words in movies
Chandler: Okay, so weve established my name, and hit me. But theoretically y'know, I mean say we werent friends, say its a blind date. I show up at your door, and Im like (in a fake voice) Hey, nice to meet, ya. Hey, oh-hey.
Phoebe: Hi Phoebe Abott, Im your best friends daughter!
Phoebe: Yes!! Yes! Yes! Yes!! Thats my Dad, thats Frank! Yeah! Im sorry Im getting all flingy.
Phoebe Sr: Oh no, I-Im sorry, I guess we lost track of everybody after high school.
Rachel: Come on, please?! Im boredddd! You let me do it once before.
Phoebe: Im kind, caring, and sweet. Whats Monica like?
Phoebe: All right, Im gonna close my eyes and point to someone, and you, whoever I point has to come up with something fun for us to do, and we have to do it.
Rachel: (getting up) All right, Im gonna make more margaritas! (She pours the rest of the pitcher into Rosss glass.)
Rachel: Im just making margaritas.
Chandler: So, you still dont think Im boyfriend material?
Rachel: Im going for a walk.
Ross: Ahh, no, Im good.
Rachel: Noo! Maybe! I, I dont know. Ross, I still cant forgive you for what you did, I cant, I just, but sometimes when Im with you I just, I feel so...
Chandler: (to Joey) Noo!! I dont care! Im not, Im not gonna playing one-on-one strip poker with you for practice!
Rachel: Well! Good night. (to Ross) Im going upstairs.
Phoebe: Im sorry.
Phoebe Sr: No, no, thats just Chuck Magioni, I-I sold him a house last year! And Im very sorry, but I dont know where your Father is, and thats the truth.
Phoebe Sr: But umm, youre right. I think that a person should know where they come from. Wh-which is why I ah, (pause) ahh, (pause) okay. Im your mother.
Joey: Im telling ya, you guys are totally getting back together!
Chandler: Oh, ahh, no thanks, I just had an M&M.
Ross: Hey, itll grow back, right? And she-shes really fun, and shes cool, and-and Im finally moving on. Y'know? I mean getting over Rachel was so (makes an incoherent nasal sound), y'know? Y'know, and Im finally feeling sane again. And now if I go up there, and-and I kiss her, and, Gooood I wanna kiss her, and-and-and it doesnt work out, right? Do I really wanna put myself through that again?
Chandler: Hi! Im Dorf! Youre date for the evening. (Monica walks away in disgust) Oh come on! Dorf on dating, thats good stuff!!
Rachel: Im sorry, they were just all coming at me, and I didnt know what to do.
Joey: Of course Im jokin! I dont take checks.
Monica: (giggles) Of course I have! What do you think, Im some 30 year old virgin?
Joey: Im not feeling it.
Joey: No! No! No Ross! Im not hot! Are you hot?
Monica: Oh, Im sorry. Was that another joke?
Joey: (To Phoebe) Im so happy!
Ross: It was pretty funny when I, when I hid it for a while, huh? Anyway, umm, I-I am worried about that bathing suit, not because its revealing which Im fine with, no Im concerned about your health, sun exposure.
Hums While He Pees: Me too! Im sorry that guy in the subway licked your neck.
Mr. Geller: (To Ross) Screw it! Im having one. (Takes out and lights a cigarette.)
Phoebe: Im just saying hi! Now Im gonna go!
Monica: Well Im not sure yet, but umm of the top of my head Im thinking double sided tape and some sort of luncheon meat.
Ben: Im not allowed to have soda.
Ross: Now Im so happy.
Ross: No! The reason Im asking is that I sorta had one last night.
Phoebe: Because Im dumping him today.
Joey: No, Im performing the ceremony. Im not wearing a tux.
Ross: Hey, if thats what you want to do Im not gonna say no.
Monica: (starting to cry) Im so happy for me.
Chandler: Okay Bob listen uhh, Im the reason you didnt get the job up here.
Phoebe: (simultaneously) Im breaking up with you!
Phoebe: Im, Im breaking up with you.
Ross: Im sorry about your date.
Rachel: (thinks then gasps) Chandler M. Bing?
Mona: Im good except umm, you still owe me a dance.
Phoebe: Okay, Im gonna go get Frank. (exits)
Ursula: Umm, nothing. I mean, Im getting married next week.
Ross: No, I-Im not doody.
Phoebe: No-no! Thats okay, well just start over. Okay? Hi! Im Phoebe.
Joey: Im not sure.
Phoebe: No Im not! You are!
Ross: Well, Im a spud
Mona: Umm, actually Im just a nurse.
Chandler: Listen, if you want to borrow money, its kind of a bad time. Im buying dinner for 128 people tomorrow night.
Joey: I mean come on you guys! My own TV show? I just dont know if Im good enough.
Chandler: God, Im exhausted.
Ross: Come on, who are we kidding? Im doody. Please? Shes watchin.
Rachel: Oh, I so wanted Ross to know first, but Im so relieved you guys know.
Monica: Look, I wanted to tell Im-Im sorry you lost.
Monica: Well, usually when Im this anxious, I clean!
Phoebe: Shhh! Im talking.
Eric: Yeah uh okay. Im-Im sorry. Bye.
Rachel: And Im Rachel, an admirer of the building.
Joey: Ooh, its probably a residual check, hey can you open it for me, Im kinda .
Joey: (in a manly voice) Im gonna go shave. (Gets up.)
Pete: Im fine! Id fight tonight, if theyd let me. (stands up and starts swinging his arms) See this circle Im marking off here? This is my zone of terror.
Pete: Its okay, its not as bad as it looks, its a precaution. Ah, Im not supposed to move my spine.
Monica: Im sorry. Ive never had a maid before, is this not okay?
Phoebe: Really? Thats the thing Im worse at! Youll see. (Exits.)
Monica: (Looking nauseous from her parents kissing.) And Im going to go get drunk. (Gets up to get a drink.)
Phoebe: (writing frantically) You guys, Im sorry, could you please talk a little slower?
Joey: Well, I was trying to figure out how to get to Buckingham Palace, right? So, Im in my map and-and (Ross enters) Hey!
Joey: Im up all night!
Joey: Im loud!
Ross: Hi. Im Ross Geller. I live in the building.
Joey: Oh, yknow what? Since Im here, I think Im gonna have me a little beer on the port side. (Grabs and opens one.)
Rachel: Ewww. Yeah. Umm. I think Im gonna stay here.
Rachel: No Phoebe! I just need you there for support. I havent told him Im pregnant yet.
Chandler: No way! If anything youve gotta let me win! My wife thinks Im a wimp!
Ross: I cant believe it. (Pause) Can I tell you something? Im a little mad at him now.
Rachel: (touches his knee) Im pregnant. (Ross stops.) Ross? (Ross is staring off into space.) Ross? (Ross is still frozen) Okay, whenever youre ready. (Sits back and opens her magazine.) And youre the father by the waybut you got that
Monica: Im sorry, they surprised me. There was nothing I could do!
Chandler: All right fine! But Im only doing this for you!
Ross: Im sorry, I meant a blue LeSabre.
Rachel: Im sorry daddy.
Stripper: Im waiting.
Mona: Oh my God! Oh my God! Im so sorry!
Morse: Im not trying to pull anything. Look I love you dude.
Ross: Im sorry. Dr. Green, Mona. Mona, Dr. Green.
Rachel: I cant. Im busy. Im apartment hunting.
Chandler: Well yknow, things are different. Im Im married now.
Janine: Well, Im sorry. I just thought Id try to make the place a little nicer.
Mona: Im not sure yet. Why didnt you just tell me about all this?
Monica: Yknow what? Im gonna make this up to you. I promised you a stripper (turns on the radio), and youre gonna get a stripper. (She starts to strip.)
Ross: Oh! Wow! Uh, yeah! That sounds great. Im just gonna put this (The money) back in my pocket, pretend that didnt happen. Uh yeah, actually Im free now. Do you wanna grab some coffee or
Phoebe: (to Monica) Anyway, Im going out with Sergei again tonight, and um, could you come and be the translators date? So that when we, its time for our alone time, you two could split off. Y'know, hes really, hes kinda cute.
Ross: Its been six months! Im always hot!
Chandler: Yeah, Im not sure I can do that.
Rachel: Okay, fine. Gunther, y'know what, I am a terrible waitress, do you know why Im a terrible waitress? Because, I dont care. I dont care. I dont care which pot is regular and which pot is decaf, I dont care where the tray spot is, I just dont care, this is not what I want to do. So I dont think I should do it anymore. Im gonna give you my weeks notice.
Joey: I did that too! They wouldnt give me her real name or her number. They said, "If I bothered them again theyd call the police." I said, "If you talk to the police, you tell them Im missing a ring!"
Monica: I cant do it. Im sorry, I wish I could, but umm, see you have these feelings for me....
Rachel: Hi! Im Rachel Green.
Rachel: Im sorry. What?
Rachel: Im-ImI had no idea. Im sorry. I
Monica: Phoebe! Come on Im serious! I just got to talk to him about all this.
Ross: Well look-look Im not calling anybody! Okay? It was like a million years ago!
Will: Could you also tell them Im skinny now?
Ursula: Huh. Well, Im supposed to be working at the restaurant tonight. Im supposed to be working right now, so who cares.
Chandler: Im gonna miss being able to afford food.
Rachel: Really?! Oh my God! Im successful!
Ross: Well actually, Im picking Ben up tomorrow, maybe hell be there.
Ross: Look Phoebe, Im sorry its just
Joey: Look, Ill come to the party but Im not dressing up.
Rachel: Oh Joey, Im hardly a
Monica: Oh nothing Im justjust was yawning. (Mimics the groan from before and stretches.)
Will: Yeah, its not. But Im rich and thin.
Dina: Im pregnant.
Chandler: Im leaning. This is where I lean.
Phoebe: Uh-huh, Im with Ben.
Phoebe: Yes! Yes you can, Im looking for Jacks parents.