words in movies
Girl: Mommy, what's wrong with that man?
Ross: Oh man.
Rachel: Take it like a man, Ross!
Chandler: The man is showing brain.
Chandler: Nothing for you, you have Paolo. You don't have to face the horrible pressures of this holiday: desperate scramble to find anything with lips just so you can have someone to kiss when the ball drops!! Man, I'm talking loud!
Man At The Wedding: Uh, your finger was covering the lens.
Phoebe: For your information, this happens to be a pain like no man will ever experience.
Chandler: Well, those were seals, man.
Ross: Yes but too me he's just, man.
Joey: (getting out) Awww, man! He promised he wouldnt take the chairs!!
Parker: And Im with you! What a great time to be alive! Look at this plate-bouncy thing. (Bounces the plates) What an inspired solution to mans plate dispensing problems.
Joey: Hey, best man number two, Joey Tribbiani. Now Im not good with the jokes like Chandler here. Boy...but ahh, I just want to say congratulation to the happy couple. I first met Ross in this coffee house back home...Home...New York City...Where everybody knows my name. Well anyway, I love you guys. (pointing at everyone.) But not as much as I love America. (Looking at Chandler.) Could we please..go home now?
Joey: Come on man, youre not a potato.
Joey: (entering the hall) Oh man! Aren't you guys done yet?!
Ross: Oh, just hold on a second. Im watching this rugby thing on ESPN. I dont know what the big deal is. Im man enough to play this sport.
Joey: Oh, man, she loved it! She's over there showing Monica and Rachel right now.
Joey: See look, women, carrying the bag. (He puts it on his shoulder and looks at himself in the mirror and likes what he sees.) But it is odd how a women's purse looks good on me, a man.
Ross: You do appear right on the cusp of something. Come on man, I'm sure he'll lose interest in a week or two, but for now can you please just do this for me?
Tim: Oh man!!
Chandler: Man, this is
Chandler: Thanks man.
Joey: I mean, she should be with someone like... Ross! You know what I mean, he uses all those big words too! Man, smart people are dull!
Ross: Ohh, man! Chicago, is sooo lucky!
Man: Hey! The law says you have to accept any fare.
Chandler: Hey, man!
Chandler: Oh, man. Im sorry, Im so-so sorry.
Dr. Green: Youre still going to that chiropractor, that man couldnt get into medical school in Extapa!
Chandler: Aww, man! (They go into Monica's room.)
Ross: That is one good looking man!
Joey: No! Forget her, man! You dont need her, you dont need that!
Joey: Come on man! (To Gary) Listen so uh, are you gonna squeeze the perps shoes a little bit before he lawyers up?
Rachel: Man! He just keeps lobbing them up and I just keep knocking them right out of the park!
(Another man walks up with a drink in his hand, Phoebe stops him too.)
Chandler: I can't believe she can out run you man!
Chandler: (asking a man leaning against the wall) What is going on?
Phoebe: Oh no not that guy there. That guy right there. (Pointing to an attractive man sitting at a table behind them.)
Mr. Treeger: Ohhh, man!!
Joey: You should both know, that he's a dead man. Oh, Chandler? (Starts after Chandler.)
Joey: Thanks, man. And oh, while you're at it, could you get her a card?
The Singing Man: (singing) Mornings here! The mornings here!
The Singing Man: Ill see you tomorrow morning!
The Singing Man: Hey! Youre back!
The Singing Man: (singing) Breakfast is near!
Joey: Way to be strong, man!
STEPHANIE: Thank you. I'd like to start with a song that I wrote for the first man I ever loved. (singing) Zachary.
Chandler: Yeah, Im sorry man. (Pause) You wanna go watch?
The Singing Man: (singing, duh) Mornings here! Sunshine is here! The sky is clear, the mornings here! The mornings here!
Joey: Thanks man, but I think it makes a stronger statement if I ask for it myself, y'know.
Ross: Yeah, I guess I should. (Starts to leave.) Man, yknow what I have to realize? Maybe Im just not the type of guy women can have just one night with. Yknow, they-they always seem to want a little bit more. I should remember that. (He pauses and then exits.)
CHANDLER: Lick away my man.
Monica: If-if-if we ever did what you did a man would never call.
Chandler: Oh yeah man. (to Kathy) Joey. (Hands her the phone.)
Ross: Hey man.
Ross: Oh, just planning my bachelor party with my best man.
Ross: Are you kidding? Okay, look. I-I studied evolution. Remember, evolution? Monkey into man? Plus, Im a doctor, and I had a monkey. Im Doctor Monkey!
Joey: Yes! (to Chandler) Shame about you man.
Ross: Hey listen man, about the stripper
Chandler: All right, theres a nuclear holocaust, Im the last man on Earth. Would you go out with me?
Joey: (looking through a deck of cards) Aww, man, he took the five of spades!! Oh, no-no-no, here it is!
Phoebe: Ooh, if you take the northern route there's a man in Illinois with a beard of bees. {Okay, I must protest this, I've lived in Illinois all my life and know of no man with a beard of bees! Wisconsin, on the other hand, might be a different story.}
Chandler: Way to be cool, man.
Mrs. Geller: Well, at least she had the chance to leave a man at the altar...
Joey: Yeah, it is! You wouldnt have lost the ring, right? Yknow what, Ross you were right from the start, he (Chandler) should be your best man.
Chandler: Thanks man.
Joey: Oh man! They-they just redid my make-up!
Chandler: Man, we're gonna rock that Asian student union!
Rachel: (touched) Gunther... Oh... I love you too. Probably not in the same way, but I do. And, and when I'm in a café, having coffee, or I see a man with hair brighter than the sun, I'll think of you. Aw.
MAN: Sure will. I've uh, gotta go. Take care.
Issac: Oh, hey, man I know, doesnt matter how much we love em, monogamy is too cruel a rule.
Joey: So uh, hey, that uh, that wedding ring, huh? Man, thats nice!
Chandler: Okay man. (Chandler starts to get up.)
Joey: You spit on me man! (Wipes his face.)
Joey: Thanks man.
Chandler: Oh, its not just that, I would be Englands most powerful weapon. Jet setting heartbreaker on her majestys secret service. A man who fears no one; with a license to kill. (Worried.) Would Monica let me wear this?
EDDIE: Hi Joey, what's goin' on man?
Chandler: Oh-ho, liked what she saw, huh? Dug my action, did she? Checkin out the Chan-Chan man!
Joey: Man. Can you believe he's only had sex with one woman?
Joey: Well, this guy came by to look at the unit and-and he said he didnt think big enough to fit a grown man!
Ross: You did it, man.
Ross: Hey man.
Chandler: So, are you really gonna go out with that nurse man?
Man: Well umm, if you have sometime yknow and maybe you might want to visit someone else
(The man starts to take some change out.)
PBS Volunteer: Hey, no way, I'm in the shot man.
ROSS: You know, I might have expected this of you Phoebe, but Ryan, you're a military man.
Phoebe: Well, hey, what if Kenny were the real brains behind the whole company? You know. What if Kenny hired that Ralph Lauren guy to be the pretty front man? Huh, did she ever think of that?
Roy: I may have borrowed this from my nephew, but let me assure you, what's underneath (points at his groin)... is all man.
Chandler: Oh my God! Someones killed Square Man!
Rachel: (voice wavers) Oh, but he was my pig man...how did I not see this?
Rachel: So Mon, when are we gonna meet this new secret waiter man?
Chandler: Oh no-no-no, youyeah, of course you get to be my best man.
(An old West style showdown starts with Joey and the Hombre Man staring each other down as the store guy slowly lets in the first customer while Joey and the Hombre Man get ready to draw. In slow motion they spot the customer, eye each other, draw, and as the customer walks into the middle Joey's bottle misfires but the Hombre Man spays it into the customer's eyes.)
Joey: I mean, theres no way I can make myself taller now, yknow? And who knows what science will come up with in the future, but Chandler, what if I die an unsuccessful, regular sized man?
Joey: Well, it's like, last night, I couldn't do the thing that usually makes me great. So I had to do all this other stuff. And the response I got... man, oh man, it was like a ticker tape parade!
Monica: Hey, the mans dog just died.
Ross: 'Cause, I'm a stupid, stupid man.
Chandler: Sorry man.
Ross: Awww, man! Really?
Man: Hello. Hello.
Man: Oh, umm, all right.
Paul: (standing in front of a mirror and to himself) Just relax. Just relax Paul, youre doing great. (Ross moves a piece of luggage over so he can watch Paul.) She likes you. She Maybe, she likes you. She likes you. Yknow why? Because youre a (pause) neat guy. (Ross cant believe what hes hearing.) You are the man. You are (pause) the man! (He opens his shirt and looks at his chest.) I still got it. Nice and sexy. Youre just a love machine. (Starts singing) Im just a love machine and I wont work for nobody but you! Hey bab-y! (Flexes and grunts loudly.) Showtime. (Starts to leave and starts singing.) Im just a love machine, yeah ba-by! (Grunts again and Ross is stunned.)
Chandler: And a date with a man!