words in movies
Joey: Look, Ill come to the party but Im not dressing up.
Ursula: Umm, nothing. I mean, Im getting married next week.
Phoebe: Huh. Okay. Well, Im really happy for you. (Starts to walk away.)
Ursula: Huh. Well, Im supposed to be working at the restaurant tonight. Im supposed to be working right now, so who cares.
Monica: Im Catwoman, who wants to borrow the dress when youre too big for it.
Joey: Yes I did! Im Chandler. (Looks at Chandler) Dude, what happened?
Joey: Okay. Im Chandler (makes a growling/gurgling sound at the end and the girls laugh.)
Ross: Remember the Russian satellite, Sputnik? (They all look at him.) Well, Im a potato or a spud. And these are my antennae. (Points to the colander with an old TV antenna glued on top that hes wearing.) So Sputnik, becomes (Theyre still confused) Spud-nik. Spudnik!
Ross: No, I-Im not doody.
Eric: Im an idiot. Uh, is your mother here? Maybe I can give her a little slap on the butt.
Eric: She, now I knew that and now Im sweating. Look at me, Im really sweatingNow Im saying, "Look at me," Im getting even sweatier. I think I probably should go.
Phoebe: No-no! Thats okay, well just start over. Okay? Hi! Im Phoebe.
Eric: Oh umm, Im the solar system. (Hes wearing a black sweater with the planets glued on around the sun.) Yeah, my students helped me make itI teach the second grade.
Phoebe: Umm, Im a masseuse by day. (Stands with her hands on her hips like a Supergirl pose.)
Phoebe: No Im having fun. Im reallyAnd Im really-really excited for you and Ursula.
Joey: Im not sure.
Phoebe: No Im not! You are!
Rachel: Hi! Yknow what honey, were actually out of candy right now. But someone just went out to get some and I have been giving out money but Im out of that too. Hey, can I write you a check?
Rachel: Okay, Im just gonna write this out to cash.
Mona: Umm, actually Im just a nurse.
Chandler: Youd think that would embarrass me, but you see Im maxed out.
Ross: Well, Im a spud
Rachel: (To Joey) Yeah I knowIm goodI got it! (Joey slowly backs away.) (To the boy) Now wait a minute, Ive got one more thing I have to say to you oh right! Shut up!
Chandler: God, Im exhausted.
Chandler: No way! If anything youve gotta let me win! My wife thinks Im a wimp!
Ross: Hey, at least you have a wife! I-I keep getting divorces and knockin people up! And Im dressed as doody.
Ross: Come on, who are we kidding? Im doody. Please? Shes watchin.
Phoebe: Umm listen, I dont think I dont think Im gonna make it to the wedding. So I just want to wish you all the luck in the world.
Phoebe: Oh, I almost dont want to show this. (Hands it to him.) Just remember Im a minute younger.
Eric: Im not smart. (Phoebe has no comeback.) I just wanted so much to be impulsive once. To be romantic.
Monica: Look, I wanted to tell Im-Im sorry you lost.
Chandler: Okay. 1 2 3Go! (Once again hes at a stalemate, but this time hes in pain.) (Pause) Im gonna kill myself!
Rachel: I dont like sitting up here! Im just gonna over (She starts to get up.)
Rachel: I know Mona, just hear me out. First of all, Im so sorry about my father yelling at you, but I heard you totally held your own. Youre gonna have to tell me how you did that.
Chandler: Im coming already!!
Kate: Im soo glad I caught you, I couldnt find you before.
Rick: Suddenly, I very aware that Im naked.
Chandler: Well, I am drinking lots of cups of coffee because Im exhausted! Because Joey started snoring!
Joey: No, Im good.
Vince: (starting to cry) Im sorry, I cant talk. Im gonna go write in my journal. (walks away)
Rachel: Well, let�s see. The first one is: I don�t want to. And, you know, I�m not going.
Rachel: Ohh! And Im one of them!! Wow! Oh, I just cannot believe this! I mean, Joey Tribbiani!
Phoebe: Okay, whatever. Yknow what? I dont have time have time to convince you because hes only here for four hours, and Im gonna go see him! (Gets up and leaves.)
Monica: Ill get everybody else (Does so), finally we can start celebrating my(She gasps and is stopped by the sight of Ross and Rachel making out in the hall.) Im sorry, uh apparently Ive opened the door to the past.
Rachel: Oh Joey, Im so happy things worked out for us that were having this baby together. I love you so much.
Joshua: Uhh, yeah, I think Im going to take-off too.
Mr. Treeger:: Ahhhh! Im sorry!
Phoebe Sr.: No, Im not done. I-I-I just want you to know that I, the reason I didnt look you up was, well I was afraid that youd react, just well like, the way, the way youre reacting right now, and cant we just, y'know, start from here?
Chandler: Im in the bathroom, can you come in here? I think theres something wrong.
Mark: Wow. Im sorry. Eggroll?
Ross: Uh-uhWow! Uh, I thought you guys were just like making jokes, I had no idea. What you know what? You guys are wrong. Uh yes, there is a chronological age difference but I never notice it. You know why? Because she is very mature. Besides, it doesnt really matter to me what you guys think. I mean, Im the one dating Elizabeth, not you!
Phoebe: Or maybe he-he was writing to tell her that-that hes changed his name, yknow? Tell Monica Im sorry.
Monica: All right okay, just so you know, Im not gonna make a turkey this year.
Ross: Oh, just hold on a second. Im watching this rugby thing on ESPN. I dont know what the big deal is. Im man enough to play this sport.
Joanna: Thats fine, actually Im on the hiring committee, so therell be at least one friendly face.
Joey: It will be when you look like that in a tight skirt! This is great! Im getting more dates than ever!
Guy: I hope you dont think Im crazy but I feel like I was meant to pick this up, do you believe in that kind of thing?
Phoebe: Oh no, Im not playing tonight.
Mr. Geller: And if you see Rita Moreno, let her know Im looking for her.
Chandler: Its me. Im the other guy.
Chandler: All right, well Im gonna put my sweats back on.
Chandler: Im never gonna find a roommate, ever.
Chandler and Phoebe: Ill be a fool for you. Im sure, you know I dont mind.
Chandler: Yeah, Im not gonna pay for those acting classes anymore.
Ms. Lambert: Hi, Im Karen.
Joey: No! Im putting that in my room.
Ross: Im telling you its totally unconstituional.
Phoebe: Youre right. Youre right, hes just embracing life. We could all stand to be a little more like Parker. You know what? I am like him! Im a sunny, positive person.
Joey: All right, Im gonna go say hi the chick and the duck.
Chandler: All right, theres a nuclear holocaust, Im the last man on Earth. Would you go out with me?
Ross: Hello. (He throws his jacket towards the coat rack and misses.) Im sorry Im a little late. Ah(Checks his watch)Whoa! A lot late. Let me start by uh, by introducing myself, I am Professor Geller. (The bell rings.) So to sum up, Im Professor Geller. Good job today.
Kathy: Well, Im still sorry. Is he here?
Rachel: (interrupting) And thats Im so glad theres no problem.
Chandler: Well, Im so confused as to what weve been doing so far
Allesandro: Hey! Im proud of that sauce, its delicious.
Ross: Oh, please. Sweetie its hopeless, okay, Im just gonna go. (starts to leave rubbing his neck)
Rachel: Oh! Oh, I think Im gonna throw up a little bit. What did you say?
Monica: See? This is exactly why Im making this candy. We can learn their names and get to know our neighbors.
Phoebe: Okay, Im hearing.
Phoebe Sr.: I know. Im mad at me too.
Ross: Look Im sorry Pheebs, I cant do it.
Phoebe: Im just saying that only a man completely secure with his masculinity could walk around in womens underwear! I dont think you could ever do that.
Monica: Well yknow, Im just-Im just worried that bosses will see them and think they pay you too much money. Or! Or your assistant will see them and-and want a raise!
Joanna: Im in my bosss car!
Ross: No! And Im not gonna be, so you can save you little speech.
Janice: I know! And Im just getting out of a marriage, I mean talk about meant to be!
Joey: Yeah, I-I just made up the stuff about the wedding because I didnt want you to worry about me. But, Im having surgery today.
Chandler: Well, yknow Im 29. I mean who needs a savings account.
Joanna: No, we are. Im sad.
Joey: Im sorry, do I know you?
Monica: Used to work with her. Used to! Im a relative and I didnt get invited! A blood relative! Blood!!
Chandler: Im sure youre right, but why?
Chandler: Oh, man. Im sorry, Im so-so sorry.
Joey: Hey, Ive done plays before. Im a serious actor.
Phoebe: Im telling you hes dead. What we are about to have here is a dead fat guy on a stick.
Ross: Im-Im not kidding. Look I-I, I cant have three failed marriages. I cant. Okay? I-I am not gonna be that guy!
Monica: Im just saying its been a really long time for you. I mean, women have needs. Do it, get yours!
Phoebe: Im sorry, Im late.
Joshua: Oh, theyre working on this week, its a total mess. But uh, Im staying at my parents house, we could go there.
Phoebe: All right, Im sorry.
Rachel: Well I-I-Im not moving.
Ross: No, no, thats funny. But maybe its time to move on, let it go, yknow? Stop it! Besides, Rachel is going out with Elizabeths father, so ah, hes much older than she is. Looks like Im not the only one interested in fossils, huh?
Phoebe: Yeah, say my name. Say it! (She stops when she realizes what shes doing.) And now Im going to cover you back up, and umm were never doing this again.
Phoebe: No, I know! I-Im sorry, but the moment I touch him, I just wanna throw out my old oath and take a new, dirty one.
Joey: Uhh, do you mind sitting there. Im-Im saving this for my friend Ross.
Monica: Look, I-Im never gonna let you up so you may as well just go away.
Chandler: Nine times! Okay, I had to put on lotion! But, its gonna be okay, because as of tomorrow Im conducting an experiment, and if all goes as planned, my butt will be smack free.
Ross: Oh no-no-no, Im there.
Rachel: Oh, Im so sorry.
Monica: (starting to cry) Im a good person. And Im a good chef, and I dont deserve to have marinara sauce all over me! Yknow what, if you want me to quit this bad, then all you have to do is
Joshua: Hi, Im Joshua.
Janine: Well I did. I really did. And you guys, Ive got to say, Im sorry if I was a little weird after the last time we went out. I guess I was just nervous or something.
Ross: Im gonna call her.
Another Scientist: Im Scott.
Mr. Geller: I didnt even have a chance to act as though Im okay with it!
Phoebe: Yeah. Thats what you really want. Yeah, I dont want to be the reason youre unhappy, that would just make me unhappy, and I really dont want to be the reason Im unhappy.
Rachel: Im Rachel Green.
Rachel: (getting up) All right, Im gonna make more margaritas! (She pours the rest of the pitcher into Rosss glass.)
Phoebe: Im sorry. (Goes and hugs him)
Rachel: Oh my God! Im standing at a cash register, holding a credit card, and Im bored.
Joey: Thank God! Im exhausted!
Phoebe: Im sorry. Im sorry. I never got to be in a club. I-I didnt go to high school, but three of us would meet behind a dumpster to learn French. Bonjour.
Brenda: Okay. Uhh, Im gonna go get the clothes from the laundry room now. And, when I come back Ill clean behind the refrigerator.
Phoebe: Some guy bought it. Im sorry. I tired to stop it but they (points to the jeweler) put me in jail!
Chandler: So, you still dont think Im boyfriend material?
Rachel: Okay, uhh, I think Im going to run to the ladies room.
Pete: Look, Im gonna get better. Okay? I promise you.
Chandler: Well, Im there too!
Chandler: Nope! Because Im not your boyfriend. (to Phoebe, whos entering) Hey Pheebs, how did it go?
Janice: On no! No! Its not good-bye, Im not leaving until you get on that plane.
"We thought Phoebe would leave, but she just stayed and stayed. Thats right, Im here all night, and Chandler will never get l "
Ross: What? No! No, Im not stopping. Im Red Ross!