words in movies
Chandler: It is going to be perfect. I am taking her to her favorite restaurant. Im going to get her a bottle of the champagne that she really loves; therefore knows how expensive it is. Then when the glasses are full, instead of proposing a toast Im just gonna propose.
Chandler: Im not gonna mess it up.
Rachel: Oh my God, Im so sorry.
Joey: Hey, yknow what? Ill come too. Im making money now; its about time I give something back.
Ross: Im sorry, its just one of my last nights together before she leaves for campto be a counselor!
All: Yeah! Yeah, sort of. Im sorry.
Ross: Uh-uhWow! Uh, I thought you guys were just like making jokes, I had no idea. What you know what? You guys are wrong. Uh yes, there is a chronological age difference but I never notice it. You know why? Because she is very mature. Besides, it doesnt really matter to me what you guys think. I mean, Im the one dating Elizabeth, not you!
{Transcribers Note: Elizabeth has two friends in the room with her who are named in the credits, but not in this scene. So Im just gonna guess since it doesnt matter one way or the other. (The last part is to discourage e-mails, who cares if I got it right or not?)}
Chandler: Yes! Yes! Im good! Are you good? Are you good? Is everythingare youare you perrr-perfect?!
Monica: Yeah. Im okay. Im actuallyIm a little cold, can I have your jacket?
Chandler: Yes! Im fine. In fact Ive been fine for a long time now and I think, the reason is you.
Chandler: What?! Im Chandler! (She nods towards the doorway, Chandler turns and looks) Oh, thats Richard!
Chandler: (to Richards date) And uh, you dont have a mustache which is good. (She just smiles.) Im Chandler; I make jokes when Im uncomfortable.
Richards Date: Hi, Im Lisa.
Richard: Oh, Im sorry. (Introduces them.) Lisa, (nodding at each) Monica, Chandler. We used to date.
Phoebe: Im just helping the kids!
Joey: So uh listen, I think Im gonna take off now. (Starts to get up.)
Ross: Okay umm, bad stuff. Well, Im-Im 12 years older than she is.
Chandler: Im gonna do it tomorrow yknow, and-and surprise her, but now youve ruined it!
Richard: Actually, Im not here to complement the chef.
Richard: Well yeah, Im sorry. I know this is the wrong time and the wrong place but I had to tell ya! I wanna spend my life with you. I wanna marry you. I wanna have kids with you.
Monica: Ohhh! What are you doing to me?! Oh look, I-I Im sorry but umm, this-this-this-this is not going to happen.
Monica: Well he is! Yeah, I mean marriage is all he talks about! My goodness, in fact, Im the one thats making him wait!
Rachel: No! Im so happy for them!
Rachel: Im so happy and not at all jealous.
Rachel: I mean Im probably 98% happy, maybe 2% jealous. And I mean whats 2%? Thats nothing.
Phoebe: Totally. Im like 90/10.
Rachel: Yeah, Im pretty confident about that. Thats what makes it so easy for me to be 80% happy for Monica and Chandler! It would be nice to have a little guarantee though.
Monica: Im just having one of those days where you realize youre in a dead-end relationship!
Monica: Its not like I want to get married tomorrow! Its just that I-Id like to believe that Im in a relationship thats actually going somewhere, that Im not just wasting my time!
Monica: What does he think? Does he think Im just gonna wait around for nothing?
Rachel: Oh thank you. Hey yknow, Im so sorry to hear about you and Elizabeth.
Chandler: Hes not supposed to ask my girlfriend to marry him! Im supposed to do that!
Chandler: Well what Yknow what Im gonna do? Im gonna go over there; Im gonna kick his ass! (Pause) Will you help me?!
Chandler: Okay. (Starts running for the bedroom) Im gonna get the ring! Im gonna get the ring! (Does so) Im gonna go find her and (starts running for the door) Im just going to propose!
Monica: I dont know why Im here.
Phoebe: (To Rachel) Im talking about massages.
(She turns her head away and when shes not looking, Phoebe shakes her head and mouths, "No, Im not." Both Joey and Ross smile, look at each other, and then stop smiling.)
Rachel: Okay, yknow what?! I know-I know how to settle this! All right here, this is what were gonna do! Im gonna write Joey on one napkin (does so) and Im gonna right Ross on the other napkin (does so) and we are going to pick one! And that person is going to be our backup! Okay?
Monica: Yknow, lets face it, Im not a kid anymore! I-I need to be with someone who-who wants the same things that I do! I mean coming to my place of work and telling me that you love me, I want that! Talking about pig sex over lunch, I dont want that!
Chandler: Where is she? Im not scared of you! (Averts his eyes and walks in.)
Richard: Well Im sorry.
Richard: Well, apparently Im willing to offer her things that you are not.
Joeys Date: You must be Rachel, Im Erin.
Joey: Im sorry, I just I like things the way they are.
Joey: Yeah! Yeah Monica! You listen to me, okay? And Im not just saying this because Im your friend, Im sayin it cause its the truth. Youre food is abysmal!
Ross: No Rach! Come on! No-no! Yeah, Im sure we wont get arrested for this.
Chandler: No Im serious, we should tell each other everything. I do not have any secrets from you.
Helena: No-no I heard! Im just sorry.
Monica: Im-Im Monica.
Phoebe: Ooh-Ooh! I did it! I did it! I figured out a way to make money! Im gonna open up my own massage place and Franks gonna help me! And! We can work it around his schedule so he doesnt have to quit school!
Phoebe: Then yes that is what Im having. (Takes another puff of the cigarette.)
Joey: Im doing my scenes with you?
Chandler: Im gonna go to the bathroom.
Cecilia: Oh no-no-no-no, being adored. Im used to it, dont worry about it.
Rachel: No! No! No! Im not yelling at you, Im just yelling near you. Oh God Joey, ohh Im my father. Oh my God, this is horrible! Ive been trying so hard not to be my mother I did not see this comin. Oh, Joey, Im sorry. Im so sorry. I just wanted you to learn.
Rachel: Hi! Yknow what honey, were actually out of candy right now. But someone just went out to get some and I have been giving out money but Im out of that too. Hey, can I write you a check?
Monica: Im sorry but nothing.
Joey: No. No, Im Joey Tribbiani; we did a scene together yesterday. I-Im the guy in the coma!
Rachel: I will not! Im the divisional head of mens sportswear!
Monica: See? Thats what I mean. I mean that, thats great! But I wouldnt trade in what I have for that. I mean Im gonna be with Chandler for the rest of my life, and thats what makes me happy. (Chandler approaches.) Hey sweetie, come here! Come sit down. Hey Phoebe and I were just talking about how our relationship is deep and meaningful. It really is dont you think?
Monica: Well maybe Im ready now. I mean, its a little scary, but maybe its right.
Joey: Oh, Im sorry, Ross. Ill get it for you right now. And since I made you wait, Ill toss in a free muffin.
Woman: Im Amanda.
Rachel: Well of course that is what Im here for!
Rachel: (reading the note) Tell Monica Im sorry.
Joey: Hey, Im with you. He even asked me if I thought youd go out with him.
Phoebe: (checking her watch) Yeah, Im very wise. I know.
Ross: Look, Im sorry but you-you-you better go Pheebs.
Joey: Oh, Im-Im not working tomorrow.
Phoebe: Okay, you said I could sing at your wedding so, Im just gonna need a small deposit.
Rachel: Im sorry. Im sorry. Its just Its just so sad!
Ross: I prefer not to answer that right now, Im still carrying a little holiday weight.
Phoebe: Okay. Im going with you.
Rachel: Umm Im never gonna getting married!
Joey: Im having surgery!
Helena: Im sorry? (Holds out the mike.)
Joey: Hey Rach, listen I was thinkin uh, Im gonna have an extra room over at my place
Chandler: Sorry, I just cant sleep. Ooh! (Turns on the light and Monica groans.) Where is that book that you are reading with the two women who were ice-skating and wearing, wearing those hats with the flowers on it? Because every time I look at that cover Im like (Fake snores.)
Joey: Im still on the set!
Tag: Look Rachel, I know what youre going through. Im totally freaked about turning 25.
Chandler: (standing up) Thats right! Im not!
Ross: Yes. And another time after that. Boy Im getting hungry! Hey Joey, have you ever been so hungry on a date that when a girl goes to the bathroom you eat some of her food?
Joey: (on phone) Well, so anyway Beth, what Im saying is I shouldve considered your feelings before I went home with you that night. Ive ah, Ive recently learned whats it like to be on your side of it, and Im sorry. So, do you think you can forgive me? (listens) Great. Thanks. Okay, bye. (He sits down and crosses out something, and dials the phone again.) Hello, Jennifer? (listens) Oh hi, Mrs. Loreo, is Jennifer there? (listens) Oh, shes not home huh? (listens) Well ah, actually I kinda need to talk to you too.
Courtney: Im doing my brother.
Courtney: Im melting!
Rachel: Im sorry
Phoebe: (pauses as he figures out how to answer that) Because Im normal! That was the one legacy my grandmother left me, and I know you wanted it as an engagement present.
Courtney: Im sorry, I messed up.
Monica: Guys! Im not pregnant.
Monica: Because Im not.
Phoebe: Okay, Im sorry. Ill stop.
Woman: Oh hi, Im, Im Mona from her restaurant.
Joey: I know! All right, Ill see you guys over there! Im off to fight the Nazis.
Joey: No-no-no, Im serious. You dont smell it? Somethings on fire.
Rachel: Monica! Im not gonna screw it up!
Fat Girl: Im next!
The Woman: Hi! Im sorry, I know its after hours but I really need candy.
Monica: Good. Okay, Im just gonna wait for Chandler to open the rest of them.
Phoebe: Believe me Im trying.
Ross: Im telling you, this looks exactly like your wedding! Arent these the same flowers?
Rachel: Im having a baby.
Tag: Im ready for more.
Rachel: Im not?
Rachel: Oh no, Im sorry, you look a lot different from the last time I-I saw you.
Monica: Yeah, but Im the only one related by blood.
Chandler: Im so pathetic! Monica knows what she wants to say! You shouldve seen her. Writing, writing, writing!
Ross: We live together. Youre having our baby. Im not gonna see anybody else. Are you-are you sure you dont want something more?
Ross: Uh-hmm, yeah-yeah do you like it? Do-do you looove it? I just want you to know that Im changing your grade back.
Monica: Honey, Im going to put my hand in your pocket!
Joey: Well usually...yeah! Well, not just lemonade, iced tea, sometimes juice. Well, sorry, I just, I thought you liked me. Im such a jerk.
Ross: Im good. Im good.
Richard: Im wearing two belts.
Phoebe: Aw. (Phoebe gets a bad taste in her mouth when he looks away) Im justIm in a place in my life right now where I I
Monica: Okay. (When Phoebe turns around Monica runs out into the hall after Mrs. Green.) Mrs. Green! Okay Im really sorry!! Im apologizing for the(She trips and falls down the stairs.) (Pause) Okay, I bit my tongue, but Im still really sorry!
Chandler: Can you figure out what Im doing?
Paul: Im thinking that you are looking really fine it that dress.
Rachel: Im sorry, they were just all coming at me, and I didnt know what to do.
Joey: Of course Im jokin! I dont take checks.
Monica: (giggles) Of course I have! What do you think, Im some 30 year old virgin?
Joey: Im not feeling it.
Joey: No! No! No Ross! Im not hot! Are you hot?
Monica: Oh, Im sorry. Was that another joke?
Joey: (To Phoebe) Im so happy!
Ross: It was pretty funny when I, when I hid it for a while, huh? Anyway, umm, I-I am worried about that bathing suit, not because its revealing which Im fine with, no Im concerned about your health, sun exposure.
Hums While He Pees: Me too! Im sorry that guy in the subway licked your neck.
Mr. Geller: (To Ross) Screw it! Im having one. (Takes out and lights a cigarette.)
Phoebe: Im just saying hi! Now Im gonna go!
Monica: Well Im not sure yet, but umm of the top of my head Im thinking double sided tape and some sort of luncheon meat.
Ben: Im not allowed to have soda.
Ross: Now Im so happy.
Ross: No! The reason Im asking is that I sorta had one last night.
Phoebe: Because Im dumping him today.
Joey: No, Im performing the ceremony. Im not wearing a tux.
Ross: Hey, if thats what you want to do Im not gonna say no.
Monica: (starting to cry) Im so happy for me.
Chandler: Okay Bob listen uhh, Im the reason you didnt get the job up here.
Phoebe: (simultaneously) Im breaking up with you!
Phoebe: Im, Im breaking up with you.
Ross: Im sorry about your date.
Rachel: (thinks then gasps) Chandler M. Bing?
Mona: Im good except umm, you still owe me a dance.
Phoebe: Okay, Im gonna go get Frank. (exits)