words in movies
JOEY: See after the scene, Mr. Beatty comes up to me and says 'good actor, bad kisser'. Can you believe that, me not a good kisser, that's like, like Mother Theresa, not a good mother.
JOEY: Yep, this kiss thing is defiantly a problem, Mr. Beatty wants to see it again on Monday. Man, I gotta figure out what I'm doing wrong. Oh, okay, one of you girls come over here and kiss me.
CHANDLER: Well she totally called me on it, okay. She said, 'cut it out, get real', and I did.
CHANDLER: It's like this, me, no jokes.
PHOEBE: All right, stop it, you're freaking me out.
ROSS: Get away from me I said no!
JOEY: (entering) Man, I got this close to him (holds up his fingers) and Monica kneed me in the back. What's going on?
RACHEL: Yeah, when I was in the bathroom I saw the window that I crawled out of at my wedding, and God, I just started thinking that I shouldn't be here, you know I shouldn't, people are going to be looking at me and judging me and, and thinking about the last time.
WEDDING PLANNER: All rightie, everybody look at me. Good. All right, its time. Bridesmaids and ushers let's see two lines, thank you.
RACHEL: Why the hell didn't you tell me!
RACHEL: Oh Ross, would you stop, you got me, I'm dating you.
MRS. WINEBURG: You told me you didn't see anything.
RACHEL: Okay, now that is the third time someone has said something like that to me today.
RACHEL: Yeah, I love that story. Um, I got a question for you guys. Why do people keep is saying that is good to see me up and about?
BARRY: Yeah, what are they gonna say you didn't love me anymore. Come on.
MONICA: You know what, maybe I don't need to have children. You know maybe I just think I do because that is what society, and by that I mean my mom, has always convinced me that I...(sees two little girls dancing together) I do, I have to have children, I'm sorry, I just do.
ROSS: Most of you don't know me, I'm Rachel's boyfriend.
ROSS: Ross, uh and uh, I'd just like to say that it did take a lot of courage for Rachel to come here tonight. And, uh, for the record she did not run out on Barry because she had syphilis. (da-doom-chesh) (to drummer) What are you doing I'm serious. Uh, the reason she walked out on, on Barry is simply that she didn't love him, which incidentally worked out pretty well for me (looks for the da-doom-chesh, and doesn't get one) Cheers.
MONICA: I know you do. Me too. (pause) So what now?
Chandler: Honey! Thats crazy! I dont want you to get me a stripper
Wayne: Listen, I-I guarantee you keep your job if you can teach me how to talk to women like you do.
Joey: Yeah, me too. (He flips up his armrest in disgust.)
Chandler: Thats me.
Joey: Uh, that-thats-thats me!
Joey: Hey! Did you talk to Dennis about me yet?
Ross: Really?! (To Rachel) Hey, yknow what? Since you have such a great sense of what I need, uh ooh, heres-heres 60 bucks, why dont you take Phoebe down to that Colonial flea market of yours and get me some stuff.
Rachel: Oh no, I know that. I know that. Although, we made a joke that we spend so much time together he should call me his work wife.
Chandler: Oh please, could she be more out of my league? Ross, back me up here.
Monica: Yeah! Hey! Thanks for getting me that girls number.
Chandler: I was just at the bank, and there was this really hot teller, and she didnt ask me to go do it with her in the vault.
Chandler: Why me?!
Ross: Probably shouldnt touch me.
Ross: I can't believe Rachel just moved on and didn't say anything to me
Ross: What a great idea! That will get Rachel to forgive me!
Boy in the Cape: You cant tell me to shut up!
Monica: I also, did a little something in fur. But umm, thats really just for me. (Rubs it against her cheek.) Okay. So, why dont you go into your room and try these on and well seeget a better idea of whats gonna work.
Monica: (to Will) Wanna give me a hand?
Monica: I cant do it. Im sorry, I wish I could, but umm, see you have these feelings for me....
Will: Oh, it wasnt just me. We had a club!
Will: Me and Ross. (Points at Ross.)
Rachel: And uh, yeah, I didnt really, I didnt want to say anything, but it kinda it just, it kinda kept coming back to me, and umm, remember we were in the casino and for some reason thought it would be funny to eat a lot of grapes. And uh, and I thought it would be funnier if we got married. So as a, as a compromise we decided first to get married, and then (Ross joins in) to eat a lot of grapes. So umm, sorry I got us into this mess.
Joey: Well my old man is doing a plumbing job down there and he heard they have an opening. So, you want me to see if I can get you an interview?
Monica: THAT'S NOT ME!
Phoebe: Okay, okay, okay, okay... Still sure about me being myself?
Rachel: Monica, how come you never told me this?!
Phoebe: Ursula! (Ursula turns, smiles, and continues walking.) Wait! Err-err, its me! Phoebe!
Monica: Oh! Me too!
Rachel: Well thatyknow its just uh, Ive never done that before. Me and him alone.
Monica: That bastard taped over me! (Chandler's expression changes)
Phoebe: All better! Back to work! Except this clown from research told me I was fired. He should do his research, huh?
Rachel: Okay. So these signals Ross, explain this to me, cause maybe I need to be more careful. I mean, am I sending you these signals right now?
Joey: Hey, it's me! I'm comin' in!
Joey: Is that why you're on this trip, huh? Make me feel like a loser? 'Cause if it is, I'll tell ya, I-I-I'd rather be alone.
Phoebe: (singing) Rosss can! Give me the tickets! Ross can give me the tickets!!
Chandler: Hey! (Joey doesn't look up, but gestures 'wait a minute' with his finger while he finishes reading the article. Chandler waits for Joey to finish.) I need you to set me up for a joke. Later, when Monica is around, I need you to ask me about fire trucks.
Mona: Yeah? Well you still shoulda told me.
Ross: Well each tell you how we came up with the joke and then you decide which one of us is telling the truthme.
Rachel: Well, so then what are you doing to me? Okay? Just get out of here! All right? Move on!
The Teacher: Excuse me. Can, can I help you with something?
Phoebe: Ah! Okay so that would make me Susan.
Bobby: Yeah, he took the other one off and hit me with it.
Rachel: Okay-okay-okay-okay-okay-okay-okay! I got it! I got it! I got it! I cant! I cant! I cant! I cannot go with you and my sister thing. Okay? I just cant. Its just too weird, all right? I imagine the two of you together and I freak out. It freaks me out. I cant do it! I cant do it.
Chandler: No way! If anything youve gotta let me win! My wife thinks Im a wimp!
Chandler: I know, I went to the tanning place and the same thing happened to me. You have to let me in.
Tim: Whoops. Sorry. (Looking at it, like a newscaster) This just in. (Phoebe fake laughs.) Oh, its 9-1-1 from the restaurant, that means Monica needs me right away. (Starts to leave.)
Dina: Excuse me?
Rachel: Oh excuse me! Am I ruining my life?
Ross: Youre gonna love me so much. I got Sting tickets!! (Holds up two.)
Phoebe: Yeah, I really do! Yes, but, after I dumped on the way he was gonna propose to me, I don’t think he’s ever gonna ask again! I mean, I said no in Barbados and now this!
Chandler: Okay, so now do you believe that she's attracted to me?
Rachel: (returning) Okay, remember uh, remember how you told me that your grandmother put up that wall to make that into two bedrooms?
Phoebe: Oh, hi Chandler. It's Phoebe. Uhm... I know that Monica is working today so...(back to Central Perk) ...I was wondering if you want to come to the movies with me and Rachel.
Rachel: Well would you like me to lie down on the table?
Rachel: Okay, even this is turning me on!
Rachel: Uh Ross? You asked me that.
Doug: Whats going on Bing? Does uh, your wife have a problem with me or something?
Ross: Look this is starting to look really bad for me. Okay? Mona, Monas standing right over there. (Looks behind him.) Oh God, shes talking to Joey! You gotta let me win!
Frank: Yeah, I was thinking that maybe we could go down to Time Square and pick up some ninja stars. And, oh, um, my friend Larry, he wants me to take a picture of a hooker.
Ross: Oh see, before you uh, when you showed it to me you-you held it that way (he turns her hand upside down) which uh, which was misleading. Well Im (He goes at sits down at his new table and the kids stare at him.) Hello.
Ross: (he bounds into the lounge room) But you didn't! I'm still alive!! Kori, I know this is a big surprise for you. It's a long story but the things you just said really made my day! I mean, the fact that you are here means more to me than if this room were filled with people!
Rachel: Oh, really, really good. But enough about me, come on! Where-where are you from? What do you do?
Monica: Here, let me make the milk, Im up anyway.
Phoebe: Yeah, and it really freaked me out! And after a while I even tried to hurt you and it just spurred you on.
Ross: Okay, okay, so we're in the car. Right? And bang! A shot was fired. And Joey with no regard for his own safety throws himself on me!
Chandler: Yeah, we talked and Monica made me see that I over reacted a little bit and some things in life are more important.
Joey: Alright, so so tell me one of your moves.
Rachel: I knew it! I knew it. Come on tell me your moves.
Rachel: And now youre watching me walk away.
Rachel: Thank you! And now if youll excuse me, I have to go to the rest room.
Rachel: So tell me, what are Joey Tribbianis end of the night moves?
Chandler: Hey! I will have you know that... aah, who am I kidding. Let's call the kid Geller and let Bing die with me.
Ross: Listen, I know you wanted to talk to me, but I have an idea that may make you want to stay married. (Rachel shakes her head.) We register, and you get to keep all the presents!
Joey: Yeah me too, all night.
Joey: Oh my God! You did too? It totally freaked me out, what was that?!
Rachel: Oh, please tell me its not because Im going with Mark.
ERICA: No, no no no, you don't have to tell me anything. You don't have to explain yourself to me. Ooh, who am I to question the great Dr. Drake Remore?
Phoebe: Dont touch me!!
Rachel: Oh. Do you want to watch the rest of the movie with me?
Chandler: Yknow what would really help me through this tough time is choking something. Can I choke ya?
Monica: Wait, you like them with me.
Ross: Really? Me too!
Phoebe: Me too!
Monica: Or, it could mean that-that you saw Chandler and me together and we y'know were being close and stuff and then you just want to have that with someone too.
Joey: I did that too! They wouldnt give me her real name or her number. They said, "If I bothered them again theyd call the police." I said, "If you talk to the police, you tell them Im missing a ring!"
Ross: No, no, no, no! Dont tell me! I dont want to know!
Rachel: Okay, but Ross just listen to me
Monica: (congested) Ugh, they sent me home. They said I cant work if Im sick.
Phoebe: Then its really too bad that you cant tell me.
Phoebe: Yeah thats Rachel. (To herself) Beat me over the head with it.
Monica: Remember that guy that gave me a bad review? Well (Feeds him a spoonful of what shes cooking.) Im getting my revenge!
Joey: All right well, Im outta here. Wish me luck.
Phoebe: Well, you were wrong, he doesnt like me!
The Woman: (exasperatedly) Yes! Yes! Please, just give it to me!
Phoebe: Okay. Do you guys want me to play for you?
Phoebe: You told me you hate massages!
Phoebe: Oh my God! Youre getting a massage! You never let me massage you!!
Ross: (tries to snatch it from the kid) GIVE ME MY PUCK!! (but it files out of his grasp and knocks out the receptionist)
Chandler: Oh no-no-no, I will do it. Honey, you have to learn to sit down and relax and let your husband take care of things once and awhile. (Tries the door.) Its locked, you have to help me. Why is it locked?
Monica: Oh my God, me too! Oh! Oh, we'd be like friends-in-law! Y'know what the best part is? The best part is that you already know everything about him! I mean, it's like starting on the fifteenth date!