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[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang is watching the Prom Video and Rachel is about to make her entrance on the video. The italics are portions of the prom video.]
Chandler: Okay, I will do it. But I have to warn you; this may make me a better person and that is not the man you feel in love with!
Monica: Okay, while were waiting for these pills to kick in, Im gonna sit you down on the couch. Come on. (Phoebe gets up and goes with her.) Get some nice soft pillows under your head, Im gonna turn the TV on and you can watch whatever you want. And ImSit down(She sits down on the couch)gonna make you some tea. And then, Im gonna rub your feet.
Rachel: Have to make it stop!!
Rachel: Make it stop!!
Rachel: Oh, make it stop!
CHANDLER: I don't know what to say. I'm sorry that we make more money than you. But we're not gonna feel guilty about it. We work really hard for it.
David: Umm, look I-I-I got a confession to make
Rachel: Ross, hey you know what might make it less boring?
Monica: What? I-I bought groceries, I was gonna make you dinner!
Ross: Ugh. Well, were just gonna have to jump. (Joey looks at him.) Yeah. Now, were gonna have to make sure to land to the right of that patch of ice, okay? Not hit the dumpster on the other side and uh, and try to avoid that-that weird brownish red stuff in the middle. So, when you get down there you go up to the roof and you let me in.
Monica: I know, hes too charming, but if you two start going out, then its just gonna make it so much harder for me to hate him.
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's apartment. Emma is sitting in her chair on the apothecary table and Rachel is trying to make her laugh.]
Monica: (laughing) Oh, dont you guys look cute. You guys make such a cute couple.
Monica: Come on! Come on, itll be fun! Itll make me feel so much better.
Phoebe: When I got pregnant with the triplets, I took that test like three times just to make sure.
Monica: All right, you just make sure that Chandler catches the ball, Ill take care of the rest.
Phoebe: Ah! Okay so that would make me Susan.
Rachel: So forcing her to marry Bobby is gonna make that happen?
Chandler: (to Richards date) And uh, you dont have a mustache which is good. (She just smiles.) Im Chandler; I make jokes when Im uncomfortable.
Monica: Its not a date, okay. Im just gonna teach him how to make lasagne for some pot luck dinner he has.
Monica: Anyway, it just doesnt seem worth it to make a whole turkey for just three people. Okay? Its a lot of work.
Monica: All right guys stop it. Rachel, were very sorry that is a very insensitive thing for us to do. And yknow what? Let us make it up to you, we have two really great guys for you.
Rachel: Phoebe, you were right. I should've never gone to London, and from now on you make all of my decisions for me.
Phoebe: Oh, you make sex noises when you get massaged!
Phoebe: What the hell is this?! What, did you actually thought it would make me feel better to give me stuff that I cant use for another two months?! This sucks! All right, whats my next present?!
Woman on TV: Ohhh! Make it stop!
Monica: What?! Youre crazy! Theres nothing sexual about the noises I make!
(They fall to the couch and start to make out, but Ross stops suddenly.)
Rachel: Cmon, seriously, you guys, youre not going to make me watch this alone!
Rachel: Okay, you just go on and make your little jokey-jokes, but if you do not know what you are doing out at sea you will die at sea. Am I getting through to you sailor?! (She punctuates each word by slapping him on the forehead.)
Phoebe: Come on Joey, dont make me feel badly about this.
Rachel: Youre supposed to realize that they are adults! And that they can make their own decisions.
Monica: Yes! Every year Ross makes the toast, and its always really moving, and always makes them cry. Well this year Im going to make them cry.
Rachel: Well, at least you make each other laugh.
Rachel: Joey, Im really sorry that I lied to you. I was just trying to make things
CHANDLER: Yeah.� I feel so bad.� Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?
Joey: Who cares?! I-Ill make payments, whatever it takes, I want the Mr. Bowmont!!
Joey: Dude, stop talking crazy and make us some tea!
Rachel: Please, make sure she comes. Its really important to me, I mean its my mom!
Chandler: Ill make something up! Im good at lying, I actually did borrow your Walkman!
(They hear Monica trying to unlock the door. So Phoebe quickly pushes his head down onto the table to make it look like the turkey is just sitting on a platter and not stuck on Joey's head.)
Phoebe: Im so glad you could make it.
Phoebe: Yeah I know. Isnt it great? One less person we have to make small talk with.
Rachel: Ross, you know what? She may need one..We're just going to have to make our peace with that!
Rachel: Thats right, still no baby! (To Monica, Joey, and Chandler on the couch) Come on people! Please make some room!
Monica: (Jumping up to make Rachel sit down) Okay, okay. I hate this.
Joey: Well, I'm telling everyone about you! That's the only way to explain the underwear and the video camera that doesn't make me look like a pig!
Monica: Well uh, Im trying to make something for Joey. Do you mind if I raid your fridge?
Rachel: Yeah, I admit it. I have a crush on you, and uh, and, and I know that's crazy because we work together, and-and nothing could ever happen, and the last thing I want to do is-is to freak you out or make you feel uncomfortable. Which is why it would be really great if you said something right about now.
Phoebe: No, you cant let this stop you from getting massages! No look, I have, I have lots of clients that make the same noises you do!
Monica: They cant all be bad. (To Chandler) Find the one where you make your bedroom eyes. Ohh, there it is.
Ross: This is insane, Im not gonna make love to you just so that youll go into labor.
Rachel: Well, Im miserable here! I might as well make some money out it!
Rachel: What Phoebe? Wait! One time he caught me smoking he said if he ever saw me doing that again hed make me eat the entire pack.
Rachel: Chandler, that's not enough. I mean what if she gets you a great present, two medium presents, and a bunch of little presents? And you've just gotten her one great present? I mean that's just gonna make her feel bad. Why would you do that to her Chandler? Why? Why?
CHANDLER: Well, I'm guessing he wants to do a little dance. . . ya know, make a little love. . . well pretty much get down tonight.
Phoebe: Yknow! You dont make a very good first impression.
[Scene: The Portrait Studio, Monica is waiting for Chandler to make another attempt at taking a good picture.]
Phoebe: I know. I know. I know. I know, and if you try to make it more you might wreck it.
Chandler: Dont try to make me uncomfortable with feminine stuff!
Phoebe: Wait! But Ross if they dont get along then you should smooth things over. Make them be friends.
EDDIE: Yeah, you know, put chips in it, we'll make like a chip chick.
Ross: Yeah and we'd want to make sure Emma has someone like Monica who is more uh. uh discliplinarin.. someone who can be firm and strict.
Monica: So if everyone liked it, and you liked it, that would make this a success. Which would make you
CHANDLER: Listen, I'm, I'm sorry I didn't make it over there today.
Matt: You-you mentally make a flag on it and you say, "Okay show night, Im justIll never be able to get through this."
Monica: Spend more time with the tie. That�ll make a baby.
Joey: Oh yeah? (Puts the hat on.) If youre gonna make me choose between you and the hat? I choose the hat.
Ross: Okay, (gets the money) so, do you make the pizzas in one of those uh, wood-burning ovens?
Rachel: Allright. Well thank you so much for coming... (they're standing up and make their way to the door)
Chandler: Okay listen, just give me anything I can make two of.
Ross: Yeah, y'know how I have you guys, well she doesnt really have any close friends that are just hers, but last week she meet this woman at the gym, Susan something, and they really hit it off, and I-I-I think its gonna make a difference
Amy: No! What are you going to do? Make me?
Joey: (to Monica) Did that guy really make that joke?
Cliff: And then you tried to make me think that I was crazy.
Monica: No, I know. But yknow what? It would make me feel better if Lewis apologized to me.
RACHEL: No!� Wait!� No, no.� Don't do that!� That's going to make them think they can come over here.
[We close with a bunch of scenes where they screw up and make weird noises. It finishes with.]
Phoebe: Y'know you guys were a lot more supportive when I wanted to make denim furniture.
Richard: on the rocks with a twist? I remember. (Goes to make her drink.)
Phoebe: Eh, Monica it, it feels so weird, y'know, Chandlers your friend... (hops onto the bed) Oh! Oh my God! Aw, all right take this bed, you can make other friends.
Monica: Also both of your sisters called and neither can make it.
Joey: Well, I'm starting to make good money on the show and I'm thinking... I should probably do something with it.
Chandler: Okay! (He joins her on one knee) Okay! Okay! I'll do it! Oh God, I thought (Starting to cry, pauses) Wait a minute, I-I can do this. (Pause) I thought that it mattered what I said or where I said it. Then I realized the only thing that matters is that you, (Pause) you make me happier than I ever thought I could be. (Starting to cry again.) And if youll let me, I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way. (Pause as he gets out the ring.) Monica, will you marry me?
Joey: Oh, youre kidding me! All-all right, well make sure you tell him that Joey Tribbiani stopped by to drop off all of these clothes. Okay? Im an actor; Im kinda getting my picture up there on the wall.
Chandler: I know it would make me happy, maam.
Monica: They love my candy? Oh man!!! Ive gotta go make more!! (Starts to do so.)
(They all leave but Ross, but they all come back a few seconds later. They make faces at the baby.)
PHOEBE: [singing] There'll be times when you get older when you'll want to sleep with people just to make them like you. . . But don't. Cause that's another thing that you don't wanna do, everybody That's another thing that you don't wanna do.
Chandler: I thought I had to make the jokes!
Joey: Did-did it make you wanna walk around in your underwear?
Chandler: All right, all right, we were. We were trying to make a baby. Monica's ovulating.
Ross: (blows it) Sorry. Cause umm, I think this will make you a little more sophisticated.
Phoebe: You guys make a very attractive couple. (The camera cuts to a shot of the picture and we see that Monica is posing with Joey instead of Chandler.)
Phoebe: I know, I want that too, but IS that going to make it too hard?
Joey: Make the transfer! (She does so)
Joey: Err...Well I...Know how much you used to make and I know how much your rent is. (shrugs)
Cheryl: I'll be right back. Make yourself comfortable. (Ross attempts to clear a place for his coat and fold it small enough to fit. Then hit sits on the couch. Something falls on him from above and he brushes his neck off frantically.)
Monica: Check your numbers! Make me rich!
Monica: Make me rich!!