now and get this marriage annulled! Okay?! Because she means nothing to me! Noth(leans down to Megs ear)Nothing!!
Chandler: You hear that! That is her chose, mister Ill let you have her! I win! You suck! I rule all! A mini-wave in celebration of me!! (does the wave.)
Mr. Geller: (also lying) Ill help you dial.
Chandler: Yeah, Ill go get one.
Ross: Okay, okay, Ill tell em it wasnt Chandler who got high. Now who should I say it was?
Janine: Ill see you.
Joey: Sure. Here. (He hands them over.) Ill uh, save your parking spot.
Monica: Y'know what? Ill think youll play.
(Chandler motions to Monica that hell give her two babies.)
Ross: Hey, I know whatll get us up on a platform!
Ross: I dont know, but I ah, I have the feeling that my being there will do it. Ill go over and I will borrow something. Juice!! I need juice!!
Phoebe: Oh, Im flaky. Ill say anything.
Phoebe: Ross, its not that big a deal! So youll been divorced three times, youll still have a life, youll go on dates
Monica: Fine, Ill rub it on myself.
Monica: And everybody has to wear costumes. (And theres general disconcertment.) Come on! Itll be fun!
Joey: Thatll be $3.85.
Phoebe: No no no, Ill be nice, I swear!!! Could you just give me the number for where they are?
Monica: Im gonna go to the bathroom, maybe Ill see you there in a bit?
Tag: It wasnt on your list, but hopefully youll think its really fun.
Chandler: (In a parent-like tone) Ill talk to them!
Joey: No! I want an award I did win! But nobodys giving me any of those! PlusHey Rach, if-if I put it up there (Points to the TV) right? When people come over theyll see it and theyll think I won it.
Rachel: Oh, oh, oh, Ill get Rainy Day Bear!! (runs to get him)
Phoebe: (tremendously overacting) Fine! Ill do it without you! (Joey gives her thumbs up) I dont need you or anybody else! Im gonna make it on my own! (Joey closes the door to his bedroom.) Youll see!! Youll all see!!
Chandler: No, no no no. Youll be fine. (turning to Monica) Hillarys bind, right?
Ross: (He checks his watch) Sure. Ill help you.
Chandler: All right Ill have one. (he and Ross take another brownie,)
Rachel: Yes, Ill meet em.
Doctor: Ill be right with you. Okay? (to the nurse) Thanks, Wendy.
Chandler: Do you think hell ever forgive me?
Joey: Wow! (Back to reading the scene.) Well then Ill just have to carry you.
All: Of course well help! Yeah! Well be here!
Monica: Okay well then, Ill fire him today and you go out with him for another week.
Paul: Ill call you later. Bye Ross. (Leaves)
Joey: Come on you guys, come on please-please just give her another chance, huh? Shell come around I promise.
Joey: Just kiddin, Ill talk to them, you distract Rach.