words in movies
Phoebe: Well, so what I like him! Do I make fun of the people youve dated? Tag, Janice, Mona? No, because friends dont do that. But, do you want my opinion? Do you want it? Cause in my opinion, your collective dating record reads like the whos who of human crap. (Walks off)
Ross: What was wrong with Mona?
Mona: Id be happy to. (To Ross) You are very sweet.
Ross: Mona? (Theres no answer, so he starts to leave but remembers where her extra key is. He reaches atop a hall light just outside her door and grabs the key. He looks at in triumph as the pain from it being hot moves along his nervous system to his brain, and when it arrives his brain orders his hand to drop the hot key and his mouth to squeal in pain. After dropping the key he pulls his shirtsleeve over his hand and uses the key to open the door and enter Monas apartment.) Okay, if I were a salmon shirt, where would I be? (He hears a key in the door and as it opens he dives behind the couch.)
Ross: Oh! Hello uh, Mona from her restaurant. (He uses his card to mouth those words.) (Pause) Mona, wow what a, what a beautiful name.
Ross: Yes. Yes, yes I did. (To Mona) But-but it was, it was just a one night thing. It meant nothing.
Mona: Hey, I went by the photo shop, take a look, here is a mockup of our card. What do you think?
Rachel: I know Mona, just hear me out. First of all, Im so sorry about my father yelling at you, but I heard you totally held your own. Youre gonna have to tell me how you did that.
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Ross are there as Mona enters.]
[Time Lapse: the crowd has left and only Mona, Monica, Joey, and Phoebe are still watching to see who will be able to move the others arm first. An event that has yet to happen.]
Mona: I dont understand. You-you give me a key to your apartment and then you change the lock.
Mona: Oh yknow, I didnt think of it that way. Youre right. Youre right. So, can I ask you a question?
[Scene: Monas Apartment, she and her date are making out as Ross flips through a magazine while lying behind the couch and sees something that he likes. Meanwhile, Monas date takes off Rosss shirt and Mona throws it on the floor. While they start making out again, Ross tries to pull the rug the shirt is on over to him, but while he does that he moves the coffee table and it bumps into the couch.]
Mona: Ross, what are you doing?!
Ross: Here we go. Mona umm, I think its time we-we had a conversation about-about where things are with us.
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, theres a knock on the door and he opens it to Mona.]
Ross: (sexily) Yes there will. (Mona leaves and Ross tries to find the same table.) Oh guess what, Molly Gilbert youve just been bumped up to table one. And if its all right with you Im gonna take your place at table sixMartin Clickclocken.
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is entering and Mona from the wedding recognizes him.]
Mona: Yknow, like where are we? Where is this relationship going?
Mona: Joey cracks me up! Its like, Yeah, why dont you have your ex-wife move in with you? That wouldnt be awkward at all! (she laughs again)
[Scene: The Reception, Joey is helping Ross walk after Gert got through with him and Mona is looking on concerned.]
Ross: It was the chair again! Okay? Im not doing it! It whatlook, I dontyknow whateh-eh (He walks away and goes over to Mona.) Hi.
Mona: Oh good. Now therell be someone there who likes my name.
[Cut to Mona and Joey clearing the dining room table for the grudge match between Chandler and Ross.]
Mona: Uh-huh.
Woman: Oh hi, Im, Im Mona from her restaurant.
Mona: Sure.
Ross: All right. (Walks over to Mona.)
Mona: No, nine. (Shows him the card again.)
Mona: Yeah.
Ross: No-no. (Walks over to Mona again.)
Mona: Ohhhh!
Mona: How cute was that?
Mona: So, is it my turn now?
Mona: Its Joey right?
Mona: Ross?
Mona: That is so sweet!
Ross: Aw come on, Mona Lisa?
Mona: Okay.
Mona: Hi!
Monica: So Ross, are you gonna bring Mona?
Mona: (To Joey) Wow! Theyre both really strong.
Mona: (entering) Hi!
Rachel: Hey Mona!
Mona: Hi!
Mona: Wait-wait! Youre umm, youre a potato
Mona: Hi!
Mona: And the antennae Oh my God youre Spudnik!
[Cut to Mona and Ross walking past Chandler.]
Mona: Hey its Mona! From the wedding.
Mona: I think I might need one more cup of coffee.
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, Ross and Mona are sitting on the couch.]
Mona: Oh no-no, I-I had my eyes closed so I could concentrate and yknow take it all in.
Mona: So, I gotta get going.
Mona: Yeah.
Ross: (To Mona) But I didnt want to.
Mona: Wh
Mona: What?!
Mona: Oh wow! So, youre more than just dinosaurs.
Mona: Oh my God! Oh my God! Im so sorry!
Mona: You got Rachel pregnant?!
Mona: Yknow, I-I-I just I dont want to get in the middle of something so complicated.
Mona: How can I be sure on that?
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, Ross is opening the door to Mona. Rachel is there as well.]
Ross: Im sorry. Dr. Green, Mona. Mona, Dr. Green.
Mona: Hey! (To Joey) Hey!
Chandler: Oh really?! You think youre stronger? Why dont you prove it? (He pushes Ross who starts to fall backwards until Mona catches him.)
Mona: Oh yeah, probably at the end. (Flips to the end.) Oh my God! He only took pictures of my breasts!
Mona: So it was really cool seeing you lecture today.
Mona: Yeah? Well you still shoulda told me.
Mona: Hi!
Mona: Okay. Okay, heres a good one of us.
Mona: Bye guys.
(Mona exits.)
Mona: Really? Why not?
Mona: What?
Mona: Okay. IBut I think we should still have this conversation.
Mona: Yeah, I-I think I suggested that.
Mona: Where are we?
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is getting Mona some coffee.]
Mona: Okay.
Mona: Ohh! (Hugs him.) And I love spending time with you. (Ross isnt happy.)
Mona: You dont think this is too fast.
Mona: What?
Ross: Yeah? Hop on. (They start dancing and Mona sits down.) Is the pretty lady looking?
Mona: I mean I love spending time with you, yknow I justI hope were moving forward. I mean, we should probably talk about that. Dont you think?
Ross: No IMona!
Ross: Look this is starting to look really bad for me. Okay? Mona, Monas standing right over there. (Looks behind him.) Oh God, shes talking to Joey! You gotta let me win!
Mona: Really?!
Mona: Okay
Mona: Im sorry, so umm, so where are we?
Mona: Tramp?!
Mona: How exciting!
Mona: Hi!
Phoebe: Ugh. Come on, Mona, dont kiss ass.
Phoebe: So, how does Mona feel about you and Rachel living together?
Mona: Oh no.
Mona: Good.
Mona: I brought you back a present.
Mona: I think its interesting.
Mona: (laughing) Yeah right!
Mona: I missed you, too! So, how was your week?