words in movies
Monica: So the wedding caterer sent me this list of twelve appetizers and I have to narrow it down to six.
Chandler: Do you want me to call?
The Woman: Could you guys help me? (Chandler shyly exhales and looks away.)
Ross: Uh yeah! Let me, let me get that for you.
Kristen: (To Chandler) Excuse me? (Chandler does the shy thing again.)
Ross: Great! Uh, let me take this up for you. (The box hes holding.)
Kristen: Oh okay. But yknow what? Be careful. Because a guy was helping me before had to leave because he hurt his back.
Joey: Yeah! Yeah! Right down there. (Points.) Hey listen; let me give you a little tip. Do not take a nap on this stoop (Points to hers) or you can wake up with your shoes gone.
Joey: Okay. Yeah. Listen would you uh, would you like to have dinner with me tonight?
Monica: No. No. Not it. Not it. Not it. (Checks another rack and another woman tries to reach around her.) (To the woman) Dont crowd me! (Finds it) This is it! This is the dress! Oh my God, its perfect! (She takes it off of the rack and someone has a hold of it on the other side of the rack and tugs on it.) Im sorry, this ones taken! (The other woman tugs harder pulling Monica through the rack.) Whoa!
Monica: Yes it is! You saw me wearing it!
Megan: And now youll see me buying it.
Monica: What? You freak! You wouldnt even have known about this place if it wasnt for me!
Megan: Look, you dont want to fight me.
Rachel: No! You gotta get me out of here Phoebe! These bargain shoppers are crazy!
Phoebe: Oh my God!! (She grabs Rachels hand and drags her towards Monica.) Excuse me! Excuse me! (Shes knocking women and veils out of the way as she moves.)
Ross: Laugh all you want but uh, she actually left me a message saying shed like to go out again.
Ross: Well you shouldnt be. Believe me I wouldnt want to be the guy whos up against you. (Chandler laughs.) I mean that doofus is going to lose!
Chandler: So this is nice! I wish I didnt have to go, believe me! But unfortunately I have to. (He gets up and Joey moves over next to Ross.) Oh uh, by the way, whats the name the girl youre dating?
Phoebe: I know. Hand me a tissue. (Monica hands her one.)
Joey: Oh. Well good! (To himself) For me. (He picks up a jar of lotion.) What is this? Did you give yourself a facial?
Rachel: Yeah, I went to a wedding once where they had swing music and uh, two months later the couple got divorced. And now Im not saying that theres any connection here yknow, but they did tell me thats why they got divorced.
Joey: So yknow Ross its funny cause, you look familiar to me too. Have you ever been married?
Chandler: Yknow its funny I started it but, now its scary me. So could you come out here please?
Chandler: Oh thats great! Great! Thanks! But that dress I mean its like yuck! Its terrible! It makes me wanna just rip it right off of you!
Ross: Well, you can help me!
RACHEL: Now I'm mommy in this little play? Alright look, I refuse to get sucked into this like, weird little Geller dimension thing OK. So I'm gonna go and take a nice long hot bubble bath because you kids are driving me crazy. [goes in the bathroom]
Rachel: Let me finish.
JOEY: See after the scene, Mr. Beatty comes up to me and says 'good actor, bad kisser'. Can you believe that, me not a good kisser, that's like, like Mother Theresa, not a good mother.
Phoebe: Ohh. Um-hmm. But y'know, she choose to find me. I mean, I have to respect her decision. Right?
Kathy: Ill tell you what, Chandler, why dont you call me when you grow up!
Chandler: Oh yeah, me too. Y'know if this shirt is dirty. (Smells it.) Yep.
Joey: Oh, ah, tour guide at the museum. Yeah, Ross got it for me.
Joey: Now? You want me to go over there now?
Mr. Geller: (Forcefully.) Hey, you keep pushing me on this, my foots going to meet the middle of your ass.
Rachel: Ohhh, yeah, me too.
Melissa: Im sorry Ray-ray. I mean if I thought it happened I would say it. Maybe I passed out and you did stuff to me while I was sleeping.
Monica: All right, check me out.
Ross: (in his head) Oh my God! That's Rachel naked! I can't look at that! I am looking at this. (Looks back at his book.) Okay, vivid colors, expressive brush strokesUnless she wants me to be looking at that. She knows I'm home. She knows I can see her. What kind of game is she playing? I think maybe someone's lonely tonight. Oh-ho, Dr. Geller! Stop it! You're being silly! Or, am I?
Monica: Yes, I'm sure! Rachel is there something that you want to talk me about?
Janice: Yeah, well, it scares me! I mean I not even divorced yet, Chandler. You know, you just invited me over here for pasta, and all of the sudden you're talking about moving in together. And, and I wasn't even that hungry. You know what, it's getting a little late, and I-I should just, um...(starts to leave)
Chandler: And err, he informed me that uh, she took the news rather badly, in fact, he uh, mentioned the word frenzy.
Monica: Me and Chandler?! (Does her fake laugh.)
Ross: So Rachel called. Wants to see me. Going over in a minute.
Joey: What are you gonna do? Youre gonna fire me?
Rachel: (with a hurt expression on her face) Okay, but before you go, could you help me first?
Doug: Excuse me?
Joey: Yeah! Help me get this mini-fridge past the security guard.
RACHEL: Well, well um, you know, these movies are offensive and uh, degrading to women and females. And uh, and the lighting's always unflattering. And, Monica help me out here.
Ross: Still I could tell. She was into me. (Joey rolls his eyes.) Well, why dont you set us up?
Dr. Franzblau: No, it's hard enough to get women to go out with me.
Mrs. Geller: Well what is it? Come on sweetie, your like, freaking me out here.
Chandler: All right, then massage me up right nice!
Rachel: Oh! I do not remember him! Wow! He's really got that sexy, smoldering thing going on. (We see Will angrily staring at Rachel.) Oh my God, hes Look at the way hes just staring at me. I think hes trying to mouth something to me, but I cant make it out. (Will mouths, "I hate you.")
Ross: Yknow what? I think I can take care of myself, Ill talk to you later. Good-bye. (Hangs up the phone and turns to find Jill sitting really close to him.) Whoa! Uh, that was your sister actually. She-she thinks that youre just using me.
Joey: All right, then you'd better show me some of that too then.
Joey: Dude, you see right thru me!! (They hug) (Joey heads for the door and pushes Chandler's suitcase on the way out.)
Rachel: All right, then you owe me $350.
Ross: I thought I heard voices! Hi Charlie! (Kisses her.) Hi Joey. (Hugs him.) And.. Oh! You're gonna have to introduce me to your new girlfriend. (Laughs.) I'm just kidding, I know Rachel, I know. (He squeezes her hand.) Come, please come in. Come in.
Monica: Phoebe, you do seem a little tense. Here, let me help you.
David: You're kidding me. Because I'm not seeing anybody, I've just totally made that up.
Rachel: I dont know, I dont know, werent you the guy that told me to quit my job when I had absolutely nothing else to do. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!!
Monica: Oh my God! You don't know me at all!
Rachel: (angrily) GIVE ME THE BOOK! (she takes it and start reading) Pablo Diaz, Brady Smith, huh, "Guy-in-van"?
Phoebe: Umm, thank you for meeting with me.
Frank Sr.: Well, that's why you wanted me to come, right?
Chandler: It was fine, yknow? But she didnt agree with me as strongly as she agreed with Joey. She was more like, "I see you point, Im all right with it."
Joey: Yeah, I thought so too but, she said the casting people had some problems with me.
Minster: Now Ross, repeat after me. I Ross...
Ross: Well, I mean if uh, if Emily gave me a choice
Kathy: Okay, so let me just get this straight. Youre accusing me of cheating on you, and insulting my performance?
Ross: No seriously. I have job security for life. You know, I never have to worry. (Rachel starts crying) Oh, look at you. Look how happy you are for me.
Rachel: Oh no, I can't tell you until you tell me what you know.
Joey: Actually, you know what? I am. That whole thing with Rachel made me realize that maybe I'm ready for a more serious relationship. You know? Like I'd like to meet a nice mature commitment-minded lady. And looks aren't as important as...Nah, she's gotta be hot.
Ross: Come on. You gotta help me figure out what to do. Okay?
Monica: Hey Chandler, wanna do it with me?
Joey: Hey! (stands up) As soon as it stops raining we have got to go snorkeling! Some kid told me about the sea turtle and, if you blow bubbles in its face, it chases ya! (smiles ecstatic)
Chandler: Your work makes me sad.
Chandler: (to another female nurse) Hey, how 'bout it? You, me, Saturday night?
Joey: Y'know what, hold on, let me go get Chandler. (gets up and leaves.)
Chandler: (pointing out a gift) OK, this one right here is from me.
Rachel: Oh, well, actually we were just talking about me not going to Rosss wedding.
Chandler: All right, I have to get that, but no-no. (answering phone) Hello? (listens) (happily) Hi! Yeah listen, I'm, I'm in need of a stripper and I was told that you do that. (listens) Let me ask you this, what, what do you do for the extra hundred? (listens) So would I, would I have to provide the grapes?
Phoebe: Okay, Rachel, get me perfume!
Chandler: Me? No. You?
Bobby: Well its just me and my pal Rooster, the bands name is Numb Nuts.
Ross: Okay, y'know how you told me I should do whatever it takes to fix my marriage?
Chandler: Phoebe, it's me. You can tell me anything.
Chandler: Okay, give me a second! (Pause) Did you clean up in here?
Joey: Well so, how come you blew me off? Y'know? How come you were with him?
Mark: Here, let me. (answers phone) Rachel Green's line, how may I help you?
Jim: So, tell me a little bit about yourself.
Phoebe: Oh please, somebody tell me I dont have to go to work today!
Joey: (shyly) She keeps punching me.
Phoebe: Rach, look! (she holds two buns up to her ears to make her hair look like the Princess Leia 'do.) Oh, hi! Where is my strong Ross Skywalker to come rescue me. (Ross stands up horrified) There he is.
Mona: Oh, I gotta get to work. So call me later?
Chandler: Why?! I mean if this guy was me and it was me who had learned that it was me who was the best you'd ever had, I'd be going like this. (He jumps up onto the table and starts doing his happy dance.)
[Scene: A beauty parlour, Rachel is getting a manicure while Chandler, yes Chandler, is getting a petticure (Does that scare you that I know those terms? Well, it scares me.).]
Chandler: By me?
Chandler: Just tell me what I need to do to make things right.
Ross: No, actually I thought about it when, when we were going out. Its how I imagined I uh, I would ask you to marry me.
Ross: Yeah, maybe. I do have my whole career in front of me. I mean, I can still win a Nobel prize. Although the last two papers I've written were widely discredited.
Phoebe: Thanks! Y'know, that when you say things like that it makes me wanna rip that sweater vest right off!
Monica: Alright. Just keep him away from me.
MONICA: MEG was good for me but I dumped her. Ya know, my motto is get out before they go down.
Ross: Yeah, but you're making me look bad!
Ross: So uh, what did you tell them about me?
Ross: Fine, just stop thinking about me.
Chandler: Will you marry me?
Monica: You still have feelings for me dont you?
Ross: You're right, I'm sorry. Will you marry me?
Rachel: Yeah, seriously coz this is really heavy. (She suddenly lets go) I mean not for me because i'm only pretending to hold this, but for these guys.
Phoebe Sr: I realise I dont have any right to start get all parenty on you and everything now, but umm, (Sees that Phoebe isnt paying attention and is busy mimicking the puppy.) uhh Phoebe, would you please look at me and not the puppy, its very important.
Monica: Please... honey, leave the details to me. Now I wanna make this day as special for you as I can. Now, ok, I was thinking that the harpist should wear white.
Monica: Oh, none for me. Thanks.
Ross: oh boy you got mad at that part. I went over there to tell him how great you are but you know me BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, and I ended up telling him that.
JOEY: So anyway, I'm trying to get my boss's ex-wife to sleep with me. . .
Phoebe: Excuse me, is this your car?
Doug: Good God Bing I well I cant say Im altogether surprised, I saw the way she looked at you, and there was no love there. And the way she looked at me, pure lust.
Ross: What? What? What?! You guys knew? (Joey and Rachel backup against the door.) You all knew and you didn't tell me?!!
Chandler: Wait a minute, wait. Youre telling me this actress person is the only woman you ever wanted who didnt want you back?!
Mark: Okay, okay look, I know I'm being Mr. Inappropriate today, but it's just so tough, I mean see you walking around and I just wanna touch you and hold you, come on no one's around, just, just kiss me.
Ross: Come here to me. No-no, you come here to me.
Ross: Oh, that's me.
Phoebe: All righty. Ill be back in-in a little bit. Unless you wanna come with me?