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Monica: Mom says it's all of Manhattan, parts of Brooklyn and Queens, and they have no idea when it's coming back on.
Monica: (into phone) Pants and a sweater? Why, mom? Who am I gonna meet in a blackout? Power company guys? Eligible looters? Could we talk about this later? OK. (hangs up)
Jill: (on phone) Hi Mom, it's Jill.
Joshua: Mom, Dad, what are you guys doing here?
Phoebe: Come on, Mom, Ill take you home.
Phoebe: Oh right, yeah okay, my Mom could, and I cant. We dont have that....
Rachel: (going through the mail) Oh look! A letter from my mom.
Mr. Geller: Honey, relationships are hard. Like with your Mom and me. You know after we graduated college we broke up for a while. It seems her Father, your Grandfather, wanted her to travel around Europe, like he did. Of course, he got to do it on Uncle Sam's nickel, because he was also strafing German troop trains at the time. However, (turns around and sees that Monica is sleeping and puts a blanket around her, kisses her, picks up the cigar, and starts watching the video)
Ross: Hey! All that stuff you said about true love, you were right, I mean, we did learn a lot from Mom and Dad! And that picture of Chi-Chi with her mischievous grin. And what you said about Nana. Ohh, yeah she really wouldve wanted to be there. And you know what? I think she was.
Phoebe: All right I I gotta call my mom and ask her a left handed cooking question.
Monica: Hey. Ross, did you know Mom and Dad are going to Puerto Rico for Thanksgiving?
Phoebe: Yeah, my mom used to put her head in the oven. Well, actually, she only did it the one time. But it was pretty weird.
Monica: No that is not what happened with us. Well, I was umm, I was really sad that night because this guy that I was Rosss mom.
PHOEBE: Yeah, I talked to my grandma about the Old Yeller incident, and she told me that my mom used to not show us the ends of sad movies to shield us from the pain and sadness. You know, before she killed herself.
Dina: And youre my big brother! I mean, youre my favorite guy in the whole world. Im not even scared to tell mom and dad. I was scared of telling you.
Monica: That didnt work on mom, its not going to work on us.
Phoebe: Yeah. Lets see, my had Mom killed herself, and my Dad had run off, and I was living in a Gremlin with a guy named Cindy who talked to his hand.
Monica: Mom, uh, Chandler was just saying how beautiful your sweater is.
Monica: (laughs) Thats right. My Mom doesnt have any faith in me! Oh, thats hilarious! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
Phoebe Sr.: Well, Im so sorry. I thought I was leaving you with the best parents in the world, I didnt even hear about your Mom and Dad til a couple of years ago, and by then you were already grown up. I dont know, youre here, and I would, I would really, I would like to get to know you.
Mike: Mom, I thought I told you... Phoebe's a vegetarian.
Ross: Yeah, um, I don't know if you noticed, but he had a lot to drink, and you know how he gets when he's drun..uh... (He has caught sight of Joey scowling at him) I can't do this, I did it, it was me, I'm sorry, I kissed your mom.
Ross: So Pheebs, how long is your mom gonna be with us?
MONICA: Yes but my mom got me this job.
Ross: (Ross hugs his mom and dad)Hi. Mom. Dad.
Chandler: If I turn into my parents, I'll either be an alcoholic blond chasing after twenty-year-old boys, or... I'll end up like my mom.
Paul: No, unfortunately Lizzies mom passed away shortly after she was born. I raised her by myself.
Paul: (To Rachel) Thank you, its my moms. So this is the kitchen.
Monica: (out loud, to her parents) Mom! Dad! Ross smoked pot in college!
Mackenzie: This is what my mom was talking about. Whiners are wieners. (Joey glares at her angrily) Look, you want your friends to be happy, right?
Susan: (Triumphantly) On your back... Mom.
Joey: Chandler. Will you see if your mom can give my resume to Dennis Phillips? Cause if I can get in a Broadway show then I wouldve done it all, film, television, and theater. The only think left would be radio, and thats just for ugly people.
Monica: Oh, my mom called, theyre gonna run our engagement announcement in the local paper, so were looking for a good picture of us.
Monica: Okay, lets do it. Mom and Dad are gonna be so faced!
Chandler: And look how happy the mom is now!
Kathy: Oh. Well uh, (to Chandler) you not being able to talk may make this easier. Listen umm (She looks at the gang who are watching, they take the hint and leave them alone.) Listen I dont wanna be someone who comes between two best friends. I just, I cant stand seeing what this is doing to you guys, and I dont wanna be the cause of that. So, I dont think we can see each other anymore. Im gonna go to my moms in Chicago, Im gonna stay there for awhile. I think this couldve be something really amazing, but yknow this is probably for the best. Yknow? Im gonna miss you. Good-bye, Chandler.
Monica: Oh, Rach! Rach! Umm hey, could you do me a favor and would talk to Chandlers dad and try to keep him away from Chandlers mom?
Monica: I just told my Mom Id cater a party for her.
Monica: Hey guys check it out! My mom sent me the paper!
Phoebe: Yeah, my mom sent me a family heirloom that once belonged to my grandmother. Can you believe it?! A year ago I didn't even have a family, and now I have heirlooms for crying out loud.
RACHEL: Listen honey, can you keep dad occupied, I'm gonna go talk to mom for a while.
Ursula: Yeah, I got a big box of family stuff when my mom died.
Phoebe: Yeah I know what I wanted to ask you. Um, can you roll your tongue? Because I can, and my Mom couldnt, and I thought y'know, I figured that was something I got from our Dad.
Phoebe: So... now... What about with Mike's mom?
Rachel: Oh, with the mother, just... just constantly tell her how amazing her son is. Take it from me, moms love me. Ross's mom one time actually said I'm like the daughter that she never had.
Phoebe: Our mom.
Phoebe: Ohh, I lost my mom to suicide.
Joey: Look Mon, if you could just call my mom
Ross: Ah. Joey youre-youre having lunch with my mom?
Monica: Were gonna pick up the wedding dress then were gonna have lunch with mom. (Joey stands up.)
Chandler: Mom. Thanks for wearing something. (They hug.) (Shes wearing a tight dress with a lot of cleavage showing.)
Mike: Wow! You look like... like my mom.
Monica: Dad [kisses Jack], Mom [kisses Judy]. Look! Look who it is its Chandler!
Mike: But, I mean, you have met... humans before, right? Look, why don't you go talk to my mom?
Phoebe: Yeah okay... yeah, your mom... okay... She looks nice, I can talk to her.
Monica: I cant believe mom and dad are selling the house!
Joey: Sure. What? About uh, you showering with your mom?
Phoebe: I'll find Bob, I'll get him. Bob? (starts looking) Bob! Robert! (looks at cabinet under sink) Oh wait, I think I hear him. Oh - Oh my god! Bob had babies! Bob's a mom!
PHOEBE: Well, 'cause, I mean, what if, what if he's not this great dad guy? I mean, what if, what if he's just still the dirtbag who ran out on my mom and us? You know what? I've already lost a fake dad this week and I don't think I'm ready to lose a real one.
Phoebe: Yeah, but if I do tell him, then hes gonna hate myself. I mean look at him and his Mom, I cant. (pause) But, you guys can, please you gotta talk him out of it.
Rachel: Oh yeah. Okay, see mom, the truth is I can do this on my own.
Ross: Hi! (Kisses his mom.) Hey mom.
Monica: Okay thats it. I give up. At mom and dads 40th anniversary, youre the one giving the speech.
Rachel: What?! My moms not gonna be here?!
Rachel: Please, make sure she comes. Its really important to me, I mean its my mom!
Rachel: No, we decided that I would go ahead and set up first, and then my mom would bring Emma to Paris on Sunday.
Joey: Yeah, with my mom. Yeah, not so much with my dad.
Rachel: (checking the speed dial) All right, first name on the speed dial is mom.
Chandler: Because it's complicated, it's complex- Hey, you kissed my mom!
Ross: Oh, no, Mom, its just Monica this year.
Rachel: Mom thats okay that you didnt get you a gift!
Ross: Mom no, come on! Thank you.
Rachel: Oh we did, but my mom got us the greatest gift of all.
Rachel: But mom, I really know what Im doing. I can handle this.
Mary Ellen Wait, is your mom okay?
Ross: Hey, wheres uh, wheres mom?
MONICA: Ok, let me go check. Your mom want's to say goodbye.
Monica: Myself. Yknow for remembering to pack a thing. Yeah, you do a good thing, you get a check! (pause) My mom does it, I never realized it was weird.
Gavin: Mom, I'll call you later. Yeah. (hangs up) (to Rachel) Yes?
Ross: (To Monica) Youre drunk! Mom and dad are gonna be maaaaadd! Maybe Im a little drunk.
Phoebe: Well, Im returning a call from a certain mom at the B-E-A-C-H. I just spelled the wrong word. (goes into Monicas room)
MIKE: No.� Just his mom.
Phoebe: Well, umm, my Moms friend, Phoebe, is actually my birth Mom.
Monica: Mom�s here? I wanted to have lunch with her today, she told me she was out of town.
[Scene: A Mexican Restaurant, Monica, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler and his mom are there.]
Joey: Yeah, that's because we had a bit of a falling out. Mike hit my mom with a car.
Phoebe: So great. Oh, we took a nap today and my Mom fell asleep on my tummy and purred.
Monica: Daddy! I dont think we need to hear about the specific positions you and mom had sex.
Monica: Y'know, all these years, I thought you were on my side. But maybe what you were doing was sucking up to Mom and Dad so they'd keep liking you better!
Phoebe: No, I know, Im just nervous. Y'know its just y'know Moms dead, dont talk to my sister, Grandmas been sleeping a lot lately. Its like the last desperate chance to have a family, y'know, kinda thing. Youre so sweet to wait with me.
Phoebe: Well, Im not sure. I mean, I guess until she y'know, gets used to the fact that theres y'know, a new mom. Y'know, I think shes worried that y'know, shes gonna, shes gonna be replaced. (to the cat, in a funny voice) Well, thats not gonna happen is it? Noo. (gets up) Okay, I have to return a call in the other room.
Phoebe: Oh. Okay, well I-I was kinda hoping that I would just be alone yknow to think about my mom and her suicide.
Rachel: Anybody! You, me, you know, Monica's mom...
Mike's mom: Michael!
Ursula: No, I umm, I read about her in Moms suicide note.
ROSS: Mom, there are so many people in my life. Some of them are seeing people and some of them aren't. Is that crystal?
Monica: Frannie was the one who found your Playboys and showed them to mom.
Leslie: Well. Your mom didn't tell us about the blobbies.
Ross: Oh, mom. Mom. Chandler hates Thanksgiving and doesn't eat any Thanksgiving food.
Mike: Mom, dad, thanks for dinner.
Fat Monica: Call them mom and dad you loser!
Chandler: Yeah, Jell-o just like Mom used to make.
Phoebe: I know! I guess I am! Oh my god! Load up the Volvo I want to be a soccer mom!