words in movies
Chandler: Sounds like a date to me.
Chandler: All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. Now I don't know what to do, everybody starts looking at me.
Chandler: Finally, I figure I'd better answer it, and it turns out it's my mother, which is very-very weird, because- she never calls me!
Monica: (to Ross) Let me get you some coffee.
Ross: No I don't, to hell with her, she left me!
Rachel: Oh God... well, it started about a half hour before the wedding. I was in the room where we were keeping all the presents, and I was looking at this gravy boat. This really gorgeous Lamauge gravy boat. When all of a sudden- (to the waitress that brought her coffee)Sweet 'n' Lo?- I realized that I was more turned on by this gravy boat than by Barry! And then I got really freaked out, and that's when it hit me: how much Barry looks like Mr. Potato Head. Y'know, I mean, I always knew looked familiar, but... Anyway, I just had to get out of there, and I started wondering 'Why am I doing this, and who am I doing this for?'. (to Monica) So anyway I just didn't know where to go, and I know that you and I have kinda drifted apart, but you're the only person I knew who lived here in the city.
Rachel: (on phone) Daddy, I just... I can't marry him! I'm sorry. I just don't love him. Well, it matters to me!
Rachel: C'mon Daddy, listen to me! It's like, it's like, all of my life, everyone has always told me, 'You're a shoe! You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe!'. And today I just stopped and I said, 'What if I don't wanna be a shoe? What if I wanna be a- a purse, y'know? Or a- or a hat! No, I'm not saying I want you to buy me a hat, I'm saying I am a ha- It's a metaphor, Daddy!
Joey: (comforting her) And hey, you need anything, you can always come to Joey. Me and Chandler live across the hall. And he's away a lot.
Monica: (to Ross) Are, are you okay? I mean, do you want me to stay?
Ross: Right, you're not even getting your honeymoon, God.. No, no, although, Aruba, this time of year... talk about your- (thinks) -big lizards... Anyway, if you don't feel like being alone tonight, Joey and Chandler are coming over to help me put together my new furniture.
Joey: Ross, let me ask you a question. She got the furniture, the stereo, the good TV- what did you get?
Paul: (laughing) That's one way! Me, I- I went for the watch.
Rachel: Barry, I'm sorry... I am so sorry... I know you probably think that this is all about what I said the other day about you making love with your socks on, but it isn't... it isn't, it's about me, and I ju- (She stops talking and dials the phone.) Hi, machine cut me off again... anyway...look, look, I know that some girl is going to be incredibly lucky to become Mrs. Barry Finkel, but it isn't me, it's not me. And not that I have any idea who me is right now, but you just have to give me a chance too... (The maching cuts her off again and she redials.)
Ross: That only took me an hour.
Paul: Ever since she walked out on me, I, uh...
Paul: Well, ever-ev-... ever since she left me, um, I haven't been able to, uh, perform. (Monica takes a sip of her drink.) ...Sexually.
Rachel: Oh, look, wish me luck!
Frannie: Are you kidding? I take credit for Paul. Y'know before me, there was no snap in his turtle for two years.
Monica: Is it me? Is it like I have some sort of beacon that only dogs and men with severe emotional problems can hear?
Chandler: Oh, how well you know me...
Phoebe: You're welcome. I remember when I first came to this city. I was fourteen. My mom had just killed herself and my step-dad was back in prison, and I got here, and I didn't know anybody. And I ended up living with this albino guy who was, like, cleaning windshields outside port authority, and then he killed himself, and then I found aromatherapy. So believe me, I know exactly how you feel.
Rachel: Ugh. (To another customer that's leaving.) Excuse me, could you give this to that guy over there? (Hands him the coffee pot.) Go ahead. (He does so.) Thank you. (To the gang.) Sorry. Okay, Las Vegas.
ROSS: Come on, tell me.
ROSS: Thanks for letting me tag along tonight you guys.
Monica: I'm sorry, why is this girl going to call me?
Ross: Yeeeeeep Yep-yep-yep-yep-yep. I remember when she took out on her dads boat she wouldnt let me help at all.
Ross: (talking agitated and angry) Everyone gets a goodbye but me? What have I got to do to get a goodbye, huh? Be best friends with you? Uh, go out with you? Have a baby with you? Oh wait a minute, wait a minute, I did all those things.
Rachel: All right, believe me.If you win the lottery, it's the last you're gonna hear from us!
Chandler: It's gonna be okay, right? I mean she's not gonna leave me? This is, this is fixable.
Frank: Oh, well y'know, I wouldve called but I lost your phone number and then ah, my Mom locked me out of the house so I couldnt find it. And then, I tried to find a pay phone, and ah, the receiver was cut off. So...
SUSIE: Meet me in the bathroom. [she leaves for the bathroom]
ROSS: Are you trying to get me to bribe you?
MONICA: Dr. Burke, it, it's me.
Ross: Fine! Thank you for warning me. At breakfast Ill be on full alert for room painting and sex weapons.
CHANDLER: Fine with me.
Excuse me, excuse me! Yeah, noisy boys! (They stop talking and look up) Is it something that you would like to share with the entire group?
Ross: Because she's just going to shoot me down. You guys saw what happened with Gunther. That did not look like fun.
RACHEL: Phoebe we just saw mine, let me see yours.
CHANDLER: Yeah me too.
RACHEL: Phoebe, how would you do this to me? This was all your idea.
MONICA: Oh. Well did you get it? Let me see.
Realtor: Take as long as you want. Just let me know when you're through. (she leaves the room)
CHANDLER: Alright, one of you give me your underpants.
Chandler: Well, gosh. That makes me feel so special and good.
MONICA: Joey, promise me something.
MONICA: Never call me from that phone.
Rachel: Uh, he took the SAT's for me.
RACH: Yeah, Monica's settin' me up.
Rachel: Sup.. You want to talk supportive? You didn't even come and visit me when I was in the hospital having the baby.
Joey: Look, come on you guys, you said you were gonna try! All right look, I came over here to invite you guys to a movie with me and Janine.
Rachel: Oh yeah, really? Is it Ross? Yeah? Okay, well let me make this a just a little bit easier for you.
Joey: Yeah, they said I acted too much with it. I told everybody about this! Now everybody's gonna go to the theatre, expecting to see me, and...
ROSS: Did you see me write one down?
MONICA: Give me that.
MONICA: Bite me.
MONICA: Oh that's great, why don't you tell mommy on me.
ROSS: You hated me when we were kids?
Ross: Yeah, pants, what, what an idea. Or better yet, um, how 'bout you go without any pants. Look, I don't know what you're trying to do to me, but just get your butt in there and pick out any shoes that fit your feet, okay. No, no I don't care if they match. I don't care if they make your ankles or your knees or your earlobes look fat. Okay.
Phoebe: Oh, you are so going to Minsk. You belong in Minsk. You can't stay here just 'cause of me.
Joey: Hey! No-no-no-no, you cant take him away from me! I got a great partner to pick up girls with! Finally!!
Rachel: Theyre having their baby! Its not fair Ross we got here first! Right after you left they wheeled her off into delivery. Oh but not before she gave me a juicy shot of little Jamie just crowning away.
Phoebe: Joey, you can't make someone do something they don't want to do. Believe me, there's something I've been trying to get Mike to do in bed and there's... he's just...
Monica: (answers the phone) Hello? (Listens.) (To Phoebe) It's Joey. (Phoebe's proud of herself.) (To Joey) I'm so glad you called! Chandler told me what happened. Y'know he's really upset about it.
JOEY: It really hit me last night. I'm gonna be on Days of our Lives. And then I started thinkin' about all of u, and how these are the days of our lives..
David: Okay, what the hell, what the hell. (Sweeps the remaining papers off the desk and grabs Phoebe) You want me to actually throw you or you-you wanna just hop?
Phoebe: (interrupting him) No listen to me! She is crazy!
ROSS: Tell me about it. So what, what's your magic number?
Joey: Yeah, sorry, the swallowing slowed me down.
RICHARD: That's it? That's the giant number you were afraid to tell me?
ROSS: [holding cream pitcher] Oh, darnit, we're all out of milk. [holds pitcher in front of Chandler's chest and flips the lid] Hey Chandler, would you fill me up here?
Chandler: Oh no..don't thank me. Thank you. You know there's not one thing I would change about you? Not one single thing! And definitely not... two... single things.
Ross: Getting it away from me would be job one.
Ross: Look, Carol never threw me out of a room before you came along.
Monica: Ethan, focus. How could you not tell me?
JOEY: Phoebe, this was the greatest thing that ever happened to me.
JOEY: No, that means nothin to me.
MR A: Oh, wait, I remember, she also said she wanted to sleep with me one last time.
Rachel: Oh, well, (looks at her box and chair) you're not catching me on my best day.
EDDIE: You want me to sing?
EDDIE: Ok, you really want me out?
JOEY: No, can we get back to me?
ROSS: Excuse me, your, your, your wind?
Chandler: David, let me stop you there 'cause I think I see where this is going. I'm not very good at giving advice. So if you want advice, go to Ross, Monica, or... Joey, if the thing you wanna advice about is pizza toppings or burning sensation when you pee.
JOEY: Me too, we should get goin'.
Phoebe: Okay, alright, you buy me a soda, and then we're even. Okay?
Flight Attendant: Sir? Sir? Excuse me, sir? Uh... I have a message for you.
Carol: You're gonna kill me!
CHANDLER: Why must everybody watch me sleep? There'll be no more watching me sleep, no more watching.
EDDIE: You, you want, you want me to move out?
Ross: Filming Rachel is not something I planned. Okay look, heres what happened, and Joey you-you can back me up on this. All right, about-about a month and a half ago I came to you with a problem? Umm, a personal thing.
CASTING GUY: Excuse me, that's 50 bucks.
MONICA: Finger cramp. Oh God, sorry. Here, let me get that mom.
Kathy: Well, uh, when Joey gave it to me, he said, "This is 'cause I know ya like Rabbits, and I know ya like cheese." Thanks. I love it. And I know how hard it must have been for you to find.
Rachel: (ignoring him) Anyway, Ralph just came in to tell me that hes so happy with my work that he wants me to be the new merchandising manager for polo retail.
Chandler: Oh, she's regional Vice President; She's... just below me.
Monica: All right, just give it back to me when your done. See you guys.
CHANDLER: Do you remember talking to me yesterday?
Monica: This isn't easy for me either. I wish things were different, I... If you were a few years older, or if I was a few years younger, or if we lived in biblical times, I would really...
Phoebe: Yeah! Lets do that!! That-that sounds good. We should sit down and talk, just me, my lover Carol, and the Stings. Umm, how-how will I get in touch with them?
Phoebe: It was really sweet. The last thing she said to me was; "Okay dear, you go get the eggs and I'm gonna get the yogurt and we'll meet at the checkout counter." And y'know what? We will meet at the checkout counter.
Mr. Heckles: Yeah, it's my cat. Give me my cat.
RICHARD: Uh, you guys see me as a dad?
PHOEBE: [showing her pictures] OK, look, see, this is him. My mother gave me this picture before she died, same guy.
Rachel: Im Monicas maid of honor. Okay? Dont try to blue pin me!
Chandler: How do you feel about the, "I really did forgot the present, please forgive me" not fake out?
RACHEL: Did, did he just, did he, did he just say, he said bye. He said bye. You said, you said bye to me. You said bye to me.
Ross: Me too. So much for my dinosaur/Amelia Earhart theme park.
Chandler: Let me tell you why you need to pick me. (Goes to sit on the couch facing backwards to the kitchen. Rachel gets a chair and sits opposite him) See, when I was a kid, I was always left out of everything, you know, and it really made me feel... insecure. You know, I was always picked last in gym. Even behind that big fat exchange student who didn't even know the rules to baseball. I mean, this guy would strike out and then run to third. Anyway, If I'm the only one left out of this wedding, I just know that all those feelings are gonna come rushing back.
Rachel: Well, now, wait. Now Im all freaked out. Come on, you guys will watch it with me.
MONICA: Well, bye for me too. [kisses him]
Ursula: What? (Indicating the departing waiter) Do you think he likes me?
MONICA: Put all my money in me.
RACHEL: Are you kidding me?
RACHEL: Well, um . . . I don't know.� I mean, for a long time nothing.� But you know, actually right before you picked me up, Ross and I had a . . . ah . . . little thing.
Ross: Listen. Oh hey, hey, the important thing was that she meant, she meant nothing to me!
Phoebe: Excuse me, I dont want Greg and Jennys rejects.
Joey: Oh. (She kisses him.) Yeah. (She goes into her room.) Me to. (He then starts to freak out.)
RACHEL: Saving, saving, saving me from the pleasant conversation with the interesting man, saving me?
Ross: Excuse me, is there a woman waiting at the bar? Someone average height, dark hair, perhaps doing a puzzle?
PHOEBE: Yeah. So um, did he ever talk about me, Phoebe?
FRANK: Me neither. So you're like my big sister.
Ross: I'm telling you, she said she's looking for a relationship with someone exactly like me.