words in movies
MONICA: Yes! Carol and Susan's caterer had a mountain bike accident this weekend, and she's in a full body cast.
MONICA: They want me to do it, which is really cool, seeing as I've never catered before, and I really need the money, and this isn't a problem for you, is it?
MONICA: Oh, you are so great! [kisses him] Thank you!
MONICA: They love each other, and they wanna celebrate that love with the people that are close with them.
MONICA: Ross, I thought you were over this.
MONICA: What?
[Monica and Rachel's]
MONICA: Oh, honey.
MONICA: God, this is so hard. I can't decide between lamb or duck.
MRS GREEN: Monica! You look gorgeous! Last time I saw you, it was eat or be eaten.
MONICA: [entering] All right. Tell me if this is too cute. Lesbian wedding, chicken breasts.
MONICA: Why? It's not like I'm putting little nipples on them.
MONICA: Is there any chance that you can look at this as flattering? I mean, she's doing it because she wants to be more like you.
MONICA: Um, you guys, you know when I said before, "thank you, but I don't really need your help"?
MONICA: Really? Weird. Anyway, see, I planned everything really well. I planned and I planned and I planned. It just turns out, I don't think I planned enough time to actually do it.
MONICA: If you want.
MONICA: All right, look, nobody's smoking pot around all this food.
MONICA: I'm dicing, I'm dicing, I don't hear anything.
MONICA: All right people, we're in trouble here. We've only got 12 hours and 36 minutes left. Move, move, move!
CHANDLER: Monica, I feel like you should have German subtitles.
MONICA: Joey, speed it up!
PHOEBE: Monica, how did this happen? I thought you had this all planned out.
MONICA: Do you want me to cry? Is that what you want? Do you wanna see me cry?
MONICA: [to Ross] All right, you!
MONICA: All right, look, Ross. I realize that you have issues with Carol and Susan, and I feel for you, I do. But if you don't help me cook, I'm gonna take a bunch of those little hot dogs, and I'm gonna create a new appetizer called "pigs in Ross". All right, ball the melon.
MONICA: Hi.
MONICA: It's goin' great. Right on schedule. Got my little happy helpers.[everyone groans]
MONICA: You're still gonna pay me, right? Or something a little less selfish.
MONICA: So we're back on?
MONICA: You heard the woman. Peel, chop, devil! I can't believe I lost 2 minutes.
[Monica pushes Ben down the aisle in a stroller. Susan is escorted by both her parents. Carol is escorted by Ross.]
[At the reception, Monica and Ross watch Carol and Susan getting their picture taken.]
MONICA: Would you look at them?
[at Monica and Rachel's]
MONICA: Ok, which one of us do you think is gonna be the first one to get married?
MONICA: All right, just trying to start an interesting discussion.
Monica: Chris says theyre closing down the bar.
Ross: (whispering in her ear) Oh, thats right! He called to ask out Monica! That-thats gotta be embarrassing!
Monica: I know.
Monica: Ross, are you okay?
Monica: Why?!
Monica: A pill?
Monica: This is so great! And Im gonna be your babys aunt!
Monica: Uh, Chandler did! What does he want you to give up? Phoebe: A bunch of stuff. And the worst one... he wants me to get rid of Gladys.
[Scene: The Class; Monica has taken Rachel's spot.]
The Teacher: Monica, you asked the question.
Monica: Feeling a little better sweetie?
Chandler: (Sees the picture) Oh no! No! No! No! (Monica gasps as well.)
Monica: How do I tell Chandler that its too soon. Its gonna break his heart, hes not gonna think that I dont love him anymore.
Monica: Yeah, no, me neither.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are there as Rachel enters.]
Monica: Oh no!
Monica: (grabbing the picture) Give me that!
Joey: (thinking) I slept with Monica.
Monica: Yes it's true.
Rachel: Monica, is this true?
Chandler: (entering) Hey, Monica? Can I ask you a cooking question?
Monica: Hey, did you get the turkey bastedOh my God! Oh my God! (She sees someone is stuck in the turkey.) Who is that?
Ross: My God Monica!!
Joey: Uhh, Monica?
Monica: Okay, everybody, this is Rachel, another Lincoln High survivor. (To Rachel) This is everybody, this is Chandler, and Phoebe, and Joey, and- you remember my brother Ross?
A Female Student: Yeah, what's up with that girl Monica?
Monica: (to Ross) Ooh, are you gonna do magic?
Monica: Well, I want he baby to come out all cute and fat!
Rachel: Monica!!!
Joey: (entering with Monica) Hey, is, is, is Chandler here?
Monica: Fridays perfect...She cant wait.
Monica: (Walking in from off screen.) Phoebe!
Monica: Yeah!
Monica: I don't care.
Monica: I just wanted to see how it's going.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are talking about passion.]
Monica: (Taking out her wallet.) Well good, here let me help you out.
Monica: (embraces Emma tightly) Ooh, I want one...
Monica: Aw, it's soo unfair. (they both start digging into the 'good' ice cream)
Monica: Hey, what's up?
Monica: You had no relationship!!
Monica: Oh, honey, I'm sorry.
[Scene: The Atlantis Resort, Chandler and Monica are arriving to check in, but are behind the couple from before again.]
MONICA: Ah, and I mean, he's going out with her? He can not persue this.
Monica: The waiter carried the breadsticks in his pants!
Monica: You still want to move in together right?
Monica: You guys are dead, I am so good at lighting rounds.
Monica: Come on, hurry!
Monica: I guess Joey was right, it does nothing.
Monica: Ross didnt scare you?
Monica: Oh yes! I have it right here, on ice! (She takes a bag of ice out of her purse and hands it to the doctor.)
Fat Monica: I think his begging days are over now that he's going out with Nancy Branson.
Monica: I have been looking for them all week and she is wearing them!
Monica: Come here, I want to show you something!
Monica: What a minute, what did he say?
Rachel: So did I. I'm really glad Monica asked us out.
Monica: I mean, that's a typical guy response.
Monica: No.
Monica: No.
Monica: Hey!
Monica: Okay, the owner of Allesandros came over to yell at me, but instead I made him some sauce, and he offered me the job as head chef!!
Monica and Ross: Sure.
Monica: (answering it) Hello.
Monica: Oh, you're kidding.
Monica: Too strong for me?
Monica: What is the matter with you?! Do you want to fall into the trap? Do you want to fall into the trap?!
Monica: Okay. (in her microphone) It's zero hour. All teams execute on my count. (to all) Let's get this bad boy on the road.
Monica: (inspecting his leg) Wow! And around the ankles, y'know that is a tough spot.
Monica: (laughing with Ross) We don't, we don't wrestle now.
MONICA: Mom, I'm hungry.
Monica: Bodington's!
Monica: That was unbelievable!
Monica: That would be a terrible punishment. But, I'm serious, I've never seen these before.
Monica: Okay. It's-it's about Alan. There's something that you should know. I mean, there's really no easy way to say this.. uh.. I've decided to break up with Alan.
[Scene: The Moondance Diner, Pete is entering, Monica is on roller skates.]
Monica: This is where I thought the barca lounger could go! You see you could see the TV and its still walking distance to the kitchen.
Joey: Monica and Rachel made out. (Giggles like a schoolboy and Monica glares at him.)
(They all leave the apartment. Joey helps Chandler with the stroller in the hallway, while Monica and Rachel have their arms around each other. Everybody walks downstairs to Central Perk. The camera goes inside the apartment again, and it pans around. We see the keys on the counter, and the final shot is of the frame around the peephole. The screen fades to black.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Phoebe are returning from class.]
Monica: Wait, no-no-no, I can go really fast! Dad, give me the keys to your Porsche!
Monica: Oh no, wait! Joey!
Monica: So then you know? (Phoebe nods her head)
Monica: Okay!
[Scene: The Hospital, Monica and Rachel are waiting for the doctors to arrive. They enter and are played by Noah Wyle and George Clooney.]
Monica: Happy New Year.
Monica: It's okay! It's good! It's good. It's a disease!
Monica: (Picking up a card from Chandlers wallet.) My God! Is this a gym card?
Monica: Uh-hmm.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is entering with Rachel.]
Monica: Uh, no!!
Monica: Oh my God! I love that!
Monica: Eww!! (Throws the bucket down.)
Monica: Hi Ben!
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's. Ross is sitting in the couch doing Chandler's game. Chandler is sitting in his barca-lounger. The girls are in the kitchen.]
Monica: I guess I wanted to keep it (Pause) as a souvenir.
Monica: Look look! It's Rachel and Barry. No, don't everybody look at once!
Monica: You were the next caller five hours ago. You must be going crazy.
Monica: Thank you. (Leaves.)
Monica: 2 minutes, 12 pies and a part of one tin! Okay, I see you guys at 4.
[Scene: Outside Central Perk, Rachel and Phoebe are helping Monica learn how to roller skate by rolling her between themselves.]