words in movies
Chandler: (incredulous) I dont know what thats like?! Up until I was 25 I thought the only response to, "I love you," was, "Oh crap!"
Ross: Thats my favorite shirt! Okay? I love that shirt!
Phoebe: I-I-Id love to. Let me just tell my friend.
Chandler: No, honey youre not sick! Look, I dont love you because youre organized, I love you in spite of that.
Joey: Now-now, listen this is just a first draft so (Starts to read the piece of paper he brought.) "We are gathered here today on this joyous occasion to celebrate the special love that Monica and Chandler share." (Monica and Chandler like it so far.) Eh? (He continues reading.) "It is a love based on giving and receiving. As well as having and sharing. And the love that they give and have is shared and received. And through this having and giving and sharing and receiving." (Phoebe nods her approval.) "We too can share and love and have and receive."
Chandler: Love your condoms my man.
Phoebe: I love Vegas!
Ross: The physical act of love. (Hisses at her.)
Chandler: Yeah, she couldn't live without the Chan Love. (They start kissing.)
Monica: Boy, I love carrots! Oh! (She picks up a bunch of them and holds them between her fingers.) Sometimes I like to put them between my fingers like this and-and hold them down here while I talk to you. (She is rubbing her hip with the carrots.) Umm, and-and-and y'know if I get really hot umm, I-I like to pick up this knife (She picks up a knife without putting the box down. She's holding the box between her cheek and shoulder) and-and umm, I-I put the cold steal against umm, (Pause) my body. (She doesn't have any exposed skin within reach of the knife, so while holding the carrots in one hand and the box between her face and shoulder, she rubs the knife on her stomach.)
Monica: I know I love you! (They hug.)
Phoebe: I love the license plate game!
Chandler: Come on, Ross? Remember back in college, when he fell in love with Carol and bought her that ridiculously expensive crystal duck?
Monica: You're so efficient. I love you!
Chandler: I love you!
Monica: I love you!
MONICA: Now I love you. And not just 'cause I have to.
Phoebe: That shes gonna move in with you and maybe then shell fall in love with you and then when she finds out youre already married, shell just be happy. Yknow? Youre just, youre very sad.
Monica: Aww! I love you!
Monica: Love is the best medicine.
Rachel: Wow! Mon, thanks! I love this plate!
Ross: (buzzes) Wrong! Now you're single. It's actually secret option number three, you meet her at the gate. That way she knows you love her.
Phoebe: Yeah, complicated cause of the love.
Phoebe: I knew it! Because you love Rachel.
Phoebe: Ive never been more convinced of your love for her.
Ross: Aw, we-we are so (Motions that theyre connected.) So umm, well I-I-I like you and I-I love umm, yknow hanging out with you. And I mean-Im having a lot of fun. (He pauses and thinks there might be more, but decides there isnt.)
Phoebe: Of course not, because youre in love with her.
Chandler: Ah, look on the bright side, I mean you won't have to live with this ugly chair! That was here already huh? I love you. (they hug again)
Monica: Sweetie, with you its gonna be different. The sex is gonna be great, cause you-you guys are in love.
Woman: (walking up) I love your car.
Phoebe: Ah-ha! A classic sign of love, the hug!
Monica: I would love too, but I cant! I mean I just cant, you know that Im not good at confrontation.
Dr. Harad: Hi! Phoebe, I'm Dr. Harad, I'm going to be delivering your babies. I want you to know, you're gonna be in good hands. I've been doing this for a long time. I'll be back in a minute to do your internal, in the meantime, just relax because everything here looks great. And also, I love Fonzie. (Exits)
Rachel: Okay. Honey, I would love for you to go with me. (Ross has a worried look on his face) What?
Rachel: Id love that. I would loooove (Carol goes to make the coffee and she sits down.) So uh, so where is sweet little Ben? I would love to have a little...
Monica: "Oh my God, I love Ross! I hate Ross! I love Ross! I hate Ross!"
Rachel: Ohh, I love Joey! Joey lives with a duck! (Goes and hugs Joey.)
Joey: My Giant? I love that movie!
Chandler: I got a good one, I got a good one! I once walked in on both my parents making love to the same guy.
Rachel: I love him. Hes so pretty I wanna cry! I dont know what to do. Tell me what to do.
Rachel: Oh yeah, Id actually love a blueberry muffin and a chamomile tea.
Charlie: Benji isn't in love with me. I mean, he broke up with me. And besides, he's a very ethical man.
Monica: I know! Phoebe is gonna love dressing them in these!
CHANDLER: Joey, Joey. Hey, some girl just walked up to me and said, 'I want you Dennis,' and stuck her tounge down my throat. I love this party.
Joey: Well maybe I love ya.
Susan: The woman I love is having a baby today. I've been waiting for this just as much as you have.
Ross: (nonchalantly) I'm never gonna find love again.
Chandler: No, Im afraid I wont be able to make love as well as him.
Rachel: That-that is your make out buddy. Dont you recognize him? (Holding up the magazine in front of her face.) Oh wait. Ohh, Phoebe I love you. Kiss me please.
Monica: I'm his sister, okay? I love him! I don't want to see him get hurt! Come on! Doesnt that give me the right to control himhelp him?
Monica: Thats a good question. Look umm, last night we let the dice decide. Maybe we should leave it up to fate again. I love you!
Monica: I love the "I forgot the present" fake out!
Joey: Totally! I would love to spend New Years with you.
Woman: Id love an ice water.
Monica: I don't know. I mean, you saw him do a love scene, so maybe you don't have a thing for Joey, maybe you have a thing for Drake.
Michelle: All I ever wanted was just love him and have him love me back. I mean, am I so unlovable?
Monica: First of all um, I love you both so much and youre both so important to me
Ross: (to Joey, who is wearing a blue, 3 foot hand) FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TAKE IT OFF!! (takes it off his hand and throws it on the floor)
Joey: Yeah, yeah. We went to a Mets game, we got Chinese food, and you know, I love this woman. You have got competition buddy.
Ross: Emily, there is nothing between Rachel and me. Okay? I love you.
Monica: Oh my God! We love that show! I mean Ross and I have been watching it since I can remember!
Phoebe: I would love that job!
Rachel: Hello! (She makes a face and the kid laughs harder. Finally, his parents drag him off.) Ohh, kids love me.
Ross: Yeah! Oh, I-I love this babies!
Joey: (stopping him) Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa-whoa! We could have our own show! Y'know we could clap our hands together people will love it! Huh? And-and-and I wrote a song for us! (Singing, to the tune of This Land is Your Land) This hand is your hand! This hand is my hand! Oh wait, that's your hand! No wait, it's my hand!
Rachel: Umm, well I would have to say that it's a, it's tragic love story.
Chandler: (sees the roll) Yes!! I love you! I can't even remember what we were fighting about!
Chandler: Aww, I love you so
Chandler: I cant take the big white dog! You love it!
Rachel: (laughs) Wow! Umm, yknow, I-I would really love to, but I-I shouldnt.
Rachel: Ohh, I would love too.
Carol: (quickly) I love that idea!
Chandler: Id love it if you would do it.
JOEY: It's gonna be worth it. It's a known fact that women love babies, all righ? Women love guys who love babies. It's that whole sensitive thing. Quick, aim him at that pack o' babes over there. Maybe one of them will break away. No, no wait, for get them, we got one, hard left. All right, gimme the baby.
Monica: That was some hot love you gave me! I'm gonna go get ready.
Phoebe: Thats not why youre going! Youre going because you hope hes gonna say, "Yeah, I love you too, Rach. Forget that British chippy."
Joey: Are you kidding me?! I love Archie! And the whole gang!
ROSS: Look, do you love her? And you don't have to be too emphatic about this.
Rachel: Aw, I love that.
Chandler: Then we will sprinkle rose pedals on the bed and make love. Not just because its romantic, but because I can!
Emily: I love both of you!
Phoebe: Oh, I love paper mache! What did you make?
Monica: Oh, I love it! Thank you so much!
Monica: Do you remember that jacket that you love so much, that you thought was too expensive?
Monica: Me? What are you talking about? Nobody could steal me from you. I mean, just because I'm friends with her doesn't make me any less friends with you. I mean, (starting to cry) you're my...We're, we're...Oh, I love you.
Rachel: (coming out of her bedroom with a necklace) Here it is! I love it. I wear it all the time.
Chandler: Yeah, I guess I could use that. I could say that your love sends me to the moon.
Rachel: But honey he calls everybody by a nickname! Okay, look, I know, all right, just one dinner, please, just one night for me, please. I just want him to love you like I do. (Ross looks at her) All right, well not exactly like I do, but, but, if you do come to dinner, Ill love you like I do in that black thing that you like.
Rachel: I love it at Joeys!
Joey: Anyway, it uh look itll just take me a while to get over her, thats all. Im not even sure how to do that, I mean Ive never been in love before so
Phoebe: I justI thought you guys were doing it, I didn't know you were in love!
Chandler: Love her! That's right, I LOVE HER!!! I love her!! (They walk together and hug.) I love you, Monica.
Ross: Oh, I love that guy! (Laughs.)
Monica: No, no its going to be great. Really! Mom, Dad, when I got married, one of the things that made me sure I could do it was the amazing example the two of you set for me. For that and so many other things I want to say thank you. I know I probably dont say it enough, but I love you. (Pretends to cry hoping her parents will join her.) When I look around this room, Im-Im saddened by the thought of those who could not be here with us. Nana, my beloved grandmother who would so want to be here, but she cant because shes dead. As is our dog Chi-Chi. I mean look how cute she is. (Holds up the picture and pretends to cry again). Was. (To an old man by the stage.) Do me a favor and pass this to my parents. Remember shes dead. Okay, her and Nana, gone. Wow! Hey does anybody remember when Debra Winger had to say goodbye to her children in Terms of Endearment? (Chandler covers his ears) Didnt see that? No movie fans?! You want to hear something sad? The other day I was watching 60 Minutes these orphans in Romania, who have been so neglected, they were incapable of love. (Waits for people to cry, but doesnt get any tears.) You people are made of stone! Heres to mom and dad! Whatever!
Phoebe: Oh no, no, no, no... That's okay, that's okay... I mean, I'm... I am a vegetarian... except for veal... Yeah no, veal I love...
Ross: Kristen, hi. Are you uh, new to the area, cause if you are Id love to show you around sometime.
PHOEBE: [singing] Sometimes men love women, sometimes men love men, and then there are bisexuals, though some just say they're kidding themselves. la la-la-la la-la-la-la-la-la-la...
Monica: Oh, I love museums!
Ross: No-no, thats-thats not my thing! I do not love getting divorced!
Rachel: Wow, Monica, I love that, you really have faith in me. Thank you. Technical question, how do you know when uh, the butters done?
Chandler: And what does she have to think about? I love her!
Joey: What are you in love with her or something?
Janice: No, it isn't, because you won't let that happen. Don't you know it yet? You love me, Chandler Bing.