words in movies
[Scene: The Wedding Chapel, continued from last season. Chandler and Monica are about to get married.]
Monica: Are you sure you wanna do this?
(She goes one way; he goes the other. The camera pans back to Chandler and Monica, and needless to say, they're standing there dumbstruck.)
Monica: Whoa!
(Chandler and Monica are stunned again.)
Phoebe: (to her) Hey! Dont you give me any of yourHey! (Sees Chandler and Monica standing there.)
Monica: What are you guys doing here?
Monica: Why else would we be here?
Monica: This is insane!
Monica: What are you talking about? If you get married in Vegas youre married everywhere.
Monica: Yeah!
(Chandler and Monica enter.)
Monica: Hey.
Chandler: Monica and I almost got married last night.
Chandler: Look, I just dont think Monica and I are ready to get married yet! Yknow? I mean, I love her and everything but seeing Ross and Rachel coming out of that chapel was like a, like a wake-up call that Monica and I are moving so fast. Yknow? And, how do I tell her without crushing her?
[Pan to Monica and Phoebe having the same conversation.]
Monica: How do I tell Chandler that its too soon. Its gonna break his heart, hes not gonna think that I dont love him anymore.
Monica: Yes I do!
Monica: Oh hi! Hi! Yknow, we were just talking about bacon.
Monica: Rach! We werent gonna miss our friends getting married!
Monica: What are you guys gonna do?
[Scene: The casino floor, Chandler and Monica are walking through it.]
Monica: So, what do you think we should do?
Monica: I know I love you! (They hug.)
Monica: Thats a good question. Look umm, last night we let the dice decide. Maybe we should leave it up to fate again. I love you!
Monica: All right, eight we get married, but 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 9, 10, 11, 12 we dont get married.
Monica: Okay. (They approach the craps table.)
Monica: Ready?
Monica: (sarcastic) Come on eight.
(Monica rolls the dice.)
Monica: Wow! I cant believe I actually rolled an eight.
Monica: Wait a minute. That wasnt a hard eight! Last night I rolled a hard eight.
Monica: I wanted it so bad! (Pause) Wanna go pack?
Monica: Ohh, of course we are! (They walk up to the elevators.) We left it up to fate. (Pushes the elevator button.) If we were supposed to get married there would be a clear-cut sign. (The elevator door opens to a priest reading from a bible with Chandler and Monica standing side-by-side holding each others hands.)
[Scene: The hallway, Chandler is helping Monica to the door.]
Monica: That kid really kicked me hard on the plane.
Monica: He took my snack!
Monica: Okay! Oh God, yknow what? Its really bad.
Chandler: Well, I told you not to walk. Here. (Picks her up.) There. Okay. (He opens the door, carries her across the threshold, stops, backs out, and lets go of Monica who is only holding on by his neck.)
Monica: This doesnt mean anything, does it?
Monica: Okay.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is entering.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Monica are there and Rachel is arranging a bouquet of flowers, pricks her finger on a thorn, throws the bouquet over her head, and those you who are quicker than some already know that Monica is the one who catches it.]
Monica: No, dont say it! Dont even think it!
Monica: Im sick of the signs! Its too fast, Im happy the way things are!
Monica: I dont want things to change! Do you?
Monica: All right then, then nothing changes! Everything is great! Everything stays the same! And you go unpack because its been three days and its driving me insane!
Monica: Then all your stuff would be here.
Monica: Then youd be going back and forth all the time, I mean it doesnt make any sense.
Monica: Live together? There have been no signs for that.
Monica: YES!!!!!!!!
Monica: Yes! Okay! Okay! Wait-wait-wait!
Monica: Heres your key (Gets him one.)
Monica: Heres your key. All right, you have to christen it! Now, go out and come back in!
Monica: Ready!
Monica: Wait! Oh my God! I cant get out!
Monica: No, its not a sign! Its a very old key!
Monica: Oh my God its old!
Monica: I love you!
Monica: No.
Monica: Thats not even a word! I can get this! I can get this!
Phoebe: Monica!
Monica: Pizza?!
Monica: Really?!
Monica: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Monica: Thank you.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table.]
MONICA: You are not a freak. You're a guy.
Monica: A wuss? Excuse me for living in the real world, okay?
Phoebe: Okay Rachel, I cant wait to live with you! And you know what we should do? Bring Monica and then we could all live there together! Well have so much fun!!
Monica: (entering) Okay, its ready. Come on.
Joey: I call Monicas room!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Ross and Rachel are entering with the rest of the gang already inside.]
(Monica enters)
(Phoebe snaps the ball to Monica, who pitches back to Rachel.)
Monica: I've got a plan. I've got a plan. I'm going to ram this platter really hard into your ribs. You're gonna scream out and that'll wake her up!
Chandler: You cant just call Monicas room.
Monica: Oh, it was great! The widow wouldn't pay, so Phoebe yelled at her 'til she did.
Monica: All right, youre hired!
[Scene: The delivery room, everyone except Rachel is there. Phoebe, Monica, and Ross are holding the babies.]
Monica, Rachel, and Joey: Yes!
MONICA: Well, I guess now we can't go.
Monica: Well you know it's just like living with a girl. Only they don't steal your makeup. Unless they're playing "This is what my sister would look like" (Looks at Chandler)
Monica: You want a problem? Ill give you a problem!
Monica: Hey.
Monica: What are you doing?!
Ross: Oh, thanks, thanks. So Monica tells me that uh, you dont want to play anymore because me and y'know my talent. Is that true?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is making reservations.]
Monica: (sees two people exit) Okay, those people just left, come on! Quick! Give him the money and get their table!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is working as Monica enters.]
Monica: What the hell happened?!
Monica: What kinda things have you been saying?
Monica: (holding up a glove) Oh, an old glove?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, later that same night. There is a knock on the door and Chandler answers it to reveal Emily standing behind it.]
[Cut to Central Perk, Ross, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are there. I think its The One With The Joke.]
Monica: How do you feel?
Monica: Oh, then you do know it. (pause) So um what kind of things do you write about?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the game is coming to a close.]
Monica: Oh God! Orange juice just came out of my nose, but it was totally worth it. Oh my God, I completely forgot about your sound.
Monica: Who cares? He works in a museum!
Monica: You did a minute ago!
Monica: Fine!
Monica: Thats not funny.
Monica: You do?
Monica: (brings a plate of tiny appetizers over) Here you go, maybe this'll cheer you up.
Monica: Okay Ben, why don't you come open some more presents, and Santa, the Armadillo, and I have a little talk in the kitchen? There's a sentence, I never thought I'd say.
Monica: Enough!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Mrs. Green is telling Ross what needs to be done to baby proof his apartment.]
Monica: I know, but look at me all tan.
Joey: Well, we have to say something! We have to get it out! Its eating me alive!! Monica got stung by a jellyfish.
Monica: Now, are you glad we didnt start with the bikini strips?
MONICA: Good, they feel good, in my head.
Chandler, Monica, and Rachel: Great!! Thats great!
MONICA: Yeah, well you promised Barry, you'd marry him. (Rachel glares at her, and she retreats to safety between Richard's legs)
Monica: Really?! How much?!
Monica: Are you serious?
Ross: Eww! No!! Her ear! All right, Monica categorizes her towels. How many categories are there?
Monica: We just want you to think it through.
MONICA: No forget it, I'm not gonna tell you now.
Chandler: And here is the bottle of wine for you to bring over tonight. (Hands it to him.) You were also going to buy Monica flowers but you couldnt afford it, because you paid dinner last night.
Monica: Why cant you use the phone in here?
Monica: And the sex?
Monica: No, you messed it up. Youre stupid.
Monica: How'd it go?
Monica: No, he'll be fine. It's the other five I'm worried about.
Monica: Then what is it?
Dr. Rosen: So, Monica, what do you do?
Monica: Yeah, you should.
Monica: Y'know what, Ive got to walk out of here right now, cause getting over you is the hardest thing that I have ever had to do. I dont think I could do it again.
Monica: Go on.
Monica: Have you ever taken out the trash? (Hands her the garbage.)
Rachel: (looks at Monica) (to him) Do you want my pickle?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica and Chandler have gone through the phone book and found Greg and Jennys number which Monica has just dialed.]
Monica: Yknow what, lets do the catering business.
Monica: I cannot believe you broke up with her just like that.
Monica: (louder) A positive atmosphere! But I-I-I have had it up to here. (She holds her hand over her head as an afterthought.) From now on, it is gonna be my way, or the highway! All right? Does anybody have a problem with that?!! (Joey looks at the money hes holding, and doesnt speak up.) Hey new guy! I said, does anybody have a problem with that?!
Monica: Hey!
Monica: What?!
Monica: (to Chandler) So, did you do it?
Monica: Uh-oh, it was bad?
[cut to Monica cleaning the floor in the kitchen]
Monica: I was probably waiting for it to open.
Monica: Its kind of an important one!
Rachel: Let me see that. (Monica shows her) Oh, yeah.
Monica: Look Rach, we have to move. I mean if they had lost, we wouldve made them get rid of the birds. Right?
Monica: Well?
Ross: You have 30 seconds. And the lightning round beginsstop it (Chandler stops jumping)now. What was Monicas nickname when she was a field hockey goalie?
Monica: Back then, I thought that I would never, ever get the chance to go out with a Chip Matthews, and now hes-hes called me up and asked me out. And the fat girl inside of me really wants to go. I-I owe her this. I never let her eat.
Monica: Hey!
(Theres a knock on the door and Monica answers it.)
Monica: What is it?!
Phoebe: Yeah, but youve got to pull yourself together! Monica cant see you like this! Then shell know somethings wrong!
Joey: Sure! (Monica gets very depressed) But hey, you know this way sounds good too.
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica is getting coffee as Phoebe enters.]
Monica: Oh my God, are you out of a job?
Monica: Yeah, I think I have some around here somewhere. Why?
Joey: Oh yeah. If you ah, move your hamper, you see what color the tile used to be. (Monica gasps) Yeah.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, erm, Monica and Rachel's, Monica is still unpacking after the move, and Phoebe is their also.]
Monica: What are you doing?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Monica and Erica enter, Chandler is in the kitchen.]