words in movies
Story by: Mark J. Kunerth & Pang-ni Landrum Teleplay by: Scott Silveri & Shana Goldberg-Meehan Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Rachel: All right. Lets say I had slept with Mark. Would you have been able to forgive me?
Ross: A big idiot. Just you have to realize is, this whole Mark thing is kinda hard for me.
Rachel: Look, I know what's going on here, okay, Mark explained it all to me. He said this is what you guys do.
(Mark, approaches from behind and recognizes her)
Ross: No, Im genuinely sorry the Mark thing didnt work out. Look, Rach, I want only good things for you.
(She opens the door to reveal Ross with a pencil mark from his forehead to his chin.)
Rachel: Oh well, the woman I interviewed with was pretty tough, but y'know thank God Mark coached me, because once I started talking about the fall line, she got all happy and wouldnt shut up.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Mark is there, opening Chinese food boxes.]
Rachel: Yeah, but its okay, because when Ross left Mark came over.
[Scene: Rachels office, Mark is packing his stuff into a box.]
Ross: Congratu!! (sees her hug Mark) -lations-lations.
Chandler: (entering) Okay. Okay. All right. Help! Am I a Mark, or a John?
Story by Mark J. Kunerth Teleplay by Richard Goodman Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Joey: And before you know it, she's with him. And you'll be all, 'Ohh, man!' And he'll be all, 'Yes!' And us, we'll be like, 'Wh-whoa, dude.' And pretty soon you'll be like, (sadly) 'Hhiii,' and, and, and, 'I can't go, Rachel and Mark might be there.' And we'll be like, 'Man get over it, it's been four years!!'
Rachel: Okay, well if I stop playing with Joey and Chandler, can I play with Mark?
Mark: (turning around) And wait, I've got something for you. (kisses her)
Mark: Yeah, a box full of your desk stuff doesn't exactly say big promotion.
Monica: Matt Guire, Mark Lynn, Ben Wire
Rachel: (on phone) Hello, Mark? Hi, its Rachel Green. (listens) Oh no, dont you apologize. (listens) Yeah, Ill hold. (to Monica and Ross) He left my number at work, but he was helping his niece with her report on the pioneers.
Carol: Look, I-I-I am sorry that Rachel dumped you cause she fell in love with that Mark guy, and you are the innocent victim in all of this, but dont punish your friends for what Rachel did to you.
Ross: (to Rachel) But work comes first! (to Mark) Oh hey, but thats sad about you though, what happened? Burn out? Burn all out, did ya?
Ross: Dont you realise none of this wouldve ever happened if I didnt think at that same moment you werent having sex with Mark?
Mark: Wow! Somebody wants people to know you have a boyfriend.
Mark: All right, all right, Im coming over, and Im bringing Chinese food.
Rachel: No, no-no, its okay, calm down. Mark and I talked, and I realised how much I love your stupid brother, and, yeah, we got our problems, but I really want to make it work.
Mark: Here, let me. (answers phone) Rachel Green's line, how may I help you?
Mark: Ive kinda of had this ah, this crush on you. (Rachel is shocked) But since you were with Ross, I-I didnt do anything about it. But, now that youre not, Id really like to ask you out sometime. So-so thats-thats what Im doing, now.
Mark: You wanna talk, I mean I can come over?
Mark: Why don't we have dinner tonight and talk about it?
Rachel: Youd be okay if you knew that Mark had kissed me, and been naked with me, and made love to me?
Mark: Are you sure, because we may have something at Louis Vuitton.
Rachel: Okay, swear you wont tell, but when Mark left he gave me a key to Joannas office. Do you wanna see the list?
Teleplay: Mark Kunerth Story: Dana Klein Directed by: Terry Hughes Transcribed by: Eleonora, Pheeboh, Sebastiano & Vanessa
Rachel: Yeah! His name is um, Mark something.
Ross: Huh. Sounds like Mark Something wants to have some sex.
Mark: Yes.
Mark: Rachel?
Mark: Hey, hold on a second.
Mark: Twenty percent.
[Scene: Rachel's office, Mark is training Rachel.]
Rachel: Yeah. (turns around) Hi Mark!
Ross: Hi! What's ah, what's Mark doing answering your phone?
Mark: Ross of.....
Mark: Oh hi. It's, it's Mark.
Ross: Oh hey, hey Mark.
Rachel: I think I just shipped 3,000 bras to personnel. Oh honey, I gotta go. (to Mark) Mark, I need you!
Mark: Wh-what's that?
Woman: Mark!!
Ross: Yeah. So um, I-I heard about this ah, Mark guy that ah, Rachel met today.
Mark: Hi, Ross.
Mark: What is going on?
Mark: It's okay, Rachel knows.
Ross: Yeah well if, if, if Mark said that, than Mark's an idiot.
Mark: So, see ya on Saturday.
Mark: Okay, then.
Sophie: I love Mark. (to Ross) Do you know Mark?
Mark: Yeah, me too.
Ross: Is this about Mark?
Mark: Its for me.
Mark: Rach, are you okay?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Mark is there, opening Chinese food boxes.]
Monica: Rachel, you and Mark?!
Mark: What? Is it my breath?
Mark: Oh, hi. Its Mark.
Mark: Well, then hes, hes probably just, out.
Ross: Is that Mark?
Rachel: Wow! I mean, I justI cant, I cant believe this. Yknow, I mean you think you know someone even, even Phoebe whos always been somewhat of a question mark.
Ross: Hmmm. Oh, no, no, I just thinking about something funny I heard today. Umm, Mark, Mark saying Ill see you Saturday.
Ross: Is this about Mark?
Mark: Thats okay.
Mark: Hey, what do you want to drink?
Monica: Wait a minute, why dont you just call Mark. (they both look up in shock) I mean, who says you have to sit here and wait for him, youve got to make stuff happen.
Woman: (walking up to Mark) Here's the Shelly Siegal stuff from December.
Rachel: I cant believe Mark didnt call. Its Sunday night, and he didnt call.
Ross: Is that Mark?
Mark: Actually, its kinda my fault. I-I quit today.
Mark: Wow. Im sorry. Eggroll?
Mark: Um, y'know, before we go ah, theres something I need to say.
Mark: (entering) Hi!
Mark: Why do all youre coffee mugs have numbers on the bottom?
Mark: No. And I dont think Im gonna want to.
Ross: Thank you. (to Rachel) So did you ah, did you tell Mark Something about me?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is next to the bay window again, Mark has left.]
Chandler: Hey, look, this name has been holding me back my entire life. Okay, its probably why kids picked on me in school, and why I never do well with women So, as of 4 oclock tomorrow, Im either gonna be Mark Johnson or John Markson.
Mark: And who may I say is calling?
(Ross finally looks at the woman kissing Mark.)
Mark: Hey, what do you want to drink?
Rachel: Did he call? Did Mark call?
Mark: Yep. Yep, thats what I didnt want to know.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is telling Phoebe about Mark, as Gunther eavesdrops behind them.]
Ross: Well, I still think I was right about that whole Mark thing.
Mark: Hi. I just talked to Joanna, and she loves you. You got it, you got the job.
Ross: Is this about Mark?
Rachel: (to Ross) Oh my God!! (she turns around and hugs Mark, not Ross)
Ross: That guy Mark. From Bloomingdale's... She thinks he's just being nice to her. But I know he really wants to sleep with her.
[Rachel comes out of her apartment, followed by Mark, and they leave on their date, without saying a word to Ross. Ross is stunned.]
Mark: Okay, okay look, I know I'm being Mr. Inappropriate today, but it's just so tough, I mean see you walking around and I just wanna touch you and hold you, come on no one's around, just, just kiss me.
Rachel: (turns around) Mark? Oh my God! (puts the box on the chair and they hug each other)
Mark: (reaching through the flowers) Do you have the, the Ralph Lauren file?
Mark: Hi. Well, look, I was just gonna leave a message, isnt tonight your, your big anniversary dinner?