words in movies
Joey: All right, give it back to me. (takes the card back, but he looks at the card before he puts it back in the deck, he holds the deck to his forehead, and thinks a little while) 5 of hearts.
Joey: All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, you really wanna know how I did it, Ill show ya. When you handed me back the card, what you didnt see was, I looked at it so fast that it was invisible to the naked eye. (picks up a card and quickly looks at it) I just did it. (does it again) I just did it, again. Here, Ill slow it down so that you guys can see it. (looks and the card in slow motion)
Joey: Man, I remember the first time I saw that girl Katherine, after we broke up. She was just walking with her friend Donna, just laughing and talking. God, it killed me.
Chandler: Oh, y'know what, Im gonna be okay, you dont have to throw a party for me.
Mr. Kaplan: Im not supposed to drink coffee, it makes me gassy.
Rachel: Oh, you got me.
Guy: Oh believe me, I-I-Ive been there. I had to sort mannequin heads at that Mannequins Plus.
Monica: I know, hes too charming, but if you two start going out, then its just gonna make it so much harder for me to hate him.
Rachel: (entering, to Ross) The most unbelievable thing happened to me today.
Rachel: Hi! So Im out having lunch at Monicas and this guy starts talking to me, and it turns out he works for a buyer at Bloomingdales and there happens to be an opening in his department. So I gave him my phone number and hes gonna call me this weekend to see if he can get me an interview!
Ross: Thank you. (to Rachel) So did you ah, did you tell Mark Something about me?
Ross: (to Rachel) You see what men do! Dont tell me men are not nice! (points to Chandler) This is men!!
Monica: That was me.
Joey: Why dont you ask Chandler, cause hes the one that fooled around with her. She told me you said you could really fall for her. Now is that true? Or are you just gettin over Janice by groping my sister.
Rachel: Yeah, and you dont mind if I call, because you only want good things for me.
Rachel: He even offered to meet me for lunch tomorrow to prep me for it.
Chandler: Would you just please....give me the receipt cause this is great. Its top notch.
Joeys Grandmother: That dies with me.
Chandler: Will you excuse me I have to um..... (walks to the hall)
Joeys Sister: So! Me neither! God, Mary-Angela was right you do have the softest lips.
Mary-Theresa: Its no big deal. Chandler was just kissin me because he thought I was Mary-Angela.
Chandler: Y'know what, we should all calm down because your brothers not going to punch me. (to Joey) Are ya?
Chandler: Joey if you wanna punch me, go ahead, I deserve it. But I just want you to know that I would never soberly hurt you or your family, youre my best friend. I would never do anything like this ever again.
Rachel: Oh well, the woman I interviewed with was pretty tough, but y'know thank God Mark coached me, because once I started talking about the fall line, she got all happy and wouldnt shut up.
Rachel: Me too!
Phoebe: Oh, Im sorry. But I really like this guy. And I think he really happens to like me.
Joey: (whispering to Chandler) Youll tell me later?
Joey: Yeah that didnt sound like me.
Joey: I still cant believe they took away my key. You trust me with yours.
Monica: Y'know what really bothers me? Isit's how-how different you act around them! I mean y'know the throwing the tennis games, the fake laugh, the "I'll see you around, Bing!" "Not if I see you first, Doug!" (Mocks the fake laugh.) I gotta tell you, I don't like Work Chandler. Okay? The guy's a suck-up.
Monica: Did you just hung up on me? (she hangs up too) All right, look, I need you at the rehearsal dinner tonight at 1800 hours.
Chandler: Oh youve got to be kidding me.
Ross: Come on, you-you cant tell me you actually believe that-that theres a woman inside that cat!
Theodore: How could you know. Why wouldn't you punch me in the stomach? (Theodore walks out... Mike walks towards Phoebe)
Monica: I wont give you anything, but youll owe me 2.95.
Rachel: Excuse me?
Ross: I'm sorry, Chandler but this, this is really important to me.
Phoebe: Yeah... Oh Bitsy, hi. Uhm... listen I just wanted to thank you again for having me here tonight.
Phoebe: You have got to be kidding me!
JOEY: No no, seriously, Chandler and I were just talkin about this. He is so much cooler than our dads. [Chandler starts kicking him below the table] I mean, you know, our dad's are ok, ya know, but Richard is just- ow, ow. What are you kickin me for? Huh? I'm tryin to talk here.
Rachel: That-that you came on to me?
Ross: (forcing the door open) Come on, Rachel, come on! Talk to me! Please!!
Rachel: You know you kissed me first.
Ross: (entering) Rachel wont talk to me! She wont even open the door!
Rachel: Im sorry, they were just all coming at me, and I didnt know what to do.
[Flashback to: A street, Ross is sitting in his newly purchased MGB. Which is one of the better British sports cars ever made. Of course, better is a relative term. Which reminds me of a joke. Why dont the British make computers? Because they couldnt figure out how to make them leak oil. Anyway, the gang is all staring at his new purchase.]
Phoebe: Well, it's a problem for me, which means it's a problem for you 'cause I'm a cop. (Shows the badge.)
Ross: Really? Well then tell it to me.
Pete: Well if youre asking me to quit, then youre asking me to be someone Im not. Ive got to do this.
Ross: Something couldve happened. All right? She-she really dug my slides. And-and she was definitely giving me the vibe.
Rachel: Thank God youre here! You have to help me! Were you just talking to yourself?
Ross: Thank you. (Joey mouths to Ross, "Youll show me right?") No!
Rachel: Oh, I cant believe I ever let him touch me with those fingers.
Joey: Look, I told ya, Im not going to any clinic! I dont have a problem, youre the one with the problem! You should go to a "Quit being a baby and leave me alone" clinic!
Rachel: (on tape) Oh, thank God youre here! You have to help me! Were you just talking to yourself?
Joey: I wish. No. After dinner, me, her, and Pepper all fell asleep in front of the fire. Well I woke up in the middle of the night and I saw that the fire was dying out. So, I picked up a log and threw it on. Or, at least what I thought was a log.
Chandler: Don't judge me, I'm only human!
Rachel: Yeah, me neither. Yet
Rachel: I know. I know. Oh God. (Looking around) Theres no tissue! Can you grab me some toilet paper?
Hums While He Pees: Me too! Im sorry that guy in the subway licked your neck.
Chandler: See, now, why would you assume that? Just because we're married? I will have you know that we are very hip, happening people. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to get back to reading the obituaries.
Joey: How did she get me to settle down?
Monica: Wait a minute. Are you honestly telling me that-that you may never want to get married?
Chandler: Well, that's like money in your pocket! - Alright look, you want me to say it? This sucks. Being here sucks! This work sucks!
Phoebe: Thanks. Hi, um, 'kay. I'd like to start with a song that's about a man that I recently met, who's, um, come to be very important to me. (Monica gives her a look) 'Kay. (Sung:)
Chandler: Im gonna ask Monica to marry me.
Rachel: And um, excuse me, he helps me.
Chandler: Then you're gonna have to watch it for me.
JOEY: Well, what about the fact that you insulted the bracelet and you made fun of me?
Monica: (starting to cry) Im so happy for me.
Monica: Me neither! We have to get in! (She runs through the door with Chandler in tow.)
Joey: Oh. Maybe. But hey I know how I can find out. Were going to a New Years Eve party, right? So at midnight, I can kiss her. And if she kisses me back, great! Yknow? But if she says Dude, what the hell are you doing? I can say It wasnt me, it was New Years!
Ross: Sure! Uh, let me get it for ya.
Mona: Im good except umm, you still owe me a dance.
Rachel: Please tell me youre not gonna dress up like a dinosaur.
Chandler: I don't know; I'm not used to girls making passes at me! ... (She lets go of his tie) Wait a minute... am I sexy in Oklahoma?
Phoebe: No, its me. Phoebe!
Chandler: How is that me?
Ross: (breaking the hug) Ohh, I gotta go to the flower store! (Runs to the door.) Check it out, no one will tell me where Emily is, so I'm gonna send 72 long-stem, red roses to Emily's parent's house, one for each day that I've known and loved her. That oughta get her talking to me again.
Monica: What?! Come on I am tough! Punch me right here! (Her stomach) As hard as you can!
Rachel: Clearly you dont want people to see this tape. Now I dont want people to see this tape either, but you so badly dont people to see it makes me want to see it. You see?
Luisa: Well, maybe that's because you spent four years ignoring me. I mean, would it have been so hard to say 'Morning, Luisa'? Or 'Nice overalls'?
Joey: You were amazing, could you just do me this huge favor, you see there's this one other audition that I really, really want, and Estelle couldn't get me in.
Monica: well no offense honey, but your taste is a little feminine for me.
Chandler: That means nothing to me. (To Ross) Come on!
Ross: Excuse me, I don't mean to be a jerk, but the baby with the rash came in after me.
Monica: Fine! If you want me to wear the boots, Ill wear the boots. In fact, Ill go into my room right now and yknow try the outfit on.
Eric: She told me she was 25.
Eric: I think well be okay. Besides its so perfect and (whispering) shes been saving herself for me.
Phoebe: Sure, yeah, no I can do that, yeah, because umm, y'know, the muscles in the siadic area can get yknow, real (lifts up the towel) nice and tight. So umm, tell me Rick, how umm, how did you injure the area.
Phoebe: Why are you looking at me like that?
Ross: No. Rachel hooked me up with a tux! But not just any tux, Batmans tux!
Joey: Huh, Rach I got to say its gonna take a lot of money for me to go out on a date with a dude.
Rachel: (nervous) So it would just be, me alone?
Ross: Know whatIf somebody doesnt tell me whats going on right now
Ross: No. I... I wanted to be with you. I dont know, I feel like lately, I feel like youre slipping away from me, y'know. With this new job, and all these new people, and youve got this whole other life going on. I-I-I know its dumb, but I hate that Im not a part of it.
Rachel: What?! She just called and said that she was gonna be working late! She keeps lying to me! That's it! Y'know what? I'm just gonna go over there and confront them right now!
Ross: Its not for me, its for Rachel.
Joey: (laughs) No. But I got Knicks tickets for you, me, and Chandler.
Joey: Uh, hey, Rach let me ask you something. Uh, I was just over there talking to Monica and Chandler, boy they are really tight.
Joey: Man, we gotta do something about that guy. This morning, I caught him looking into our apartment. It creeps me out! I feel like I can't do stuff!
Phoebe: Umm, look we dont, we dont really know each other so it would be really easy to just forget about this, but there seems to be something between us. And I dont know about you but that doesnt happen to me a lot.
Rachel: You gave them to me!
Rachel: I want me to stay too.
CHAN: My diary! My diary, that's brilliant. I should have told her it was my diary, she never would have made me read her my diary.
Monica: Im sorry, they surprised me. There was nothing I could do!
Chandler: Honey! Thats crazy! I dont want you to get me a stripper
Wayne: Listen, I-I guarantee you keep your job if you can teach me how to talk to women like you do.
Joey: Yeah, me too. (He flips up his armrest in disgust.)
Chandler: Thats me.
Joey: Uh, that-thats-thats me!
Joey: Hey! Did you talk to Dennis about me yet?
Ross: Really?! (To Rachel) Hey, yknow what? Since you have such a great sense of what I need, uh ooh, heres-heres 60 bucks, why dont you take Phoebe down to that Colonial flea market of yours and get me some stuff.
Rachel: Oh no, I know that. I know that. Although, we made a joke that we spend so much time together he should call me his work wife.
Chandler: Oh please, could she be more out of my league? Ross, back me up here.
Monica: Yeah! Hey! Thanks for getting me that girls number.
Chandler: I was just at the bank, and there was this really hot teller, and she didnt ask me to go do it with her in the vault.
Chandler: Why me?!
Ross: Probably shouldnt touch me.
Ross: I can't believe Rachel just moved on and didn't say anything to me
Ross: What a great idea! That will get Rachel to forgive me!
Boy in the Cape: You cant tell me to shut up!
Monica: I also, did a little something in fur. But umm, thats really just for me. (Rubs it against her cheek.) Okay. So, why dont you go into your room and try these on and well seeget a better idea of whats gonna work.
Monica: (to Will) Wanna give me a hand?
Monica: I cant do it. Im sorry, I wish I could, but umm, see you have these feelings for me....
Will: Oh, it wasnt just me. We had a club!