words in movies
Minister: Friends. Family. We are gathered to celebrate here today the joyous union of Ross and Emily. (Time lapse) Now Ross, repeat after me. I Ross...
Minister: I think wed better start again. Ross, repeat after me. I, Ross
Minister: Ross and Emily have made their declarations and it gives me great pleasure to declare them husband and wife.
Emily: (Yelling from inside the bathroom) Youve spoiled everything! Its like a nightmare! My friends and family are out there! How can I face them?! How can you do this to me?!
Rachel: Okay, youre right. Youre right. You cant help me.
Rachel: Oh yeah! Of course, I mean, shes gonna get over this, yknow? I mean, so you said my name! Yknow you just said it cause you saw me there, if youd have seen a circus freak, you wouldve said, "I take thee circus freak." Yknow, it didnt mean anything, its just a mistake. It didnt mean anything. Right?
Joey: You spit on me man! (Wipes his face.)
Chandler: Listen, in the middle of everything if I scream the word, "Yippee!" just ignore me.
Rachel: Ross said my name. Okay? My name. Ross said my name up there that obviously means that he still loves me! (They both just stare at her.) Okay, dont believe me, I know Im rightdo you guys want to go downstairs and get a drink?
Rachel: Okay, Pheebs, yknow what, lets look at this objectively all right? Ninth grade, right? The obsession starts. All right? The summer after ninth grade he sees me in a two-piece for the first time, his obsession begins to grow. So then
Joey: Hey, dude, let me in. I got a girl out here!
Joey: Look, which one of us is gonna be having sex in there, me or you?
Ross: No! For all I know, shes trying to find me but couldnt because I kept moving around. No, from now on, Im staying in one place. (He sits down on the bed.) Right here.
Mr. Waltham: Excuse me, Im standing right here!
Ross: Now, hold on! Hold on! (Stops him) Look, look, your daughter and I are supposed to leave tonight for our honeymoon, now-now you-you tell her that Im gonna be at that airport and I hope that shell be there too! Oh yeah, I said Rachels name, but it didnt mean anything, Okay? Shes-shes just a friend and thats all! (Rachel sits down, depressed.) Thats all! Now just tell Emily that I love her and that I cant imagine spending my life with anyone else. Please, promise me that youll tell her that.
Mrs. Waltham: (As she walks pass Ross, she pats his but.) Call me.
Joey: I mean, the giant is like five years younger than me, yknow, you think Ill ever get there?
Joey: But what about how much taller he is than me?
Phoebe: This pregnancy is throwing me all off.
Phoebe: Oh, me too!
Monica: Well, an-anyway, I justthat night meant a lot to me, I guess Im just trying to say thanks.
Chandler: Oh. Yknow, that night meant a lot to me too, and it wasnt because I was in a bad place or anything, it just meant a lot to me cause, youre really hot! Is that okay?
Monica: You got the job?! Why didnt you tell me?
Ross: Yeah, me too.
Chandler: Actually, me too.
Ross: Ok, I gotta say. I mean, it means so much to me that you guys are coming all the way over there to hear me do my speech! UH! And I've a surprise, uh... I had to pull some strings but I was able to get everyone passes to the entire conference! That's right! (he gives them their passes) This babies will get you into all the paleontology lectures and seminars.
Phoebe Sr.: I know. Im mad at me too.
Monica: Oh, that's because I had lunch with RichMe neither! Okay, what do I want now?
Chandler: Let me tell you about this chick I scored with last night! Oh no wait a minute that was you!
ERICA: You told me I was the only one. [throws a glass of water in his face]
Chandler: But you did like us. And you should. My wife's an incredible woman. She's loving and devoted and caring. And don't tell her I said this but the woman's always right... I love my wife more than anything in this world. And I... It kills me that I can't give her a baby... I really want a kid. And when that day finally comes, I'll learn how to be a good dad. But my wife... she's already there. She's a mother... without a baby... Please?
Pete: Well let me ask you a question. Am I the Ultimate Fighting Champion?
Joey: Hey, Mon! Im not doing anything, why dont you fire me?
Chandler: Yknow what? Theres some nice guys at my office, do you want me to set you up?
Rachel: Umm, when were you gonna tell me that youre going out with Chip Matthews?
Joey: Yeah, I-I just made up the stuff about the wedding because I didnt want you to worry about me. But, Im having surgery today.
Phoebe: Yeah, I know. Its a real mustard-tastrophe. Can you help me?
CHAN: Well, I... I've got a pop-up book that told me everything I need to know.
Chandler: Oh, believe me, to survive this party, you're gonna have to come up with one too.
ERICA: Oh Drake, you are so talented, let me see those hands. Oh these hands, these beautiful hands, oh I could just eat them. . . but I won't.
Chandler: Great, because my shoes are giving me a little problem on the dance floor, can I borrow the boots from your costume?
Monica: I know, but look at me all tan.
(they sit down and Roy plays "You Make Me Feel" by Sylvester on his boom box, and starts... With his back towards the girls, he starts waving his hands, then backs towards the girls slapping his butt, then swings it around, and makes thrusting pelvic movements in front of Phoebe. He dances around the tables in between all the girls, and gets back into the kitchen part of the room. He then tears off one of his sleeves and throws it towards Monica and Rachel, who fight over who gets it. He then tears off his other sleeve and moves it back and forth between his legs, getting closer to Phoebe.)
RACH: Why didn't he call? He's gonna stay with Julie, isn't he? He's gonna stay with her and she's going to be all, "Hi, I'm Julie, Ross picked me, and we're gonna to get married, have a lot of kids and dig up stuff together."
PHOE: So, Scott asked me to come over for lunch today and I did.
Joey: (On the phone with Chandler) Double promise? Call me when you land.
Monica: That's mine!! Now, would you both please start acting like adults? And get me my cough drops!
ROSS: Uh, excuse me, uh, where can we find the monkey?
Ross: Oh, yeah, that would be me, um, I have, I have a problem I-I tip way too much, way, way, too much, its a sickness really.
David: Well, it got me to New York anyway, and then I got on a cab at the airport, and the guy said where to? and I just... gave him your address I... I... I didn't even think about it.
Joey groans and gets off the phone: The producer from Days left a message on my machine asking why I wasn't at the parade. They said everybody's pissed off at me.. <whiny voice> And they all got to meet Santa!
Ross: That, for all I knew would, could last forever. That to me is a break-up.
Chandler: (not knowing the true meaning of her exclamation) I know, but just let me say it.
Rachel: Let me see that. (Monica shows her) Oh, yeah.
Ross: But hey, its not just me, I mean the scientists and the tour guides never sit together.
Chandler: When I walk outside naked people throw garbage at me.
Rachel: Oh, go on! You telling people about me?
Rachel: That is not true. She did! She forced me!
MONICA: Huuh, alright, Danny Arshak, ninth grade. Oh, c'mon Rach, you know the bottle was totally pointing at me.
Joey: No-hey-no! If you dont want me to do it, I except that. I dont care about that. I just I dont want you to be upset.
Rachel: (stopping him) Hey-whoa-whoa-whoa!! Ho-ho-hold on a sec there, Mr. Kissey! Y'know, I've been meaning to talk to you about this whole, little, new European thing you got going on, and I just need to tell you that it makes me very uncomfortable and I justy'knowstop it!
Ross: Alright, I panicked, alright? She took me by surprise. You know, but it wasn't a total loss. I mean, we ended up cuddling.
Phoebe: Because I was ashamed ok? I sold out for the cash! And then they give me benefits like medical, and dental, and a 401K. But you know... you pay a price. Now I'm this Corporate stooge and punching a clock and Ugh! paying taxes!
Phoebe: Yeah. Thats what you really want. Yeah, I dont want to be the reason youre unhappy, that would just make me unhappy, and I really dont want to be the reason Im unhappy.
Janice: Okay, okay, well then answer me this. Has any of you ever.... almost?
Chandler: So uh, man, are you gonna go to the play with me tonight?
Ross: Yeah! I opened up to her about all the terrible stuff that's been happening to me. I mean I talked for hours. (Joey has lost interest and is watching the race again.) It is amazing to have someone give you such-such focused attention.
Phoebe: You guys, why didnt you tell me you were eloping?
Monica: Hi, uh, Richard it's Monica, um, listen I did something kind of crazy tonight, um, maybe I'm getting my period or something, I don't know. Um, anyway, I, I, I beeped into your machine and I heard a message that, that freaked me out, and um, you know what Michelle will tell you the rest. I, I, um, I'm sorry, okay, I, I hope that we can forget the whole thing. Okay, bye.
CHANDLER: If I'm goin' down, I'm takin' everybody with me.
Rachel: Oh, why do you even bother? I already ruined her first birthday... And do you know how important these early experiences are Ross? Very! According to the back cover of that book that you gave me.
Rachel: Really! What is with that guy? I mean you'd forgive me if I fogged you.
Kathy: Oh wow. I really wish youd call me.
Joey: Oh, what are you gonna do? Youre gonna fire me?
Ross: Well, but aren't you pissed at him?! I mean this guy abandoned you! I gotta tell you if this were me, this guy would be in some serious physical danger! (Getting worked up) I mean I-I-I'd walk in there and I'd be like, "Yo, dad! You and me outside right now!" (Calming down.) I kinda scared myself.
Rachel: Nooo! Nooooo! You lent me Monica's earrings?! I'm not allowed to borrow her stuff!
Rachel: So if you think I didn't say goodbye to you because you don't mean as much to me as everybody else, you're wrong. It's because you mean more to me.
Monica: (she enters with a headset on and she's speaking into the microphone) Well, it matters to me!
Joey: It cant be me, Im standing right here.
Joey: Phoebe, could you do me a favour? Could you try this on? I just wanna make sure it fits.
Ross: Look, you guys don't need me here taking up your space.
Joshua: So, these will match the jacket you picked out for me last week?
Chandler: Y'know I had a big meal on Monday, y'know. So that's just gonna get me straight through the week.
Rachel: Come on! I dont want you thinking of me like that any more!
Monica: Oh my God, oh my God. (on intercom) Call me on the phone!
Rachel: No! Help me!
MNCA: And for our two-week anniversary, he's gonna take me to his cousin's cabin for the weekend.
Monica: Y'know in a weird way, you have too much power. Look, youre gonna have to help me out here, cause I only have three.
Chandler: Because hes crazy. Okay? He came up to me earlier and thanked me for my very moving performance in Titanic.
Chandler: Ooh, let me talk to him!
Joey: I'm outta here. Here's my credit card. Dinner's on me. I'm sorry, Chandler.
Phoebe: Some guy bought it. Im sorry. I tired to stop it but they (points to the jeweler) put me in jail!
Phoebe: Remember, a virgin for me please.
Allesandro: Just give me a chance too
Mrs. Tribbiani: I know you did, cookie. Oh, I know you did. So tell me. Did you see her?
Zack: (looking very puzzled) Okaaay... so eh... so tell me, how did you guys meet.
Ross: Okay. (sees two people sitting in their seats.) Uh, huh. Excuse me, Im sorry, I-I think you may be in our seats.
Joey: Yeah, well, that's fine, but the important thing is that I finished it. And uh, I think it's really good, but y'know it'd really help me is if I could hear it. So would you guys read it for me?
Ross: (starts to cry) FINE BY ME!! (he opens the door and traps Chandler behind it)
Chandler: Okay, give me a chance to win my money back. Okay? Sudden death, one goal, $1,000.
PHOEBE: 'Cause my, my grandmother's never had chicken pox. Please, please tell me you have, 'cause oh my God, I forgot how cute you are.
Joey: No, no! Don't try to turn this around on me, ok? I'm not some kind of... social work, ok, that you can just... do.
Richards Date: Well, I just wanted to see where you lived. Now, give me the tour.
Chandler: I saw you checking me out during the game last night.
Joey: Thanks for telling me!
Monica: Ah, well if you dont clear this off, you wont be getting one of those from me. But Bens coming over here tomorrow to play this game, this cant be there.
Chandler: (in a high pitched voice) What?! I didnt even know thatWhy didnt you tell me?! (Pause) Why am I talking like this?!
Ross: Good! Me neither! So its not a problem. Were just two friends who happen to be roommates.
Chandler: Hey, you know what, here's a thought. Why don't you stay home from work today and just hang out with me.
Mrs. Bing: You are gonna be fine, believe me.
Monica: Hi. About last night... I know you are under a lot of stress and even though the things you said hurt me a little bit... My point is, uh, well, I'm willing to take my job back.
The Acting Teacher: All right, lets start with some basics. Can anybody tell me what the difference between upstage and downstage is?
Joey: And I gotta pay rent! Look, how-how about this? You dont fire me, instead I stay here, I gain their trust, and theyll start listening to all the nice things Ive been saying about you.
Chandler: (to Janice) Okay. (to Joey) Joey, trade lives with me!
Monica: Thats because their nerves are probably deadened from being so stupid. But hey, y'know if you dont believe me, please, by my guest.
Joeys Sister: So! Me neither! God, Mary-Angela was right you do have the softest lips.
Chandler: Without me?!
Monica: Phoebe, she sounded pretty upset to me.
Chandler: I dunno what it is, it just doesnt quite feel like Christmas to me.
Chandler: I tell people secrets. It makes them like me.
Chandler: The fact that you'd even ask that question shows how little you know me.
Ross: Really?! Wow! Thats-thats so nice, what are you gonna get me?