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[Scene: Their Building, Monica and Rachel are going to apologize to Danny. Rachel knocks on his door, which he opens and he has this really bushy beard and long hair. Picture Paul Bunyan.]
Joey: It's not right what Emily wants you to do! She is totally-(The gang enters behind Joey and Phoebe pinches him again.)-Owww!! Stop pinching me! Look, now you guys said I only had to keep my mouth shut as long as Ross was happy, right? Well he just told me that he's not entirely happy.
Rachel: I haven't seen him in so long!
Ross: So how long are you in town?
Phoebe: No, we can go together! Just dont wait too long though, okay? Cause Im outta here sometime before Friday.
Dr. Long: Okay! All your tests look fine. Now, are you two interested in knowing the sex of the baby?
Monica: (groans) That was a long night.
Dr. Long: Absolutely.
Monica: How long has it been this time?
Ross: That only is not funny, it's physically impossible! Ok? Depending on the species I'd have to have a six foot long... (pause) It's not funny!!
Joey: Uh-huh, long time.
Joey: Uh How long have we known each other?
Frank Sr.: I can't believe this. I justI can't believe this. How-howOh my God. How long ago?
Rachel: Well, as long as we are clear about that. (Exits smugly.)
Hooker: Whats taking you boys so long?
Monica: Umm, so how long have you been working with your dad? (He looks at her) Come on, one of us had to mention him.
Rachel: Dr. Long, Ive been at this for seventeen hours! Three women have come and gone with their babies, you gotta give me some good news! How many centimeters am I dilated? Eight? Nine?
Phoebe: For how long?
(Dr. Long exits and Rachel starts to cry.)
Rachel: So umm, youre gonna stay with me as long as I need you?
Joey: That's right, mister, and I don't care how old you are, as long as you're under my roof you're gonna live by my rules. And that means no sleeping with your girlfriend.
(Dr. Long enters.)
Dr. Long: Well do a quick check.
Dr. Long: You must be a little uncomfortable.
Dr. Long: taking a long walk, and then theres the one thats proved most effective: sex.
Dr. Long: Okay, theres an herbal tea you can drink.
Rachel: Thank you. (Dr. Long exits.) Well, I guess we have some time to kill.
Dr. Long: You can take some caster oil, theres eating spicy foods
Dr. Long: Three.
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, Dr. Long is checking on Rachel again.]
Ross: (running up) Hey! Sorry I kept you waiting so long.
Monica: I cant believe this is taking so long. How are you doing?
Rachel: Hi Dr. Long, how are you?
Dr. Long: Actually, I think youre ready to go to the delivery room.
Dr. Long: Here we go! Okay, keep pushing! Wait! I see something.
Dr. Long: Here we go!
Dr. Long: Good!
Dr. Long: Here she is!
(Dr. Long hands her to Rachel.)
Dr. Long: Do we have a name yet?
Monica: I dont know, my hand feels weird. I guess its because, Im engaged! (Shows off the ring.) How long before it starts getting annoying?
Joey: Okay, how long was I watching that woman?
Phoebe: So-so how long did that last for you and Chandler?
Rachel: God how long do you think thats gonna last?
Phoebe: It really does how long do you think we have to stay?
Rachel: Oh my God! How long has she been crying?
Joey: How long do you have to go for?
Monica: No. I can't be away from you for that long.
Mike: Okay, when I got divorced, I didn't think I'd feel this way about someone for a really long time... Then again, I didn't think I'd meet someone like you... and... this may be crazy soon, but... I want you to have this... (He tries to get something from his pocket, but it's not that easy... Phoebe looks in a "what's happening" face to him. He finally has found something) No, not... that's gum. (He digs in a little more.) Ooh, five bucks... I love it when that happens, you know... Think no note's there...
Ross: umm. that you had a six year long relationship with a guy named Vicrum.
Rachel: Alright, I can�t, I can�t wait that long. You have to do something�knock that door down!
Phoebe: You guys, we�ve been waiting for you for a long time, maybe you should order.
Phoebe: Three months? Okay... This is probably none of my business, but uhm, how long do you think you're gonna keep seeing her?
Rachel: Well actually thanks, but I think I'm just gonna hang out here tonight. It's been kinda a long day.
Joey: Is to have a long, long talk. Yknow? Get Joey out on the open road and really open him up.
Joey: No! No, I quit a long time ago. (Pause) Did I forget to you that one? Im sorry.
Phoebe: Pay the caterer! Look, I've had a lot of jobs, okay, and there are some people who just always try to get out of paying. It's either, you know, "that massage wasn't long enough, or, "I don't recognize any of those songs," or, you know, "these sombreros aren't big enough. Bad little white girl!"
Waiter: Guys, give it a rest. Nobody's betting on you tonight. Although we do have a pool going to see how long it takes that guy to cry.
Ross: Well, of course you can defend yourself from an attack you know is coming, thats not enough. Look, I studying kara-tay for a long time, and theres a concept you should really be familiar with. Its what the Japanese call (he holds two fingers up to his temple, and he does this every time he says this word) unagi.
Chandler: Look, you cant call somebody after this long just to say, In case you didnt notice, I dont like you!
Ross: Ok ... (they leave the room, long pause) Well, uh, Joey, I guess we have no problem.
Joey: Actually, that will be long. You know, I really need to organize my thoughts.
Ross with a look of wondering how long this is going to go on on his face: Still me.
ROSS: Oh look, I can't believe this. Look, homo-habilus hasn't even learned how to use tools yet and they've got him here wi, with clay pots. Why don't, why don't they just give him a microwave? I'm sorry, I'm sorry this is taking so long, ya know, I, I, it's just it's longer than I expected, we will have dinner.
Rachel: Pheebs, this guy has been obsessed with your sister, for God knows how long, okay, you don't just give up something like that.
Rachel: That refrigerators dont live as long as people.
Monica: (long pause) Ok.
Chandler: You know, I flew a long way t see my loving wife? Is she here by the way?
Chandler: Yeah. Yeah, but it was a really, really long time ago! Does she still feel bad?
Janice: Oh, my Bing-a-ling. Ill wait for you. Do you even know how long youre going to be gone?
MONICA: Tell him that you haven't seen your wife in a long time.� Tell him that having a long-distance relationship is really difficult.� Tell him that what little time we have is precious.
David: Are... are you kidding? You know, when you don't see someone for a long time, a-a-and you kind of build them up in your head and you start thinking about: Come on, don't be crazy. Nobody is that beautiful, but... well, you are. (Phoebe seems very charmed) Well, so, uhm... are you seeing... anyone? (Phoebe is still up on a cloud from what David just said)
Joey: Too long! Oh my God, Rach, I've been dying to talk to someone about this for so long! Listen, listen, we can't say anything about this to anybody, they're so weird about that! Listen (Phoebe returns and interrupts them.)
Phoebe: All right, dont freak out! Okay? I-I will help you. How long before you have to leave?
Phoebe: I cant believe that! Now the only thing left of my grandmothers legacy is this crumb. (She picks it up with her finger and holds it out to Monica.) I wish you a long and happy marriage.
Phoebe: So long! Dont let the best door in the world hit you in the ass on your way out! (He exits and she slams the door behind him.)
Joey: What... for how long?
Charlie: Didn't you feel so stupid that you didn't see the signs? My fiancé was always going away on these long weekends with his tennis partner.
Phoebe: For how long?
Chandler: Honey, you've been in there for a long time... Is everything okay?
Monica: Really! That long?! (Chandler slowly turns and looks at her.) (To Chandler) Look all you want, its happening!
The Director: Im sorry Joey, as long as hes here and hes conscious were still shooting.
Phoebe: That's a, that's a long time.
Monica: No that was Jarred! Wow! I havent thought about him in a long time (Stares off into the distance lost in thought.) (Pause) Anyway, umm Wills, Wills here on business and he didnt have a place to go so I invited him here.
Dr. Long: Push. Push. Come on push for five seconds. 5 4
Phoebe: (sarcastically) Uhuh... Yeah...!, you know. And given my life long search for irony, you can imagine how happy I am.
ROSS: Shouldn't the pizza be here by now?� I mean, they said thirty minutes or less.� Well, how long has it been?
Dr. Long: Okay, the next contraction should be in about twenty seconds.
Joey: All right. Okay. You and Monica, friends for a long time, and sure there are rules, but then you went to London. Oh, no, but thats different. I mean, there are rules there, too! You know what I mean?
Phoebe: And how none of it matters when the people really love each other. (Chandler and Monica kiss.) And how people will believe anything you tell them as long as its a compliment.
Rachel: Oh. Look at you making up crap for me. Oh God! (Starts another contraction as Dr. Long enters.)
CHANDLER: Monica, will you stop? This is nuts. Do you know how long it's gonna be before you actually have to deal with this problem? I mean, you don't even have a boyfriend yet. Joey, she does not look fat.
Missy: So how come it took you so long to ask me out?
Dr. Long: Ill be back in an hour to check you again.
Courtney: Its amazing like all week long weve-weve been saying the same lines and then the audience is here and we will mess up, and if you mess up once, then youll get nervous because youllyou know youll probably mess up again.
Both: (long pause, they realize) Oh yeah!
Rachel: (annoyed) Ross, what is taking you so long?
Ross: (after a long pause) You should go.
Mr Zelner: (Takes a long look at the egg while he considers it) Wow, that's pretty cool (Takes the egg from Ross)
JOEY: Wow!� That didn't take long.� I thought you said Tulsa was, like a three hour flight.
Phoebe: Potato, Potaato. (Shes pronounces potato with the both the short and long As.)
Chandler: We were wondering what was taking so long with the gift, but now we understand you were doing this.
Phoebe: How long has it been since you had sex?