words in movies
Monica: Im glad youre here, we have a couple of things to ask you about the wedding ceremony.
Ross: Sorry, Im kinda keeping this one on the Q.T.
Joey: And-and-and not only that, Im gettin a new brain!!
Dina: Im going to keep dating him Mother, and theres nothing you can do about it!
Dina: Well, at least Im not a murderer! (Jessica slaps her.)
Cecilia: Im supposed to meet and hug a fan whose dying, but thats not supposed to be until (to no one in particular) later!
Joey: No. No, Im Joey Tribbiani; we did a scene together yesterday. I-Im the guy in the coma!
Joey: An-an-anyway I-I just wanted to say that since Im getting your brain when you leave the show, I was wondering if there was any tips you can give me
Cecilia: I-I-Im leaving the show?
Phoebe: Did I use that already today? Im sorry.
Phoebe: (on phone) Hello? (Listens) Yes, Im the one who found your phone.
Phoebe: (To Rachel) Shhh! Im on a call! (On phone) Umm well yeah, you can pick it up tonight, say 8:30? At-at my apartment. Its umm, its umm 5 Morton Street, Apartment 14, umm and then maybe yknow after we can grab a bite to eat or whatever. (Listens) Okay, well okay Ill see you then. (Listens) Bye. (Hangs up.)
Joey: So you like the nachos uh? Myself Im partial to
Dina: (interrupting) Im 16.
Joey: Im so sorry. Look, if it was up to me you would never leave the show.
Cecilia: (to him) Im having a conversation here! (To Joey) You were saying?
Joey: Uh yeah-ye-ye-ye-ye-yel-l-l-l-l-look the-the-the only reason that I, that I came up to you before was because well, Im really nervous about-about being you. Yknow if you can help me capture the essence of the character. Yknow? Help me keep Jessica alive. Please?
Ross: No, youve heard my practice. Okay? Just-just give me a chance to perform for you and then decide whatever you want. And Im not going to tell you what song Im gonna play either. But uh, lets just say when its over Ill bet there will be a we bit o celebration.
Cecilia: Right. Hes not angry at the room either. Try it again, he owns it! He owns the room. It is his. He owns, owns, owns, owns the room! He owns it!! (Joey gets a snooty look on his face.) All right, its a little weird, but its getting better. (Joey is pleased.) Oh well, Im gonna miss this woman so much. I dont know what Im going to do! I mean, its been 20 years of my life.
Joey: Oh hey come on, dont-dont-dont do this! Umm, look let-let me tell you something, okay? Now when I watch you do a scene, Im thinking, "Boy, she-she is a great actress!" (Shes not buying it.) Uh but-but, I am also thinking, "She is hot!"
Cecilia: (intrigued) You think Im hot?
Guy: Hi! Its Tom, Im here to pick up the phone.
Cecilia: Oh no-no-no-no, being adored. Im used to it, dont worry about it.
Joey: Well no, Im just in a coma. This must mean I have lines! (Realizes what that means.) Oh
Joey: Yeah well, Im guessing after this shes not going to be crazy about electricity either.
Ross: (stands up) Now umm, remember Im still learning.
Ross: We live together. Youre having our baby. Im not gonna see anybody else. Are you-are you sure you dont want something more?
Ross: Uh-hmm, yeah-yeah do you like it? Do-do you looove it? I just want you to know that Im changing your grade back.
Monica: Honey, Im going to put my hand in your pocket!
Joey: Well usually...yeah! Well, not just lemonade, iced tea, sometimes juice. Well, sorry, I just, I thought you liked me. Im such a jerk.
Ross: Im good. Im good.
Richard: Im wearing two belts.
Phoebe: Aw. (Phoebe gets a bad taste in her mouth when he looks away) Im justIm in a place in my life right now where I I
Monica: Okay. (When Phoebe turns around Monica runs out into the hall after Mrs. Green.) Mrs. Green! Okay Im really sorry!! Im apologizing for the(She trips and falls down the stairs.) (Pause) Okay, I bit my tongue, but Im still really sorry!
Chandler: Can you figure out what Im doing?
Paul: Im thinking that you are looking really fine it that dress.
Rachel: Im sorry, they were just all coming at me, and I didnt know what to do.
Joey: Of course Im jokin! I dont take checks.
Monica: (giggles) Of course I have! What do you think, Im some 30 year old virgin?
Joey: Im not feeling it.
Joey: No! No! No Ross! Im not hot! Are you hot?
Monica: Oh, Im sorry. Was that another joke?
Joey: (To Phoebe) Im so happy!
Ross: It was pretty funny when I, when I hid it for a while, huh? Anyway, umm, I-I am worried about that bathing suit, not because its revealing which Im fine with, no Im concerned about your health, sun exposure.
Hums While He Pees: Me too! Im sorry that guy in the subway licked your neck.
Mr. Geller: (To Ross) Screw it! Im having one. (Takes out and lights a cigarette.)
Phoebe: Im just saying hi! Now Im gonna go!
Monica: Well Im not sure yet, but umm of the top of my head Im thinking double sided tape and some sort of luncheon meat.
Ben: Im not allowed to have soda.
Ross: Now Im so happy.
Ross: No! The reason Im asking is that I sorta had one last night.
Phoebe: Because Im dumping him today.
Joey: No, Im performing the ceremony. Im not wearing a tux.
Ross: Hey, if thats what you want to do Im not gonna say no.
Monica: (starting to cry) Im so happy for me.
Chandler: Okay Bob listen uhh, Im the reason you didnt get the job up here.
Phoebe: (simultaneously) Im breaking up with you!
Phoebe: Im, Im breaking up with you.
Ross: Im sorry about your date.
Rachel: (thinks then gasps) Chandler M. Bing?
Mona: Im good except umm, you still owe me a dance.
Phoebe: Okay, Im gonna go get Frank. (exits)
Ursula: Umm, nothing. I mean, Im getting married next week.
Ross: No, I-Im not doody.
Phoebe: No-no! Thats okay, well just start over. Okay? Hi! Im Phoebe.
Joey: Im not sure.
Phoebe: No Im not! You are!
Ross: Well, Im a spud
Mona: Umm, actually Im just a nurse.
Chandler: Listen, if you want to borrow money, its kind of a bad time. Im buying dinner for 128 people tomorrow night.
Joey: I mean come on you guys! My own TV show? I just dont know if Im good enough.
Chandler: God, Im exhausted.
Ross: Come on, who are we kidding? Im doody. Please? Shes watchin.
Rachel: Oh, I so wanted Ross to know first, but Im so relieved you guys know.
Monica: Look, I wanted to tell Im-Im sorry you lost.
Monica: Well, usually when Im this anxious, I clean!
Phoebe: Shhh! Im talking.
Eric: Yeah uh okay. Im-Im sorry. Bye.
Rachel: And Im Rachel, an admirer of the building.
Joey: Ooh, its probably a residual check, hey can you open it for me, Im kinda .
Joey: (in a manly voice) Im gonna go shave. (Gets up.)
Pete: Im fine! Id fight tonight, if theyd let me. (stands up and starts swinging his arms) See this circle Im marking off here? This is my zone of terror.
Pete: Its okay, its not as bad as it looks, its a precaution. Ah, Im not supposed to move my spine.
Monica: Im sorry. Ive never had a maid before, is this not okay?
Phoebe: Really? Thats the thing Im worse at! Youll see. (Exits.)
Monica: (Looking nauseous from her parents kissing.) And Im going to go get drunk. (Gets up to get a drink.)
Phoebe: (writing frantically) You guys, Im sorry, could you please talk a little slower?
Joey: Well, I was trying to figure out how to get to Buckingham Palace, right? So, Im in my map and-and (Ross enters) Hey!
Joey: Im up all night!
Joey: Im loud!
Ross: Hi. Im Ross Geller. I live in the building.
Joey: Oh, yknow what? Since Im here, I think Im gonna have me a little beer on the port side. (Grabs and opens one.)
Rachel: Ewww. Yeah. Umm. I think Im gonna stay here.
Rachel: No Phoebe! I just need you there for support. I havent told him Im pregnant yet.
Chandler: No way! If anything youve gotta let me win! My wife thinks Im a wimp!
Ross: I cant believe it. (Pause) Can I tell you something? Im a little mad at him now.
Rachel: (touches his knee) Im pregnant. (Ross stops.) Ross? (Ross is staring off into space.) Ross? (Ross is still frozen) Okay, whenever youre ready. (Sits back and opens her magazine.) And youre the father by the waybut you got that
Monica: Im sorry, they surprised me. There was nothing I could do!
Chandler: All right fine! But Im only doing this for you!
Ross: Im sorry, I meant a blue LeSabre.
Rachel: Im sorry daddy.
Stripper: Im waiting.
Mona: Oh my God! Oh my God! Im so sorry!
Morse: Im not trying to pull anything. Look I love you dude.
Ross: Im sorry. Dr. Green, Mona. Mona, Dr. Green.
Rachel: I cant. Im busy. Im apartment hunting.
Chandler: Well yknow, things are different. Im Im married now.
Janine: Well, Im sorry. I just thought Id try to make the place a little nicer.
Mona: Im not sure yet. Why didnt you just tell me about all this?
Monica: Yknow what? Im gonna make this up to you. I promised you a stripper (turns on the radio), and youre gonna get a stripper. (She starts to strip.)
Ross: Oh! Wow! Uh, yeah! That sounds great. Im just gonna put this (The money) back in my pocket, pretend that didnt happen. Uh yeah, actually Im free now. Do you wanna grab some coffee or
Phoebe: (to Monica) Anyway, Im going out with Sergei again tonight, and um, could you come and be the translators date? So that when we, its time for our alone time, you two could split off. Y'know, hes really, hes kinda cute.
Ross: Its been six months! Im always hot!
Chandler: Yeah, Im not sure I can do that.
Rachel: Okay, fine. Gunther, y'know what, I am a terrible waitress, do you know why Im a terrible waitress? Because, I dont care. I dont care. I dont care which pot is regular and which pot is decaf, I dont care where the tray spot is, I just dont care, this is not what I want to do. So I dont think I should do it anymore. Im gonna give you my weeks notice.
Joey: I did that too! They wouldnt give me her real name or her number. They said, "If I bothered them again theyd call the police." I said, "If you talk to the police, you tell them Im missing a ring!"
Monica: I cant do it. Im sorry, I wish I could, but umm, see you have these feelings for me....
Rachel: Hi! Im Rachel Green.
Rachel: Im sorry. What?
Rachel: Im-ImI had no idea. Im sorry. I
Monica: Phoebe! Come on Im serious! I just got to talk to him about all this.
Ross: Well look-look Im not calling anybody! Okay? It was like a million years ago!
Will: Could you also tell them Im skinny now?
Ursula: Huh. Well, Im supposed to be working at the restaurant tonight. Im supposed to be working right now, so who cares.
Chandler: Im gonna miss being able to afford food.
Rachel: Really?! Oh my God! Im successful!