words in movies
Chandler: Okay, so weve established my name, and hit me. But theoretically y'know, I mean say we werent friends, say its a blind date. I show up at your door, and Im like (in a fake voice) Hey, nice to meet, ya. Hey, oh-hey.
Phoebe: Hi Phoebe Abott, Im your best friends daughter!
Phoebe: Yes!! Yes! Yes! Yes!! Thats my Dad, thats Frank! Yeah! Im sorry Im getting all flingy.
Phoebe Sr: Oh no, I-Im sorry, I guess we lost track of everybody after high school.
Rachel: Come on, please?! Im boredddd! You let me do it once before.
Phoebe: Im kind, caring, and sweet. Whats Monica like?
Phoebe: All right, Im gonna close my eyes and point to someone, and you, whoever I point has to come up with something fun for us to do, and we have to do it.
Rachel: (getting up) All right, Im gonna make more margaritas! (She pours the rest of the pitcher into Rosss glass.)
Rachel: Im just making margaritas.
Chandler: So, you still dont think Im boyfriend material?
Rachel: Im going for a walk.
Ross: Ahh, no, Im good.
Rachel: Noo! Maybe! I, I dont know. Ross, I still cant forgive you for what you did, I cant, I just, but sometimes when Im with you I just, I feel so...
Chandler: (to Joey) Noo!! I dont care! Im not, Im not gonna playing one-on-one strip poker with you for practice!
Rachel: Well! Good night. (to Ross) Im going upstairs.
Phoebe: Im sorry.
Phoebe Sr: No, no, thats just Chuck Magioni, I-I sold him a house last year! And Im very sorry, but I dont know where your Father is, and thats the truth.
Phoebe Sr: But umm, youre right. I think that a person should know where they come from. Wh-which is why I ah, (pause) ahh, (pause) okay. Im your mother.
Joey: Im telling ya, you guys are totally getting back together!
Chandler: Oh, ahh, no thanks, I just had an M&M.
Ross: Hey, itll grow back, right? And she-shes really fun, and shes cool, and-and Im finally moving on. Y'know? I mean getting over Rachel was so (makes an incoherent nasal sound), y'know? Y'know, and Im finally feeling sane again. And now if I go up there, and-and I kiss her, and, Gooood I wanna kiss her, and-and-and it doesnt work out, right? Do I really wanna put myself through that again?
Chandler: Hi! Im Dorf! Youre date for the evening. (Monica walks away in disgust) Oh come on! Dorf on dating, thats good stuff!!
Ursula: Huh. Well, Im supposed to be working at the restaurant tonight. Im supposed to be working right now, so who cares.
Chandler: Im gonna miss being able to afford food.
Rachel: Really?! Oh my God! Im successful!
Ross: Well actually, Im picking Ben up tomorrow, maybe hell be there.
Ross: Look Phoebe, Im sorry its just
Joey: Look, Ill come to the party but Im not dressing up.
Rachel: Oh Joey, Im hardly a
Monica: Oh nothing Im justjust was yawning. (Mimics the groan from before and stretches.)
Will: Yeah, its not. But Im rich and thin.
Dina: Im pregnant.
Chandler: Im leaning. This is where I lean.
Phoebe: Uh-huh, Im with Ben.
Phoebe: Yes! Yes you can, Im looking for Jacks parents.
Chandler: Honey, I know youre in pain right now, but Im a little turned on.
Trudie Styler: Im Trudie.
Trudie Styler: Im not giving concert tickets to someone whod use their son like this!
Ross: Yeah, I need uh Im justI dont knowI dont understand, umm, how this happened? We-we used a condom.
Phoebe: Then thats not breaking the law! Im there!
Monica: Op, can I just tell you something? Very flattered but umm, Im engaged. (Points to her ring.)
Phoebe: Wait, Im-Im sorry. Whats the big deal about a holiday card?
Phoebe: Yknow what? Im not talking to you! You go back to sleep! (To the hitchhiker) And you, are you a rapist?!
Phoebe: No Im having fun. Im reallyAnd Im really-really excited for you and Ursula.
Mr. Geller: Chandler, Im gonna have you arrested.
Chandler: Ill take it! All right look, I gotta know. Are you finished with me? (Janice shakes her head no) Are you finished with him? (Janice shakes her head no) Do you still love him? (Janice shakes her head yes) Do you still love me? (Janice shakes her head yes) All right look, (grabs the bag) Im gonna need an actual answer here okay, so which is it, him or me? (his phone starts to ring)
Rachel: No. Im very comfortable.
Dr. Schiff: Im a doctor.
Ross: So do we!! So do we!! (Ross notices a couple has been staring at them.) Im sorry you had to see that.
Rachel: Okay, umm, Im gonna get my sweater. (Walks away.)
Chandler: (to Richards date) And uh, you dont have a mustache which is good. (She just smiles.) Im Chandler; I make jokes when Im uncomfortable.
Mona: Im sorry, so umm, so where are we?
Chandler: Hi honey Im home.
Rachel: Uh-hmm. Im just thinking about Phoebe; poor knocked up Phoebe.
Ross: Im trying to tell you I made you a mix tape.
Ross: Oh see, before you uh, when you showed it to me you-you held it that way (he turns her hand upside down) which uh, which was misleading. Well Im (He goes at sits down at his new table and the kids stare at him.) Hello.
Phoebe: Oh, Im sorry. I didnt hear you over all the winning.
Monica: Its not a date, okay. Im just gonna teach him how to make lasagne for some pot luck dinner he has.
Monica: Okay, Im next. (Phoebe starts another game.) Dont! Dont start another game! I said Im next! Phoebe!
Rachel: (laughs) Yeah, but Im pretty sure hes gay.
Ross: Move it! Move it! Move it!! Hey!!! Im the teacher!!
Monica: (congested) Ugh, they sent me home. They said I cant work if Im sick.
Ross: I dont know what to say, Im sorry. Though, youre not supposed to take these. (Points to the bone) Its like a million years old, we, we actually, we had people looking for that.
Joey: Well I can promise you, at least one person will be crying. (Points to himself) Im an actor, and any actor worth himself can cry on cue. (snaps fingers)
Ross: (entering) Hi! Sorry Im late. Were you sleeping?
Eric: Im not smart. (Phoebe has no comeback.) I just wanted so much to be impulsive once. To be romantic.
Chandler: Look, when Ive been drinking, sometimes I tend to get overly friendly, and Im sorry.
Joey: No-no! Im fine. Its just Hey, can I ask you something? Have you ever looked at someone that youve known for a while and then suddenly suddenly see them a different way?
Rachel: Oh God! Thank God youre home! Im watching Cujo.
Monica: Yeah but Im not keeping it.
Rachel: No, I will. Im just not up for it tonight.
Joey: Oh-ho-kay, Im talking to the king. (starts to go to a back room)
Rachel: Im really, really not.
Chandler: Im in the bathtub.
Chandler: Im not going to let you say anything.
Monica: I mean, I-I, I really shouldnt say. I mean, Im really not supposed to.
Dennis Phillips: Oh, thank you. Well if youll excuse me, Im gonna go get myself a drink. Be back in a moment. (Walks away.)
Joey: Come on C.H.E.E.S.E., Im not leaving without you! Try routing your backup source through your primary CPU.
Ross: Yes. Im Im sorry. Im so sorry.
Monica: Remember that guy that gave me a bad review? Well (Feeds him a spoonful of what shes cooking.) Im getting my revenge!
Monica: Yeah, Im going to take a bath. Im just going to get a magazine.
Monica: Im not touching you.
Leslie: (singing) My best shoes, so good to me. I wear them everyday. Down at the heel, holes in the toes. Dont care what people say. My feets best friends, pals to the end. With them Im one hot chicky. Though late one night, not much light, I....
Joey: Dont interrupt me when Im talkin to God! Now where were we? Oh right, okay. Do you Dina, take this man
Eric: I dont know, Im still pretty tired out from this afternoon.
Joey: Well what do I know?! Im not a doctor!
Ross: she came and dragged me out of the labor room to ask me why Im not with Rachel.
Ross: Yeah but still, I mean it shouldve been me. Im the dad.
Joey: You should see the treatment I get when Im with that car! People are friendly; they-they wanna talk, and not just about the car! One guy gave me advice about my equity investments.
Rachel: Im going to find out if he really thinks supermodels are too skinny. (As she exits, Phoebe enters.) Hey, Pheebs!
Ross: (to Rachel) I-Im sorry Rach, I didnt know. Are you gonna be okay?
Phoebe: Oh, my first massage today is this incredibly gorgeous guy, and every time I see him I just want to do things to him that Im not allowed to charge for.
Ross: I know! I know. You know what? Im putting Ruth back on the table!
Monica: Oh myThis is so embarrassing. Oh my God, Im never gonna get massaged again!
Joey: Wow! (Tearing up) Well, uh Hey! Im really happy for you guys! Congratulations! (Kisses Monica on the cheek) See you later. (Starts for the door on the verge of tears as Monica stops him.)
Monica: Well its just umm Im afraid you might mess it up.
Paul: Yeah. But then I changed my mind. Im funny like that. So I told Lizzie, now Im telling you, I dont want you seeing my daughter anymore.
Ross: Uh, Im going to take off.
Rachel: I just purchased the La-Z-Boy E-cliner 3000. (Which is an actual product by the way, Im not sure about the 3000 part.)
Ross: Come on, Im your older brother, ask me!
Joey: No, Im not sleeping with your friend Jane again.
Rachel: Oh! Im sorry! Are we having an 89-year-old? How about Dayton?
Chandler: Well, Im not really in a sexy mood right now.
Monica: This is so great! And Im gonna be your babys aunt!
Ross: Well, Im, uh, going to pick up Mona. What have you got going tonight?
Ross: (opening the door to see Mona standing there) Mona? What arehi! What are you doing here? Im, um, supposed to pick you up!
Rachel: Im not here! Thats just my Chinese food!
Rachel: Oh, Im sorry! Do you need the phone?
Rachel: (entering) Im just going to grab the phone.
Monica: I know! I know, Im so sorry for you!
Ross: Yeah? Not to you, because you know this stuff. I dont know any of it and Im the father. I wish Id be more involved yknow.
Rachel: Well, yknow what? Thanks to you Im half way there! Ugh! Oh! I am so mad! Ross, I dont think I have ever been this angry!
Rachel: Oh, no problem. Im so glad I could help. Happy for you. (She playfully punches him.)
Dina: I I dont care about fashion! Im pregnant! And I know you are too, so you gotta help me!
Chandler: Yeah o-okay, but Im just doing this for you.
Rachel: Well, now, wait. Now Im all freaked out. Come on, you guys will watch it with me.
Monica: Oh my God! Thats my restaurant, Im the chef there.
Joey: But what if uhand Im not saying she will beBut
Ross: No, Im serious. You-you need to find out where she is, because if shes not where you are, then you can start to move past this.
Monica: Oh my pleasure. Okay, Im afraid Ive got some bad news. (Phoebe enters.) Phoebe!
Phoebe: Im so sorry.
Chandler: No. But Im sure (mimics Don) tomatoes does.