words in movies
MONICA: Tell him that you haven't seen your wife in a long time.� Tell him that having a long-distance relationship is really difficult.� Tell him that what little time we have is precious.
ROSS: Shouldn't the pizza be here by now?� I mean, they said thirty minutes or less.� Well, how long has it been?
MIKE: (looking at his watch) Eleven minutes.� (long pause)� And now twelve.� So, do you like the beer?
RACHEL: Well, um . . . I don't know.� I mean, for a long time nothing.� But you know, actually right before you picked me up, Ross and I had a . . . ah . . . little thing.
JOEY: Wow!� That didn't take long.� I thought you said Tulsa was, like a three hour flight.
Director: Ah Joey. Joey Tribbiani. Listen Joey, I got a problem, I just got a call from my dance captain, he's having a relationship crisis and can't get out of Long Island.
Ross: Ok, ok. I'm gonna come out to Long Island with you, I mean, you can't be alone right now.
Monica: I know being spit on is probably not what you need right now. Um... how long?
Rachel: I haven't seen him in so long!
Phoebe: You know, it's so surprising that you and Joey have known each other for so long and I've never heard about you.
Joey: (groans in disgust) Wow, its really long.
ROSS: Would you look at that guy, I mean how long has he been talking to her. It's like, back off buddy she's a waitress not a geisha.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is being yelled at by her dad over the phone, and hes been going on for so long Rachel is holding the phone away from her ear and reading a book.]
Chandler: God, its great to catch up! I cant believe how long its been!
Rachel: So were you guys together a long time?
Rachel: I It justit took me so long to get that desk organized.
Joey: Thats a really long time.
Joey: Pheebs, I am so sorry! I know I promised you a fun road trip with your friend and I didnt deliver. But-but-but now I know that you think being awake is an important part of friendship! So, so, so I will strive to-to stay awake for as long as I know you.
Dr. Long: Well youre only two centimeters dilated and we need to get to ten. Itll be a while.
Chandler: Okay, how long is this going to go on.
Joey: Man that was great! Huh? Can you believe how long we threw that ball around?
Phoebe: Oh, ok. How, it's been so long since you've had sex, you're wondering if they've changed it?
Ross: Ugh, between the traffic that time of day and all the one-way streets itll take me twice as long. Besides, I teach the class three times a week, who am I? Rockefeller?
Cassie: It took you that long to figure it out, huh?
Dr. Long: Shes fine. Shes experiencing Braxton-Hicks contractions, mild discomfort caused by contractions in the uterine wall.
Joey: (shocked) Has it been that long?!
Chandler: I've had a very long, hard day.
Chandler: Id like to toast, Ross and Emily. Of course, my big toast will be tomorrow at the wedding, so this is kind of my little toast or Melba toast, if you will. (No one in the room laughs. He starts to get flustered.) Okay. I known Ross for a long time. In fact, I knew him when he was going out with his first girlfriend. (Ross looks embarrassed.) And I thought things were going to work out for him..Until the day he over inflated her. (He laughs. Jack looks at Judy and no one in the room laughs.) Ohh, Dear God.. (A cellular phone rings.)
Dr. Long: Okay, everything looks good. Here it is on the screen. (We see Ross and Rachel looking at the screen.) Here is your uterus. And right here is your baby.
Monica: (gets up and gasps) Oh my God! Rachel!! (Rachel is stunned to see that her long lost friend is still fat.) (Monica goes over and gives Rachel a big bear hug, which is quite easy for her.) You look terrific!
Phoebe: (To Rachel) Wow! How long were we arguing for?
Tag: Good! Good, long time no see.
(In slow motion, Phoebe snaps the ball, Rachel goes long. Joey and Chandler and all over Phoebe, leaving Rachel wide open. Ross starts to rush Monica, who sees Phoebe is double covered, in desperation she throws to Rachel. We see flying through the air, and then Rachel running underneath it, then the ball, then Rachel again, then the ball, then Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey staring at it in shock. Then with the grace of Jerry Rice (no offense to Jerry Rice), Rachel catches the ball, and she stops and spikes the ball. Both Phoebe and Monica erupt in celebration.)
Ross: So how long are you in town?
Dr. Long: Congratulations. Ill give you two a minute.
Rachel: Well, you know what? This is great. Finally, I have someone I can pass on my wisdom too. Let me tell you about a couple of things I learned while working at the coffeehouse. First of all, the customer is always right. (Joey nods.) A smile goes a long way. (Joey smiles) And if anyone is ever rude to you? Sneeze muffin.
Dr. Long: (entering) Am I interrupting?
Dr. Long: Huh. Nice to meet you. Ill get started on this.
Joey: How long since youve seen a girl naked?
Ross: (to Rachel) Uh, how long until they announce the numbers, Mommy?
Phoebe: No, we can go together! Just dont wait too long though, okay? Cause Im outta here sometime before Friday.
Monica: (groans) That was a long night.
Dr. Long: Okay! All your tests look fine. Now, are you two interested in knowing the sex of the baby?
Dr. Long: Absolutely.
Joey: Uh How long have we known each other?
Monica: How long has it been this time?
Joey: Uh-huh, long time.
Ross: That only is not funny, it's physically impossible! Ok? Depending on the species I'd have to have a six foot long... (pause) It's not funny!!
Rachel: Well, as long as we are clear about that. (Exits smugly.)
Frank Sr.: I can't believe this. I justI can't believe this. How-howOh my God. How long ago?
Monica: Umm, so how long have you been working with your dad? (He looks at her) Come on, one of us had to mention him.
Hooker: Whats taking you boys so long?
(Dr. Long exits and Rachel starts to cry.)
Rachel: Dr. Long, Ive been at this for seventeen hours! Three women have come and gone with their babies, you gotta give me some good news! How many centimeters am I dilated? Eight? Nine?
Phoebe: For how long?
Rachel: So umm, youre gonna stay with me as long as I need you?
Joey: That's right, mister, and I don't care how old you are, as long as you're under my roof you're gonna live by my rules. And that means no sleeping with your girlfriend.
Dr. Long: Well do a quick check.
Dr. Long: Okay, theres an herbal tea you can drink.
Dr. Long: You must be a little uncomfortable.
(Dr. Long enters.)
Dr. Long: taking a long walk, and then theres the one thats proved most effective: sex.
Dr. Long: Here we go!
Rachel: Thank you. (Dr. Long exits.) Well, I guess we have some time to kill.
Dr. Long: Actually, I think youre ready to go to the delivery room.
(Dr. Long hands her to Rachel.)
Dr. Long: Do we have a name yet?
Dr. Long: You can take some caster oil, theres eating spicy foods
Dr. Long: Three.
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, Dr. Long is checking on Rachel again.]
Ross: (running up) Hey! Sorry I kept you waiting so long.
Monica: I cant believe this is taking so long. How are you doing?
Rachel: Hi Dr. Long, how are you?
Dr. Long: Here we go! Okay, keep pushing! Wait! I see something.
Monica: I dont know, my hand feels weird. I guess its because, Im engaged! (Shows off the ring.) How long before it starts getting annoying?
Joey: Okay, how long was I watching that woman?
Dr. Long: Good!
Dr. Long: Here she is!
Mike: Okay, when I got divorced, I didn't think I'd feel this way about someone for a really long time... Then again, I didn't think I'd meet someone like you... and... this may be crazy soon, but... I want you to have this... (He tries to get something from his pocket, but it's not that easy... Phoebe looks in a "what's happening" face to him. He finally has found something) No, not... that's gum. (He digs in a little more.) Ooh, five bucks... I love it when that happens, you know... Think no note's there...
Phoebe: So-so how long did that last for you and Chandler?
Phoebe: It really does how long do you think we have to stay?
Rachel: Oh my God! How long has she been crying?
Joey: How long do you have to go for?
Rachel: God how long do you think thats gonna last?
Monica: No. I can't be away from you for that long.
Ross: umm. that you had a six year long relationship with a guy named Vicrum.
Rachel: Alright, I can�t, I can�t wait that long. You have to do something�knock that door down!
Rachel: Well actually thanks, but I think I'm just gonna hang out here tonight. It's been kinda a long day.
Phoebe: You guys, we�ve been waiting for you for a long time, maybe you should order.
Phoebe: Three months? Okay... This is probably none of my business, but uhm, how long do you think you're gonna keep seeing her?
Waiter: Guys, give it a rest. Nobody's betting on you tonight. Although we do have a pool going to see how long it takes that guy to cry.
Joey: Is to have a long, long talk. Yknow? Get Joey out on the open road and really open him up.
Phoebe: Pay the caterer! Look, I've had a lot of jobs, okay, and there are some people who just always try to get out of paying. It's either, you know, "that massage wasn't long enough, or, "I don't recognize any of those songs," or, you know, "these sombreros aren't big enough. Bad little white girl!"
Joey: No! No, I quit a long time ago. (Pause) Did I forget to you that one? Im sorry.
Rachel: Pheebs, this guy has been obsessed with your sister, for God knows how long, okay, you don't just give up something like that.
Ross: Well, of course you can defend yourself from an attack you know is coming, thats not enough. Look, I studying kara-tay for a long time, and theres a concept you should really be familiar with. Its what the Japanese call (he holds two fingers up to his temple, and he does this every time he says this word) unagi.
Chandler: Look, you cant call somebody after this long just to say, In case you didnt notice, I dont like you!
Ross: Ok ... (they leave the room, long pause) Well, uh, Joey, I guess we have no problem.
Ross with a look of wondering how long this is going to go on on his face: Still me.
Joey: Actually, that will be long. You know, I really need to organize my thoughts.
ROSS: Oh look, I can't believe this. Look, homo-habilus hasn't even learned how to use tools yet and they've got him here wi, with clay pots. Why don't, why don't they just give him a microwave? I'm sorry, I'm sorry this is taking so long, ya know, I, I, it's just it's longer than I expected, we will have dinner.
Chandler: Yeah. Yeah, but it was a really, really long time ago! Does she still feel bad?
Rachel: That refrigerators dont live as long as people.
Chandler: You know, I flew a long way t see my loving wife? Is she here by the way?
Janice: Oh, my Bing-a-ling. Ill wait for you. Do you even know how long youre going to be gone?