words in movies
Monica: Im sorry, they just, they just look so good! And the saleswoman was looking at me like, "Oh, these are way too expensive for you."
Joey: Umm, can you do me a favor? I was talkin to my sister and she knows you work at Ralph Lauren
Rachel: Well-well you can give them to me! I havent felt my feet in years!
Phoebe: (singing) Rosss can! Give me the tickets! Ross can give me the tickets!!
Dina: Thanks so much for meetin with me. Joeys told me so much about you!
Dina: I I dont care about fashion! Im pregnant! And I know you are too, so you gotta help me!
Monica: Fine! If you want me to wear the boots, Ill wear the boots. In fact, Ill go into my room right now and yknow try the outfit on.
Rachel: Honey, its going to be okay. Hes been incredibly supportive of me, and if he gets a little upset; thats what the meatball sub is for. (She gives Dina a sandwich wrapped in aluminum foil.)
Ben: I have to go. My friend Doug is waiting for me over there. (Goes over to Doug.)
The Teacher: Excuse me. Can, can I help you with something?
Phoebe: Ah! Okay so that would make me Susan.
Phoebe: Yeah! Lets do that!! That-that sounds good. We should sit down and talk, just me, my lover Carol, and the Stings. Umm, how-how will I get in touch with them?
Monica: Okay you were right! All right, I never should have bought them! Theyre killing me! One toe at a time!
Monica: Okay. Wait, just give me a second, I need to just get my boots off first. (She starts taking them off.) Ah Ooh Oohh Ohh Oh God Ohh Oh Ohh Ohhhh
Joey: Dont interrupt me when Im talkin to God! Now where were we? Oh right, okay. Do you Dina, take this man
Bobby: Yeah, he took the other one off and hit me with it.
Monica: Okay, Im sorry. I think I can walk the rest of the way now. Just-just give me my boots.
Bobby: Well its just me and my pal Rooster, the bands name is Numb Nuts.
Rachel: Oh excuse me! Am I ruining my life?
Dina: Excuse me?
Dina: Look, Rachels told me how much easier youve made all this on her. Why cant you do that for me?
Dina: Joey, I cant stand the thought of having this baby with you mad at me. I want him to have his uncle. Is my baby gonna have his Uncle Joey?
Ross: Youre gonna love me so much. I got Sting tickets!! (Holds up two.)
Ross: Its like that everywhere, Joey! Okay, Mon, back me up here. Where you work the uh, waiters eat with the waiters, right? And the chefs eat with the other chefs, right?
Joey: (to Monica) Hey, how much will you give me to eat this whole jar of olives?
Katie: Oww!!!! Joey, she just kicked me.
Phoebe: I cant believe you wont just admit it! (Pause) Okay, just promise me that you wont do anything stupid.
Ross: I'll do it. Hey, whatever you need me to do, I'm your man. (He starts to sit down on the bed. There's one problem though, he's about two feet to the left of it. Needless to say, he misses and falls on his butt.) (Looking up at Joey.) Whoa-oh-whoa! Are you, are you okay?
Chandler: Let me see the earrings.
Ross: No! No! No! The "Come here to me" is y'know for the ladies.
Ross: Me too!
Chandler: Yeah, yeah! Me too!
Ross: Oh my God! Of course, of course. (To the class.) Umm, would you please excuse me for a moment? Umm, do you know each others hometowns? Why dont you (Motions that they should learn everyones hometown.) (To Phoebe) Wh-whats going on?
Rachel: Okay, you want me to stop at the ATM?
Monica: (on the answering machine) Rach! It's me! Pick up!
Ross: You can live with me.
Rachel: You get away from me!! You sick, sick, sick, sick-o!!
Joey: Excuse me, could we get an egg over here, still in the shell? Thanks.
Ross: You need me to go down there with you and hold your hand?
Rachel: Oh, I know it. Youre right. Thats not sexy. Oh Oh! (Drops a fork on the floor.) Whoops! Oh, I seem to have dropped my fork. Let me just bed over and get it. (Tries too, but cant quite seem to make it.) Oh God!
Monica: Well, the end table is wrong, The couch looks bizarre and don't even get me started on the refrigerator magnets.
Chandler: Because we don't do that. We are Bings! And if there's one thing my father taught me was... well to always knock before going into the pool house... but the other thing was never borrow money.
Ross: Anyway, they want me to go down to this- sonogram thing with them tomorrow.
Chandler: I thought you were showing me how much you mean to me.
Phoebe: Oh yes, yes, yes you can. Just say, um, 'Phoebe, my work is my life and that's what I have to do right now'. And I say 'your work?! Your work?! How can you say that?!'. And then you say, um, 'it's tearing me apart, but I have no choice. Can't you understand that?'. And I say (Hits him) 'no! No! I can't understand that!'.
Rachel: I know, me neither! I mean, you had a sketch!
Ross: Well thats different! Okay? Because he, he was actually in love with me!
Phoebe: Okay, those are my sunglasses, you borrowed them from me.
Ross: And somebody took a shot at me!
Rachel: Well, I don't get it, but she wanted me to give you her phone number. (Hands him the slip of paper with the phone number on it.)
Rachel: C'mon Daddy, listen to me! It's like, it's like, all of my life, everyone has always told me, 'You're a shoe! You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe!'. And today I just stopped and I said, 'What if I don't wanna be a shoe? What if I wanna be a- a purse, y'know? Or a- or a hat! No, I'm not saying I want you to buy me a hat, I'm saying I am a ha- It's a metaphor, Daddy!
CHANDLER: OK, then, eat me, I'm done.
Joey: Did she just ask me out on a date?
Minister: I think wed better start again. Ross, repeat after me. I, Ross
Chandler: Me?! Why me?
Chandler: Okay, so now do you believe that she's attracted to me?
Emily: Its not the pants. Its you that is backwards. And if, and if you dont understand how important this is to me, well then, perhaps we shouldnt get married at all! (She storms out.)
Joey: Hey! Let me ask you guys something. I have a new headshot taken tomorrow right and the photographer said she thinks Ishould have my eyebrows waxed. Is that weird for a guy?
Ross: He gave me a pill for it.
Gary: Yeah, I-I considered that. I just know it would make me happy.
Phoebe: Please, right now, no, every time I see him its like Is it on the lose? Is it watching me?
Monica: Wouldn't kick her out of bed. No more Vodka for me! (put her glass down)
Monica: (To Rachel) What?! You paid a thousand dollars for a cat when you owe me 300!!
Joey: You know what? This is a bad idea. Forget it. Forget it, and listen, do me a favor, this conversation was between you and me.
Gary: I want you to move in with me.
Phoebe: No no no, Ill be nice, I swear!!! Could you just give me the number for where they are?
Phoebe: Yeah well, that's 'cause Monica put me in charge of cups and ice, and Monica is gonna rue the day that she put me in charge of cups and ice.
Monica: Yknow, you called me that before so I-I took the liberty of fashioning a star out of aluminum foil. Now, no pressure, you like my cookies, you give me the star. (Hands it to her.)
Phoebe: Okay. Okay! Well okay, who do we know thats coming? Me. Are you?
Phoebe: Living with you would make me happy.
Rachel: Ross-Ross, you have no idea what this means to me! I mean, I mean I was gonna be homeless. You just saved me! Youre my hero!
Ross: Hey, that guy did not hypnotise me! Okay.
Ross: I know. My arm is killing me.
Chandler: Im sorry. Im-Im-Im sorry that I said I was going to when Im not. Look, this has nothing to do with you, y'know? And this isnt Rachels fault. Its me. I have serious, serious problems when it comes to women. I have issues with commitment, intimacy, (pause) mascara goop. And Im really sorry, its just that this is not, this isnt going to work out.
Joey: Me too! Me too! Me too! (Yeah, he does the same thing.)
Mr. Geller: Honey, relationships are hard. Like with your Mom and me. You know after we graduated college we broke up for a while. It seems her Father, your Grandfather, wanted her to travel around Europe, like he did. Of course, he got to do it on Uncle Sam's nickel, because he was also strafing German troop trains at the time. However, (turns around and sees that Monica is sleeping and puts a blanket around her, kisses her, picks up the cigar, and starts watching the video)
Passenger: If youre planning on doing that throughout the entire flight. Please tell me now. So that I could that a sedative...or perhaps slip you one.
Rachel: Okay, just give me the damn drops! (Grabs them and storms out.)
Dave: Yeah, me too. (They reach her door.) So, I guess this is it.
Phoebe: No! No!! Its me! Its me! I-I didnt want to make any noise!
Monica: Just, I love you so much. Just Its just sometimes it bothers me that Im never gonna have that feeling. Yknow when you meet someone for the first time and its new and exciting? Yknow that rush?
Chandler: Oh, you don't want me on the trip?
Phoebe: No that made me feel precious.
Ross: You couldn't let me have her, could ya?!
Rachel: Okay, then y'know what? Help me! I need help! I can't do this!
Joey: Yeah! Because this commercial belongs to me and Mitch!
Phoebe: Oh, I'm sorry, the oven mitts really freaked me out.
Robin: Why is this happening to me?! I dont know, maybe its my wound.
Ross: Why are you mad at me?
Monica: You can't fire me. I make your decisions and I say, "I'm not fired!" Ha!
Monica: Cause if you do that means youd be cancelling it for me, and were just friends.
Ross: Hey Rach, can you pass me the TV Guide?
Ross: No suds? Excuse me, hold on a second. (to woman) That's my friend's machine.
Chandler: (To Phoebe) Is that Joey?! (She nods yes) Let me talk to him!
Stanley: Eh, worth a shot. (Gets into his car.) Look Joey, let me know where you're staying, okay? (The car peels away.)
Donny: Joey describe these things associated with the United States congress. (Joey goes form looking very confident to looking very shocked the instant the word congress is said) Give me 20 seconds on the clock please. Ready? Go!
Chandler: The meaning of the box is three fold. One (holds a finger up through the air hole), it gives me the time to think about what I did. Two (holds up another finger), it proves how much I care about my friendship with Joey. And three (holds up a third finger), it hurts!
Ross: Do you want me too?
Rachel: (gasps) Oh God, you saw me?! Oh!
Joey: Dude, tell me she actually told you this.
Ross: You weren't trying to entice me with your nakedness.
Chandler: Fine with me!
Rachel: No, not really. I mean you've seen me naked hundreds of times.
MONICA: That's good, have a seat. Um, the doctor says it's gotta be a needle. You're just gonna have to be brave, ok? Can you do that for me?
Rachel: Fine. Fine, but Ill have you know that once I taught him that stuff he called me Fun Aunt Rachel. And I loved being Fun Aunt Rachel but Ill go back to being Boring and Uncomfortable Aunt Rachel if thats what you want!
Phoebe: I'll have to get back to you on that. Okay, bye! (Hangs up.) Oh my God! He wants me to come over and feel his bicep and more!
Ross: Oh-oh, hitting me where it hurts, my ski skills.
Chandler: Let me see this guy. (Phoebe hands him the picture.) W-H-Wow! Dont show this to Monica! And dont tell her about the W-H-Wow!
Ross: You dont want to believe me, Im Mr. Funny to you. Mr. Funny (turns around and almost spills his coffee on Tommy)
Joey: It's me, Joey!
Joey's Hand Twin: Excuse me?
Joey: (browsing the tissues) Let me see if I approve any of these clowns. This guy wears a rug (discards one). This guy's Canadian (discards another). And this guy is in a cult, ok, and it costs you 5,000$ to get to level three and I don't feel any different.
Monica:: Hey Rach its me ok I just got the Chandler's room and I caught him molesting himself.
Rachel: Hit me!
Rachel: Uh, yeah, well, see, he Joey knows, that I'm-I'm very insecure about my back and, and you're hugging me, so obviously you are not repulsed by it, yeah!
Ross: This is fun. Hey Rach, remember that whole "We were on a break thing?" Well, I'm sorry, will you marry me? (Laughs--whines as he sees that no one is laughing. They're just staring at him in shock.)
Monica: Aunt Syl, I did this as a favor, I am not a caterer. What do you want me to do with a dozen lasagnas? (listens to Aunt Syl on phone, looks shocked) Nice talk, Aunt Syl. (in New York accent) You kiss Uncle Freddie with that mouth?
Joey: You want me to lie to Chandler?
Rachel: No Joey, look. Trust me, all the men are wearing them in the spring catalog. Look. (Shows him.) See look, men, carrying the bag.
Joey: (to the rest of the gang) Somebody help me out here!
Phoebe: Um-hmm, yeah. They left me a message; they should be here any minute.
Chandler: Listen, this is totally getting out of hand! Okay? She wants me to put lotion on her!
Ross: Im asking you to do me a favor.