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Ross: No IMona!
Ross: So? Sure! But it-it wouldnt be anything romantic. And Im-Im dating MonaDamnit Mona! I was supposed to meet her like an hour ago! What is wrong with me?!
Mona: I mean I love spending time with you, yknow I justI hope were moving forward. I mean, we should probably talk about that. Dont you think?
Mona: Ohh! (Hugs him.) And I love spending time with you. (Ross isnt happy.)
Phoebe: Ugh. Come on, Mona, dont kiss ass.
Phoebe: So, how does Mona feel about you and Rachel living together?
Mona: Hi!
Mona: Oh no.
Mona: Good.
Mona: I brought you back a present.
Mona: I think its interesting.
Mona: (laughing) Yeah right!
Mona: I missed you, too! So, how was your week?
Mona: How exciting!
Phoebe: How could you not tell Mona that Rachel is living with you?
Mona: So, whatd you tell him?
Mona: Why?
Rachel: (entering) Oh, hey, Mona!
Mona: Seriously, what is she doing?
Mona: Hi! Hi. Hi, Rachel! (to Ross) Whats she doing here?
Mona: Okay, but its Valentines Day!
Mona: Oh, my God! She has food delivered here?
Rachel: Oh hey! Hey Ross! Hey hows it, hows it going with you and Mona? Are you guys still together?
Rachel: Well just ask Mona to give it back!
Ross: Great! Great. Then I mustve left it at Monas. I knew it!
[Scene: Outside Monas Apartment, Ross is knocking on the door.]
Mona: No-no thats a mans shirt.
Mona: (seeing Ross) Oh my God! Ross!!!
Mona: Now, do you think it should say, "Love Ross and Mona?"
Mona: Ross, we we have to be strong. Okay, I-Im gonna go. (She picks up the shirt Ross has just set down.) Can I? To remember you?
Ross: What was wrong with Mona?
Mona: Cant we just ask her to go?
Ross: (handing Mona the present) Happy Valentines Day! Or something to remember me by.
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Joey are reading a magazine and Ross is chatting with Mona.]
Mona: No, I mean it. There are so few genuinely nice guys out there.
Mona: You think so? Ive always kinda hated it.
Mona: Yeah, you still have feelings for me. And-and to be honest, I-I still have feelings for you. And I wish that we can work it out Ross, but we cant. Its too complicated with you and Rachel and the baby, I-I just It just wasnt meant to be.
Ross: I dont care about your dad! I care about Mona! She was there and now shes totally freaked out!
Mona: Umm, I-I thought we were moving forward and now youre-youre sending me all these mixed signals. What are you trying to tell me?
Ross: (opening the door to see Mona standing there) Mona? What arehi! What are you doing here? Im, um, supposed to pick you up!
Ross: I wasnt farting! (To Mona) Uh, a little game from our table. (To the little girl) Yes?
Ross: Mona umm Clickclocken. The famous botanist? Huh? Oh no shes uhwell shes dead now. No, supposedly she was once quite the hottie of the plant world.
Rachel: (as Ross enters with a present) But, but, Mona, I live here.
Rachel: (entering) Hi! Im so sorry to barge in on your Valentines, but I had to get away from all the yelling. Mona is dumping Ross.
Mona: Okay, but I get to hop on after her. (Ross bites the air in response.)
Ross: Oh. Yeah. (Sarcastically) Uh Chandler let me win. No, Chandlers really strong. Oh my arm is so sore. Oh nurse! (Waddles over to Mona.)
Mona: Hey, you guys could arm wrestle.
Mona: No, no. Listen, Ross is too nice to say anything, but this is his apartment, and, and, we gotta have some boundaries, so why dont you go back to your place and give us some privacy?
Mona: Change of plans, I made you a special Valentines dinner! Surprise!
Ross: (to Mona) Oh but not that way. I mean I mean Im not in love with her. I love her like a, like a friend.
Mona: I love your place! Where is this guy from? (A statue from the top of his apothecary table.)
Mona: Oh, I gotta get to work. So call me later?
Mona: Oh, Rachel! Wait! Hey, I hope you dont take this the wrong way, but, but, um what are you doing?
Mona: No, its still wet. Yknow what? Let me get it out before it sets. Ooh, I have something you can wear. Here. (Hands him Rosss shirt.)
Mona: Oh good, youre here. Yeah, and I was worried that it was going to be uncomfortable.
Mona: Oh hey, thanks again for showing me your semi-precious stone collection. It was amazing! (She leaves.)
Mona: Uh, thats okay. You can dance with her first.
Mona: Hi!
Ross: (on phone) Item J437-A, color: winterberry. (Theres a knock on the door as he hangs up the phone. He answers it to Mona.) Hi umm, listen come here, come in. (She does so.) Im so-so sorry about yesterday. I-Im really sorry. Its just that I (He picks up the pink shirt.)
Rachel: I know, I get it, but Mona, what relationship is not complicated? I mean we all have our baggage! You must too! Why else would you still be single? (Mona looks at her.) I am so gonna leave right now. (Ross opens the door for her and she leaves.)
Ross: Wha? Oh, come on. You didnt have tosaltwater taffy?! (Mona laughs) Thanks! This is interesting. You know, most people think this is made with sea water, but its actually made with, uh, salted fresh water. Thats not interesting.
Mona: (laughs then stops) Oh youre serious. Sure!
Ross: Uh Mona just dumped me.
Mona: You got another ex-wife back there?
[Scene: Central Perk. Ross is sitting on the couch reading a magazine as Mona enters.]
Mona: (entering) Hey Ross, whats going on? You changing the lock?
Mona: Hi! Look! I got our pictures developed from Rockefeller Center.
Monica: You and Mona are doing a holiday card together?
Mona: Huh, could you imagine. I go away for a few days, and come back, and my boyfriend is living with some woman he got pregnant! (Mona laughs yes again!)
Mona: (entering, with her date) I am so sorry I spilled wine all over your shirt.
Ross: Well, Im, uh, going to pick up Mona. What have you got going tonight?
Ross: Oh great! Hey-hey Joey, do you want to check out pictures of me and Mona ice skating?
Mona: (interrupting him) Listen Ross, you dont have to apologize. I understand why you were there.
Mona: Yeah, yknow. Happy holidays from Mona and Ross. Itll be cute, okay?
(Ross starts looking for table six and finds out that its the kids table. He sees Mona sitting at another table.)
Ross: A hundred?! Well, I-I guess Ill take aMona, uh I-Im not sure about the whole uh, card thing.
Joey: So uh, you and Mona, been a while now. Hows it going?
Mona: Im good except umm, you still owe me a dance.
Mona: Im not sure yet. Why didnt you just tell me about all this?
Mona: (clapping) Yay! My hero!
Ross: Uh actually, sorry I cant even make it. Im seeing Mona again tonight.
Ross: Hey! I did not dump Rachel! (To Mona) Nor are we still together. (The phone rings and Ross goes to answer it, only hes trapped behind the apothecary table by Dr. Green.) Can I just (Dr. Green glares at him.) Why dont we just let the machine get that?
Mona: Okay, I guess you can close the door now. (He does so and they kiss.)
Rachel: (entering) Forgot my purse! (Sees them kissing.) Oh, you guys made up. (To Mona) Hes a good kisser isnt he? (Ross goes to close the door on her.) Im going! (Quickly leaves and Ross locks the door.)
Mona: Yknow, every year I say Im gonna send out holiday cards and I never do it. Do you wanna, do you wanna send this one out together?
Mona: How could you have kept all of this from me?
Ross: Mona? (Theres no answer, so he starts to leave but remembers where her extra key is. He reaches atop a hall light just outside her door and grabs the key. He looks at in triumph as the pain from it being hot moves along his nervous system to his brain, and when it arrives his brain orders his hand to drop the hot key and his mouth to squeal in pain. After dropping the key he pulls his shirtsleeve over his hand and uses the key to open the door and enter Monas apartment.) Okay, if I were a salmon shirt, where would I be? (He hears a key in the door and as it opens he dives behind the couch.)
Mona: How many did you want? Im getting a hundred.
Mona: Really?! Well see? I never knew about her.
Mona: Id be happy to. (To Ross) You are very sweet.
Mona: Umm, actually Im just a nurse.
Mona: Hey, I went by the photo shop, take a look, here is a mockup of our card. What do you think?
Ross: Oh! Hello uh, Mona from her restaurant. (He uses his card to mouth those words.) (Pause) Mona, wow what a, what a beautiful name.
Ross: Yes. Yes, yes I did. (To Mona) But-but it was, it was just a one night thing. It meant nothing.
Rachel: I know Mona, just hear me out. First of all, Im so sorry about my father yelling at you, but I heard you totally held your own. Youre gonna have to tell me how you did that.
Phoebe: Well, so what I like him! Do I make fun of the people youve dated? Tag, Janice, Mona? No, because friends dont do that. But, do you want my opinion? Do you want it? Cause in my opinion, your collective dating record reads like the whos who of human crap. (Walks off)
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Ross are there as Mona enters.]
Mona: Oh yknow, I didnt think of it that way. Youre right. Youre right. So, can I ask you a question?
Mona: I dont understand. You-you give me a key to your apartment and then you change the lock.
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, theres a knock on the door and he opens it to Mona.]
[Time Lapse: the crowd has left and only Mona, Monica, Joey, and Phoebe are still watching to see who will be able to move the others arm first. An event that has yet to happen.]
Ross: (sexily) Yes there will. (Mona leaves and Ross tries to find the same table.) Oh guess what, Molly Gilbert youve just been bumped up to table one. And if its all right with you Im gonna take your place at table sixMartin Clickclocken.