words in movies
Joey: Pathetic mess? I know, butcome on, man, she's needy, she's vulnerable. I'm thinkin', cha-ching! (Rachel throws a roll at Joey. He picks it up and eats it.) Thanks. Look, you have not been out with a woman since Janice. You're doin' this.
Chandler: Yes! Way to go, man! (Chandler and Ross hug. Something crunches in Ross' shirt pocket.) Still got the egg, huh?
Chandler: Joey's not a friend. He's...a stupid man who left us his credit card. Another drink? Some dessert? A big screen TV?
Chandler: You got it. Good woman! (the waiter turns around, it's a man) Could we get a bottle of your most overpriced champagne?
Phoebe: Um, that's ok! (throws it in fire) Ok. All right. Now we need the semen of a righteous man.
Chandler: Oh, man. In my next life, I'm coming back as a toilet brush.
Ross: All right, thats it! (He runs over to Ben, but he runs past him and out the door.) Comeyouno! You are in big trouble young man!
Man: (to Rachel) Ah, excuse me, are you Rachel Green?
MONICA: I don't know, maybe. I mean I'm dating a man who's pool I once peed in.
Joey: Oh wow! Okay man, Im sorry. I did not mean to make you feel bad.
Ross: Its okay man, be strong. (Chandler goes into the office.)
Chandler: Oh Im so sorry man! Is there anything I can do?
Joey: Oh man! (Hits Chandler)
Ross: Ohh! A man with a plan!
Chandler: See thats where I think that youre wrong. Weve been playing these babies man for man; we should really be playing a zone defense.
CHANDLER: Yeah, he's lived here for years, I don't, I don't know what you're talking about man.
Monica: The best man? Wow!
Joey: (on phone) Yeah, hi. You guys got any of those baby chicks? Cause I was watching this ah, commercial on TV and man, those guys are cute!
Past Life Phoebe: More bandages! More bandages! Please, can I get some more bandages in here! This man is dying(She is cut off by an exploding shell just outside the tent. When the smoke clears, she's missing an arm and the blood is pumping out like you'd see in a horror movie. And upon seeing her condition, she says ) Oh no.
Joey: I am so sorry man.
Tour Guide: Maybe its crazy in a perfect world, a world without lab coats and blazers, but you not in a perfect world, you in a museum now. See that scientist in the classes, he and I used to play together all the time in grade school, but now (Turns around) Peter! Hey, Peter! Its me Rhonda! From PS-129! I shared my puddin which you man! I gave you my Snack Pack! (to Joey) See, he pretend he dont even here me!
Joey: Come on man, really how old?!
CHANDLER: You got a Cheeto on your face man.[Joey removes the Cheeto and eats it]
[Scene: Rosss apartment, Phoebe has moved in and has a massage client on her table shes set up in the living room. Ross enters and is shocked to see a naked man lying on the table.]
Rachel: Okay. Okay, see now the one with the feather boa? Thats Dr. Francis. She used to be a man. Oh look! There(Marcel (Katie) jumps away)Okay. (And runs behind her on the back of the couch for a little while.)
Ross: (from his apartment) Man! They cannot get enough! (Makes like he's a robot and waves at the cutouts.)
(A man sits down next to Phoebe and lights up a cigarette.)
Chandler: (To Ross) Thanks for picking out the earrings man.
Chandler: (To Ross) Why to save your dignity my man.
Phoebe: (entering) Ross! How could you do that to an old man?!
Joey: Dude, what are you massaging an old man for?
Chandler: Well, I think it all started when you said, "Hey Joey, why dont you be my best man."
Joey: This is Vegas man! People will pay to see freaky stuff! Okay, how much would you pay to see this hand (Holds up his left hand) twice? Huh?
Monica: Okay. Man, I have not made this many cookies since I was in the ninth grade.
Man: Hello?
Man: Tag Jones.
Joey: Oh, yeah. Go for it man, jump off the high dive, stare down the barrel of the gun, pee into the wind!
Ross: Man! (Monica mouths, "Im sorry.")
Ross: Uh, yeah, Ill take a coffee. Thanks, man.
Joey: Shhh! (Pause) Man, you made me lose it! (He goes into the map again.)
Phoebe: (looking at the picture again) Man alive!
Joey: Man, do you know what guys want!
Monica: We were, we were just in the storage area and we saw this really creepy man!
Joey: (entering the hall) Oh man! Aren't you guys done yet?! I wanna sit in my chair!
Joey: Im sorry man, I didntIm-Im sorry. Im sorry. (Goes over and comforts him.)
Ross: Ooh, well. Ah, I kinda have got a lot on my plate right now, not that I wouldn't love a weekend in the country with a strange man. (Mr. Oberblau giggles)
Rachel: Oh, you are a petty man. You are a petty, petty....
The Man: (from earlier) Candy Lady?
Salesman: Two days before Christmas? Sorry, man.
Joey: I was tryin to make a sale!! Oh, man, if I ever run into that guy again, do you know what Im gonna do?
Ross: Of course you would, your brains are smaller than mine!! (Rachel nods) Man, I can't compete with the guys she goes out with, they are so out of my league! oh my God!
Drunk Man: My god!! You must have been a teenage when you had him. (Monica stares straight forward after the comment. Chandler tries to console her by patting her on the shoulder.)
Chandler: Good luck, man. I hope you get it.
[Scene: The gate. Rachel walks up to the man at the gate and gives him her passport.]
Joey: A woman in a mans body.
ERICA: I don't understand, why didn't you help that man?
Monica: Oh man!
Ross: Fine, yknow what, thats it. From now on, Joey, I want you to be my best man.
Frank: Okay, cool, all right, she just ah, parking the truck. (to Joey) Im gonna, Im gonna get my ah, my fianc�e man!
ROSS: I'll take it. My gift to you man.
Joey: Oh, man! I wouldn't have had breakfast if I knew there was going to be corsages!
CHANDLER: [to an extra in fatigues] Nice camoflauge man, for a minute there I almost didn't see ya.
Rachel: (laughs) Youre not the man who left the cell phone.
(Ross keeps giggling and Rachel decides upon revenge. She gets up and kisses the rather large man in the seat in front of Ross on the back of his head. The guy turns around angrily.)
Chandler: Im not your garbage man. Im your mailman.
Ross: This isn't what I ordered! Man! Can anything go right in my life?! First my marriage falls apart and then
Joey: Well I dont like to say it out loud, but, yeah! Dont feel bad man, we all have our strengths. Youre better with numbers and stuff.
Joey: All right! Man, this is unbelievable!
Ross: Let me see that! (Grabs the invitation and reads it.) Oh man!
Man: Sure, Id like that.
Rachel: All right, straight, and not subtle. (The man gets up and leaves.)
Man: Hey guys!
Monica: Oh man, they think they are so slick messing with us! But see they don't know that we know that they know! So
Ross: (To Chandler) Oh man, this is hilarious.
Man: Ready to go?
Man: Over a month.
Man: (stopping her) Wait a minute!
Chandler: During this time are you, are you still my best man?
Monica: Oh man, they think they are so slick messing with us! But see they don't know that we know that they know! So
Rachel: Oh I get it! A man duh!
Chandler: Man, if you tried something like that on my birthday, you'd be starin' at the business end of a hissy fit.
Josh: So I'll see you at the party? Beer's beer man, 24, 7!!
Phoebe: Oh man.
(A museum official enters with another man and woman.)
Monica: It took me 28 years to find one man that I wanna spend my life with, if I have to wait another 28 years then, I'll be 56 before I can have a baby, and that's just stupid.
Man: (laughs) Its Jake.
JOEY: Ahh. What the hell are you doing to me man.
Man At The Wedding: Uh, would you take one of us?
Chandler: Man, didnt she like just get here?
Ross: No. Sorry man.
Ross: Ah, the forbidden love of a man and his door.
Man At The Wedding: But there was no flash.
Ross: Huh, whats fish hooking... (Joey sticks his finger in Rosss mouth and pulls on his cheek, y'know like when you hook a fish.) (to Joey, sarcastic) Thanks man, that would have been really hard to describe. What is that taste?
Pizza Guy: Wait, you're not 'G.Stephanopoulos?' Man, my dad's gonna kill me!
Chandler: Hey-hey! I thought Naked Thursdays was just our thing man!
Casting Director #3: You mean dying man?
Chandler: Im sorry man, theres never a good time to (pauses) stop catching on fire.
Phoebe: Also uhm... I just want you to know what a wonderful man your son is.
Joey: (trying not to laugh) That means a lot to me man. (Exits.)
Phoebe: Thanks. Hi, um, 'kay. I'd like to start with a song that's about a man that I recently met, who's, um, come to be very important to me. (Monica gives her a look) 'Kay. (Sung:)
Joey's Co-Star: Hey good scene man.
EDDIE: So I got it in the junior miss department, big diff. Anyway check it out man, it's gonna make a hell of a conversation piece at out next cocktail party, huh pal?
Ross: Listen man, uh, I'm sorry the audition didn't go so well.
Man: Who are you?
MONICA: You're the most wonderful man. And if you hadn't of said 'if I have to' like seventeen times, then I'd be saying 'okay, let's do it.'
Chandler: Hey man, how did the audition go?