words in movies
Joey: Oh, nothing, no. Its an acting exercise, Im practising my fake laugh.
Rachel: Well, Im really sick of your smoking, so I brought something that is going to help you quit. (hands him an audio cassette)
Frank: Okay, cool, all right, she just ah, parking the truck. (to Joey) Im gonna, Im gonna get my ah, my fianc�e man!
Phoebe: Yeah, Im a big surprise.
Phoebe: No-no, oh, Im fine with the age thing y'know, until it starts sticking its tongue down my little brothers throat!
Phoebe: Okay, Im gonna go get Frank. (exits)
Monica: Im not gonna go out with him.
Ross: Im the ring bearer.
Phoebe: Hi! Oh, Alice, hi! Thanks. Im so glad you could come, cause Ive got a real umm, Home Ec emergency. (Points to the table cloth, which has a huge mustard stain on it.)
Pete: Hang on a second. (to the employees) Ill-Ill talk to you in the morning. (turns two of the three off) Im sorry what?
Employee: Umm, Im still here.
Pete: One meal! Thats all Im asking for. Please? We go out, we eat, and if you dont have a good time, I give you ten grand, we call it even.
Frank: Uh, no, not really, just that I was too young, y'know, but I dont see how I could all of the sudden be too young, cause Im older than I was when we first got together.
Monica: Guys, please, Im just gonna have dinner with him. Okay?
Monica: And thats why, Im not inviting you in for a drink. (starts to leave) Bye.
Phoebe: Thats right, exactly. (sees them) All right, its a good bye kiss, thats good. (Frank picks Alice up and they move to the couch) Bye-bye. (They both lie down on the couch and start to make out.) Okay, no, the important thing is that you see what Im saying, y'know, just y'know, this is clearly wrong. (They ignore her) Okay, Ive decided Im gonna let this happen! Okay, can I just get my purse? (She reaches in and Alice moans) Okay, all right, good. (leaves).
Chandler: All right fine! But Im only doing this for you!
Ross: Im sorry, I meant a blue LeSabre.
Rachel: Im sorry daddy.
Stripper: Im waiting.
Mona: Oh my God! Oh my God! Im so sorry!
Morse: Im not trying to pull anything. Look I love you dude.
Ross: Im sorry. Dr. Green, Mona. Mona, Dr. Green.
Rachel: I cant. Im busy. Im apartment hunting.
Chandler: Well yknow, things are different. Im Im married now.
Janine: Well, Im sorry. I just thought Id try to make the place a little nicer.
Mona: Im not sure yet. Why didnt you just tell me about all this?
Monica: Yknow what? Im gonna make this up to you. I promised you a stripper (turns on the radio), and youre gonna get a stripper. (She starts to strip.)
Ross: Oh! Wow! Uh, yeah! That sounds great. Im just gonna put this (The money) back in my pocket, pretend that didnt happen. Uh yeah, actually Im free now. Do you wanna grab some coffee or
Phoebe: (to Monica) Anyway, Im going out with Sergei again tonight, and um, could you come and be the translators date? So that when we, its time for our alone time, you two could split off. Y'know, hes really, hes kinda cute.
Ross: Its been six months! Im always hot!
Chandler: Yeah, Im not sure I can do that.
Rachel: Okay, fine. Gunther, y'know what, I am a terrible waitress, do you know why Im a terrible waitress? Because, I dont care. I dont care. I dont care which pot is regular and which pot is decaf, I dont care where the tray spot is, I just dont care, this is not what I want to do. So I dont think I should do it anymore. Im gonna give you my weeks notice.
Joey: I did that too! They wouldnt give me her real name or her number. They said, "If I bothered them again theyd call the police." I said, "If you talk to the police, you tell them Im missing a ring!"
Monica: I cant do it. Im sorry, I wish I could, but umm, see you have these feelings for me....
Rachel: Hi! Im Rachel Green.
Rachel: Im sorry. What?
Rachel: Im-ImI had no idea. Im sorry. I
Monica: Phoebe! Come on Im serious! I just got to talk to him about all this.
Ross: Well look-look Im not calling anybody! Okay? It was like a million years ago!
Will: Could you also tell them Im skinny now?
Ursula: Huh. Well, Im supposed to be working at the restaurant tonight. Im supposed to be working right now, so who cares.
Chandler: Im gonna miss being able to afford food.
Rachel: Really?! Oh my God! Im successful!
Ross: Well actually, Im picking Ben up tomorrow, maybe hell be there.
Ross: Look Phoebe, Im sorry its just
Joey: Look, Ill come to the party but Im not dressing up.
Rachel: Oh Joey, Im hardly a
Monica: Oh nothing Im justjust was yawning. (Mimics the groan from before and stretches.)
Will: Yeah, its not. But Im rich and thin.
Dina: Im pregnant.
Chandler: Im leaning. This is where I lean.
Phoebe: Uh-huh, Im with Ben.
Phoebe: Yes! Yes you can, Im looking for Jacks parents.
Chandler: Honey, I know youre in pain right now, but Im a little turned on.
Trudie Styler: Im Trudie.
Trudie Styler: Im not giving concert tickets to someone whod use their son like this!
Ross: Yeah, I need uh Im justI dont knowI dont understand, umm, how this happened? We-we used a condom.
Phoebe: Then thats not breaking the law! Im there!
Monica: Op, can I just tell you something? Very flattered but umm, Im engaged. (Points to her ring.)
Phoebe: Wait, Im-Im sorry. Whats the big deal about a holiday card?
Phoebe: Yknow what? Im not talking to you! You go back to sleep! (To the hitchhiker) And you, are you a rapist?!
Phoebe: No Im having fun. Im reallyAnd Im really-really excited for you and Ursula.
Mr. Geller: Chandler, Im gonna have you arrested.
Chandler: Ill take it! All right look, I gotta know. Are you finished with me? (Janice shakes her head no) Are you finished with him? (Janice shakes her head no) Do you still love him? (Janice shakes her head yes) Do you still love me? (Janice shakes her head yes) All right look, (grabs the bag) Im gonna need an actual answer here okay, so which is it, him or me? (his phone starts to ring)
Rachel: No. Im very comfortable.
Dr. Schiff: Im a doctor.
Ross: So do we!! So do we!! (Ross notices a couple has been staring at them.) Im sorry you had to see that.
Rachel: Okay, umm, Im gonna get my sweater. (Walks away.)
Chandler: (to Richards date) And uh, you dont have a mustache which is good. (She just smiles.) Im Chandler; I make jokes when Im uncomfortable.
Mona: Im sorry, so umm, so where are we?
Chandler: Hi honey Im home.
Rachel: Uh-hmm. Im just thinking about Phoebe; poor knocked up Phoebe.
Ross: Im trying to tell you I made you a mix tape.
Ross: Oh see, before you uh, when you showed it to me you-you held it that way (he turns her hand upside down) which uh, which was misleading. Well Im (He goes at sits down at his new table and the kids stare at him.) Hello.
Phoebe: Oh, Im sorry. I didnt hear you over all the winning.
Monica: Its not a date, okay. Im just gonna teach him how to make lasagne for some pot luck dinner he has.
Monica: Okay, Im next. (Phoebe starts another game.) Dont! Dont start another game! I said Im next! Phoebe!
Rachel: (laughs) Yeah, but Im pretty sure hes gay.
Ross: Move it! Move it! Move it!! Hey!!! Im the teacher!!
Monica: (congested) Ugh, they sent me home. They said I cant work if Im sick.
Ross: I dont know what to say, Im sorry. Though, youre not supposed to take these. (Points to the bone) Its like a million years old, we, we actually, we had people looking for that.
Joey: Well I can promise you, at least one person will be crying. (Points to himself) Im an actor, and any actor worth himself can cry on cue. (snaps fingers)
Ross: (entering) Hi! Sorry Im late. Were you sleeping?
Eric: Im not smart. (Phoebe has no comeback.) I just wanted so much to be impulsive once. To be romantic.
Chandler: Look, when Ive been drinking, sometimes I tend to get overly friendly, and Im sorry.
Joey: No-no! Im fine. Its just Hey, can I ask you something? Have you ever looked at someone that youve known for a while and then suddenly suddenly see them a different way?
Rachel: Oh God! Thank God youre home! Im watching Cujo.
Monica: Yeah but Im not keeping it.
Rachel: No, I will. Im just not up for it tonight.
Joey: Oh-ho-kay, Im talking to the king. (starts to go to a back room)
Rachel: Im really, really not.
Chandler: Im in the bathtub.
Chandler: Im not going to let you say anything.
Monica: I mean, I-I, I really shouldnt say. I mean, Im really not supposed to.
Dennis Phillips: Oh, thank you. Well if youll excuse me, Im gonna go get myself a drink. Be back in a moment. (Walks away.)
Joey: Come on C.H.E.E.S.E., Im not leaving without you! Try routing your backup source through your primary CPU.
Ross: Yes. Im Im sorry. Im so sorry.
Monica: Remember that guy that gave me a bad review? Well (Feeds him a spoonful of what shes cooking.) Im getting my revenge!
Monica: Yeah, Im going to take a bath. Im just going to get a magazine.
Monica: Im not touching you.
Leslie: (singing) My best shoes, so good to me. I wear them everyday. Down at the heel, holes in the toes. Dont care what people say. My feets best friends, pals to the end. With them Im one hot chicky. Though late one night, not much light, I....
Joey: Dont interrupt me when Im talkin to God! Now where were we? Oh right, okay. Do you Dina, take this man
Eric: I dont know, Im still pretty tired out from this afternoon.
Joey: Well what do I know?! Im not a doctor!
Ross: she came and dragged me out of the labor room to ask me why Im not with Rachel.
Phoebe: Oh, my first massage today is this incredibly gorgeous guy, and every time I see him I just want to do things to him that Im not allowed to charge for.
Ross: Yeah but still, I mean it shouldve been me. Im the dad.
Joey: You should see the treatment I get when Im with that car! People are friendly; they-they wanna talk, and not just about the car! One guy gave me advice about my equity investments.
Rachel: Im going to find out if he really thinks supermodels are too skinny. (As she exits, Phoebe enters.) Hey, Pheebs!
Ross: (to Rachel) I-Im sorry Rach, I didnt know. Are you gonna be okay?
Ross: I know! I know. You know what? Im putting Ruth back on the table!
Monica: Oh myThis is so embarrassing. Oh my God, Im never gonna get massaged again!
Monica: Well its just umm Im afraid you might mess it up.
Joey: Wow! (Tearing up) Well, uh Hey! Im really happy for you guys! Congratulations! (Kisses Monica on the cheek) See you later. (Starts for the door on the verge of tears as Monica stops him.)
Rachel: I just purchased the La-Z-Boy E-cliner 3000. (Which is an actual product by the way, Im not sure about the 3000 part.)