words in movies
Chandler: Okay, so weve established my name, and hit me. But theoretically y'know, I mean say we werent friends, say its a blind date. I show up at your door, and Im like (in a fake voice) Hey, nice to meet, ya. Hey, oh-hey.
Phoebe: Hi Phoebe Abott, Im your best friends daughter!
Phoebe: Yes!! Yes! Yes! Yes!! Thats my Dad, thats Frank! Yeah! Im sorry Im getting all flingy.
Phoebe Sr: Oh no, I-Im sorry, I guess we lost track of everybody after high school.
Rachel: Come on, please?! Im boredddd! You let me do it once before.
Phoebe: Im kind, caring, and sweet. Whats Monica like?
Phoebe: All right, Im gonna close my eyes and point to someone, and you, whoever I point has to come up with something fun for us to do, and we have to do it.
Rachel: (getting up) All right, Im gonna make more margaritas! (She pours the rest of the pitcher into Rosss glass.)
Rachel: Im just making margaritas.
Chandler: So, you still dont think Im boyfriend material?
Rachel: Im going for a walk.
Ross: Ahh, no, Im good.
Rachel: Noo! Maybe! I, I dont know. Ross, I still cant forgive you for what you did, I cant, I just, but sometimes when Im with you I just, I feel so...
Chandler: (to Joey) Noo!! I dont care! Im not, Im not gonna playing one-on-one strip poker with you for practice!
Rachel: Well! Good night. (to Ross) Im going upstairs.
Phoebe: Im sorry.
Phoebe Sr: No, no, thats just Chuck Magioni, I-I sold him a house last year! And Im very sorry, but I dont know where your Father is, and thats the truth.
Phoebe Sr: But umm, youre right. I think that a person should know where they come from. Wh-which is why I ah, (pause) ahh, (pause) okay. Im your mother.
Joey: Im telling ya, you guys are totally getting back together!
Chandler: Oh, ahh, no thanks, I just had an M&M.
Ross: Hey, itll grow back, right? And she-shes really fun, and shes cool, and-and Im finally moving on. Y'know? I mean getting over Rachel was so (makes an incoherent nasal sound), y'know? Y'know, and Im finally feeling sane again. And now if I go up there, and-and I kiss her, and, Gooood I wanna kiss her, and-and-and it doesnt work out, right? Do I really wanna put myself through that again?
Chandler: Hi! Im Dorf! Youre date for the evening. (Monica walks away in disgust) Oh come on! Dorf on dating, thats good stuff!!
Joeys Date: You must be Rachel, Im Erin.
Joey: Im sorry, I just I like things the way they are.
Joey: Yeah! Yeah Monica! You listen to me, okay? And Im not just saying this because Im your friend, Im sayin it cause its the truth. Youre food is abysmal!
Ross: No Rach! Come on! No-no! Yeah, Im sure we wont get arrested for this.
Chandler: No Im serious, we should tell each other everything. I do not have any secrets from you.
Helena: No-no I heard! Im just sorry.
Monica: Im-Im Monica.
Phoebe: Ooh-Ooh! I did it! I did it! I figured out a way to make money! Im gonna open up my own massage place and Franks gonna help me! And! We can work it around his schedule so he doesnt have to quit school!
Phoebe: Then yes that is what Im having. (Takes another puff of the cigarette.)
Joey: Im doing my scenes with you?
Chandler: Im gonna go to the bathroom.
Cecilia: Oh no-no-no-no, being adored. Im used to it, dont worry about it.
Rachel: No! No! No! Im not yelling at you, Im just yelling near you. Oh God Joey, ohh Im my father. Oh my God, this is horrible! Ive been trying so hard not to be my mother I did not see this comin. Oh, Joey, Im sorry. Im so sorry. I just wanted you to learn.
Rachel: Hi! Yknow what honey, were actually out of candy right now. But someone just went out to get some and I have been giving out money but Im out of that too. Hey, can I write you a check?
Monica: Im sorry but nothing.
Joey: No. No, Im Joey Tribbiani; we did a scene together yesterday. I-Im the guy in the coma!
Rachel: I will not! Im the divisional head of mens sportswear!
Monica: See? Thats what I mean. I mean that, thats great! But I wouldnt trade in what I have for that. I mean Im gonna be with Chandler for the rest of my life, and thats what makes me happy. (Chandler approaches.) Hey sweetie, come here! Come sit down. Hey Phoebe and I were just talking about how our relationship is deep and meaningful. It really is dont you think?
Monica: Well maybe Im ready now. I mean, its a little scary, but maybe its right.
Joey: Oh, Im sorry, Ross. Ill get it for you right now. And since I made you wait, Ill toss in a free muffin.
Woman: Im Amanda.
Rachel: Well of course that is what Im here for!
Rachel: (reading the note) Tell Monica Im sorry.
Joey: Hey, Im with you. He even asked me if I thought youd go out with him.
Phoebe: (checking her watch) Yeah, Im very wise. I know.
Ross: Look, Im sorry but you-you-you better go Pheebs.
Joey: Oh, Im-Im not working tomorrow.
Phoebe: Okay, you said I could sing at your wedding so, Im just gonna need a small deposit.
Rachel: Im sorry. Im sorry. Its just Its just so sad!
Ross: I prefer not to answer that right now, Im still carrying a little holiday weight.
Phoebe: Okay. Im going with you.
Rachel: Umm Im never gonna getting married!
Joey: Im having surgery!
Helena: Im sorry? (Holds out the mike.)
Joey: Hey Rach, listen I was thinkin uh, Im gonna have an extra room over at my place
Chandler: Sorry, I just cant sleep. Ooh! (Turns on the light and Monica groans.) Where is that book that you are reading with the two women who were ice-skating and wearing, wearing those hats with the flowers on it? Because every time I look at that cover Im like (Fake snores.)
Joey: Im still on the set!
Tag: Look Rachel, I know what youre going through. Im totally freaked about turning 25.
Chandler: (standing up) Thats right! Im not!
Ross: Yes. And another time after that. Boy Im getting hungry! Hey Joey, have you ever been so hungry on a date that when a girl goes to the bathroom you eat some of her food?
Joey: (on phone) Well, so anyway Beth, what Im saying is I shouldve considered your feelings before I went home with you that night. Ive ah, Ive recently learned whats it like to be on your side of it, and Im sorry. So, do you think you can forgive me? (listens) Great. Thanks. Okay, bye. (He sits down and crosses out something, and dials the phone again.) Hello, Jennifer? (listens) Oh hi, Mrs. Loreo, is Jennifer there? (listens) Oh, shes not home huh? (listens) Well ah, actually I kinda need to talk to you too.
Courtney: Im doing my brother.
Courtney: Im melting!
Rachel: Im sorry
Phoebe: (pauses as he figures out how to answer that) Because Im normal! That was the one legacy my grandmother left me, and I know you wanted it as an engagement present.
Courtney: Im sorry, I messed up.
Monica: Guys! Im not pregnant.
Monica: Because Im not.
Phoebe: Okay, Im sorry. Ill stop.
Woman: Oh hi, Im, Im Mona from her restaurant.
Joey: I know! All right, Ill see you guys over there! Im off to fight the Nazis.
Joey: No-no-no, Im serious. You dont smell it? Somethings on fire.
Rachel: Monica! Im not gonna screw it up!
Fat Girl: Im next!
The Woman: Hi! Im sorry, I know its after hours but I really need candy.
Monica: Good. Okay, Im just gonna wait for Chandler to open the rest of them.
Phoebe: Believe me Im trying.
Ross: Im telling you, this looks exactly like your wedding! Arent these the same flowers?
Rachel: Im having a baby.
Tag: Im ready for more.
Rachel: Im not?
Rachel: Oh no, Im sorry, you look a lot different from the last time I-I saw you.
Monica: Yeah, but Im the only one related by blood.
Chandler: Im so pathetic! Monica knows what she wants to say! You shouldve seen her. Writing, writing, writing!
Ross: We live together. Youre having our baby. Im not gonna see anybody else. Are you-are you sure you dont want something more?
Ross: Uh-hmm, yeah-yeah do you like it? Do-do you looove it? I just want you to know that Im changing your grade back.
Monica: Honey, Im going to put my hand in your pocket!
Joey: Well usually...yeah! Well, not just lemonade, iced tea, sometimes juice. Well, sorry, I just, I thought you liked me. Im such a jerk.
Ross: Im good. Im good.
Richard: Im wearing two belts.
Phoebe: Aw. (Phoebe gets a bad taste in her mouth when he looks away) Im justIm in a place in my life right now where I I
Monica: Okay. (When Phoebe turns around Monica runs out into the hall after Mrs. Green.) Mrs. Green! Okay Im really sorry!! Im apologizing for the(She trips and falls down the stairs.) (Pause) Okay, I bit my tongue, but Im still really sorry!
Chandler: Can you figure out what Im doing?
Paul: Im thinking that you are looking really fine it that dress.
Rachel: Im sorry, they were just all coming at me, and I didnt know what to do.
Joey: Of course Im jokin! I dont take checks.
Monica: (giggles) Of course I have! What do you think, Im some 30 year old virgin?
Joey: Im not feeling it.
Joey: No! No! No Ross! Im not hot! Are you hot?
Monica: Oh, Im sorry. Was that another joke?
Joey: (To Phoebe) Im so happy!
Ross: It was pretty funny when I, when I hid it for a while, huh? Anyway, umm, I-I am worried about that bathing suit, not because its revealing which Im fine with, no Im concerned about your health, sun exposure.
Hums While He Pees: Me too! Im sorry that guy in the subway licked your neck.
Mr. Geller: (To Ross) Screw it! Im having one. (Takes out and lights a cigarette.)
Phoebe: Im just saying hi! Now Im gonna go!
Monica: Well Im not sure yet, but umm of the top of my head Im thinking double sided tape and some sort of luncheon meat.
Ben: Im not allowed to have soda.
Ross: Now Im so happy.
Ross: No! The reason Im asking is that I sorta had one last night.
Phoebe: Because Im dumping him today.
Joey: No, Im performing the ceremony. Im not wearing a tux.
Ross: Hey, if thats what you want to do Im not gonna say no.
Monica: (starting to cry) Im so happy for me.
Chandler: Okay Bob listen uhh, Im the reason you didnt get the job up here.
Phoebe: (simultaneously) Im breaking up with you!
Phoebe: Im, Im breaking up with you.
Ross: Im sorry about your date.
Rachel: (thinks then gasps) Chandler M. Bing?
Mona: Im good except umm, you still owe me a dance.
Phoebe: Okay, Im gonna go get Frank. (exits)