words in movies
Joey: Pathetic mess? I know, butcome on, man, she's needy, she's vulnerable. I'm thinkin', cha-ching! (Rachel throws a roll at Joey. He picks it up and eats it.) Thanks. Look, you have not been out with a woman since Janice. You're doin' this.
Chandler: Yes! Way to go, man! (Chandler and Ross hug. Something crunches in Ross' shirt pocket.) Still got the egg, huh?
Chandler: Joey's not a friend. He's...a stupid man who left us his credit card. Another drink? Some dessert? A big screen TV?
Chandler: You got it. Good woman! (the waiter turns around, it's a man) Could we get a bottle of your most overpriced champagne?
Phoebe: Um, that's ok! (throws it in fire) Ok. All right. Now we need the semen of a righteous man.
Chandler: Oh, man. In my next life, I'm coming back as a toilet brush.
Monica: Man, I feel like Im coming down with something.
ROSS: No. Man I don't wanna have to have Joey with me every time I wanna descent cup of coffee. Ya know, and I don't wanna spend the rest of my life drinking cappucino with a 'K'. I say you and I go back down there and stand up to those guys.
Chandler: Oh man!!
Chandler: Okay! (He grabs his carryon and starts rummaging through it.) Oh man! Dont tell me I did this!
JOEY: Aw, man I'm sorry (starts rubbing Chandler's shoulder). This must be very tough for ya, huh (and starts comfroting him looking for a kiss).
Joey: Im a man.
Chandler: Yes talk to her. Be a man.
Joey: (voice cracking) Ohhhh man
Chandler: Nah, Nah, its okay. I feel like I need to be in guy place. You know, do kind of like a man thing.
Joey: (sad) Oh man! Now shes gonna start all over! Were never gonna get to introduce the hot girls to the new world!
Joey: Well, this guy came by to look at the unit and-and he said he didnt think big enough to fit a grown man!
Joey: Look, I'm sorry I didn't tell ya. (To Chandler) I'm sorry man.
Joey: Hey-hey! Stanley! Hey-hey! You're leading man is here! Let's get to work.
You don't have to be awake to be my man, As long as you have brainwaves I'll be there to hold your hand. Though we just met the other day, There's something I have got to say...
(A man walks up and puts a dollar bill in.)
Another Mans Voice: Lets go Phoebe!
Same Mans Voice: Phoebe, come on!
The Old Man: No. I'm all alone.
Mans Voice: Were still rolling!
Chandler: No! I want a flabby gut and saggy man breasts!
Rachel: Mmm-hmmm. Oh, so typical. Ooo, I'm a man. Ooo, I have a penis. Ooo, I have to win money to exert my power over women. (hands over her money)
Phoebe: (singing) And I'm still waiting for my paper mache man. Thank you my babies.
Chandler: You gotta do it, man.
Chandler: Aww, thanks man. (They hug.)
The Producer: This is Wayne, the man who created and operates C.H.E.E.S.E.
ROSS: Oh, man. Oh, remember when I stuck that broom in your bike spokes, and you flipped over and hit your head on the curb?
I made a man with eyes of coal And a smile so bewitchin', How was I supposed to know That my mom was dead in the kitchen? (shakes bell) La lalala la la la la lalala la la...
Ross: All right, thats it! (He runs over to Ben, but he runs past him and out the door.) Comeyouno! You are in big trouble young man!
Joey: Check it out. (He turns around, pulls down his pants, and shows Phoebe that hes got panties on.) How much of a man am I?!
Man: (to Rachel) Ah, excuse me, are you Rachel Green?
MONICA: I don't know, maybe. I mean I'm dating a man who's pool I once peed in.
Chandler: See thats where I think that youre wrong. Weve been playing these babies man for man; we should really be playing a zone defense.
Joey: Oh wow! Okay man, Im sorry. I did not mean to make you feel bad.
Ross: Its okay man, be strong. (Chandler goes into the office.)
Joey: Oh man! (Hits Chandler)
Ross: Ohh! A man with a plan!
Chandler: Oh Im so sorry man! Is there anything I can do?
Joey: Come on man, really how old?!
Monica: The best man? Wow!
Past Life Phoebe: More bandages! More bandages! Please, can I get some more bandages in here! This man is dying(She is cut off by an exploding shell just outside the tent. When the smoke clears, she's missing an arm and the blood is pumping out like you'd see in a horror movie. And upon seeing her condition, she says ) Oh no.
Joey: I am so sorry man.
Tour Guide: Maybe its crazy in a perfect world, a world without lab coats and blazers, but you not in a perfect world, you in a museum now. See that scientist in the classes, he and I used to play together all the time in grade school, but now (Turns around) Peter! Hey, Peter! Its me Rhonda! From PS-129! I shared my puddin which you man! I gave you my Snack Pack! (to Joey) See, he pretend he dont even here me!
CHANDLER: Yeah, he's lived here for years, I don't, I don't know what you're talking about man.
Joey: (on phone) Yeah, hi. You guys got any of those baby chicks? Cause I was watching this ah, commercial on TV and man, those guys are cute!
[Scene: Rosss apartment, Phoebe has moved in and has a massage client on her table shes set up in the living room. Ross enters and is shocked to see a naked man lying on the table.]
CHANDLER: You got a Cheeto on your face man.[Joey removes the Cheeto and eats it]
Ross: (from his apartment) Man! They cannot get enough! (Makes like he's a robot and waves at the cutouts.)
Rachel: Okay. Okay, see now the one with the feather boa? Thats Dr. Francis. She used to be a man. Oh look! There(Marcel (Katie) jumps away)Okay. (And runs behind her on the back of the couch for a little while.)
Joey: This is Vegas man! People will pay to see freaky stuff! Okay, how much would you pay to see this hand (Holds up his left hand) twice? Huh?
(A man sits down next to Phoebe and lights up a cigarette.)
Phoebe: (entering) Ross! How could you do that to an old man?!
Joey: Dude, what are you massaging an old man for?
Chandler: (To Ross) Thanks for picking out the earrings man.
Chandler: (To Ross) Why to save your dignity my man.
Chandler: Well, I think it all started when you said, "Hey Joey, why dont you be my best man."
Monica: Okay. Man, I have not made this many cookies since I was in the ninth grade.
Man: Hello?
Joey: Man, do you know what guys want!
Man: Tag Jones.
Phoebe: (looking at the picture again) Man alive!
Joey: (entering the hall) Oh man! Aren't you guys done yet?! I wanna sit in my chair!
Joey: Oh, yeah. Go for it man, jump off the high dive, stare down the barrel of the gun, pee into the wind!
Ross: Man! (Monica mouths, "Im sorry.")
Ross: Uh, yeah, Ill take a coffee. Thanks, man.
Joey: Shhh! (Pause) Man, you made me lose it! (He goes into the map again.)
Rachel: Oh, you are a petty man. You are a petty, petty....
Ross: Ooh, well. Ah, I kinda have got a lot on my plate right now, not that I wouldn't love a weekend in the country with a strange man. (Mr. Oberblau giggles)
Monica: We were, we were just in the storage area and we saw this really creepy man!
Ross: Of course you would, your brains are smaller than mine!! (Rachel nods) Man, I can't compete with the guys she goes out with, they are so out of my league! oh my God!
Joey: Im sorry man, I didntIm-Im sorry. Im sorry. (Goes over and comforts him.)
The Man: (from earlier) Candy Lady?
Salesman: Two days before Christmas? Sorry, man.
Joey: I was tryin to make a sale!! Oh, man, if I ever run into that guy again, do you know what Im gonna do?
[Scene: The gate. Rachel walks up to the man at the gate and gives him her passport.]
Drunk Man: My god!! You must have been a teenage when you had him. (Monica stares straight forward after the comment. Chandler tries to console her by patting her on the shoulder.)
Chandler: Good luck, man. I hope you get it.
Monica: Oh man!
Joey: A woman in a mans body.
Rachel: (laughs) Youre not the man who left the cell phone.
Ross: Fine, yknow what, thats it. From now on, Joey, I want you to be my best man.
CHANDLER: [to an extra in fatigues] Nice camoflauge man, for a minute there I almost didn't see ya.
Frank: Okay, cool, all right, she just ah, parking the truck. (to Joey) Im gonna, Im gonna get my ah, my fianc�e man!
ROSS: I'll take it. My gift to you man.
Joey: Oh, man! I wouldn't have had breakfast if I knew there was going to be corsages!
Ross: This isn't what I ordered! Man! Can anything go right in my life?! First my marriage falls apart and then
ERICA: I don't understand, why didn't you help that man?
(Ross keeps giggling and Rachel decides upon revenge. She gets up and kisses the rather large man in the seat in front of Ross on the back of his head. The guy turns around angrily.)
Joey: Well I dont like to say it out loud, but, yeah! Dont feel bad man, we all have our strengths. Youre better with numbers and stuff.
Chandler: Im not your garbage man. Im your mailman.
Monica: Oh man, they think they are so slick messing with us! But see they don't know that we know that they know! So
Ross: Let me see that! (Grabs the invitation and reads it.) Oh man!
Joey: All right! Man, this is unbelievable!
Man: Sure, Id like that.
Rachel: All right, straight, and not subtle. (The man gets up and leaves.)
Ross: (To Chandler) Oh man, this is hilarious.
Man: Hey guys!
Man: Ready to go?
Man: Over a month.
Man: (stopping her) Wait a minute!
Chandler: Man, if you tried something like that on my birthday, you'd be starin' at the business end of a hissy fit.