words in movies
Chandler: Im totally screwed. Okay, they are gonna be hot and heavy on stage every night, and then theyre gonna go to their cast parties and hes gonna try to undermine me. Y'know itll be like, "So wheres your boyfriend, whats-his-name, Chester?" And shell go, "No-no-no, its Chandler." And hell go, "Whatever. Ha-ha-ha-ha!"
Ross: Oh no-no-no, Im there.
Chandler: Okay, okay, but dont worry, because we also have cereals, muffins, waffles, and, jams, jellies, and marmalades. Which Im fairly certain are the same thing.
Rachel: (on the phone) Monica, Im quitting! I just helped an 81 year old woman put on a thong and she didnt even buy it! (Pause) Im telling you Im quitting! Thats it! Im talking to my boss right now! (Pause) Yes I am! (Pause) Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Okay bye, call me when you get this message. (Hangs up as her boss, Mr. Waltham, walks in.) Oh! Mr. Waltham, I ah really need to talk to you.
Mr. Waltham: In a moment, please, Im in the middle of a task. And you have a customer.
Joshua: Hi, Im Joshua.
Rachel: Hi, Im Rachel Green. What can I do for you Joshua?
Rachel: Oh, Im so sorry.
Joshua: Yeah, but it wasnt much fun dropping it off at the dry cleaners in the skirt. (Rachel laughs) So I need everything down to underwear, so if youre willing, Im all yours.
Chandler: Im right! Right? There was like no chemistry between them. Before they had heat, and now theres no heat! Now you know what this means, Joey told us what this means!
Kathy: Clearly, Im having sex with him?
Kathy: Acting! Chandler, this is my job! Im-Im playing a part in a play! How can you not trust me?!
Monica: Im the hostess! Not those guys! Im always the hostess! I mean, I was always the hostess, I mean even when I was little, I mean the girls brought their dollies to my tea party, I-I served the best air.
Monica: Cause they took our apartment, I wanted to punish them. But Im-Im done now. Theyve suffered enough.
Monica: All right then, when Im done with this place, its gonna be ten times better than that place!
Rachel: You know what, Im gonna do that, Im gonna call him up, and Im gonna ask him out. I can do that. Ask him out. (Practising) How you doin? (Calls him) Hi! Joshua? Its Rachel Green from Bloomingdales. (Listens) Yeah, umm, I was wondering if you umm, if you umm, left your wallet at the store today? Well, we found a wallet, and we(Listens) the license? Well, that is a good idea! Uh, well, lets see here this says this license belongs to a uh, uh, belongs to a mister uh, Pheebs, and umm, yeah, so sorry to bother you at home. Ill see you tomorrow. Bye. (Hangs up) (to Phoebe) Youve done that a thousand times?
Joshua: I do. I do. I love it. In fact, I think Im gonna wear it home.
Joshua: (coming back in) Im sorry.
Chandler: Hey. I just, I just wanted to come over to-to say that Im sorry. Yknow? I know I acted like the biggest idiot in the world, and I can completely understand why you were so upset.
Rachel: He didnt turn me down! Hes at the game isnt he? I got the date, Im just not on it!
Monica: So I made snacks. Please, just hang out okay? Im just gonna rest my eyes just a little bit.
Monica: Oh no-no-no, stay, stay, stay, just keep talking. Im always the hostess.
Chandler: Im saying that she is a devil woman! Yknow I mean you think you know someone and then they turn around and they sleep with Nick! Nick, with his rock hard pecs, and his giant man-nipples! I hate him, I hate her! Well, I dont hate her, I love her. This is all my fault really.
Rachel: Yes! I will! Absolutely! (She takes out his license and her license and holds them face to face with each other. She then proceeds to act like Dark Helmut in Spaceballs, and mimic a conversation between the two of them.) Hello, Rachel. Hi, Joshua. I left my wallet here on purpose. Really? Yes, I just wanted to see you again. Oh, Im glad. Rachel, Id like to say something to you. Yes? How you doin?
Joeys Date: You must be Rachel, Im Erin.
Joey: Im sorry, I just I like things the way they are.
Joey: Yeah! Yeah Monica! You listen to me, okay? And Im not just saying this because Im your friend, Im sayin it cause its the truth. Youre food is abysmal!
Ross: No Rach! Come on! No-no! Yeah, Im sure we wont get arrested for this.
Chandler: No Im serious, we should tell each other everything. I do not have any secrets from you.
Helena: No-no I heard! Im just sorry.
Monica: Im-Im Monica.
Phoebe: Ooh-Ooh! I did it! I did it! I figured out a way to make money! Im gonna open up my own massage place and Franks gonna help me! And! We can work it around his schedule so he doesnt have to quit school!
Phoebe: Then yes that is what Im having. (Takes another puff of the cigarette.)
Joey: Im doing my scenes with you?
Chandler: Im gonna go to the bathroom.
Cecilia: Oh no-no-no-no, being adored. Im used to it, dont worry about it.
Rachel: No! No! No! Im not yelling at you, Im just yelling near you. Oh God Joey, ohh Im my father. Oh my God, this is horrible! Ive been trying so hard not to be my mother I did not see this comin. Oh, Joey, Im sorry. Im so sorry. I just wanted you to learn.
Rachel: Hi! Yknow what honey, were actually out of candy right now. But someone just went out to get some and I have been giving out money but Im out of that too. Hey, can I write you a check?
Monica: Im sorry but nothing.
Joey: No. No, Im Joey Tribbiani; we did a scene together yesterday. I-Im the guy in the coma!
Rachel: I will not! Im the divisional head of mens sportswear!
Monica: See? Thats what I mean. I mean that, thats great! But I wouldnt trade in what I have for that. I mean Im gonna be with Chandler for the rest of my life, and thats what makes me happy. (Chandler approaches.) Hey sweetie, come here! Come sit down. Hey Phoebe and I were just talking about how our relationship is deep and meaningful. It really is dont you think?
Monica: Well maybe Im ready now. I mean, its a little scary, but maybe its right.
Joey: Oh, Im sorry, Ross. Ill get it for you right now. And since I made you wait, Ill toss in a free muffin.
Woman: Im Amanda.
Rachel: Well of course that is what Im here for!
Rachel: (reading the note) Tell Monica Im sorry.
Joey: Hey, Im with you. He even asked me if I thought youd go out with him.
Phoebe: (checking her watch) Yeah, Im very wise. I know.
Ross: Look, Im sorry but you-you-you better go Pheebs.
Joey: Oh, Im-Im not working tomorrow.
Phoebe: Okay, you said I could sing at your wedding so, Im just gonna need a small deposit.
Rachel: Im sorry. Im sorry. Its just Its just so sad!
Ross: I prefer not to answer that right now, Im still carrying a little holiday weight.
Phoebe: Okay. Im going with you.
Rachel: Umm Im never gonna getting married!
Joey: Im having surgery!
Helena: Im sorry? (Holds out the mike.)
Joey: Hey Rach, listen I was thinkin uh, Im gonna have an extra room over at my place
Chandler: Sorry, I just cant sleep. Ooh! (Turns on the light and Monica groans.) Where is that book that you are reading with the two women who were ice-skating and wearing, wearing those hats with the flowers on it? Because every time I look at that cover Im like (Fake snores.)
Joey: Im still on the set!
Tag: Look Rachel, I know what youre going through. Im totally freaked about turning 25.
Chandler: (standing up) Thats right! Im not!
Ross: Yes. And another time after that. Boy Im getting hungry! Hey Joey, have you ever been so hungry on a date that when a girl goes to the bathroom you eat some of her food?
Joey: (on phone) Well, so anyway Beth, what Im saying is I shouldve considered your feelings before I went home with you that night. Ive ah, Ive recently learned whats it like to be on your side of it, and Im sorry. So, do you think you can forgive me? (listens) Great. Thanks. Okay, bye. (He sits down and crosses out something, and dials the phone again.) Hello, Jennifer? (listens) Oh hi, Mrs. Loreo, is Jennifer there? (listens) Oh, shes not home huh? (listens) Well ah, actually I kinda need to talk to you too.
Courtney: Im doing my brother.
Courtney: Im melting!
Rachel: Im sorry
Phoebe: (pauses as he figures out how to answer that) Because Im normal! That was the one legacy my grandmother left me, and I know you wanted it as an engagement present.
Courtney: Im sorry, I messed up.
Monica: Guys! Im not pregnant.
Monica: Because Im not.
Phoebe: Okay, Im sorry. Ill stop.
Woman: Oh hi, Im, Im Mona from her restaurant.
Joey: I know! All right, Ill see you guys over there! Im off to fight the Nazis.
Joey: No-no-no, Im serious. You dont smell it? Somethings on fire.
Rachel: Monica! Im not gonna screw it up!
Fat Girl: Im next!
The Woman: Hi! Im sorry, I know its after hours but I really need candy.
Monica: Good. Okay, Im just gonna wait for Chandler to open the rest of them.
Phoebe: Believe me Im trying.
Ross: Im telling you, this looks exactly like your wedding! Arent these the same flowers?
Rachel: Im having a baby.
Tag: Im ready for more.
Rachel: Im not?
Rachel: Oh no, Im sorry, you look a lot different from the last time I-I saw you.
Monica: Yeah, but Im the only one related by blood.
Chandler: Im so pathetic! Monica knows what she wants to say! You shouldve seen her. Writing, writing, writing!
Ross: We live together. Youre having our baby. Im not gonna see anybody else. Are you-are you sure you dont want something more?
Ross: Uh-hmm, yeah-yeah do you like it? Do-do you looove it? I just want you to know that Im changing your grade back.
Monica: Honey, Im going to put my hand in your pocket!
Joey: Well usually...yeah! Well, not just lemonade, iced tea, sometimes juice. Well, sorry, I just, I thought you liked me. Im such a jerk.
Ross: Im good. Im good.
Richard: Im wearing two belts.
Phoebe: Aw. (Phoebe gets a bad taste in her mouth when he looks away) Im justIm in a place in my life right now where I I
Monica: Okay. (When Phoebe turns around Monica runs out into the hall after Mrs. Green.) Mrs. Green! Okay Im really sorry!! Im apologizing for the(She trips and falls down the stairs.) (Pause) Okay, I bit my tongue, but Im still really sorry!
Chandler: Can you figure out what Im doing?
Paul: Im thinking that you are looking really fine it that dress.
Rachel: Im sorry, they were just all coming at me, and I didnt know what to do.
Joey: Of course Im jokin! I dont take checks.
Monica: (giggles) Of course I have! What do you think, Im some 30 year old virgin?
Joey: Im not feeling it.
Joey: No! No! No Ross! Im not hot! Are you hot?
Monica: Oh, Im sorry. Was that another joke?
Joey: (To Phoebe) Im so happy!
Ross: It was pretty funny when I, when I hid it for a while, huh? Anyway, umm, I-I am worried about that bathing suit, not because its revealing which Im fine with, no Im concerned about your health, sun exposure.
Hums While He Pees: Me too! Im sorry that guy in the subway licked your neck.
Mr. Geller: (To Ross) Screw it! Im having one. (Takes out and lights a cigarette.)
Phoebe: Im just saying hi! Now Im gonna go!
Monica: Well Im not sure yet, but umm of the top of my head Im thinking double sided tape and some sort of luncheon meat.
Ben: Im not allowed to have soda.
Ross: Now Im so happy.
Ross: No! The reason Im asking is that I sorta had one last night.
Phoebe: Because Im dumping him today.
Joey: No, Im performing the ceremony. Im not wearing a tux.
Ross: Hey, if thats what you want to do Im not gonna say no.
Monica: (starting to cry) Im so happy for me.
Chandler: Okay Bob listen uhh, Im the reason you didnt get the job up here.
Phoebe: (simultaneously) Im breaking up with you!
Phoebe: Im, Im breaking up with you.
Ross: Im sorry about your date.
Rachel: (thinks then gasps) Chandler M. Bing?
Mona: Im good except umm, you still owe me a dance.
Phoebe: Okay, Im gonna go get Frank. (exits)