words in movies
Chandler: Thats our phone number. Now look, I know I kinda sprung this whole me moving out on thing, so why dont I justwhy dont I just cover you for a while?
Chandler: Hey! Wow! You look great! Wanna move in with me tomorrow?
Monica: Rachel, you are packed though right, I mean please tell me that youre packed.
Phoebe: Hurry! Monicas gonna make you pack! Shes got jobs for everyone! Now, its too late for me, but save your selves! (The guys scramble for the door.)
Joey: Oh thats okay. Hey, actually in a way its kinda nice. Me, bringing the food of my ancestors, you, the food of yours!
Joey: What, are you crazy? You havent beaten me once since my injury plagued 97 season. It would be easier if you just give me your money.
Joey: (scores) Yes! I win again! Ha-ha! Thats like 500 bucks you owe me! Whoo-ho-hoo! (Goes over to the fridge and starts opening and closing the door rapidly.) $500 that is a loooot of electricity! (By the way, theres nothing in the fridge.) Whoo-ho-ho! (Notices the sparseness of the fridge.) I gotta buy some food.
Chandler: Okay, give me a chance to win my money back. Okay? Sudden death, one goal, $1,000.
Joey: Okay, get ready to owe me!
Chandler: No! No! No! No(Joey looks at him)one can beat me.
Monica: Hello? (Listens) Oh, hi Ross! (To Rachel) See? Other people call me!
Monica: When I take a shower, she leaves me little notes on the mirror.
Monica: When I fall asleep on the couch after reading, she covers me over with a blanket.
Joey: No, no, no more! I cannot lose another dime! Im serious this time! In-in fact, look, theres aI wanna give you something. And let me give it too you know before I pawn it for Cups money. (He rolls the big white dog over) Now, I want you to have the big white dog as a kinda of a, yknow, thank you for being such a great roommate.
Chandler: No, but waitwhat if I bought it from you, yknow? And your nice gesture would be giving it to me at a reasonable price, say (Gets choked up) $1,500?
Joey: Wait a second, I see what youre trying to do here! You-youre trying to give me money again!
Joey: I will be okay! Look Chandler, you gotta get it out of your head that I cant take care of myself. Okay? Look, Im not gonna miss you helping me out with money. The only thing that Im gonna miss is you. And now the dog.
Monica: Hey. Call me when you get there. Okay?
Ross: Chandler, what kind of an idiot do you take me for? (As he picks up the fake Ben.)
Malcom: Were you following me?
Julie: You don't think they'll judge and ridicule me?
MONICA: Well, what made you make the exception for me?
Monica: This is me in The Sound of Music. See the von Trapp kids?
Monica: Excuse me, Mrs. Burkart? Well, we're all cleaned up in the kitchen.
Monica: Y'know, I-I-I don't think that I can. So if you don't mind, maybe this will be it for me on the work things.
Chandler: It doesn't scare me!
Jessica Ashley: No, I try to save that for real awards. Now, if youll excuse me. (She exits.)
Chandler: She said she'd call me.
Phoebe: Earl, youre not hearing me! All Im saying is that youre not alone all right? Everybody hates the people they work with! (One of her coworkers overhears that, and she mimes that she didnt mean him.)
Rachel: No Ross!! (stands up and moves away from him) Dont! You cant just kiss me and think youre gonna make it all go away, okay? It doesnt work that way. It doesnt just make it better. Okay?
Rachel: Hi! So Im out having lunch at Monicas and this guy starts talking to me, and it turns out he works for a buyer at Bloomingdales and there happens to be an opening in his department. So I gave him my phone number and hes gonna call me this weekend to see if he can get me an interview!
David: For me, I have a hard time with le Blanc in particular. When-whenI mean when
JOEY: No I just uh, thought you liked your eggs with the bread with the hole in the middle, a-la me.
Ross: (coming out of the bathroom) Won't you dance around with me.
CHANDLER: Phoebs, let me ask you something, were, were these, uh, funny brownies?
Joey: No! If anyone's a sex addict here, it's Monica! Yeah. Yeah. She has been trying to get me back in the sack ever since London!
RACHEL: I am. Let me just get my coat.
Joey: Yeah, she's gonna live with me!
Gunther: Okay, here are the tips for this morning. Jen gets 50, 50 for me, and Joey owes eight dollars.
PHOE: Oohh, um, no, I don't think that's the problem. 'Cause we went, um, dancing the other night and the way he held me so close, and the way he was looking into my eyes I just like... definitely felt something.
ROSS: That, that's the only thing the zoo's ever told me.
Ross: That would be me.
Mrs. Waltham: (As she walks pass Ross, she pats his but.) Call me.
Joey: Ah, let me see! (she hands him a pile of tissues) Damn, that's a lot of guys! Are you a little slutty?
Joey: (To Chandler) Okay look, Chandler, if this (Motions back and forth indicating the arrangement.) you have got to listen! (Tugs on his ear.) (Chandler glares at him.) Youre gonna throw that juice at me, arent ya?
Chandler: (still on the phone)Damnit. Alright call me when you know more.
Rachel: Oh, Monica made me send her to my mother's. Apparently babies and weddings don't mix.
Monica: When I fall asleep on the couch after reading, she covers me over with a blanket.
Chandler: (on phone, reading from a script) Oh, Danielle! I wasn't expecting the machine... Give me a call when you get a chance. (Rattles some dishes) Bye-bye. (Hangs up.) Oh God!
RACHEL: Well, from me. And I know it's not your big money song, but it's my favorite.
Rachel: Oh God... Okay. Alright. Alright. Okay. Ross, please don't hate me.
Phoebe: Don't make me do this again, I don't like my voice like this.
Rachel: Excuse me, there was no time!
PHOEBE: Oh, c'mon, like you tell me everything.
Joey: Only if you think its better than this... (holds up an aerosol can) snow-in-a-can!! I got it at work. Mon, you want me to decorate the window, give it a kind of Christmas lookie.
Phoebe: Ok, somebody is on their way to ruin wedding okay. And I have to warn somebody, alright. So if you dont give me that number then Im going to come over there and kick your snooty ass all the way to New Glocken..shire.
Monica: Got me.
Rachel: (on the phone) Mum, please!I know you love your new lips, but I can barely understand you! Would you, please, just let me say goodnight to my daughter?
Eric: But, he told me over the phone.
Joey: All right, give it back to me. (takes the card back, but he looks at the card before he puts it back in the deck, he holds the deck to his forehead, and thinks a little while) 5 of hearts.
JOEY: (entering) Man, I got this close to him (holds up his fingers) and Monica kneed me in the back. What's going on?
Rachel: (on the phone) Monica, Im quitting! I just helped an 81 year old woman put on a thong and she didnt even buy it! (Pause) Im telling you Im quitting! Thats it! Im talking to my boss right now! (Pause) Yes I am! (Pause) Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Okay bye, call me when you get this message. (Hangs up as her boss, Mr. Waltham, walks in.) Oh! Mr. Waltham, I ah really need to talk to you.
Monica: I'm talking about me having a baby.
ROSS: Most of you don't know me, I'm Rachel's boyfriend.
MICH: Oy. Look, I've been through a divorce, trust me you're gonna be fine. You just can't see it now because you haven't had any closure.
Joey: Ah-ha-ha, you guys owe me big time. (He walks into the kitchen and does a little dance step on the way.)
Bonnie: Rachel was just helping me out. My head got all sunburned.
Monica: Aunt Syl, stop yelling! All I'm saying is that if you had told me vegetarian lasagna, I would have made vegetarian lasagna. (pauses, listens to person on phone) Well, the meat's only every third layer, maybe you could scrape.
Rachel: Okay uh, but before you do that. I-I, I need you to talk to me.
MRS GREEN: Oh, am I! I just danced with a wonderfully large woman. And three other girls made eyes at me over the buffet. Oh, I'm not saying it's something I wanna pursue, but it's nice to know I have options.
Malcom: So you spied on me. I can't believe you don't trust me. (Ursula walks past, and Malcom finds behind the pillar)
Rachel: What are you talking about Pheebs? (Takes out her compact) I don't (She gasps when she looks in the mirror and sees her face.) (To Ross) Oh my God, you drew on me?!
MRS. GELLER: Jack, give me that. Talk to your son.
Rachel: Okay, well cant you just try it one more time Ross? For me? For me?
Chandler: But you said you forgave me. It was just a couple of cigarettes�no big deal.
Chandler: Y'know what I think it is? It's the fishnet stockings. Y'know? Whenever I see a girl in fishnet stockings it reminds me of my father in fishnet stockings.
Joey: Yeah, I mean its never taken me a week to get over a relationship.
Phoebe: Monica, I really appreciate you checking in on me, but I'm actually feeling a lot better. Yeah, I just kinda want to be alone right now.
ROSS: Hey, tell me again, what do I do when Mr. Roper calls?
Ross: No! For all I know, shes trying to find me but couldnt because I kept moving around. No, from now on, Im staying in one place. (He sits down on the bed.) Right here.
Emily: Well, that me. (They kiss again.) Here, have this. (She gives him the candy bar.) Im only allowed one piece of carryon anyway. (She starts towards the jetway.)
Ross: I was barefoot. Now tell me, the toilet thing is the only thing you taught him right?
Chandler: No! That would be so awkward! LookBesides, we work in different departments. Hes on the sixth floor yknow? So he calls me Toby once in a while. Whats the big deal? It could be worse, its not like hes calling me Muriel. (Chandler suddenly freezes into place.)
Rachel: Ross, it took you ten years to finally admit you liked me.
Rachel: Whoa! Wait! Hello! What about me?
CHANDLER: Believe me, sometimes that happens.
Monica: So, do you want me to watch Ben for you?
Jill: Totally, I love them! And, maybe you could finish telling me about all the different kinds of sand.
Chandler: Well she, she wouldnt do that, shes with, shes with me.
Joey: Whoa, ah!! Were you just gonna give me some lemonade?
Monica: You guys, I ordered some chocolate pies from that bakery on Bleecker. Could you pick them up for me?
EDDIE: Ok, then I want to hear you say it, I, I want to hear you say you want me out.
Chandler: Come on, tell me.
PHOEBE: No. What do you, what do you want me to be, like some stupid, big, like, purple dinosaur?
Ross: I know, me too. It was... You know, it was like one of those things you think is never gonna happen, and then it does, and it's everything you want it to be.
Phoebe: It was right after we were living together and you were driving me crazy, okay? You were really controlling and compulsive and shrill.
Eric: She, now I knew that and now Im sweating. Look at me, Im really sweatingNow Im saying, "Look at me," Im getting even sweatier. I think I probably should go.
Chandler and Phoebe: Yes! You mean the world the world to me. Oh...
Ross: So? Sure! But it-it wouldnt be anything romantic. And Im-Im dating MonaDamnit Mona! I was supposed to meet her like an hour ago! What is wrong with me?!
PHOEBE: Now do me, do my back. Oh come on, harder.
TILLY: I gather by that oh that he told you about me.
Rachel: OK, alright, OK, um... then could you please, uh... just give him a message for me? Please? This is very important.
Joey: Fine. Gang up on me! I got you all right where I want you.
Rachel: Wait no, honey, honey throw it to me, throw it to me.
Mr. Heckles: (as Phoebe and Rachel leave) You owe me a cat.
Rachel: You dont pick me! Youre stuck with me!
Aurora: 'We' would be me and Rick.
Monica: Look, I know that you're in a place right now where you really need to hate Julie's guts, but she didn't do anything wrong. I mean, she was just a girl who met a guy, and now they go out. I really think that if you gave her a chance, you'd like her. Would you just give that a chance, for me?
RACHEL: Agh, what a jerk. I kept talking about you and he kept asking me out. I mean, naturally, you know, I said no.
Joey: Somehow they got the idea that you only invited them because of me. They feel a little unwanted.
Ross: Fine, fine, Rachel your with Monica, Joey youre with me.
Rachel: Are you gonna let me play?
Chandler: Fine with me.
Rachel: (To Monica) Im okay! Im okay! (She knocks on Mr. Heckles's window.) Mr. Heckles, Mr. Heckles could you help me please?
Dennis Phillips: Oh, thank you. Well if youll excuse me, Im gonna go get myself a drink. Be back in a moment. (Walks away.)
ROSS: Julie. Julie. That. Oh God. Julie, right. OK, I need to lie down. No, ya know, I'm gonna stand. I'm gonna stand, I'm gonna walk, I'm walkin' and I am standing. OK so you uh, and now wha... and now, now, now you're over me?
Ross: It's a big deal to me. This is great, Monica. I really appreciate this.
Rachel: Oh, sure! Do you need me to train somebody new?
Chandler: So explain something to me here, uh, what kind of a relationship do you imagine us having if you already have a husband and a boyfriend?