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(Phoebe's bear takes the lead, followed by Joey's robot, and far behind is Chandler and Monica's dog, which walks a few paces, stops and starts barking, sits, walks again, and so on... )
(While Phoebe's bear is still in the lead, it is now closely followed by Joey's robot. Chandler and Monica's dog however, sits down, barking... and does a backflip.)
[ Scene: The freeway. Rachel is driving Monica's Porsche, while using her mobile phone. Ross is sitting next to her.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica, Joey, Phoebe, and Chandler are looking through Monica's high school yearbook]
[Scene: Monica's restaurant, she is getting inspected by the health department, Phoebe is watching.]
(Chandler and Monica's, all three of them are listening at the wall to Ross and Charlie's)
Phoebe: Girls, girls, stop, ok? We'll flip a coin. Heads, she's Rachel's, tails she's Monica's. (she flips the coin). Tails! Monica, she's yours!
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment. They are having a diner party with Phoebe and Mike.]
Monica's Boyfriend: Bye-bye. (Gets up to leave.) Oh uh, by the way, the answer is, the Brazil nut. (Exits.)
[Monica pulls a thread on Rachel's sweater and Rachel dumps the tomato sauce in Monica's purse]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, all six are playing Pictionary at Monica's apartment. Monica is drawing a picture, and the three guys are guessing. She draws what looks like an airplane.]
Chandler: HA-HA! All you got was Monica's stinky Brussels sprouts!
[Scene: Rachel is at Monica's, talking about Chandler & him watching "Shark Porn".]
CHANDLER: Ok, they're coming, shhh. [Runs into Monica's apartment and grabs one last girl to take to his apartment]
[Scene: The hallway of Monica's building. Phoebe and Rachel are trying to find the cat's owner.]
[Scene: Monica's Apartment, Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler.]
Chandler: We're flipping Monica's mattress.
[Scene: The hallway and stairs outside Chandler and Monica's apartment.� Chandler enters from the stairs.� Joey is sitting with a baseball bat.]
Ross: So, nobody's here? Monica's gonna kill us!
Phoebe: Monica! I'm sorry I'm late! (Starts looking around for her) Monica? (Goes into Monica's bedroom.)
Phoebe: (reading Monica's palm) No, 'cause this line is passion, and this is... just a line.
Chandler: Argh! I can't believe what you did. Monica's gonna kill you!
[Time lapse. They are now in Monica's bedroom, on the bed.]
Phoebe: All right. (Talking to Monica's hair.) Now some of you are gonna get cut, and some of you aren't. But I promise none of you are gonna feel a thing.
Mike: Well hey, I wanna ask you about Monica's little "groomy" joke.
[Scene: Monica's bedroom, Phoebe is finishing with her haircut and Monica is whincing.]
[Time lapse, still Chandler and Monica's, but only Chandler is there. Enter Ross]
Monica: That's right. [Scene: Monica's Apartment, Rachel is talking on the phone and pacing.]
Paul: (entering from Monica's room) Morning.
[Scene: Monica's apartment, Phoebe is singing.]
Chandler: Not quite. Monica's still at the salon, and I'm just finishing packing.
Rachel: You know what, we just say that she said it was 5 o'clock. We'll just act casual. We're not late, we're right on time. (When she finishes talking, a note is pushed from under Monica's and Chandler's door, into the hall. Ross picks it up and reads it out loud)
[Scene: Chandler arrives home and Monica's got a video of Sharks ready for Chandler.]
Rachel: Well (At a loss for words, she grabs some of Monica's laundry and throws it on the floor as a diversion to allow Rachel to run back inside and close the door. Monica chases her to find that Rachel had locked the door.)
Phoebe: (to Monica's tapping) Yeah, yeah!
Rachel: Oh God, it says he was hit by an ice cream truck and dragged for nine-(turns over the note)-teen blocks. Oh. (They all come out from Monica's bedroom) Oh my God.
Rachel: Well hello! Welcome to Monica's. May I take your coat?
Young Ethan: No, don't say it. (closes Monica's mouth with his hand)
[Scene: Monica's apartment. The stripper is sitting at the kitchen table. Monica, Rachel and Phoebe are standing around him]
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartement. Chandler and the guest are in the living room, Monica in the kitchen]
(She takes the pencil out of Monica's coffee and Monica puts her cup down in disgust.)
[Scene: Monica's Bedroom, continued from earlier.]
JOEY: I don't know how to tell you this but, uh . . . I think Monica's cheatin' on ya.� I told you shouldn't have married someone so much hotter than you.
[Scene: The Waiting Room, Chandler is falling asleep on Monica's shoulder.]
ROSS: Monica's big night, she shouldn't pay.
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
(Monica's pager goes off)
[at Rachel and Monica's]
[at Rachel and Monica's
Mrs. Geller: (reaches out to fiddle with Monica's hair again, and realises) Those earrings look really lovely on you.
Chandler: Aww, man! (They go into Monica's room.)
[the tape cuts to Monica's parents under the covers]
RACHEL: OK, you wanna play? OK, let's play, let's play. [She grabs a jar of tomato sauce and Monica's purse]
[Back in Monica's party]
RACH: Yeah, Monica's settin' me up.
Monica's Boyfriend: Can anyone else name a well known seed thats been masquerading as a nut?
Rachel: I don't know. We were watching TV, and then he pooped in Monica's shoe-
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Richard are in Monica's bedroom.]
[Back at Monica's party]
[Back at Monica's party]
[Scene: Monica's party. She is seeing off the last of the guests.]
(All of a sudden, Marcel grabs Ross's finger with his whole fist, and he squeezes it, so tight, that Ross finally knows what it is to be a father. He looks up at his friends, who smile encouragingly, Rachel tenderly resting her chin upon Monica's shoulder. Ross realises that Chandler was right and he's gonna make a great dad!)
RICHARD: Monica's making us watch Old Yeller.
MRS. GELLER: She never tells us anything. Ross, did you know Monica's seeing someone?
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Back in Monica's party]
[Monica's party]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
Phoebe: And... moment's over! (Rachel, Joey and Chandler all turn and look disapprovingly towards Monica but she just shrugs it off) So, ok, uh, I can forget that. I can forget that and uhm... (she's flipping cards skipping half of them) Oh this is funny! Oh, but you need to know that to... that, to... Oh, ok, well, uhm, I (Monica is miming CUT). Ok, ok, I, ok, I.... MONICA I CAN'T DO IT LIKE THIS! THIS IS MY WEDDING! OKAY, I DON'T WANT THIS (she mimes Monica's when she was twirling her hands) OR THIS (she taps her watch) OR THIS (she mimes CUT) OK? I JUST WANTED A SIMPLE WEDDING! WHERE MY FIANCEE CAN GO TO THE BATHROOM ANYTIME HE WANTS! (pause) You know what? You're done.
RACHEL: No sorry hon, Monica's orders.
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel has just gotten home and is going through the mail. She finds something that's Monica's and goes over and knocks on her closed bedroom door.]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
Monica: Who's Gladys? (Phoebe shows her a horrific painting with a half-a-body girl dummy coming out of the frame. Monica's frightened and she gasps.) Oh! What a tragic loss!
Rachel: Monica's making jam.
Joey: (entering) Look, what am I gonna do? I'm not flirting but still, I'm drawing her to me like - like a moth to a flame! (Tries to put his feet on the coffee table...they won't reach and looks around.) What the hell's going on over here?!?!? (Points to Chandler) Monica's gonna kill you! Look I need your help, I have to do something to-to repel this woman! Wait a minute, wait a minute, you guys repel women all the time.
[Scene: Rachel and Monica's, Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are eating breakfast.]
[Scene: Rachel and Monica's, Monica is watching the Civil War videos]
Ross: You did! Oh.... I always figured you just thought I was Monica's geeky older brother.
[Scene: Monica's Apartment, Rachel is watching Joanne Loves Chaci.]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Scene: Monica's apartment, Joey enters with a menorah, the candles lit.]
(Joey enters with Monica's paper and hands it to her.)
Phoebe: Oh my God! Monica's gonna totally freak out!
Phoebe: (picking up Monica's used Kleenex and putting some in her pocket.) Sure.
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Ross comes out of Rachel's bedroom in her bathrobe and heads for the bathroom. On his way back, Richard comes out of Monica's bedroom in her bathrobe.]
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment. The table is set, and there's food on the tables again. They're all there, toasting.]
(Joey leaves for his bedroom, and Rachel grins. She then takes Gladys and enters Monica's apartment.)
[Fun Bobby (FBOB) enters from Monica's bedroom.]
Rachel: Monica's gonna marry a millionaire!!!
(David and Phoebe sit down at a table close to Chandler and Monica's)
Rachel: Umm, Chandler, you do realize that those ideas are probably already in Monica's head.
(In the rooms next door, Joey, Rachel, Ross and Charlie stop kissing and try to understand what the yelling was about. After a while they continue kissing. We're back in Chandler and Monica's room. Monica has some of her own hair stuffed in her mouth by Chandler.)
Phoebe: Yeah, but this (makes Monica's face) isn't the face of a person who trusts a person. Ok, this (makes Monica's face) is the face of a person who, you know, doesn't trust a person.
[Scene: Rachel and Monica's, everyone is getting ready to go to a banquet]
Rachel: I know Monica's worst Thanksgiving.
[Cut to Monica's bedroom, theyre all eating the wax, Chandler and Phoebe, dont like it. Joey tries some and makes a face like: Hey, thats not so bad.]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]