words in movies
Monica: Im glad youre here, we have a couple of things to ask you about the wedding ceremony.
Ross: Sorry, Im kinda keeping this one on the Q.T.
Joey: And-and-and not only that, Im gettin a new brain!!
Dina: Im going to keep dating him Mother, and theres nothing you can do about it!
Dina: Well, at least Im not a murderer! (Jessica slaps her.)
Cecilia: Im supposed to meet and hug a fan whose dying, but thats not supposed to be until (to no one in particular) later!
Joey: No. No, Im Joey Tribbiani; we did a scene together yesterday. I-Im the guy in the coma!
Joey: An-an-anyway I-I just wanted to say that since Im getting your brain when you leave the show, I was wondering if there was any tips you can give me
Cecilia: I-I-Im leaving the show?
Phoebe: Did I use that already today? Im sorry.
Phoebe: (on phone) Hello? (Listens) Yes, Im the one who found your phone.
Phoebe: (To Rachel) Shhh! Im on a call! (On phone) Umm well yeah, you can pick it up tonight, say 8:30? At-at my apartment. Its umm, its umm 5 Morton Street, Apartment 14, umm and then maybe yknow after we can grab a bite to eat or whatever. (Listens) Okay, well okay Ill see you then. (Listens) Bye. (Hangs up.)
Joey: So you like the nachos uh? Myself Im partial to
Dina: (interrupting) Im 16.
Joey: Im so sorry. Look, if it was up to me you would never leave the show.
Cecilia: (to him) Im having a conversation here! (To Joey) You were saying?
Joey: Uh yeah-ye-ye-ye-ye-yel-l-l-l-l-look the-the-the only reason that I, that I came up to you before was because well, Im really nervous about-about being you. Yknow if you can help me capture the essence of the character. Yknow? Help me keep Jessica alive. Please?
Ross: No, youve heard my practice. Okay? Just-just give me a chance to perform for you and then decide whatever you want. And Im not going to tell you what song Im gonna play either. But uh, lets just say when its over Ill bet there will be a we bit o celebration.
Cecilia: Right. Hes not angry at the room either. Try it again, he owns it! He owns the room. It is his. He owns, owns, owns, owns the room! He owns it!! (Joey gets a snooty look on his face.) All right, its a little weird, but its getting better. (Joey is pleased.) Oh well, Im gonna miss this woman so much. I dont know what Im going to do! I mean, its been 20 years of my life.
Joey: Oh hey come on, dont-dont-dont do this! Umm, look let-let me tell you something, okay? Now when I watch you do a scene, Im thinking, "Boy, she-she is a great actress!" (Shes not buying it.) Uh but-but, I am also thinking, "She is hot!"
Cecilia: (intrigued) You think Im hot?
Guy: Hi! Its Tom, Im here to pick up the phone.
Cecilia: Oh no-no-no-no, being adored. Im used to it, dont worry about it.
Joey: Well no, Im just in a coma. This must mean I have lines! (Realizes what that means.) Oh
Joey: Yeah well, Im guessing after this shes not going to be crazy about electricity either.
Ross: (stands up) Now umm, remember Im still learning.
Rachel: Oh thats right! Im sorry! I-I am early! Finish! Please!!
Chandler: Im going crazy! Okay? Do you have any thing around here that looks homemade?
Ross: Unagi. Im always aware.
Monica: Well, Id like to but, (extremely quietly) Im not sure we have time to go.
Monica: Its not like I want to get married tomorrow! Its just that I-Id like to believe that Im in a relationship thats actually going somewhere, that Im not just wasting my time!
Rachel: Im sorry. I didntI dont come in here a lot.
Monica: Oh really, so that hysterical phone call I got from a woman at sobbing 3:00 A.M., "I'll never have grandchildren, I'll never have grandchildren." was what? A wrong number?
Joey: Excuse me, Aaron? (The director turns around.) Hi! Umm, I have a little problem with the schedules. Originally, I wasnt supposed to work today, and I have this wedding that I really have to be at. Its my best friends, and Im officiating so I really cant work past four.
Chandler: Im totally screwed. Okay, they are gonna be hot and heavy on stage every night, and then theyre gonna go to their cast parties and hes gonna try to undermine me. Y'know itll be like, "So wheres your boyfriend, whats-his-name, Chester?" And shell go, "No-no-no, its Chandler." And hell go, "Whatever. Ha-ha-ha-ha!"
Elizabeth: Im kidding!
Phoebe: Im really glad you guys are okay but, I just keep thinking what would happen if-if you two (Points to Monica and Joey) actually had hooked up.
(She grabs his arm and drags him over to a table where three beautiful women are sitting. Now, Im going to go out on a limb and say that their names are Stephanie, Karin, and Meg. Okay, so I looked at the credits. Of course, only Meg is named later on, so Ill have to guess who is Stephanie and who is Karin. But, well cross that bridge when we come to it.)
Monica: Not now, Im sick!
Carl: Well, Im not gonna talk because
The Museum Official: (on phone) Hi, this is Heldi from the Morgan Chase museum. Im calling for Monica Geller. I want to let her know that there was a cancellation and if shes still interested in having the Bing-Geller wedding at our facility, it is available (Chandler runs to answer the phone.)
Ross: Freaked out? Hey no, Im not freaked out! Im indignant! As a consumer!
Monica: Oh absolutely. I like it even more on you than I did on Colonel Sanders. (Ross starts to leave) Ross! Ross! Im kidding!
Ross: Nothing, Im-Im just, Im so comfortable with you!
Elizabeth: Uh no, theyre still here but I think Im about to leave.
Rachel: I know. Im sorry.
Joey: Oh, Im sorry. Thank you Chandler.
Monica: I have no moves. (He moves in to kiss her and she laughs and backs away.) Okay, whatcha doin there?! (Giggles.) Oh yknow what? Im sorry, this is just too weird.
Joey: Im not talking to you! You broke my fridge!
Rachel: Okay, its justand this is really embarrassingbut lately with this whole pregnancy thing Im just finding myself how do I put this umm, erotically charged.
Rachel: Im just sort of in the middle of something.
Rachel: Yeah, Im good.
Joey: Yeah, its this great part, this boxer named Nick. And Im so, so right for it, y'know, hes just like me. Except hes a boxer, and has an evil twin.
Chandler: Joey! (Pause as they all stare at him.) No way. Im not answering that.
Monica: Hes great! I mean we have such a good time together! Hes so funny, and sooo sweet, and Im not attracted to him at all!!
Ross: Im just saying if you cant eat by yourself, how do you expect to have a baby by yourself?
Ross: Im not going to do that. (Rachel glares at him.)
Phoebe: Dont worry about me, Im a robot! Im just a machine!!
Phoebe: Well, they fired me and Im having heart attack.
Monica: Wow! A star! (The class glares at her.) I know you all hate me and-and Im sorry, but I dont care.
Ross: Yeah, but Im your brother. Were family. Thats the most important thing in the world.
Ross: I-I-I dont even know why I bother to talk to you guys about it. Yknow what? Im just gonna do it on my own with no naked chicks.
Rachel: (on the phone) Monica, Im quitting! I just helped an 81 year old woman put on a thong and she didnt even buy it! (Pause) Im telling you Im quitting! Thats it! Im talking to my boss right now! (Pause) Yes I am! (Pause) Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Okay bye, call me when you get this message. (Hangs up.)
Dana: Ohh, Im sorry.
Ross: I know when Im 90 shell be like 80 and it wont seem like such a big difference.
Chandler: I messed up. Okay? Im sorry, I really messed up.
Phoebe: Shhhhhh! Im swamped right now.
Monica: Well, um, because mainly, um, they dont like you. Im sorry.
Dina: Joey, I am scared to death about this. But I really think I can do it, Im just gonna need some help. And Bobbys gonna be here the whole time.
Joey: Oh wow! Okay man, Im sorry. I did not mean to make you feel bad.
Joey: Oh, well Im uh
Janice: Oh, Im sorry honey, Im so, so, (nasally) haaaaa! Im so, so sorry, I just (nasally) haaaaaa! But I, oh what happened was, I-I-I cant breathe. Can you get me a bag, or something?
Joey: Okay, Im all right, okay, but hey, could you just leave your lips? (She kisses him on the cheek and starts to leave.)
Joey: Yeah, youre right. Okay look, listen, lets talk about what a huge star Im gonna be!
Monica: Im just so excited to make the presents! (Chandler does another sarcastic/scared laugh and leaves.) Shoot!
Phoebe-Estelle: It’s a little coincidental, but believable. (Joey nods in agreement). Listen, I’m sure you’re wondering why I didn’t get you an audition for that TV movie.
Paul: Im already here.
Rachel: Im sorry Pheebs, I guess Im just really said that Im leaving.
Ross: Okay. (Ben enters) Ben? Come here. All right, Im gonna leave you here with Aunt Rachel for about an hour. Okay? Are you gonna be okay?
Monica: Yeah! Thats why Im sleeping with him on the side.
Phoebe: Im not writing about you! Im writing about other people.
Monica: (still writing) Phyllis sees what Im doing.
Chandler: Oh Im so sorry man! Is there anything I can do?
Ross: (exhales) I got it. (He lifts the box and grunts under the strain.) (Calmly) So hi, Im uh, Im Ross and this is my friend Chandler. (He shyly waves.)
Joey: Hey! So Im back.
Rachel: Im gonna do it too!
Ross: Im sorry your husband cheated on you.
Chandler: Im the ruptured spleen. (Laughs.)
Chandler: (with his mouth full) What happened? Im just eating candy.
Paul: Im so happy that youre here.
Joey: All right well, Im outta here. Wish me luck.
Mr. Geller: No! Thank you! (Hugs Chandler) Monica, and Ross! I dont know what Im gonna do about the two of you!
Megan: Oh Im not, I just like to try these on.
Rachel: Im just kidding too. (Laughs) Im getting married in December. (Turns away not happy with herself.)
Rachel: My God, Im sorry! Im sorry! I didnt mean to do that! I wouldnt do that!
Chandler: Yknow what? Were not sad, were not sad, were just not 21 anymore. Yknow? Im 29 years old, damnit! And I want to sit in a comfortable chair, and watch television and go to bed at a reasonable hour!
Ross: Yknow what? Im good! Im good!
Monica: All right, Ive got a whole bunch of uh-uh, stuff in this area, but umm, Im getting the feeling that you dont want to deliver.
Monica: (grabs a bag of those Styrofoam peanuts) Ill be coordinator! Oh my God! Im so sorry, I didnt get you anything! Okay, look everybody has to help! Okay? You can help, cant you Phoebe?
Rachel: Hi. Im back.
Joey: Awww, one of my students got an audition. Im so proud.
Customer: It is beautiful, but Im gonna use this one. Now, if youll excuse me.
Joey: I think Im gonna cry!
Phoebe: Im having another heart attack!
Rachel: Oh my God, Im so sorry.
All: Yeah! Yeah, sort of. Im sorry.
Chandler: Im gonna ask Monica to marry me.
Elizabeth: Oh no-no believe me, Im leaving as soon as possible!
Chandler: Yknow, Im so glad I picked you to help me with this.
Kristen: Im moving in.
Paul: Im Irish.
Richards Date: Hi, Im Lisa.
Phoebe: Im just helping the kids!
Joey: Im Joey. (They shake hands.)
Joey: So uh listen, I think Im gonna take off now. (Starts to get up.)
Phoebe: (interrupting) Im not asking!
Phoebe: I know, Im sorry! But yknow, this ring is better! Monica never even saw the other ring.
Ticket Agent: Im sorry, all our first class seats are taken. That couple got the last two.
Elizabeth: Yeah! Im just going down there to relax and hang out with my friends.
Richard: Actually, Im not here to complement the chef.
Ross: Im so glad youre going on this trip!
Rachel: No! Im so happy for them!
Phoebe: Totally. Im like 90/10.
Joey: Oh, I-I think Im gonna stick with the V, I wanna see how this bad boy turns out.
Monica: Rachel! Im never gonna think its okay for you to cheat on your husband!
Joey: Thats so sweet. (pause) Im gonna get some coffee. (gets up and leaves)