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Rachel: Im not paying for half of that! Im only staying here until my apartment gets fixed.
Joey: Of course Im jokin! I dont take checks.
Joey: Oh, Im sorry. Thank you Chandler.
Elizabeth: Im the student.
Ross: You dont understand! Elizabeth was about to ask me to go on a trip with her! Is that taking it slow?! No, Im not ready for this! Okay? What-what do I tell her?
Joey: Im not talking to you! You broke my fridge!
Ross: Look, I (He has trouble sitting in his chair.) Look, Im having a great time with you and I just dont want us to move to fast or put to much pressure on us. So, Im sorry I just dont think we should go away together yet. Its-its too soon.
Elizabeth: Ross, I think you misunderstood what I was saying. I just wanted to tell you that Im going to Florida for a couple weeks.
Ross: Im gonna call her.
Rachel: Well, yknow what though you guys? I really appreciate that but I think Im just gonna take Sebastian to the charity.
Ross: Im so glad youre going on this trip!
Ross: Well, yeah, of-of course Im okay! What? Im just being supportive. Supportive of you and this whole trip, and-and (notices something) what-what is uh, whats this? (He holds up a rather skimpy bathing suit.)
Rachel: Im just sort of in the middle of something.
Rachel: Yeah, Im good.
Eldad: Im a little embarrassed. (Chandler shushes him.)
Ross: It was pretty funny when I, when I hid it for a while, huh? Anyway, umm, I-I am worried about that bathing suit, not because its revealing which Im fine with, no Im concerned about your health, sun exposure.
Elizabeth: Ross, its going to be okay. Im not going down there to hook up with a bunch of guys. I really like you. I like how things are going between us.
Elizabeth: Yeah! Im just going down there to relax and hang out with my friends.
Rachel: Yknow what? I am going to do something today. Im not just gonna sit around like some old lady. Im gonna get something pierced. Like my uh, like my nose or my tongue or something.
Rachel: Whatever Linus, Im opening mine.
Rachel: Ohh wow! Im sorry, but Ross you kicked off your shoes!
Joey: Come on Treeger, dont say that. You just ahh, you just need more practice. Here, come on, lets ahh, lets try it again. Come on. (they start dancing again) Plus, it was, it was probably mostly my fault, anyway. I mean, yknow, Im not really that comfortable dancing with a(Treeger throws him) We-he!! Hey!
Chandler: No-no-no! It is going to be okay, because Mrs. Braverman is gonna send away for a free one and that way we all win! The only losers are the big cheesecake conglomerate, (Reading the label) Mommas Little Bakery. (Pause) I feel terrible, Im a horrible, horrible, horrible person.
The Potential Roommate: Oh dont worry, Im not really a party girl.
Rachel: Wait, Im not just gonna drink somebodys old coffee.
Chandler: You cant tell, but Im trying to break the tension by mooning you guys!
Ross: Well Im jumping! I have a son! Okay? He wont have a father if-if I die!
Joey: Where is the waitress?! Im starving!
Ross: Im asking you to do me a favor.
Joey: That thing was a hazard! (To the potential roommate) Im very safety conscious.
Joey: Look, if Im bringing home a woman who cant stand being around a baby, then maybe I dont want to be with that woman! Or maybe well just do it in the bathroom of the club!
Joey: Okay... Well maybe now Im not okay with it not being okay.
Joey: Yknow what you guys? Im uh, Im gonna go too. And uh, Im sorry about everything.
Stevens: Im telling you, I need some smacks. I got a kid starting Dartmouth in the fall.
Rachel: What?! Wait a minute! No wait a minute! (She does so.) Okay? Look, that night was the one wild thing I have ever done in my entire life, and Im not gonna let you take that away from me! Okay, so if you dont remember that, maybe you will remember this! (She grabs Melissa and kisses her on the lips.)
Phoebe: Oh, I get more because Im dainty.
Chandler: Im not even Im not even
Monica: Im not your best friend?
Phoebe: Okay. Okay. IOkay umm this I-I sent my friend Joey in here to find out stuff about you. Umm yknow, if it helps you came off great. A lot better than Im coming off right now.
Chandler: And Im the happiest guy in the world! (Monica goes and sits down in a huff.) Oh honey, come on dont be upset. We still have so much to look forward to!
Airline Employee: Im sorry, would you move your thumb? I cant see the seat number.
Rachel: What? Oh my God! Im gonna miss you so much! (Starts to cry.)
Monica: Im gonna miss you! (They hug.)
Rachel: Well since Im movin out and-and youre so beautiful
Ross: Aw, we-we are so (Motions that theyre connected.) So umm, well I-I-I like you and I-I love umm, yknow hanging out with you. And I mean-Im having a lot of fun. (He pauses and thinks there might be more, but decides there isnt.)
Joey: Oh, Im sorry. Did I get ya?
Chandler: Look, I-Im just gonna be right across the hall and I promise you, the minute Monica and I break up Im moving right back in with you!
Rachel: No-no, Im staying put.
Pete: Oh, believe me, I dont want to get hurt either. Im being smart about this. See these guys? Theyre the best trainers in the world, and Hoshi here used to be a paid assassin. (Hoshi yells at him in Chinese) A house painter! He used to be a house painter.
Rachel: Im sure he will forgive you. Look, we have all been there! Yknow, you fight, you make up, its just the way it works.
Rachel: Wow, thats great Ross, Im sorry we werent more supportive before.
Joey: No, Im picking you up for our date. These are for you. (Hands her some flowers.)
Joey: Sure, now Im scared.
Joey: Sure. (To Monica and Rachel) Coffee? Cause Im going up there.
Phoebe: Listen to this! My reading was wrong, Im not going die!
Rachel: Oh, Im sorry.
Chandler: Listen, Im really glad you got the part.
Ross: No thats not what I want. Uh, Im glad you guys were bonding but I
Rachel: Yeah, I feel kinda bad for them, but Im also really psyched cause I dont have to move in here!
Ross: What?! The guys against the girls? See, thats ridiculous Monica, because Im only down by three touchdowns.
Rachel: Okay, umm, Im gonna get my sweater. (Walks away.)
Joey: Well Im not proud of this, but (He turns around and starts to mess with his eyelids.)
Joey: I know! I know! Come on, please-please you guys, dont-dont be mad. Im sure she just, she just said that stuff because she was nervous and you guys are like my best friends! Yknow? And it was our first date! Plus, shes really sick!
Chandler: Oh its been going on way to long now. Yknow, I mean the first time he said it we were just passing each other in the hallway, so I didnt say anything. And then the next time he said, "Hey Toby, do you want a donut?" And I-I wanted a donut. And now its five years later, the donuts gone and Im still Toby.
Phoebe: Im pretty sure its gun.
Monica: I would love too, but I cant! I mean I just cant, you know that Im not good at confrontation.
Joshua: Youre into hardcore S&M right?
Monica: Im gonna miss you so much.
Monica: The babies are asleep, Im sure youll be okay on your own for a while!
Joey: Hey, best man number two, Joey Tribbiani. Now Im not good with the jokes like Chandler here. Boy...but ahh, I just want to say congratulation to the happy couple. I first met Ross in this coffee house back home...Home...New York City...Where everybody knows my name. Well anyway, I love you guys. (pointing at everyone.) But not as much as I love America. (Looking at Chandler.) Could we please..go home now?
Monica: Im not talking to her!
Rachel: Im unpacking!
Monica: Man, I feel like Im coming down with something.
Rachel: Well, Phoebe thats fine because Im not moving.
Monica: Im really gonna miss you.
Chandler: Im just trying to help you out! Okay? I wanna make sure that youre okay.
Mr. Treeger:: Ahh, thanks but no. You see I-I think Im ready to dance with girls.
Rachel: Im sorry, I just cant go to the hospital lookin like this.
Joey: Well, anyway, I got to go change, Im ah, meeting some of the cast for drinks.
Joey: Oh my God, Im sorry, Im being so rude. (Turns to Rachel.) Rachel, would like a soda or something? Because Chandler would run right out and get it.
Chandler: Im sorry man, theres never a good time to (pauses) stop catching on fire.
Rachel: (goes over and hits her head on the post) Look at that! (repeats) Look at that! (repeats) We all do it. (repeats) Okay, Im stopping now.
Chandler: Oh my God! If you say that one more time, Im gonna break up with you!
Ross: (entering) Hey, uh, Im really, really sorry about what happened in the cafeteria today.
Ross: Uh actually, sorry I cant even make it. Im seeing Mona again tonight.
Joey: Thats right! Cause Im a Tribbiani! (To Rachel) And this is what we do! I mean we may not be great thinkers or world leaders, we dont read a lot or run very fast, but damnit! We can eat!
Joey: Im a man.
Chandler: Youd think that would embarrass me, but you see Im maxed out.
Rachel: Yeah, Im just mad!
Joey: No Im not. Why would you say that? Thats just mean.
Joey: Oh, dude Im so sorry!
Monica: No, no its going to be great. Really! Mom, Dad, when I got married, one of the things that made me sure I could do it was the amazing example the two of you set for me. For that and so many other things I want to say thank you. I know I probably dont say it enough, but I love you. (Pretends to cry hoping her parents will join her.) When I look around this room, Im-Im saddened by the thought of those who could not be here with us. Nana, my beloved grandmother who would so want to be here, but she cant because shes dead. As is our dog Chi-Chi. I mean look how cute she is. (Holds up the picture and pretends to cry again). Was. (To an old man by the stage.) Do me a favor and pass this to my parents. Remember shes dead. Okay, her and Nana, gone. Wow! Hey does anybody remember when Debra Winger had to say goodbye to her children in Terms of Endearment? (Chandler covers his ears) Didnt see that? No movie fans?! You want to hear something sad? The other day I was watching 60 Minutes these orphans in Romania, who have been so neglected, they were incapable of love. (Waits for people to cry, but doesnt get any tears.) You people are made of stone! Heres to mom and dad! Whatever!
Joey: Hey no-no-no-no! Its cool! Its cool! I-Ill only be a second, Im still with my brides maid, I justWhere are those condoms you brought?
Rachel: Yeah, yeah I think Im gonna find my own place.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, 3:02 A.M., Chandler is up. There's a knock on the door and Chandler answers it.]
Monica: Guys, please, Im just gonna have dinner with him. Okay?
Joey: Felicity and I, were watching My Giant, and I was thinking, "Im never gonna be as good an actor as that giant." Do you think Im just wasting my life with this acting thing?
Chandler: No I-I-Im fine.
Phoebe: (to the nurse) Excuse me? Could you help me with something? The patient Im looking for has a broken leg and is in a wheelchair. And umm, hes like early to mid-thirties, very attractive.
Ross: I I do, I do not love Rachel. Im gonna tell her right now about the whole thing so we can get this marriage annulled as fast as possible. Okay? Would I do that if I loved her?
Chandler: Look, I thought about it too, and Im sorry. I think we should spend all of the money on the wedding.
Monica: Aw, Im sorry sweetie that she doesnt feel the same way.
Rachel: Im talking about a bet, winner takes all.
Mike: Oh wow! Im free for her!
Elizabeth: Yknow what daddy? If you dont like Ross, thats fine. It doesnt matter to me, Im gonna go out with him anyway.
Chandler: To her face? Look its the end of the date, Im standing there, I know all shes waiting for is for me to say Ill call her and its just y'know, comes out. I cant help it, its a compulsion.
Ross: Im trying. (He strains to move his feet.)
Joey: Its not what you said. Its the way you said it .Oh My God, Im a women!!!
Chandler: I can save you time ladies, Im right here.
Ross: Theres nothing the matter with me. See, Im not completely devoid of sentiment, see I have feelings.
Ross: Fine, Im mentally unstable.
Ross: But now! Im there! Im totally there! Im-Im finally where you are!
Phoebe: Im going to let him.
Chandler: Okay, Im a rookie. I should not be in the end zone.
Rachel: Jill, honey, I think this is the best thing that couldve ever happened to you. I mean you needed to get out on your own anyway! And you know when I did it, I-I-I at first I was scared, and look at me now! Im the only daughter dad is proud of! Okay, well this is, this is what youre gonna do. Youre gonna get a job, youre gonna get an apartment, and then Ill help you and you can stay with us. Right Pheebs, she can stay with us?
Joey: Well uh, she didnt want to hang out with you guys two nights in a row. Im so sorry.
Monica: (entering from her room, excitedly) Im getting married today!!! (She trips and falls.) (Getting up) I think I just cracked a rib. But I dont care because todays my wedding day! My day is finally here!! (Runs back into her room.)
Rachel: No, Im just kidding I would never do that to you! Okay, everybody, its trifle time!