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[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang is watching the Prom Video and Rachel is about to make her entrance on the video. The italics are portions of the prom video.]
Monica: Anyway, it just doesnt seem worth it to make a whole turkey for just three people. Okay? Its a lot of work.
Monica: All right guys stop it. Rachel, were very sorry that is a very insensitive thing for us to do. And yknow what? Let us make it up to you, we have two really great guys for you.
Rachel: Phoebe, you were right. I should've never gone to London, and from now on you make all of my decisions for me.
Phoebe: Oh, you make sex noises when you get massaged!
Phoebe: What the hell is this?! What, did you actually thought it would make me feel better to give me stuff that I cant use for another two months?! This sucks! All right, whats my next present?!
Woman on TV: Ohhh! Make it stop!
Monica: What?! Youre crazy! Theres nothing sexual about the noises I make!
(They fall to the couch and start to make out, but Ross stops suddenly.)
Rachel: Cmon, seriously, you guys, youre not going to make me watch this alone!
Rachel: Okay, you just go on and make your little jokey-jokes, but if you do not know what you are doing out at sea you will die at sea. Am I getting through to you sailor?! (She punctuates each word by slapping him on the forehead.)
Rachel: Youre supposed to realize that they are adults! And that they can make their own decisions.
Phoebe: Come on Joey, dont make me feel badly about this.
Rachel: Well, at least you make each other laugh.
Rachel: Joey, Im really sorry that I lied to you. I was just trying to make things
Monica: Yes! Every year Ross makes the toast, and its always really moving, and always makes them cry. Well this year Im going to make them cry.
Joey: Who cares?! I-Ill make payments, whatever it takes, I want the Mr. Bowmont!!
CHANDLER: Yeah.� I feel so bad.� Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?
Joey: Dude, stop talking crazy and make us some tea!
(They hear Monica trying to unlock the door. So Phoebe quickly pushes his head down onto the table to make it look like the turkey is just sitting on a platter and not stuck on Joey's head.)
Chandler: Ill make something up! Im good at lying, I actually did borrow your Walkman!
Phoebe: Im so glad you could make it.
Phoebe: Yeah I know. Isnt it great? One less person we have to make small talk with.
Rachel: Please, make sure she comes. Its really important to me, I mean its my mom!
Rachel: Ross, you know what? She may need one..We're just going to have to make our peace with that!
Phoebe: No, you cant let this stop you from getting massages! No look, I have, I have lots of clients that make the same noises you do!
Monica: (Jumping up to make Rachel sit down) Okay, okay. I hate this.
Joey: Well, I'm telling everyone about you! That's the only way to explain the underwear and the video camera that doesn't make me look like a pig!
Monica: They cant all be bad. (To Chandler) Find the one where you make your bedroom eyes. Ohh, there it is.
Monica: Well uh, Im trying to make something for Joey. Do you mind if I raid your fridge?
Rachel: Yeah, I admit it. I have a crush on you, and uh, and, and I know that's crazy because we work together, and-and nothing could ever happen, and the last thing I want to do is-is to freak you out or make you feel uncomfortable. Which is why it would be really great if you said something right about now.
Rachel: Thats right, still no baby! (To Monica, Joey, and Chandler on the couch) Come on people! Please make some room!
Rachel: Well, Im miserable here! I might as well make some money out it!
Ross: This is insane, Im not gonna make love to you just so that youll go into labor.
Rachel: Chandler, that's not enough. I mean what if she gets you a great present, two medium presents, and a bunch of little presents? And you've just gotten her one great present? I mean that's just gonna make her feel bad. Why would you do that to her Chandler? Why? Why?
Phoebe: Yknow! You dont make a very good first impression.
[Scene: The Portrait Studio, Monica is waiting for Chandler to make another attempt at taking a good picture.]
CHANDLER: Well, I'm guessing he wants to do a little dance. . . ya know, make a little love. . . well pretty much get down tonight.
Rachel: What Phoebe? Wait! One time he caught me smoking he said if he ever saw me doing that again hed make me eat the entire pack.
Chandler: Dont try to make me uncomfortable with feminine stuff!
EDDIE: Yeah, you know, put chips in it, we'll make like a chip chick.
Phoebe: I know. I know. I know. I know, and if you try to make it more you might wreck it.
Ross: Okay, (gets the money) so, do you make the pizzas in one of those uh, wood-burning ovens?
Phoebe: Wait! But Ross if they dont get along then you should smooth things over. Make them be friends.
Ross: Yeah and we'd want to make sure Emma has someone like Monica who is more uh. uh discliplinarin.. someone who can be firm and strict.
Joey: Oh yeah? (Puts the hat on.) If youre gonna make me choose between you and the hat? I choose the hat.
CHANDLER: Listen, I'm, I'm sorry I didn't make it over there today.
Matt: You-you mentally make a flag on it and you say, "Okay show night, Im justIll never be able to get through this."
Monica: Spend more time with the tie. That�ll make a baby.
Ross: Yeah, y'know how I have you guys, well she doesnt really have any close friends that are just hers, but last week she meet this woman at the gym, Susan something, and they really hit it off, and I-I-I think its gonna make a difference
Monica: So if everyone liked it, and you liked it, that would make this a success. Which would make you
Rachel: Allright. Well thank you so much for coming... (they're standing up and make their way to the door)
Chandler: Okay listen, just give me anything I can make two of.
Cliff: And then you tried to make me think that I was crazy.
Amy: No! What are you going to do? Make me?
Joey: (to Monica) Did that guy really make that joke?
Monica: No, I know. But yknow what? It would make me feel better if Lewis apologized to me.
RACHEL: No!� Wait!� No, no.� Don't do that!� That's going to make them think they can come over here.
Joey: Well, I'm starting to make good money on the show and I'm thinking... I should probably do something with it.
Phoebe: Eh, Monica it, it feels so weird, y'know, Chandlers your friend... (hops onto the bed) Oh! Oh my God! Aw, all right take this bed, you can make other friends.
Monica: Also both of your sisters called and neither can make it.
(They all leave but Ross, but they all come back a few seconds later. They make faces at the baby.)
[We close with a bunch of scenes where they screw up and make weird noises. It finishes with.]
Chandler: I know it would make me happy, maam.
Phoebe: Y'know you guys were a lot more supportive when I wanted to make denim furniture.
Richard: on the rocks with a twist? I remember. (Goes to make her drink.)
Chandler: Okay! (He joins her on one knee) Okay! Okay! I'll do it! Oh God, I thought (Starting to cry, pauses) Wait a minute, I-I can do this. (Pause) I thought that it mattered what I said or where I said it. Then I realized the only thing that matters is that you, (Pause) you make me happier than I ever thought I could be. (Starting to cry again.) And if youll let me, I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way. (Pause as he gets out the ring.) Monica, will you marry me?
Joey: Oh, youre kidding me! All-all right, well make sure you tell him that Joey Tribbiani stopped by to drop off all of these clothes. Okay? Im an actor; Im kinda getting my picture up there on the wall.
Chandler: I thought I had to make the jokes!
PHOEBE: [singing] There'll be times when you get older when you'll want to sleep with people just to make them like you. . . But don't. Cause that's another thing that you don't wanna do, everybody That's another thing that you don't wanna do.
Joey: Did-did it make you wanna walk around in your underwear?
Monica: They love my candy? Oh man!!! Ive gotta go make more!! (Starts to do so.)
Mr. Treeger: Could you tell Jasmine that I won't make it to yoga class today?
Phoebe: You guys make a very attractive couple. (The camera cuts to a shot of the picture and we see that Monica is posing with Joey instead of Chandler.)
Joey: Err...Well I...Know how much you used to make and I know how much your rent is. (shrugs)
Monica: Check your numbers! Make me rich!
Ross: (blows it) Sorry. Cause umm, I think this will make you a little more sophisticated.
Chandler: All right, all right, we were. We were trying to make a baby. Monica's ovulating.
Joey: Make the transfer! (She does so)
Phoebe: I know, I want that too, but IS that going to make it too hard?
Cheryl: I'll be right back. Make yourself comfortable. (Ross attempts to clear a place for his coat and fold it small enough to fit. Then hit sits on the couch. Something falls on him from above and he brushes his neck off frantically.)
Monica: Make me rich!!
Joey: I want you.I need you.Let me make love to you.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is on the couch writing when Chandler enters to make his brief cameo.]
Joey: Well, I heard Emma stirring, so I came to make sure she could reach Hugsy.
(they make as if to go, but Ross notices something)
Monica: You just wanna stay home so you can make a move on Joey!
Chandler: I'm sorry buddy, but I don't think I'm gonna be able to make it.
Joey: Dont start doing that. You cant do that Rach, cause then youre gonna make me do that. (Starts to cry.) Oh, here we go! (Sits down next to her.)
Janice: Oh! Sid is still in his room. I don't allow porn at home so this is like a vacation for him. So did you do it? Did you make your deposit?
Rachel: When you're sick, you do whatever you can to make yourself feel better! (she closes her robe)
Ross: Besides, I-I think I figured out a much faster route, Im sure I can make it this time. I just I just cant be afraid to get a little bit hit by cars. (He goes to the bathroom as Joey enters.)
Monica: (to Chandler) Oh, honey, can you make sure we get a King size bed!
Mike: Yeah look, about tomorrow, I... I've got a question for ya. I just found out that one of my groomsmen had had an emergency and can't make it.
Rachel: So uh I guess we should make it official huh?
Ross: I'll help you. Yeah, I'll make up a schedule and make sure you stick to it. And plus, it'll give me something to do.
Joey: All right, let's think about this. I mean, there's got to be an explanation. Uh... did you do anything to make her mad?
Mike: Wanna make it more interesting?
Mike: I'll make it a hundred!
[Scene: Caesar's Palace Casino, Joey is approaching one of the blackjack tables on his quest to make enough money for his movie.]
Rachel: Joey! Come on! I dont wanna make any mistakes, alright? This is the only dessert and if I screw it up everybody's gonna be like Oh, remember that Thanksgiving when Rachel screwed up the trifle?