words in movies
Monica: Matt Guire, Mark Lynn, Ben Wire
Phoebe: Wow! I cannot believe Mark asked you out.
Rachel: Oh yeah? Did he pull the old (She is waving her hand up and down her face. Shes thinking about the pencil mark.)
Written by: Mark Kunerth Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
FRANK: I gotta friend named Mark.
Ross: (to Rachel) So, hes just a nice guy. You really think this Mark doesnt want anything in exchange for helping him?
Mark: Yeah. I can just go home and get back at him by myself.
Mark: ...and the style number, and the invoice number, and the shipping date. Good. Any questions so far?
Chandler: Ok, on your mark... Get set... GO!!!
Mark: Sure, sure. (To Ross) What's with the chair. (Rachel signals him not to mention she's been fired)
Amy: Oh! He's ok. Do you remember my old boyfriend Mark?
Mark: Rachel?
Mark: (shakes Ross' hand) Nice to see you.
Mark: Clever. (back to Rachel) So how are you?
Rachel: Oh, it was great. Mark is so sweet.
Richard: Thats what real actors do! Annunciation is the mark of a good actor! And when you enunciate, you spit! (Spits on the t)
Ross: (realizing) That is Mark?
Teleplay by: Mark Kunerth Story by: Peter Tibbals Transcribed by: Cassie With Help From: Eric Aasen
Mark: Is it okay if I finish the apple juice?
Monica: You would not believe my day! I had to work two shifts, and then to top it off, I lost one of my fake boobs, (opens her coat revealing a large burn mark over her left breast.) in a grill fire.
Rachel: Ross! That's Mark. From Bloomingdales? You were insanely jealous of him.
Ross: Yeah! yeah, I got tenure! (Mark looks at him strangely and walks off)
Mark: Ahh! Fair, schmair! Y'know? Look, if you want to get back at Ross, I am here for you. Really? No-no, I say-I say, I say we get back at him right on this couch. Right here!
Rachel: Y'know if what I do is so lame, then why did you insist on coming with me this morning? Huh? Was it so I just wouldnt go with Mark?
Directed by: Ben Weiss Written by: Mark Kunerth Transcript by: David Buehrle
Rachel: But I dont, hmm... (on phone) Oh, who approved that order?! (listens) Well there is no Mark Robbinson in this office. (to Sophie) Get me Mark on the phone!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Mark is there, opening Chinese food boxes.]
Rachel: Well, oh, Mark, Im doing this for the wrong reasons, y'know? Im just doing it to get back at Ross. Im sorry, its not very fair to you.
Rachel: I dont know, you thought See you Saturday was funny. Look honey, Mark is in fashion okay, I like having a friend that I can share this stuff with. You guys would never want to go to a lecture with me.
Mark: How've you been?
Joey: Nah, youre not tall enough to be a Mark, but you might make a good Barney.
Rachel: All right. Lets say I had slept with Mark. Would you have been able to forgive me?
Rachel: Look, I know what's going on here, okay, Mark explained it all to me. He said this is what you guys do.
(Mark, approaches from behind and recognizes her)
Ross: No, Im genuinely sorry the Mark thing didnt work out. Look, Rach, I want only good things for you.
Rachel: Yeah, but its okay, because when Ross left Mark came over.
(She opens the door to reveal Ross with a pencil mark from his forehead to his chin.)
Rachel: Oh well, the woman I interviewed with was pretty tough, but y'know thank God Mark coached me, because once I started talking about the fall line, she got all happy and wouldnt shut up.
Ross: A big idiot. Just you have to realize is, this whole Mark thing is kinda hard for me.
[Scene: Rachels office, Mark is packing his stuff into a box.]
Story by Mark J. Kunerth Teleplay by Richard Goodman Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Joey: And before you know it, she's with him. And you'll be all, 'Ohh, man!' And he'll be all, 'Yes!' And us, we'll be like, 'Wh-whoa, dude.' And pretty soon you'll be like, (sadly) 'Hhiii,' and, and, and, 'I can't go, Rachel and Mark might be there.' And we'll be like, 'Man get over it, it's been four years!!'
Rachel: Okay, well if I stop playing with Joey and Chandler, can I play with Mark?
Carol: Look, I-I-I am sorry that Rachel dumped you cause she fell in love with that Mark guy, and you are the innocent victim in all of this, but dont punish your friends for what Rachel did to you.
Chandler: (entering) Okay. Okay. All right. Help! Am I a Mark, or a John?
Ross: (to Rachel) But work comes first! (to Mark) Oh hey, but thats sad about you though, what happened? Burn out? Burn all out, did ya?
Rachel: (on phone) Hello, Mark? Hi, its Rachel Green. (listens) Oh no, dont you apologize. (listens) Yeah, Ill hold. (to Monica and Ross) He left my number at work, but he was helping his niece with her report on the pioneers.
Ross: Congratu!! (sees her hug Mark) -lations-lations.
Mark: (turning around) And wait, I've got something for you. (kisses her)
Mark: Yeah, a box full of your desk stuff doesn't exactly say big promotion.
Mark: Wow! Somebody wants people to know you have a boyfriend.
Mark: Ive kinda of had this ah, this crush on you. (Rachel is shocked) But since you were with Ross, I-I didnt do anything about it. But, now that youre not, Id really like to ask you out sometime. So-so thats-thats what Im doing, now.
Mark: All right, all right, Im coming over, and Im bringing Chinese food.
Mark: Here, let me. (answers phone) Rachel Green's line, how may I help you?
Rachel: No, no-no, its okay, calm down. Mark and I talked, and I realised how much I love your stupid brother, and, yeah, we got our problems, but I really want to make it work.
Rachel: Youd be okay if you knew that Mark had kissed me, and been naked with me, and made love to me?
Ross: Dont you realise none of this wouldve ever happened if I didnt think at that same moment you werent having sex with Mark?
Mark: Why don't we have dinner tonight and talk about it?
Mark: You wanna talk, I mean I can come over?
Mark: Are you sure, because we may have something at Louis Vuitton.
Teleplay: Mark Kunerth Story: Dana Klein Directed by: Terry Hughes Transcribed by: Eleonora, Pheeboh, Sebastiano & Vanessa
Rachel: Okay, swear you wont tell, but when Mark left he gave me a key to Joannas office. Do you wanna see the list?
Rachel: Yeah! His name is um, Mark something.
Ross: Huh. Sounds like Mark Something wants to have some sex.
Rachel: Yeah. (turns around) Hi Mark!
Mark: Yes.
Mark: Rachel?
Mark: Ross of.....
Mark: Twenty percent.
[Scene: Rachel's office, Mark is training Rachel.]
Mark: Oh hi. It's, it's Mark.
Mark: Hey, hold on a second.
Ross: Hi! What's ah, what's Mark doing answering your phone?
Ross: Oh hey, hey Mark.
Woman: Mark!!
Rachel: I think I just shipped 3,000 bras to personnel. Oh honey, I gotta go. (to Mark) Mark, I need you!
Mark: Wh-what's that?
Ross: Yeah. So um, I-I heard about this ah, Mark guy that ah, Rachel met today.
Mark: Hi, Ross.
Mark: What is going on?
Mark: It's okay, Rachel knows.
Ross: Yeah well if, if, if Mark said that, than Mark's an idiot.
Mark: So, see ya on Saturday.
Mark: Okay, then.
Mark: What? Is it my breath?
Mark: Yeah, me too.
Sophie: I love Mark. (to Ross) Do you know Mark?
Mark: Oh, hi. Its Mark.
Mark: Its for me.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Mark is there, opening Chinese food boxes.]
Mark: Rach, are you okay?
Mark: Well, then hes, hes probably just, out.
Ross: Is that Mark?
Ross: Is this about Mark?
Rachel: Wow! I mean, I justI cant, I cant believe this. Yknow, I mean you think you know someone even, even Phoebe whos always been somewhat of a question mark.
Monica: Rachel, you and Mark?!
Mark: Um, y'know, before we go ah, theres something I need to say.
Mark: (entering) Hi!
Ross: Is this about Mark?
Mark: Hey, what do you want to drink?
Mark: Thats okay.