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Video:April Twelve, Eighteen hundred, Sixty-One (Monica lights Richard's cigar butt), 4:30 A.M. on Tuesday, the United States garrison at Fort Sumter was fired upon (knock on door) it is now under bombardment by....
Phoebe: Really? Thats the thing Im worse at! Youll see. (Exits.)
Monica: (Looking nauseous from her parents kissing.) And Im going to go get drunk. (Gets up to get a drink.)
Phoebe: (writing frantically) You guys, Im sorry, could you please talk a little slower?
Joey: Well, I was trying to figure out how to get to Buckingham Palace, right? So, Im in my map and-and (Ross enters) Hey!
Joey: Im up all night!
Joey: Im loud!
Ross: Hi. Im Ross Geller. I live in the building.
Joey: Oh, yknow what? Since Im here, I think Im gonna have me a little beer on the port side. (Grabs and opens one.)
Rachel: Ewww. Yeah. Umm. I think Im gonna stay here.
Rachel: No Phoebe! I just need you there for support. I havent told him Im pregnant yet.
Chandler: No way! If anything youve gotta let me win! My wife thinks Im a wimp!
Ross: I cant believe it. (Pause) Can I tell you something? Im a little mad at him now.
Rachel: (touches his knee) Im pregnant. (Ross stops.) Ross? (Ross is staring off into space.) Ross? (Ross is still frozen) Okay, whenever youre ready. (Sits back and opens her magazine.) And youre the father by the waybut you got that
Monica: Im sorry, they surprised me. There was nothing I could do!
Chandler: All right fine! But Im only doing this for you!
Ross: Im sorry, I meant a blue LeSabre.
Rachel: Im sorry daddy.
Stripper: Im waiting.
Mona: Oh my God! Oh my God! Im so sorry!
Morse: Im not trying to pull anything. Look I love you dude.
Ross: Im sorry. Dr. Green, Mona. Mona, Dr. Green.
Rachel: I cant. Im busy. Im apartment hunting.
Chandler: Well yknow, things are different. Im Im married now.
Janine: Well, Im sorry. I just thought Id try to make the place a little nicer.
Mona: Im not sure yet. Why didnt you just tell me about all this?
Monica: Yknow what? Im gonna make this up to you. I promised you a stripper (turns on the radio), and youre gonna get a stripper. (She starts to strip.)
Ross: Oh! Wow! Uh, yeah! That sounds great. Im just gonna put this (The money) back in my pocket, pretend that didnt happen. Uh yeah, actually Im free now. Do you wanna grab some coffee or
Phoebe: (to Monica) Anyway, Im going out with Sergei again tonight, and um, could you come and be the translators date? So that when we, its time for our alone time, you two could split off. Y'know, hes really, hes kinda cute.
Ross: Its been six months! Im always hot!
Chandler: Yeah, Im not sure I can do that.
Rachel: Okay, fine. Gunther, y'know what, I am a terrible waitress, do you know why Im a terrible waitress? Because, I dont care. I dont care. I dont care which pot is regular and which pot is decaf, I dont care where the tray spot is, I just dont care, this is not what I want to do. So I dont think I should do it anymore. Im gonna give you my weeks notice.
Joey: I did that too! They wouldnt give me her real name or her number. They said, "If I bothered them again theyd call the police." I said, "If you talk to the police, you tell them Im missing a ring!"
Monica: I cant do it. Im sorry, I wish I could, but umm, see you have these feelings for me....
Rachel: Hi! Im Rachel Green.
Rachel: Im sorry. What?
Rachel: Im-ImI had no idea. Im sorry. I
Monica: Phoebe! Come on Im serious! I just got to talk to him about all this.
Ross: Well look-look Im not calling anybody! Okay? It was like a million years ago!
Will: Could you also tell them Im skinny now?
Ursula: Huh. Well, Im supposed to be working at the restaurant tonight. Im supposed to be working right now, so who cares.
Chandler: Im gonna miss being able to afford food.
Rachel: Really?! Oh my God! Im successful!
Ross: Well actually, Im picking Ben up tomorrow, maybe hell be there.
Ross: Look Phoebe, Im sorry its just
Joey: Look, Ill come to the party but Im not dressing up.
Rachel: Oh Joey, Im hardly a
Monica: Oh nothing Im justjust was yawning. (Mimics the groan from before and stretches.)
Will: Yeah, its not. But Im rich and thin.
Dina: Im pregnant.
Chandler: Im leaning. This is where I lean.
Phoebe: Uh-huh, Im with Ben.
Phoebe: Yes! Yes you can, Im looking for Jacks parents.
Chandler: Honey, I know youre in pain right now, but Im a little turned on.
Trudie Styler: Im Trudie.
Trudie Styler: Im not giving concert tickets to someone whod use their son like this!
Ross: Yeah, I need uh Im justI dont knowI dont understand, umm, how this happened? We-we used a condom.
Phoebe: Then thats not breaking the law! Im there!
Monica: Op, can I just tell you something? Very flattered but umm, Im engaged. (Points to her ring.)
Phoebe: Wait, Im-Im sorry. Whats the big deal about a holiday card?
Phoebe: Yknow what? Im not talking to you! You go back to sleep! (To the hitchhiker) And you, are you a rapist?!
Phoebe: No Im having fun. Im reallyAnd Im really-really excited for you and Ursula.
Mr. Geller: Chandler, Im gonna have you arrested.
Chandler: Ill take it! All right look, I gotta know. Are you finished with me? (Janice shakes her head no) Are you finished with him? (Janice shakes her head no) Do you still love him? (Janice shakes her head yes) Do you still love me? (Janice shakes her head yes) All right look, (grabs the bag) Im gonna need an actual answer here okay, so which is it, him or me? (his phone starts to ring)
Rachel: No. Im very comfortable.
Dr. Schiff: Im a doctor.
Ross: So do we!! So do we!! (Ross notices a couple has been staring at them.) Im sorry you had to see that.
Rachel: Okay, umm, Im gonna get my sweater. (Walks away.)
Chandler: (to Richards date) And uh, you dont have a mustache which is good. (She just smiles.) Im Chandler; I make jokes when Im uncomfortable.
Mona: Im sorry, so umm, so where are we?
Chandler: Hi honey Im home.
Rachel: Uh-hmm. Im just thinking about Phoebe; poor knocked up Phoebe.
Ross: Im trying to tell you I made you a mix tape.
Ross: Oh see, before you uh, when you showed it to me you-you held it that way (he turns her hand upside down) which uh, which was misleading. Well Im (He goes at sits down at his new table and the kids stare at him.) Hello.
Phoebe: Oh, Im sorry. I didnt hear you over all the winning.
Monica: Its not a date, okay. Im just gonna teach him how to make lasagne for some pot luck dinner he has.
Monica: Okay, Im next. (Phoebe starts another game.) Dont! Dont start another game! I said Im next! Phoebe!
Rachel: (laughs) Yeah, but Im pretty sure hes gay.
Ross: Move it! Move it! Move it!! Hey!!! Im the teacher!!
Monica: (congested) Ugh, they sent me home. They said I cant work if Im sick.
Ross: I dont know what to say, Im sorry. Though, youre not supposed to take these. (Points to the bone) Its like a million years old, we, we actually, we had people looking for that.
Joey: Well I can promise you, at least one person will be crying. (Points to himself) Im an actor, and any actor worth himself can cry on cue. (snaps fingers)
Ross: (entering) Hi! Sorry Im late. Were you sleeping?
Eric: Im not smart. (Phoebe has no comeback.) I just wanted so much to be impulsive once. To be romantic.
Chandler: Look, when Ive been drinking, sometimes I tend to get overly friendly, and Im sorry.
Joey: No-no! Im fine. Its just Hey, can I ask you something? Have you ever looked at someone that youve known for a while and then suddenly suddenly see them a different way?
Rachel: Oh God! Thank God youre home! Im watching Cujo.
Monica: Yeah but Im not keeping it.
Rachel: No, I will. Im just not up for it tonight.
Joey: Oh-ho-kay, Im talking to the king. (starts to go to a back room)
Rachel: Im really, really not.
Chandler: Im in the bathtub.
Chandler: Im not going to let you say anything.
Monica: I mean, I-I, I really shouldnt say. I mean, Im really not supposed to.
Dennis Phillips: Oh, thank you. Well if youll excuse me, Im gonna go get myself a drink. Be back in a moment. (Walks away.)
Joey: Come on C.H.E.E.S.E., Im not leaving without you! Try routing your backup source through your primary CPU.
Ross: Yes. Im Im sorry. Im so sorry.
Monica: Remember that guy that gave me a bad review? Well (Feeds him a spoonful of what shes cooking.) Im getting my revenge!
Monica: Yeah, Im going to take a bath. Im just going to get a magazine.
Monica: Im not touching you.
Leslie: (singing) My best shoes, so good to me. I wear them everyday. Down at the heel, holes in the toes. Dont care what people say. My feets best friends, pals to the end. With them Im one hot chicky. Though late one night, not much light, I....