words in movies
Monica: So the wedding caterer sent me this list of twelve appetizers and I have to narrow it down to six.
Chandler: Do you want me to call?
The Woman: Could you guys help me? (Chandler shyly exhales and looks away.)
Ross: Uh yeah! Let me, let me get that for you.
Kristen: (To Chandler) Excuse me? (Chandler does the shy thing again.)
Ross: Great! Uh, let me take this up for you. (The box hes holding.)
Kristen: Oh okay. But yknow what? Be careful. Because a guy was helping me before had to leave because he hurt his back.
Joey: Yeah! Yeah! Right down there. (Points.) Hey listen; let me give you a little tip. Do not take a nap on this stoop (Points to hers) or you can wake up with your shoes gone.
Joey: Okay. Yeah. Listen would you uh, would you like to have dinner with me tonight?
Monica: No. No. Not it. Not it. Not it. (Checks another rack and another woman tries to reach around her.) (To the woman) Dont crowd me! (Finds it) This is it! This is the dress! Oh my God, its perfect! (She takes it off of the rack and someone has a hold of it on the other side of the rack and tugs on it.) Im sorry, this ones taken! (The other woman tugs harder pulling Monica through the rack.) Whoa!
Monica: Yes it is! You saw me wearing it!
Megan: And now youll see me buying it.
Monica: What? You freak! You wouldnt even have known about this place if it wasnt for me!
Megan: Look, you dont want to fight me.
Rachel: No! You gotta get me out of here Phoebe! These bargain shoppers are crazy!
Phoebe: Oh my God!! (She grabs Rachels hand and drags her towards Monica.) Excuse me! Excuse me! (Shes knocking women and veils out of the way as she moves.)
Ross: Laugh all you want but uh, she actually left me a message saying shed like to go out again.
Ross: Well you shouldnt be. Believe me I wouldnt want to be the guy whos up against you. (Chandler laughs.) I mean that doofus is going to lose!
Chandler: So this is nice! I wish I didnt have to go, believe me! But unfortunately I have to. (He gets up and Joey moves over next to Ross.) Oh uh, by the way, whats the name the girl youre dating?
Phoebe: I know. Hand me a tissue. (Monica hands her one.)
Joey: Oh. Well good! (To himself) For me. (He picks up a jar of lotion.) What is this? Did you give yourself a facial?
Rachel: Yeah, I went to a wedding once where they had swing music and uh, two months later the couple got divorced. And now Im not saying that theres any connection here yknow, but they did tell me thats why they got divorced.
Joey: So yknow Ross its funny cause, you look familiar to me too. Have you ever been married?
Chandler: Yknow its funny I started it but, now its scary me. So could you come out here please?
Chandler: Oh thats great! Great! Thanks! But that dress I mean its like yuck! Its terrible! It makes me wanna just rip it right off of you!
Ross: Listen, I know you wanted to talk to me, but I have an idea that may make you want to stay married. (Rachel shakes her head.) We register, and you get to keep all the presents!
Joey: Yeah me too, all night.
Joey: Oh my God! You did too? It totally freaked me out, what was that?!
Rachel: Oh, please tell me its not because Im going with Mark.
ERICA: No, no no no, you don't have to tell me anything. You don't have to explain yourself to me. Ooh, who am I to question the great Dr. Drake Remore?
Phoebe: Dont touch me!!
Rachel: Oh. Do you want to watch the rest of the movie with me?
Chandler: Yknow what would really help me through this tough time is choking something. Can I choke ya?
Monica: Wait, you like them with me.
Ross: Really? Me too!
Phoebe: Me too!
Monica: Or, it could mean that-that you saw Chandler and me together and we y'know were being close and stuff and then you just want to have that with someone too.
Joey: I did that too! They wouldnt give me her real name or her number. They said, "If I bothered them again theyd call the police." I said, "If you talk to the police, you tell them Im missing a ring!"
Ross: No, no, no, no! Dont tell me! I dont want to know!
Rachel: Okay, but Ross just listen to me
Monica: (congested) Ugh, they sent me home. They said I cant work if Im sick.
Phoebe: Then its really too bad that you cant tell me.
Phoebe: Yeah thats Rachel. (To herself) Beat me over the head with it.
Monica: Remember that guy that gave me a bad review? Well (Feeds him a spoonful of what shes cooking.) Im getting my revenge!
Joey: All right well, Im outta here. Wish me luck.
Phoebe: Well, you were wrong, he doesnt like me!
The Woman: (exasperatedly) Yes! Yes! Please, just give it to me!
Phoebe: Okay. Do you guys want me to play for you?
Phoebe: You told me you hate massages!
Phoebe: Oh my God! Youre getting a massage! You never let me massage you!!
Ross: (tries to snatch it from the kid) GIVE ME MY PUCK!! (but it files out of his grasp and knocks out the receptionist)
Chandler: Oh no-no-no, I will do it. Honey, you have to learn to sit down and relax and let your husband take care of things once and awhile. (Tries the door.) Its locked, you have to help me. Why is it locked?
Monica: Oh my God, me too! Oh! Oh, we'd be like friends-in-law! Y'know what the best part is? The best part is that you already know everything about him! I mean, it's like starting on the fifteenth date!
Ross: No really, you tell me whats up.
Ross: she came and dragged me out of the labor room to ask me why Im not with Rachel.
Ross: Yeah but still, I mean it shouldve been me. Im the dad.
Joey: (To Rachel) Its like me when I was born.
Rachel: Are you asking me to move out? Do you not want me here?
Phoebe-Estelle: Don’t take that tone with me. Who you think you are? Alan Lemond, the first black man to fly solo across the Atlantic?
Rachel: But Ross, its you and me!
Phoebe: Is it me, or is veto starting to sound really good?
Joey: You should see the treatment I get when Im with that car! People are friendly; they-they wanna talk, and not just about the car! One guy gave me advice about my equity investments.
Joey: And Rachel. I would've told you but they made me promise not to tell!
Phoebe: What the hell is this?! What, did you actually thought it would make me feel better to give me stuff that I cant use for another two months?! This sucks! All right, whats my next present?!
Joey: Ooh, its probably a residual check, hey can you open it for me, Im kinda .
EDDIE: Naah, I crapped out, but Mr. 21 over here he cleans up, 300 bucks, check it out he buys me these new shoes, sweet huh?
Ross: Come on, Im your older brother, ask me!
Rachel: Oh well yeah me too. Um.. I had a baby.
Chandler: (pointing at the video) Why did you get me this?
Chandler: I thought maybe you got me porn for Valentines Day.
Monica: Oh! Oh, my God! No wonder my mother hates me!
Monica: Dont touch me!
Tag: Yeah, so, please don't fire me for doing this. (He kisses her)
Joey: Youre right. (Mouths, "I know youll show me, right?)
Joey: Yeah, sure. Go ahead. (pause) Oh, me, right!
Ross: That was me.
Ross: (handing Mona the present) Happy Valentines Day! Or something to remember me by.
Phoebe: ( in a soothing voice) Relax every muscle in your body. Listen to the plinky-plunky music. Okay, now close you eyes, and think of a happy place. Okay, tell me your happy place.
Ross: Hey, hey, its me. Why cant you tell me?
Ross with a look of wondering how long this is going to go on on his face: Still me.
Monica: All right, youre telling me you can eat an entire turkey in just one sitting?
Dina: I I dont care about fashion! Im pregnant! And I know you are too, so you gotta help me!
Chandler: Can I just say how much I appreciate you coming with me. When we get to Tulsa I'm taking you for a great dinner at 'Slim Pickings'. 'So Cheesy'? 'Whole Hog'? It's going to be tough to keep Kosher in Tulsa.
Chandler: Phoebe and Rachel! So the people that knew about our wedding before me were you, Phoebe and Rachel, Heldi, and apparently some band called Starlight Magic 7 who are available by the way!
Don: Youre kidding me!
Joey: Oh what then? Kick me?
Joey: YeahHey, dont worry, shes a terrific girl. And hey listen, could you do me a favor? When she comes out could you just mention that Im not looking for a serious relationship; thatd be great.
Bitsy: E-e-excuse me?
Monica: Okay, all right dont judge me to much. Okay? Um, but I saw this info-mercial, and um, I swear to you I have never-ever bought anything on TV before, except for this mop. But there was this stuff on leg waxing, it just, it looked so amazing....
Don: Excuse me?
Chandler: He didnt say anything about that to me.
Chandler: I'm not gonna talk to her, she obviously got my message and is choosing not to call me. Now I'm needy and snubbed. God, I miss just being needy.
Ross: Hey, whatever it is, I am sure it has happened to me. Yknow, actually onceonce I got dumped during sex.
Rachel: No. Not-not for me, but why dont you take off your sweater?
CHANDLER: Stop talking, stop talking now. Let me just get this straight. You're actually stealing my hat?
Joey: Yknow what? Dont worry about it, you still got me and Phoebe.
Joey: Yeah! Me too. (He pats his pocket.)
Jim: Someone does. Me.
Joey: You lied to me!
Rachel: Morning. You wanted to see me?
Rachel: Well, she told me too! (Points to Monica and Joey glares at her.)
Chandler: That sounds like my first bike. (They all turn and look at him.) My dad gave me his old one.
Rachel: My gynecologist tried to kill me.
Joey: I guess I'm going to have to come up with a really good reason why I wasn't there. The producers are going to be so mad at me. They sat us all down yesterday and said "Everyone has to be there at 6:00 AM sharp, that means you Tribbiani." Like.. like I was some kind of idiot.
Roger: Actually it's, it's quite, y'know, typical behaviour when you have this kind of dysfunctional group dynamic. Y'know, this kind of co-dependant, emotionally stunted, sitting in your stupid coffee house with your stupid big cups which, I'm sorry, might as well have nipples on them, and you're like all 'Oh, define me! Define me! Love me, I need love!'.
Ross: I mean youre not gonna give me a-a ticket for driving too slow are ya?
Phoebe: Rachel, listenI mean, if you let me have him then I will really owe you one.
Dr. Stryker Remoray: Good morning. (He walks over to the bed, leans down, and whispers to him.) Drake, its your brother Stryker. Can you hear me?
Ross: (looking at the table) Excuse me ladies. (To Phoebe) Im sorry?
Parker: Ah! Oysters! Let me feed you one.
Monica: So anyway, I'm cooking dinner for him Monday night. You know, kind of like an audition. And Phoebe, he really wants you to be here, which will be great for me because then you can 'ooh' and 'ahh' and make yummy noises.
Parker: Well, excuse me for putting a good spin on a traffic jam!
Parker: So what do you want me to do, you want me to be more negative, less happy?
Ross: Let me see that! (Grabs the invitation and reads it.) Oh man!
JOEY: I can't believe you. You told me it was a nubbin.
Joey: (reading) Three down, Days Of Our Lives star blank Tribbiani. Thats me!! Im blank!!
David: Uh, I-I-I was hoping to run into you here. I didnt know whether I should call or not, yknow I-I was only in town for a few days. And yknow, I didnt want to intrude on your life or-or anything like that, but I-I really wanted to see you andbut I didnt know if you wanted to see me.
Chandler: (reading) Knock-knock. Who's there? Ross Geller's lunch. Ross Geller's lunch, who? Ross Geller's lunch, please don't take me. Okay?
Chandler: Ill take it! All right look, I gotta know. Are you finished with me? (Janice shakes her head no) Are you finished with him? (Janice shakes her head no) Do you still love him? (Janice shakes her head yes) Do you still love me? (Janice shakes her head yes) All right look, (grabs the bag) Im gonna need an actual answer here okay, so which is it, him or me? (his phone starts to ring)
Joey: But you called me 'Bert'!? That's our code word for danger!
Chandler: Yeah I know, but I figured a shot yknow? Maybe one of those stories would make me cry and then you wouldnt think I was yknow, all dead inside.
Chandler: It hurts me. It physically hurts me.
Monica: Well, I thought this would be a great opportunity to use up all the food that I don't want to move to the new house with me! So, enjoy: smoke oyster casserole with a breakfast cereal crust, kidney beans in their own juices, and for dessert, a questionable orange.
Guy: (To Phoebe) Oh, excuse me! I think you dropped s (looks at Phoebe.) Wow!
Phoebe: Are you asking me to have a frenaissance?