words in movies
Monica: Oh, the way you crushed Mike at ping pong was such a turn-on.You wanna...? (plays with her finger on Chandlers chest)
Monica: Not until you said it. Somebody switch! (Chandler makes a clicking sound with his fingers and Phoebe runs to the other wall. Monica returns to Chandlers wall.) Wait a minute... Ross and Charlie, Joey and Rachel, Phoebe and Mike! We're the only people leaving with the same person we came with.
(Switch to Phoebe and Mike, who are kissing)
Mike: You should be careful when checking your overhead bins, 'cause items may shift during...
Mike: You don't have to go home tonight, do you?
Mike: Oh...
Mike: Uhm... I can't do anything tonight.
Mike: I have a date.
Mike: Oh, it's... my girlfriend.
Mike: Yeah... Well, when... you and I broke up I started seeing someone.
Mike: Three months.
Mike: I'll tell her that it's over tonight at dinner. I promise.
Mike: Maybe I'll sign for it. Tear it open. Pull out the packing material...
Mike: Hey, it's Mike.
Mike: Oh, err... no, she's not here yet. You know, I think I'm just gonna take off and break up with her over the phone...
Phoebe: Yeah, you can't do that! Oh, come on Mike, strap on a pair.Why don't you just tell her that we got back together. You know, women appreciate honesty. We also appreciate gentle spanking once in a while. Just F.Y.I.
Mike: One more thing... There... might be a picture of Precious on my coffee table.
Mike: Anyway, I just wanna give you a heads up.
Phoebe: Yeah, I can't say that. uhm... Susie, I'm gonna be straight with you... Mike and I are back together... and uhm... unfortunately that effectively ends your relationship with him. And he's very sorry about that and wishes you the best of luck in all your endeavours.
Precious: I just can't believe that Mike didn't give me any warning.
(Mike enters the apartment.)
Precious: Screw you, Mike. You're a coward and a bastard, and I hope you rot in hell.
(she slaps him in the face, Mike looks like he doesn't believe what just happened. Precious leaves, and he turns to Phoebe.)
[Scene: the hotel game room. There is a ping pong table in the middle of the room. Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in]
[Scene: Mike and Phoebe in Phoebe's place, Phoebe is doing a crossword puzzle]
Mike: I FEEL THE SAME WAY!
Mike: Really?
Monica: Oh my God, Mike was gonna propose?
PHOEBE: (calling from the bar on her cell phone.) Hey, Mike, it's me.� Listen, is um, is Ross near you?
Mike: Why?
Mike: Going go to the bathroom.
Mike: Great game, huh?
Phoebe: Mike Hannigan... will you marry me? (Mike looks bewildered)
[Scene: Mike and Phoebe at a restaurant.]
Mike: Phoebe, I...
Phoebe: Uh-huh! (and now Mike kneels properly)
Mike: I'm gonna do this now.
Mike: Ready?
Mike: I love you!
Monica: No it's not, b'cause she's still in love with Mike!
Mike: Are you serious?
Mike: I think it would make me wanna marry you even more. (he kisses her)
Mike: Not necessary.
Mike: It does. It feels really good!
Phoebe (to Mike): Gay, go.
Mike: We’re seriously asking for our money back?
Mike: Yeah! This feels really good.
Mike: She could have been talking about either one of us.
Mike: You never told me about that guy on your sweet sixteen. Oh, ugh. I'm sorry about that.
[Scene: Central Perk. Phoebe and Mike enter]
Mike: Alright, fine. We'll give the money back.
Mike: No! No, no. I see where this is going. Don't make me go back there.
Mike: What?
Mike: No, no, we're here to give the money back.
Mike: Done it. (Phoebe becomes a little more subdued) I'll be back in a couple of hours.
Mike: Lima.
Mike: Completely anonymous. From two kind strangers.
Mike: And "X" is spelled uhm... "Mike Hannigan".
Monica: (to Chandler) Oh my God. That was so amazing! When did you (pause) Hold on! I almost forgot (she turns to Mike) loser! (back to Chandler) When did you stop sucking?
Phoebe: Yes, I do! Today is Mike and my one-year anniversary.
Ross: I don’t know. Phoebe, if one of us saw Mike with another woman would you want us to tell you?
Mike: Look, if Phoebe wants to marry David, she should, I'm not gonna stand in the way of that and neither should you.
Mike (to the charity guy): Oh my God, I love your shirt!
Mike: Yeah.
Mike: Thanks for coming you guys.
Mike: Is that why your hand is pressed against my crotch?
Mike: You both wanna do it? Uhm... there's only room for one.
Mike: Hey guys, how is it going?
Mike: No more so than acting.
Joey: Strike three! You only get one more, Mike!
[Scene: Wedding rehearsal dinner. Joey and Mike are talking.]
Mike: Yeah, yeah. Hey, thanks for doing that.
Mike: You're right. She probably will support me. Hey, unless we move in with you, dad?
Mike: Do I have a minute to go to the bathroom?
Mike: Is that what you say to Chandler?
MIKE: huh.� (pause)� What's the difference between beer and lager?
Mike: Hey.
Mike: (looking around the room) This is... great...
(Mike enters the room).
Mike: Joseph.
Mike: (thinks a moment) Orchids?
Joey: (to Mike) Hello Michael.
Mike: That must have been one lousy movie.
(Mike and Joey come out of Joey's room)
(Mike walks in.)
Mike: Oh, you haven't picked yet. Oh good, 'cause I had an idea. I thought it would be fun if the third groomsman was my family dog. Chappy.
Mike: Hey, I forgot my scarf.
Phoebe: (Turning to Mike) What do you think?
Mike: I think I wanna get married to you today.
Mike: I guess.
Mike: Oh, no!
Mike: Well, I know this is gonna sound crazy, but, we could not let the box of rats ruin our lives.
Mike: My God! Aren't you freezing?
Mike: I love you too.
Mike: I do.
(Phoebe and Mike kiss)
Joey: Mike, do you take this woman to be your wife?
(Mike takes off his coat to give to Phoebe and the steel band plays "The Wedding Song")
Chandler: So, where's Mike?
(Mike puts the ring on her finger)
Mike: (walks to the couch with coffee for Phoebe) Here you go.
Mike: Oh, it's just... It's up to you. It's your name. You've got to live with it.
Mike: You're a strange kind of grown-up.
Mike: Well... hey, the key works...! (he looks as if he doesn't want to believe what's happening)
Mike: You really did that?
Mike: So, what's new?
Phoebe:(not amused) Mike Crap Bag?
Mike: Why don't you tell her my name?
Mike: Ah! I missed you
Mike: Hey (He kisses Phoebe)
Mike: (afraid) You're kidding right?
[Scene: Phoebe is at Central Perk. Mike enters.]
Mike: Crap Bag.
Mike: Yeah, but you can't do that.
Mike: Really?
Mike: I'm not blowing her off, I actually just got off the phone with her, were going out tomorrow night, I mean I hope that's ok with you stranger from the coffee house.
[Scene: Central Perk. Phoebe and Mike are leaving.]
Mike: Oh! Why don't you introduce me?
MIKE: So, except for the fermentation process, beer and ale are basically the same thing.� Fascinating isn't it.
Mike: Only if you'll be Phoebe Buffay.
Mike: The woman I love... (he walks to Phoebe) I love you... Which is probably something I shouldn't say for the first time in front of my parents... and Tom and Sue...Who are by the way the most sinfully boring I've ever met in my life...
Mike: Oh, figuring out our wedding plans.
Monica: Hey! Where's Mike?