words in movies
ROSS: Man, I sure miss Julie.
Joey: Come on man, really how old?!
CHANDLER: You got a Cheeto on your face man.[Joey removes the Cheeto and eats it]
[Scene: Rosss apartment, Phoebe has moved in and has a massage client on her table shes set up in the living room. Ross enters and is shocked to see a naked man lying on the table.]
Rachel: Okay. Okay, see now the one with the feather boa? Thats Dr. Francis. She used to be a man. Oh look! There(Marcel (Katie) jumps away)Okay. (And runs behind her on the back of the couch for a little while.)
Ross: (from his apartment) Man! They cannot get enough! (Makes like he's a robot and waves at the cutouts.)
(A man sits down next to Phoebe and lights up a cigarette.)
Chandler: (To Ross) Thanks for picking out the earrings man.
Chandler: (To Ross) Why to save your dignity my man.
Phoebe: (entering) Ross! How could you do that to an old man?!
Joey: Dude, what are you massaging an old man for?
Chandler: Well, I think it all started when you said, "Hey Joey, why dont you be my best man."
Joey: This is Vegas man! People will pay to see freaky stuff! Okay, how much would you pay to see this hand (Holds up his left hand) twice? Huh?
Monica: Okay. Man, I have not made this many cookies since I was in the ninth grade.
Man: Hello?
Man: Tag Jones.
Joey: Oh, yeah. Go for it man, jump off the high dive, stare down the barrel of the gun, pee into the wind!
Ross: Man! (Monica mouths, "Im sorry.")
Ross: Uh, yeah, Ill take a coffee. Thanks, man.
Joey: Shhh! (Pause) Man, you made me lose it! (He goes into the map again.)
Phoebe: (looking at the picture again) Man alive!
Joey: Man, do you know what guys want!
Rachel: Oh, you are a petty man. You are a petty, petty....
Ross: Ooh, well. Ah, I kinda have got a lot on my plate right now, not that I wouldn't love a weekend in the country with a strange man. (Mr. Oberblau giggles)
Joey: (entering the hall) Oh man! Aren't you guys done yet?! I wanna sit in my chair!
Monica: We were, we were just in the storage area and we saw this really creepy man!
Joey: I was tryin to make a sale!! Oh, man, if I ever run into that guy again, do you know what Im gonna do?
The Man: (from earlier) Candy Lady?
Joey: Im sorry man, I didntIm-Im sorry. Im sorry. (Goes over and comforts him.)
Salesman: Two days before Christmas? Sorry, man.
Ross: Of course you would, your brains are smaller than mine!! (Rachel nods) Man, I can't compete with the guys she goes out with, they are so out of my league! oh my God!
Chandler: Good luck, man. I hope you get it.
[Scene: The gate. Rachel walks up to the man at the gate and gives him her passport.]
Drunk Man: My god!! You must have been a teenage when you had him. (Monica stares straight forward after the comment. Chandler tries to console her by patting her on the shoulder.)
Joey: A woman in a mans body.
Monica: Oh man!
Joey: Oh, man! I wouldn't have had breakfast if I knew there was going to be corsages!
CHANDLER: [to an extra in fatigues] Nice camoflauge man, for a minute there I almost didn't see ya.
Ross: Fine, yknow what, thats it. From now on, Joey, I want you to be my best man.
Frank: Okay, cool, all right, she just ah, parking the truck. (to Joey) Im gonna, Im gonna get my ah, my fianc�e man!
ROSS: I'll take it. My gift to you man.
Rachel: (laughs) Youre not the man who left the cell phone.
Ross: This isn't what I ordered! Man! Can anything go right in my life?! First my marriage falls apart and then
ERICA: I don't understand, why didn't you help that man?
Joey: Well I dont like to say it out loud, but, yeah! Dont feel bad man, we all have our strengths. Youre better with numbers and stuff.
(Ross keeps giggling and Rachel decides upon revenge. She gets up and kisses the rather large man in the seat in front of Ross on the back of his head. The guy turns around angrily.)
Ross: Let me see that! (Grabs the invitation and reads it.) Oh man!
Chandler: Im not your garbage man. Im your mailman.
Rachel: All right, straight, and not subtle. (The man gets up and leaves.)
Monica: Oh man, they think they are so slick messing with us! But see they don't know that we know that they know! So
Joey: All right! Man, this is unbelievable!
Man: (laughs) Its Jake.
Man: Sure, Id like that.
Man: Ready to go?
Man: Over a month.
Man: (stopping her) Wait a minute!
Chandler: During this time are you, are you still my best man?
(A museum official enters with another man and woman.)
Josh: So I'll see you at the party? Beer's beer man, 24, 7!!
JOEY: Ahh. What the hell are you doing to me man.
Ross: (To Chandler) Oh man, this is hilarious.
Man: Hey guys!
Monica: Oh man, they think they are so slick messing with us! But see they don't know that we know that they know! So
Chandler: Man, if you tried something like that on my birthday, you'd be starin' at the business end of a hissy fit.
Rachel: Oh I get it! A man duh!
Phoebe: Oh man.
Monica: It took me 28 years to find one man that I wanna spend my life with, if I have to wait another 28 years then, I'll be 56 before I can have a baby, and that's just stupid.
Ross: Listen man, uh, I'm sorry the audition didn't go so well.
Chandler: Man, didnt she like just get here?
Ross: No. Sorry man.
Ross: Ah, the forbidden love of a man and his door.
Man At The Wedding: But there was no flash.
Man At The Wedding: Uh, would you take one of us?
Man: Who are you?
Pizza Guy: Wait, you're not 'G.Stephanopoulos?' Man, my dad's gonna kill me!
Chandler: Hey-hey! I thought Naked Thursdays was just our thing man!
Joey's Co-Star: Hey good scene man.
Phoebe: Also uhm... I just want you to know what a wonderful man your son is.
Phoebe: Thanks. Hi, um, 'kay. I'd like to start with a song that's about a man that I recently met, who's, um, come to be very important to me. (Monica gives her a look) 'Kay. (Sung:)
Casting Director #3: You mean dying man?
Chandler: Im sorry man, theres never a good time to (pauses) stop catching on fire.
MONICA: You're the most wonderful man. And if you hadn't of said 'if I have to' like seventeen times, then I'd be saying 'okay, let's do it.'
Joey: (trying not to laugh) That means a lot to me man. (Exits.)
EDDIE: So I got it in the junior miss department, big diff. Anyway check it out man, it's gonna make a hell of a conversation piece at out next cocktail party, huh pal?
Chandler: Hey man, how did the audition go?
Joey: Pathetic mess? I know, butcome on, man, she's needy, she's vulnerable. I'm thinkin', cha-ching! (Rachel throws a roll at Joey. He picks it up and eats it.) Thanks. Look, you have not been out with a woman since Janice. You're doin' this.
Ross: Huh, whats fish hooking... (Joey sticks his finger in Rosss mouth and pulls on his cheek, y'know like when you hook a fish.) (to Joey, sarcastic) Thanks man, that would have been really hard to describe. What is that taste?
Chandler: We're not gonna have this conversation again... Look at this place. Why am I so intimidated by this guy? Pretentious art, this huge macho couch. When we know all he does is sit around all day crying about losing Monica to a real man! (laughs) You don't think he's here, do you? (Joey looks around)
Joey: Man, we gotta do something about that guy. This morning, I caught him looking into our apartment. It creeps me out! I feel like I can't do stuff!
Will: Its good to see you man.
Rachel: (To Phoebe) In case you didnt notice, that is a scary man.
Joey: Dont interrupt me when Im talkin to God! Now where were we? Oh right, okay. Do you Dina, take this man
Joey: Well my old man is doing a plumbing job down there and he heard they have an opening. So, you want me to see if I can get you an interview?
Rachel: Oh, you poor little famous man.
Joey: Just what needs to be done! Dearly beloved, we are gathered here to join this man and this woman
JOEY: Hey! We were just sayin', great apartment man.
Man: Well I actually, I-I really, I haven't seen her for years. But umm, well I-I was pretty tight with-with her and her daughter.
JOEY: Oh, no no, that's the beauty part, it goes with everything. [gets the bracelet from the drawer] You put this on, you're good to go. [puts the bracelet on Chandler] Ohhh man, you are so wearin' that bracelet.
Monica: Fine! Judge all you want to but, (points to Ross) married a lesbian, (points to Rachel) left a man at the altar, (points to Phoebe) fell in love with a gay ice dancer, (points to Joey) threw a girls wooden leg in a fire, (points to Chandler) livin in a box!! (goes to her room)
Joey: No, Rach, I shouldve told you sooner. Its just that Man! That kid is going to town! (Joey makes his awkward exit.)
Joey: Oh man, this is great, uh? The three of us together again! You know what would be fun? If we gave this present to Emma from all of us!