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Monica: So the wedding caterer sent me this list of twelve appetizers and I have to narrow it down to six.
Chandler: Do you want me to call?
The Woman: Could you guys help me? (Chandler shyly exhales and looks away.)
Ross: Uh yeah! Let me, let me get that for you.
Kristen: (To Chandler) Excuse me? (Chandler does the shy thing again.)
Ross: Great! Uh, let me take this up for you. (The box hes holding.)
Kristen: Oh okay. But yknow what? Be careful. Because a guy was helping me before had to leave because he hurt his back.
Joey: Yeah! Yeah! Right down there. (Points.) Hey listen; let me give you a little tip. Do not take a nap on this stoop (Points to hers) or you can wake up with your shoes gone.
Joey: Okay. Yeah. Listen would you uh, would you like to have dinner with me tonight?
Monica: No. No. Not it. Not it. Not it. (Checks another rack and another woman tries to reach around her.) (To the woman) Dont crowd me! (Finds it) This is it! This is the dress! Oh my God, its perfect! (She takes it off of the rack and someone has a hold of it on the other side of the rack and tugs on it.) Im sorry, this ones taken! (The other woman tugs harder pulling Monica through the rack.) Whoa!
Monica: Yes it is! You saw me wearing it!
Megan: And now youll see me buying it.
Monica: What? You freak! You wouldnt even have known about this place if it wasnt for me!
Megan: Look, you dont want to fight me.
Rachel: No! You gotta get me out of here Phoebe! These bargain shoppers are crazy!
Phoebe: Oh my God!! (She grabs Rachels hand and drags her towards Monica.) Excuse me! Excuse me! (Shes knocking women and veils out of the way as she moves.)
Ross: Laugh all you want but uh, she actually left me a message saying shed like to go out again.
Ross: Well you shouldnt be. Believe me I wouldnt want to be the guy whos up against you. (Chandler laughs.) I mean that doofus is going to lose!
Chandler: So this is nice! I wish I didnt have to go, believe me! But unfortunately I have to. (He gets up and Joey moves over next to Ross.) Oh uh, by the way, whats the name the girl youre dating?
Phoebe: I know. Hand me a tissue. (Monica hands her one.)
Joey: Oh. Well good! (To himself) For me. (He picks up a jar of lotion.) What is this? Did you give yourself a facial?
Rachel: Yeah, I went to a wedding once where they had swing music and uh, two months later the couple got divorced. And now Im not saying that theres any connection here yknow, but they did tell me thats why they got divorced.
Joey: So yknow Ross its funny cause, you look familiar to me too. Have you ever been married?
Chandler: Yknow its funny I started it but, now its scary me. So could you come out here please?
Chandler: Oh thats great! Great! Thanks! But that dress I mean its like yuck! Its terrible! It makes me wanna just rip it right off of you!
CHAN: Well, I... I've got a pop-up book that told me everything I need to know.
Chandler: Oh, believe me, to survive this party, you're gonna have to come up with one too.
ERICA: Oh Drake, you are so talented, let me see those hands. Oh these hands, these beautiful hands, oh I could just eat them. . . but I won't.
Chandler: Great, because my shoes are giving me a little problem on the dance floor, can I borrow the boots from your costume?
Monica: I know, but look at me all tan.
(they sit down and Roy plays "You Make Me Feel" by Sylvester on his boom box, and starts... With his back towards the girls, he starts waving his hands, then backs towards the girls slapping his butt, then swings it around, and makes thrusting pelvic movements in front of Phoebe. He dances around the tables in between all the girls, and gets back into the kitchen part of the room. He then tears off one of his sleeves and throws it towards Monica and Rachel, who fight over who gets it. He then tears off his other sleeve and moves it back and forth between his legs, getting closer to Phoebe.)
RACH: Why didn't he call? He's gonna stay with Julie, isn't he? He's gonna stay with her and she's going to be all, "Hi, I'm Julie, Ross picked me, and we're gonna to get married, have a lot of kids and dig up stuff together."
PHOE: So, Scott asked me to come over for lunch today and I did.
Joey: (On the phone with Chandler) Double promise? Call me when you land.
Monica: That's mine!! Now, would you both please start acting like adults? And get me my cough drops!
ROSS: Uh, excuse me, uh, where can we find the monkey?
Ross: Oh, yeah, that would be me, um, I have, I have a problem I-I tip way too much, way, way, too much, its a sickness really.
David: Well, it got me to New York anyway, and then I got on a cab at the airport, and the guy said where to? and I just... gave him your address I... I... I didn't even think about it.
Joey groans and gets off the phone: The producer from Days left a message on my machine asking why I wasn't at the parade. They said everybody's pissed off at me.. <whiny voice> And they all got to meet Santa!
Ross: That, for all I knew would, could last forever. That to me is a break-up.
Chandler: (not knowing the true meaning of her exclamation) I know, but just let me say it.
Rachel: Let me see that. (Monica shows her) Oh, yeah.
Ross: But hey, its not just me, I mean the scientists and the tour guides never sit together.
Chandler: When I walk outside naked people throw garbage at me.
Rachel: Oh, go on! You telling people about me?
Rachel: That is not true. She did! She forced me!
MONICA: Huuh, alright, Danny Arshak, ninth grade. Oh, c'mon Rach, you know the bottle was totally pointing at me.
Joey: No-hey-no! If you dont want me to do it, I except that. I dont care about that. I just I dont want you to be upset.
Rachel: (stopping him) Hey-whoa-whoa-whoa!! Ho-ho-hold on a sec there, Mr. Kissey! Y'know, I've been meaning to talk to you about this whole, little, new European thing you got going on, and I just need to tell you that it makes me very uncomfortable and I justy'knowstop it!
Ross: Alright, I panicked, alright? She took me by surprise. You know, but it wasn't a total loss. I mean, we ended up cuddling.
Phoebe: Because I was ashamed ok? I sold out for the cash! And then they give me benefits like medical, and dental, and a 401K. But you know... you pay a price. Now I'm this Corporate stooge and punching a clock and Ugh! paying taxes!
Phoebe: Yeah. Thats what you really want. Yeah, I dont want to be the reason youre unhappy, that would just make me unhappy, and I really dont want to be the reason Im unhappy.
Janice: Okay, okay, well then answer me this. Has any of you ever.... almost?
Chandler: So uh, man, are you gonna go to the play with me tonight?
Ross: Yeah! I opened up to her about all the terrible stuff that's been happening to me. I mean I talked for hours. (Joey has lost interest and is watching the race again.) It is amazing to have someone give you such-such focused attention.
Phoebe: You guys, why didnt you tell me you were eloping?
Monica: Hi, uh, Richard it's Monica, um, listen I did something kind of crazy tonight, um, maybe I'm getting my period or something, I don't know. Um, anyway, I, I, I beeped into your machine and I heard a message that, that freaked me out, and um, you know what Michelle will tell you the rest. I, I, um, I'm sorry, okay, I, I hope that we can forget the whole thing. Okay, bye.
CHANDLER: If I'm goin' down, I'm takin' everybody with me.
Rachel: Oh, why do you even bother? I already ruined her first birthday... And do you know how important these early experiences are Ross? Very! According to the back cover of that book that you gave me.
Rachel: Really! What is with that guy? I mean you'd forgive me if I fogged you.
Kathy: Oh wow. I really wish youd call me.
Joey: Oh, what are you gonna do? Youre gonna fire me?
Ross: Well, but aren't you pissed at him?! I mean this guy abandoned you! I gotta tell you if this were me, this guy would be in some serious physical danger! (Getting worked up) I mean I-I-I'd walk in there and I'd be like, "Yo, dad! You and me outside right now!" (Calming down.) I kinda scared myself.
Rachel: Nooo! Nooooo! You lent me Monica's earrings?! I'm not allowed to borrow her stuff!
Rachel: So if you think I didn't say goodbye to you because you don't mean as much to me as everybody else, you're wrong. It's because you mean more to me.
Monica: (she enters with a headset on and she's speaking into the microphone) Well, it matters to me!
Joey: It cant be me, Im standing right here.
Joey: Phoebe, could you do me a favour? Could you try this on? I just wanna make sure it fits.
Ross: Look, you guys don't need me here taking up your space.
Joshua: So, these will match the jacket you picked out for me last week?
Chandler: Y'know I had a big meal on Monday, y'know. So that's just gonna get me straight through the week.
Rachel: Come on! I dont want you thinking of me like that any more!
Monica: Oh my God, oh my God. (on intercom) Call me on the phone!
Rachel: No! Help me!
MNCA: And for our two-week anniversary, he's gonna take me to his cousin's cabin for the weekend.
Monica: Y'know in a weird way, you have too much power. Look, youre gonna have to help me out here, cause I only have three.
Chandler: Because hes crazy. Okay? He came up to me earlier and thanked me for my very moving performance in Titanic.
Chandler: Ooh, let me talk to him!
Joey: I'm outta here. Here's my credit card. Dinner's on me. I'm sorry, Chandler.
Phoebe: Some guy bought it. Im sorry. I tired to stop it but they (points to the jeweler) put me in jail!
Phoebe: Remember, a virgin for me please.
Allesandro: Just give me a chance too
Mrs. Tribbiani: I know you did, cookie. Oh, I know you did. So tell me. Did you see her?
Zack: (looking very puzzled) Okaaay... so eh... so tell me, how did you guys meet.
Ross: Okay. (sees two people sitting in their seats.) Uh, huh. Excuse me, Im sorry, I-I think you may be in our seats.
Joey: Yeah, well, that's fine, but the important thing is that I finished it. And uh, I think it's really good, but y'know it'd really help me is if I could hear it. So would you guys read it for me?
Ross: (starts to cry) FINE BY ME!! (he opens the door and traps Chandler behind it)
Chandler: Okay, give me a chance to win my money back. Okay? Sudden death, one goal, $1,000.
PHOEBE: 'Cause my, my grandmother's never had chicken pox. Please, please tell me you have, 'cause oh my God, I forgot how cute you are.
Joey: No, no! Don't try to turn this around on me, ok? I'm not some kind of... social work, ok, that you can just... do.
Richards Date: Well, I just wanted to see where you lived. Now, give me the tour.
Chandler: I saw you checking me out during the game last night.
Joey: Thanks for telling me!
Monica: Ah, well if you dont clear this off, you wont be getting one of those from me. But Bens coming over here tomorrow to play this game, this cant be there.
Chandler: (in a high pitched voice) What?! I didnt even know thatWhy didnt you tell me?! (Pause) Why am I talking like this?!
Ross: Good! Me neither! So its not a problem. Were just two friends who happen to be roommates.
Chandler: Hey, you know what, here's a thought. Why don't you stay home from work today and just hang out with me.
Mrs. Bing: You are gonna be fine, believe me.
Monica: Hi. About last night... I know you are under a lot of stress and even though the things you said hurt me a little bit... My point is, uh, well, I'm willing to take my job back.
The Acting Teacher: All right, lets start with some basics. Can anybody tell me what the difference between upstage and downstage is?
Joey: And I gotta pay rent! Look, how-how about this? You dont fire me, instead I stay here, I gain their trust, and theyll start listening to all the nice things Ive been saying about you.
Chandler: (to Janice) Okay. (to Joey) Joey, trade lives with me!
Monica: Thats because their nerves are probably deadened from being so stupid. But hey, y'know if you dont believe me, please, by my guest.
Joeys Sister: So! Me neither! God, Mary-Angela was right you do have the softest lips.
Chandler: Without me?!
Monica: Phoebe, she sounded pretty upset to me.
Chandler: I dunno what it is, it just doesnt quite feel like Christmas to me.
Chandler: I tell people secrets. It makes them like me.
Chandler: The fact that you'd even ask that question shows how little you know me.
Ross: Really?! Wow! Thats-thats so nice, what are you gonna get me?
MONICA: So what, he's a little older, big deal, I mean he's important to me. Ya know if you ask him, he might take you on his Jag. [walks off]
Phoebe: Okay. (they start to leave, he is still following her) Okay, you don't have to walk behind me any more.
Chandler: Does for me.
Chandler: No-no-no! I am the king of bad Thanksgivings. You can't just swoop in here with your bad marriage and take that away from me.
Ross: Pheebs come on! I mean, consider the source! Of course her ex-husbands gonna say that stuff. Now, if youll excuse me
Chandler: Yeah, its like someone literally wrote down my worst nightmare and then charged me $32 to see it!
Phoebe: Joey, I cant believe you would do that for me.
FBOB: I guess I'm saying, I'll try and quit. I kinda like that you worry about me. [they hug]
Phoebe: You guys, um I know that this really doesn't have anything to do with me, but um I love you guys too. (Joins in on the hug.) Oh, I really needed that. (Goes and sits down.)
Ross: Rachel, only one of us can do it, you have to choose. You and me together again. (he winks at her and Rachel looks disgusted)
Rachel: You like me?
Monica: Ohh, everybody at the restaurant still hates me.
Chandler: What a minute, I know that hat! I was taken aboard that hat! They did experiments on me! I cant have children!!
Emily: Dont you point your pants at me! (She throws them on the floor.) We have no choice! Anywhere thats half-decent wouldve be booked months ago, Ross dont you understand? This is our wedding Im talking about.
Rachel: Oh no-no-no dont say but! No-no, buts never good! Lets just leave it at, you like me and I like you.