words in movies
[Scene: Chandler's bedroom, he is giving Monica a massage.]
Monica: I can't believe we've never done this before! It's sooo good! So good for Monica!
Monica: That was a half an hour?
Monica: Y'know, I don't like to brag about it, but I give the best massages!
Monica: It's so good, isn't it?
Monica: Say good-bye to sore muscles!
Monica: (entering, in a hurry) Guys! Guys! I just saw two people having sex in a car right outside.
Monica: Ohh my God, I'm so sorry.
Monica: (to the guys) Not the way they're doing it. What, what happened? How did she die?
Monica: What?! What honey?
Monica: Oh, did you catch him?!
Monica: All right, let's go say good-bye.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, after the funeral, everyone is there.]
Monica: Well, at least you scared someone.
Monica: Phoebe, you do seem a little tense. Here, let me help you.
Monica: What are you talking about?
Monica: (indignant) I give good massages! (Ross laughs.) I used to give them to Rachel all the time before she got allergic! And-and-and Chandler loves them! Watch! (She starts giving Chandler a massage.)
Monica: No he's not!
Monica: What?!
Monica: You've been lying to me? I can't believe you'd do that.
Monica: But the minute we start to lie to each other (Pauses after she realizes what she's saying.) And by 'we' I mean society.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler is poking his head in.]
Monica: No.
Monica: Oh, please, stop! Look, we're supposed to be honest with each other. I-I just wish you could tell mejust say, "I don't like your massages."
Monica: (starting to cry) See? It's no big deal.
Monica: I'm not crying about that! I'm crying about something that happened at work.
Monica: (bursting into tears) My boyfriend said he didn't like my massages.
Monica: Oh my God! You don't know me at all!
Monica: I'm crying here!!
Monica: Huh. So you're saying like umm, if there was an award for the best bad massage, well who would get that?
Chandler: Oh, it would be you! You! Monica! And you'd get all the votes!
Monica: So maybe they could umm, call the award the Monica?
Monica: Okay. I suck!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey returns from his audition and finds everyone but Phoebe there.]
Monica: Y'know, Joey, I think it's time to give up the bag.
[Scene: Rehearsal dinner hall. Ross and Emily are standing in the reception area. Monica arrives with her parents.]
Chandler: Listen er..I need to ask you a favor but you can't tell Monica anything about it.
Monica: Wait Chandler, what are you doing?!
Monica: Not any more.
Chandler: Let me see this guy. (Phoebe hands him the picture.) W-H-Wow! Dont show this to Monica! And dont tell her about the W-H-Wow!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are dressing up Ben in the entire rain suit from Rainy Day Bear.]
Monica: Umm, going to the beach. When it stays light real late.
Monica: Chandler has two copies of Annie!
Monica: We have one.
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair.]
Monica: Yeah, I couldn't be mad at him for too long.
Monica: What? It's still going on.
MONICA: That's good, have a seat. Um, the doctor says it's gotta be a needle. You're just gonna have to be brave, ok? Can you do that for me?
Monica: Yes!
Monica: Okay, good! Okay, what do I want now?
Monica: What?
Monica: Thank you!
Monica: That's right baby! Okay, what do I want now?
Monica: Okay. (Rolls the dice)
Monica: Pick a number! That is your only job!
Monica: Are you serious?!
Monica: What did you just say?
Monica: Oh, that's because I had lunch with RichMe neither! Okay, what do I want now?
Monica: Okay!
Monica: I think so too.
Monica: I've never loved anybody as much as I love you.
Monica: Nobody move! (To Chandler) Okay, you look that way; I'll look this way!
Ross: I.....got.....dressed. Really, really quickly. Okay, okay. (Rachel starts to follow Monica into her room, but Ross stops her and sends her back to her room.) There we go, there we go.
Phoebe: Well okay, let this be a lesson to all of you, all right. Once you, once you betray me, I become like the ice woman, yknow. Very cold, hard, unyielding, y'know nothing, nothing can penetrate this icy exterior. (to Monica) Can I have a tissue, please?
Joey: Hey Ross. This probably isn't the best time to bring it up, but you have to throw a party for Monica.
Monica: You're right. I'm sorry. I should've told you.
Monica: Okay, now we just need something borrowed!
Monica: You look cute in bubbles.
(Paolo enters. Ross, Phoebe, and Monica scatter)
Monica: Why? (in a motherlike tone) Do you have a report due?
Monica: No-no-no! We need something old!
Monica: That'll work!
Monica: That's stealing!
Monica: Ok, hypothetically, why won't I be married when I'm 40?
Phoebe: Well, I've been reading up and for your information, minks are not very nice. Okay, I admit it! I love this coat! Okay, Iit's the best thing I've ever had wrapped around me, including Phil Huntley! (She starts to leave but stops and says to Monica.) Remember Phil Huntley? He was fine!
Chandler: Monica! This is the Men's room! (Pause) Isn't it?
Chandler and Monica: All right.
Monica: What are you doing?
Monica: Yep, we wanna get married!
Monica: Are you sure you wanna do this?
Monica: No, only because that's the graduation song.
Monica: Are you sure you wanna do this?
Monica: You obviously havent screwed over a lot of your friends. (They all look at her) Which we all appreciate.
Monica: Whoa!
Monica: Man, I feel like Im coming down with something.
(Chandler and Monica are stunned again.)
Monica: Uh-huh, but I'm sure you can handle this. I mean, I have won awards for my organizational skills, but, uh, I'm sure you'll do fine.
Monica: Yeah!
Monica: This is insane!
Monica: What are you talking about? If you get married in Vegas youre married everywhere.
Monica: No! To take more pictures of all of us together. I mean I really think it's the best resolution because everyone will enjoy the pictures.
Monica: Boy, I love carrots! Oh! (She picks up a bunch of them and holds them between her fingers.) Sometimes I like to put them between my fingers like this and-and hold them down here while I talk to you. (She is rubbing her hip with the carrots.) Umm, and-and-and y'know if I get really hot umm, I-I like to pick up this knife (She picks up a knife without putting the box down. She's holding the box between her cheek and shoulder) and-and umm, I-I put the cold steal against umm, (Pause) my body. (She doesn't have any exposed skin within reach of the knife, so while holding the carrots in one hand and the box between her face and shoulder, she rubs the knife on her stomach.)
(Monica motions that it went right over Rachel's head.)
Monica: Nothing. Im gonna take a shower.
Monica: Hey.
[Scene: Barry and Mindy's wedding, Monica and Richard are standing in the lobby]
Monica: I wish all guys could be like him.
Monica: Yes I do!
Monica: What are you guys gonna do?
Monica: Ready?
Rachel: Oh thanks, but listen, I was just at Monicas and she and Chandler had a big fight and theyre not moving in.
Monica: So, what do you think we should do?
(Monica rolls the dice.)
Monica: (sarcastic) Come on eight.
Monica: Well, you could actually go to the gym.
Chip: (on machine) Hey Monica, its Chip.
Monica: (to Phoebe) Remember that guy from cooking school I told you about that put cilantro with everything?
Monica: Well, were trying to find someone to perform our wedding and theyre all either boring or annoying or yknow, cant stop staring at the ladies. (Points to her chest.)
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning to find Ross is there waiting for them.]
Monica: Have you lost your mind? Chandler, this isn't about me! This is about you and all your weird relationship commitment crap!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is returning from her interview attempt.]
Chandler: (examining the coffee table) Scotch on the rocks, with a twist, on a coaster? Ha-ha, Monica! Monica!
Monica: Okay! Oh God, yknow what? Its really bad.
Monica: He took my snack!
MONICA: Hey, you know I got a question for ya. Just a little thing, no pressure.
Monica: Okay.
Monica: Thank you. Rachel, can I talk to you outside for a sec?
Monica: That kid really kicked me hard on the plane.
Monica: I like that. (Joey starts laughing) What?
Monica: Hey, at least I knew where my guy was.
Monica: Joey, she was listing the countries shes done it in.
Monica: You're so efficient. I love you!
Monica: We got out pictures back from London. (Shows her one.) Here's all of us at the Tower of London.
Monica: Well, the end table is wrong, The couch looks bizarre and don't even get me started on the refrigerator magnets.
Chandler: (deadpan, standing next to Monica) We're very happy for you.
Monica: All right, hand me that other box of photos; that's the very last one.
Monica: No, dont say it! Dont even think it!
Monica: Then all your stuff would be here.
Monica: YES!!!!!!!!
Monica: Ready!
Monica: Live together? There have been no signs for that.
Monica: Yes! Okay! Okay! Wait-wait-wait!
Monica: I love you!
Monica: No.
Monica: Oh my God its old!