words in movies
Joey: Oh, nothing, no. Its an acting exercise, Im practising my fake laugh.
Rachel: Well, Im really sick of your smoking, so I brought something that is going to help you quit. (hands him an audio cassette)
Frank: Okay, cool, all right, she just ah, parking the truck. (to Joey) Im gonna, Im gonna get my ah, my fianc�e man!
Phoebe: Yeah, Im a big surprise.
Phoebe: No-no, oh, Im fine with the age thing y'know, until it starts sticking its tongue down my little brothers throat!
Phoebe: Okay, Im gonna go get Frank. (exits)
Monica: Im not gonna go out with him.
Ross: Im the ring bearer.
Phoebe: Hi! Oh, Alice, hi! Thanks. Im so glad you could come, cause Ive got a real umm, Home Ec emergency. (Points to the table cloth, which has a huge mustard stain on it.)
Pete: Hang on a second. (to the employees) Ill-Ill talk to you in the morning. (turns two of the three off) Im sorry what?
Employee: Umm, Im still here.
Pete: One meal! Thats all Im asking for. Please? We go out, we eat, and if you dont have a good time, I give you ten grand, we call it even.
Frank: Uh, no, not really, just that I was too young, y'know, but I dont see how I could all of the sudden be too young, cause Im older than I was when we first got together.
Monica: Guys, please, Im just gonna have dinner with him. Okay?
Monica: And thats why, Im not inviting you in for a drink. (starts to leave) Bye.
Phoebe: Thats right, exactly. (sees them) All right, its a good bye kiss, thats good. (Frank picks Alice up and they move to the couch) Bye-bye. (They both lie down on the couch and start to make out.) Okay, no, the important thing is that you see what Im saying, y'know, just y'know, this is clearly wrong. (They ignore her) Okay, Ive decided Im gonna let this happen! Okay, can I just get my purse? (She reaches in and Alice moans) Okay, all right, good. (leaves).
Kathy: Clearly, Im having sex with him?
Rachel: Gimme an M!
All: M!
Rachel: Well, Im sorry, I thought you needed them!
Ross: Im giving this lecture on erosion theories tomorrow night, I think you should come.
Rachel: Im so sorry.
Joanna: (on speaker phone) Im really sorry but I may be a little while longer.
Ross: So? Sure! But it-it wouldnt be anything romantic. And Im-Im dating MonaDamnit Mona! I was supposed to meet her like an hour ago! What is wrong with me?!
Joey: I know, but Im a neurologist. And just to be on the safe side, Dr. Wells wanted a more comprehensive overview of you status so he sent me.
Ross: Wow! Im honored! And yknow what Im gonna do as my first act as your best friend?
Dina: And youre my big brother! I mean, youre my favorite guy in the whole world. Im not even scared to tell mom and dad. I was scared of telling you.
Ross: No, no, that-that, thats all right. Umm, Im just glad you called.
Margha: Im now thinking I would like to change my answer to, no one.
Ross: All right. All right, Im gonna do it!
Chandler: Yeah, Im sorry man. (Pause) You wanna go watch?
Phoebe: Im telling it! Im telling it!
Ross: (Bangs on the bathroom door) Emily? Emily? Im coming in. (He opens the door to reveal that the window is gone, along with Emily.)
Ross: Uh, Rachel, Ive been thinking. I dont think us getting together tonight is such a good idea. Im calling it off.
Mr. Treeger:: Ahh, forget it! Ill never be any good at this, my mom was right, Im just a big potato with arms, and legs, and a head.
Susan: Oh yeah, Im so excited, Ive never been there.
Joey: No, but Im gonna!
Rachel: Well Phoebe, we gotta do something! (They turn the corner.) Well, yknow. I mean theres no way Joeys gonna make it in time. So Im gonna through the hotel and see if theres any other weddings going on.
Rachel: Gee, I always heard them talk about that, I just always thought that it was a club they went to. Oh God, Im, Im sorry. (walks away)
Chandler: Youre coming on to the entire room! (He goes over to pick up a stack of magazines next to her, and to get her attention, he throws them back down.) Im Chandler.
Rachel: Well! Good night. (to Ross) Im going upstairs.
Rachel: Im sorry. Im so sorry.
Chandler: Oh-oh, I'm a duck! I go, "Quack, quack!" Im happy all the time!
Bob: Toby! Im not gonna let you cover for him. Anything you say right now will just get me more upset with Chandler!
Jason: Y'know Phoebe, Im gonna make this real easy for you. (walks out)
Monica: Nothing. Im gonna take a shower.
Chandler: Next time you snore, Im rolling ya over!
The Casting Director: So uh well the director is insisting that whoever play that part be authentically, anatomically not Jewish. Do you know what Im saying?
Ross: (drags Chandler over to buffet table) Im telling you, this guy Rachel is with is crazy! Okay? He viscously screamed at total strangers! I think hes baaad news!
The Cigarette Guy: Hi, Im Joshua, Im here to pick up Rachel.
Rachel: I know isnt it? Its like Im right there with Joshua.
Chandler: Im not gonna mess it up.
Joshua: (coming back in) Im sorry.
Monica: Ohh, Im such an idiot. I cant believe I actually thought she could change.
Phoebe: No, Im-Im not sure about Hulk, but I like the idea of a name starting with "The."
Rachel: Come on! They rushed into this thing so fast its ridiculous! I mean, theyre gonna be engaged for like what? A year? And somewhere along the way, one of them is gonna realise what theyve done and theyre call the whole thing off. Im telling ya, youre gonna be dancing at my wedding before youre dancing at theres.
Monica: No. No, just, just, just a couple more boxes. It-it-its no big deal, all right, Im-Im cool. You gotta help me out with a couple more boxes!
Woman: Im Marjorie.
Phoebe: Im not gonna right to you! Thats not real!
Monica: Im getting married next!!
Joey: Im sorry! Okay? I went down to the gift shop and its either this or a bathrobe! Look, whats more important, the way Im dressed or me being with you on your special day?
Monica: Oh my God! Shes amazing. Oh, oh Im so glad you guys got drunk and had sex!
Ross: Oh, Rachel, Im-Im sorry.
Rachel: Yeah! Im gonna have a boyfriend, youre gonna have a girlfriend
Phoebe: Im so, so, so sorry, Joey. I definitely am gonna see youre play. I swear youre play is very important to us, thank you for your patience. Youre play is the next play is the next play Im gonna see.
Monica: Im sorry honey.
Joey: (rushing in) Hey! Joey Tribbiani! Im here! Im here!
Gunther: Im sorry. Was I not supposed to?
Rachel: (starting to cry) Im-Im sorry, I just thought that
Rachel: Oh Im sorry mummys so sorry go back to sleep go back to sleep. Shh. Shhh! Go back to sleep
Monica: Im so glad you liked it.
Phoebe: Uh-huh, well! But umm, still Im-Im mad at you.
Ross: What?! That-thats all the way cross town, Im supposed to teach a graduate seminar there in ten minutes.
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Joey: Well, Im pretty tired from lugging the trees around all day. Hey, Phoebe listen, you got this all wrong. Those trees were born to be Christmas trees, their fulfilling their life purpose, by, by making people happy.
Ross: (clinking a wine glass) Can I have everyones attention please? Im uh; Im Ross Geller.
Rachel: Okay Joey honey, youre doing really good! All right, now Im just gonna need you to step to the port side. (Joey pauses as he tries to remember which side is the port side.) Remember? Remember how we talked about the port side?
Joey: Im so worried about him, yknow?
Ross: Only when it was damp!! (To Rachel) I cant believe you-you told people about this?! Everybody knew?! Yknow what? (To Will) Im back in the club!
Rachel: Yeah, well, I gotta work, Im sorry.
Rachel: Im not in love with Ross!
Chandler: Oh Im sorry, youre kicking me out of my own living room?
Chandler: Im gonna call and get off work tomorrow!
Rachel: (enters with a bag packed) Because Im going to London.
Monica: Ohh, Please?! Im a single mom, with a thirty year old son!!
Ticket Agent: Im just going to need to see your passport.
Rachel: Hi, Im back. Listen, I need to...
Cailin: Ross, Im gonna go.
Monica: I just wanted to say that I hope you do have sex tonight and I hope that you guys get back together, but I must warn you, the night that you announce your engagement Im going to announce that Im pregnant!
Ross: Im getting married, to..day!!
Ross: (Screaming) Im getting married today!! Whoo-hoo!!
Ross: Well, Im just saying, I mean why else would he just, y'know, swoop in out of nowhere for no reason.
Joey: No-no! No! No! You dont tell a Broadway guy that! Now he just thinks Im a soap actor.
Chandler: Im coming over tonight though, right?
Eric: Im an idiot. Uh, is your mother here? Maybe I can give her a little slap on the butt.
Ross: No! No! Im not! Its-its-its perfect! I mean its better than you just-just moving here, cause its us together forever, and thats-thats what I want.
Ross: Look, Im sorry.
Kathy: Oh. Well uh, (to Chandler) you not being able to talk may make this easier. Listen umm (She looks at the gang who are watching, they take the hint and leave them alone.) Listen I dont wanna be someone who comes between two best friends. I just, I cant stand seeing what this is doing to you guys, and I dont wanna be the cause of that. So, I dont think we can see each other anymore. Im gonna go to my moms in Chicago, Im gonna stay there for awhile. I think this couldve be something really amazing, but yknow this is probably for the best. Yknow? Im gonna miss you. Good-bye, Chandler.
Rachel: All right, now dont judge me. I normally wait until my date leaves, but you live here. Im ripping into this swan.
Phoebe: No. No. Its just I was umm, I was with Ross and Jill after you left and umm, Im pretty sure I saw a little spark between them.
Rachel: No no no no no. You wanted me to take them down, so... (she climbs onto the railing to reach the top of a pole) ..Im takin em down. Okay? Whoa! (Screams.)
Chandler: Oh, Im packing. Yknow Im-Im packing cause Im moving to Yemen tomorrow.
Mr. Waltham: Excuse me, Im standing right here!
Monica: Im changing out of this.
Rachel: Yeah. Im sorry.
Joey: Im not wrong! I wish I was. Im sorry. Bet that barium enema doesnt sound so bad now, huh?
Mr. Waltham: In a moment, please, Im in the middle of a task. And you have a customer.
Mr. Kaplan: Im not supposed to drink coffee, it makes me gassy.
Ross: Well, as much as Id like to meet Josh and warn him, Emily and I arent going to be here. All right? I mean, shes going to come by first to say good-bye, and then Ive got a whole special evening planned. So Im sorry, no party.
Chandler: No, hes right, Im totally lying.
Monica: All right then, when Im done with this place, its gonna be ten times better than that place!
Ross: Oh, Im actually on my way to tell her right now. Yeah, shes been away all week visiting her parents, but shell be cool. I mean, shes been so supportive. She-she even got the baby a tiny T-shirt that says, Fossils are my friends.
Rachel: Well said. And a uh good example of the fun I was referring to uhh, but I just think Im past the point where I think I can yknow, just have fun.
Joshua: I-I gotta say, I-I-I-Im not too sure I agree with that.
Rachel: Well, yeah! Im still pursuing that.
Ross: Thats okay, Im cool over here. Ill catch up with you later, Joey. (Joey is shocked.)