words in movies
Rachel: Oh, let me see! (grabs picture) Oh, God, is he just the sweetest thing? You must just want to kiss him all over!
Joey: Hey, Chan, can you help me out here? I promise I'll pay you back.
Chandler: Oh, yeah, right, OK... inlcuding the waffles last week, you now owe me... 17 jillion dollars.
Monica: Oh, Joey, please tell me you're only donating your time.
Joey: Well, the tough thing is, she really wants to have sex with me.
Ross: Yeah, i-it's for the museum. Someone found a bone, we want the bone, but they don't want us to have the bone, so I'm going over there to try to persuade them to give us the boit'sit's a whole big bone thing. Anyway, I'm gonna be gone for like, uh... like a week, so, uh, if you wanna reach me, y-you can't. So here's my itinerary (hands a sheet of paper to Monica). Um... here's a picture of me... (hands it to Monica)
Phoebe: Oh, let me see! (takes the picture)
Ross: (to Monica): Could you take it to Carol's every now and then, and show it to Ben, just so he doesn't forget me?
Ross: Yeah... I guess. I don'tI don't know. Alright, just... just give her this for me, OK? (gives Chandler a gift for Rachel)
Joey: We want you to be happy. And I may only have a couple beers in me, but... I love you, man. (Joey gives Ross a hug)
Melanie: Anyway, that's when me and my friends started this whole fruit basket business. We call ourselves 'The Three Basketeers.'
Chandler: (pointing out a gift) OK, this one right here is from me.
Joey: (to Rachel): That book got me through some tough times.
Rachel: No! None! I mean, my first night in the city, he mentioned something about asking me out, but nothing ever happened, so I just... (to Joey): W-well, what else did he say? I mean, does he, like, want to go out with me?
Chandler: Rachel, I love you! Deal with me first! (she leaves)
Rachel: Ross! Excuse me, pardon me, excuse me....
Rachel: OK, alright, OK, um... then could you please, uh... just give him a message for me? Please? This is very important.
Flight Attendant: Sir? Sir? Excuse me, sir? Uh... I have a message for you.
Man: (to wife): Toby... Oh, for God's sake, I don't know what she's talking about! There's no Rachel! Don't give me that deep freeze.
Joey: (panicked) Uhhh.. y'know what? Forget about me. Let's, uh... let's give you another turn.
Melanie: I don't know, I-I guess I just had you pegged as one of those guys who're always 'me, me, me.' But you... you're a giver. You're like the most generous man I ever met. I mean... you're practically a woman.
Monica: Oh my God, me too! Oh! Oh, we'd be like friends-in-law! Y'know what the best part is? The best part is that you already know everything about him! I mean, it's like starting on the fifteenth date!
Chandler: The fact that you'd even ask that question shows how little you know me.
Joey: Well, it's like, last night, I couldn't do the thing that usually makes me great. So I had to do all this other stuff. And the response I got... man, oh man, it was like a ticker tape parade!
Joey: It was amazing! And not just for her... uh-uh. For me, too. It's like, all of a sudden, I'm blind. But all my other senses are heightened, y'know? It's like... I was able to appreciate it on another level.
Rachel: From you. I exchanged the blouse you got me.
Intercom: It's me, Carl.
Monica: Behind my brother's back? (Rachel glares at her) ... is exactly the kind of crazy thing you won't be hearing from me.
Carl: I'm just sayin', if I see one more picture of Ed Begley, Jr. in that stupid electric car, I'm gonna shoot myself! I mean, don't get me wrong... I'm not against environmental issues per se.... it's just that guy!
Ross: I can't believe you'd rather go out with him than me.
Rachel: Would you excuse me, please? I'm trying to have a date here.
Ross: Fine, just stop thinking about me.
Ross: (pause) No. But... it only has to happen once. Look, you and I both know we are perfect for each other, right? I mean... so, the only question is... are you attracted to me?
Rachel: (sifting through crowd) Excuse me, pardon me, excuse me, excuse me, sorry. Hi.
Julie: You don't think they'll judge and ridicule me?
Mona: Yeah? Well you still shoulda told me.
Ross: Well each tell you how we came up with the joke and then you decide which one of us is telling the truthme.
Rachel: Well, so then what are you doing to me? Okay? Just get out of here! All right? Move on!
The Teacher: Excuse me. Can, can I help you with something?
Phoebe: Ah! Okay so that would make me Susan.
Bobby: Yeah, he took the other one off and hit me with it.
Rachel: Okay-okay-okay-okay-okay-okay-okay! I got it! I got it! I got it! I cant! I cant! I cant! I cannot go with you and my sister thing. Okay? I just cant. Its just too weird, all right? I imagine the two of you together and I freak out. It freaks me out. I cant do it! I cant do it.
Chandler: No way! If anything youve gotta let me win! My wife thinks Im a wimp!
Chandler: I know, I went to the tanning place and the same thing happened to me. You have to let me in.
Tim: Whoops. Sorry. (Looking at it, like a newscaster) This just in. (Phoebe fake laughs.) Oh, its 9-1-1 from the restaurant, that means Monica needs me right away. (Starts to leave.)
Dina: Excuse me?
Rachel: Oh excuse me! Am I ruining my life?
Ross: Youre gonna love me so much. I got Sting tickets!! (Holds up two.)
Phoebe: Yeah, I really do! Yes, but, after I dumped on the way he was gonna propose to me, I don’t think he’s ever gonna ask again! I mean, I said no in Barbados and now this!
Chandler: Okay, so now do you believe that she's attracted to me?
Rachel: (returning) Okay, remember uh, remember how you told me that your grandmother put up that wall to make that into two bedrooms?
Phoebe: Oh, hi Chandler. It's Phoebe. Uhm... I know that Monica is working today so...(back to Central Perk) ...I was wondering if you want to come to the movies with me and Rachel.
Rachel: Well would you like me to lie down on the table?
Rachel: Okay, even this is turning me on!
Rachel: Uh Ross? You asked me that.
Doug: Whats going on Bing? Does uh, your wife have a problem with me or something?
Ross: Look this is starting to look really bad for me. Okay? Mona, Monas standing right over there. (Looks behind him.) Oh God, shes talking to Joey! You gotta let me win!
Frank: Yeah, I was thinking that maybe we could go down to Time Square and pick up some ninja stars. And, oh, um, my friend Larry, he wants me to take a picture of a hooker.
Ross: Oh see, before you uh, when you showed it to me you-you held it that way (he turns her hand upside down) which uh, which was misleading. Well Im (He goes at sits down at his new table and the kids stare at him.) Hello.
Ross: (he bounds into the lounge room) But you didn't! I'm still alive!! Kori, I know this is a big surprise for you. It's a long story but the things you just said really made my day! I mean, the fact that you are here means more to me than if this room were filled with people!
Rachel: Oh, really, really good. But enough about me, come on! Where-where are you from? What do you do?
Monica: Here, let me make the milk, Im up anyway.
Phoebe: Yeah, and it really freaked me out! And after a while I even tried to hurt you and it just spurred you on.
Ross: Okay, okay, so we're in the car. Right? And bang! A shot was fired. And Joey with no regard for his own safety throws himself on me!
Chandler: Yeah, we talked and Monica made me see that I over reacted a little bit and some things in life are more important.
Joey: Alright, so so tell me one of your moves.
Rachel: I knew it! I knew it. Come on tell me your moves.
Rachel: And now youre watching me walk away.
Rachel: Thank you! And now if youll excuse me, I have to go to the rest room.
Rachel: So tell me, what are Joey Tribbianis end of the night moves?
Chandler: Hey! I will have you know that... aah, who am I kidding. Let's call the kid Geller and let Bing die with me.
Ross: Listen, I know you wanted to talk to me, but I have an idea that may make you want to stay married. (Rachel shakes her head.) We register, and you get to keep all the presents!
Joey: Yeah me too, all night.
Joey: Oh my God! You did too? It totally freaked me out, what was that?!
Rachel: Oh, please tell me its not because Im going with Mark.
ERICA: No, no no no, you don't have to tell me anything. You don't have to explain yourself to me. Ooh, who am I to question the great Dr. Drake Remore?
Phoebe: Dont touch me!!
Rachel: Oh. Do you want to watch the rest of the movie with me?
Chandler: Yknow what would really help me through this tough time is choking something. Can I choke ya?
Monica: Wait, you like them with me.
Ross: Really? Me too!
Phoebe: Me too!
Monica: Or, it could mean that-that you saw Chandler and me together and we y'know were being close and stuff and then you just want to have that with someone too.
Joey: I did that too! They wouldnt give me her real name or her number. They said, "If I bothered them again theyd call the police." I said, "If you talk to the police, you tell them Im missing a ring!"
Ross: No, no, no, no! Dont tell me! I dont want to know!
Rachel: Okay, but Ross just listen to me
Monica: (congested) Ugh, they sent me home. They said I cant work if Im sick.
Phoebe: Then its really too bad that you cant tell me.
Phoebe: Yeah thats Rachel. (To herself) Beat me over the head with it.
Monica: Remember that guy that gave me a bad review? Well (Feeds him a spoonful of what shes cooking.) Im getting my revenge!
Joey: All right well, Im outta here. Wish me luck.
Phoebe: Well, you were wrong, he doesnt like me!
The Woman: (exasperatedly) Yes! Yes! Please, just give it to me!
Phoebe: Okay. Do you guys want me to play for you?
Phoebe: You told me you hate massages!
Phoebe: Oh my God! Youre getting a massage! You never let me massage you!!
Ross: (tries to snatch it from the kid) GIVE ME MY PUCK!! (but it files out of his grasp and knocks out the receptionist)
Chandler: Oh no-no-no, I will do it. Honey, you have to learn to sit down and relax and let your husband take care of things once and awhile. (Tries the door.) Its locked, you have to help me. Why is it locked?
Ross: No really, you tell me whats up.
Ross: she came and dragged me out of the labor room to ask me why Im not with Rachel.
Ross: Yeah but still, I mean it shouldve been me. Im the dad.
Joey: (To Rachel) Its like me when I was born.
Rachel: Are you asking me to move out? Do you not want me here?
Phoebe-Estelle: Don’t take that tone with me. Who you think you are? Alan Lemond, the first black man to fly solo across the Atlantic?
Rachel: But Ross, its you and me!
Phoebe: Is it me, or is veto starting to sound really good?
Joey: You should see the treatment I get when Im with that car! People are friendly; they-they wanna talk, and not just about the car! One guy gave me advice about my equity investments.
Joey: And Rachel. I would've told you but they made me promise not to tell!
Phoebe: What the hell is this?! What, did you actually thought it would make me feel better to give me stuff that I cant use for another two months?! This sucks! All right, whats my next present?!
Joey: Ooh, its probably a residual check, hey can you open it for me, Im kinda .
EDDIE: Naah, I crapped out, but Mr. 21 over here he cleans up, 300 bucks, check it out he buys me these new shoes, sweet huh?
Ross: Come on, Im your older brother, ask me!
Rachel: Oh well yeah me too. Um.. I had a baby.
Chandler: (pointing at the video) Why did you get me this?
Chandler: I thought maybe you got me porn for Valentines Day.
Monica: Oh! Oh, my God! No wonder my mother hates me!
Monica: Dont touch me!
Tag: Yeah, so, please don't fire me for doing this. (He kisses her)
Joey: Youre right. (Mouths, "I know youll show me, right?)
Joey: Yeah, sure. Go ahead. (pause) Oh, me, right!
Ross: That was me.
Ross: (handing Mona the present) Happy Valentines Day! Or something to remember me by.
Phoebe: ( in a soothing voice) Relax every muscle in your body. Listen to the plinky-plunky music. Okay, now close you eyes, and think of a happy place. Okay, tell me your happy place.
Ross: Hey, hey, its me. Why cant you tell me?
Ross with a look of wondering how long this is going to go on on his face: Still me.
Monica: All right, youre telling me you can eat an entire turkey in just one sitting?
Dina: I I dont care about fashion! Im pregnant! And I know you are too, so you gotta help me!
Chandler: Can I just say how much I appreciate you coming with me. When we get to Tulsa I'm taking you for a great dinner at 'Slim Pickings'. 'So Cheesy'? 'Whole Hog'? It's going to be tough to keep Kosher in Tulsa.
Chandler: Phoebe and Rachel! So the people that knew about our wedding before me were you, Phoebe and Rachel, Heldi, and apparently some band called Starlight Magic 7 who are available by the way!
Don: Youre kidding me!
Joey: Oh what then? Kick me?
Joey: YeahHey, dont worry, shes a terrific girl. And hey listen, could you do me a favor? When she comes out could you just mention that Im not looking for a serious relationship; thatd be great.
Bitsy: E-e-excuse me?
Monica: Okay, all right dont judge me to much. Okay? Um, but I saw this info-mercial, and um, I swear to you I have never-ever bought anything on TV before, except for this mop. But there was this stuff on leg waxing, it just, it looked so amazing....
Don: Excuse me?