words in movies
[Scene: Chandler's bedroom, he is giving Monica a massage.]
Monica: I can't believe we've never done this before! It's sooo good! So good for Monica!
Monica: That was a half an hour?
Monica: Y'know, I don't like to brag about it, but I give the best massages!
Monica: It's so good, isn't it?
Monica: Say good-bye to sore muscles!
Monica: (entering, in a hurry) Guys! Guys! I just saw two people having sex in a car right outside.
Monica: Ohh my God, I'm so sorry.
Monica: (to the guys) Not the way they're doing it. What, what happened? How did she die?
Monica: What?! What honey?
Monica: Oh, did you catch him?!
Monica: All right, let's go say good-bye.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, after the funeral, everyone is there.]
Monica: Well, at least you scared someone.
Monica: Phoebe, you do seem a little tense. Here, let me help you.
Monica: What are you talking about?
Monica: (indignant) I give good massages! (Ross laughs.) I used to give them to Rachel all the time before she got allergic! And-and-and Chandler loves them! Watch! (She starts giving Chandler a massage.)
Monica: No he's not!
Monica: What?!
Monica: You've been lying to me? I can't believe you'd do that.
Monica: But the minute we start to lie to each other (Pauses after she realizes what she's saying.) And by 'we' I mean society.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler is poking his head in.]
Monica: No.
Monica: Oh, please, stop! Look, we're supposed to be honest with each other. I-I just wish you could tell mejust say, "I don't like your massages."
Monica: (starting to cry) See? It's no big deal.
Monica: I'm not crying about that! I'm crying about something that happened at work.
Monica: (bursting into tears) My boyfriend said he didn't like my massages.
Monica: Oh my God! You don't know me at all!
Monica: I'm crying here!!
Monica: Huh. So you're saying like umm, if there was an award for the best bad massage, well who would get that?
Chandler: Oh, it would be you! You! Monica! And you'd get all the votes!
Monica: So maybe they could umm, call the award the Monica?
Monica: Okay. I suck!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey returns from his audition and finds everyone but Phoebe there.]
Monica: Y'know, Joey, I think it's time to give up the bag.
Monica: No-no-no, no! Its sensual!
Monica: Y'know they say a watched pot never beeps.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is in the kitchen as Phoebe enters.]
Monica: Yeah, me too.
Monica: Stop it!! Thats not funny!!
(Phoebe mocks what Monica just said. Ross pulls Chandler aside.)
Monica: These arent for you! Are you upset?
Monica: Oh really? When? Do you wanna do it with me?
MONICA: I've got a question. Richard made plans again with the guys.
Monica: You dont want to know what tonight was.
Monica: Well, tonight waswas going to be my first time.
Monica: I was kidding.
Monica: How many?
Monica: No. Hes not a horrible guy.
Monica: Noo!! Okay!!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is going through her purse as Rachel rushes in.]
Monica: Chandler?
Monica: Thats the couch.
MONICA: I can't believe Joey's having lunch with his stalker. What i-, what is she like.
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are there talking about Chandler and Monica.]
[Pan to Monica and Phoebe having the same conversation.]
Monica: No! No, no... wait! We didn't lose. (turns to Chandler) The rules clearly stated that the last one to cross the finish line was the loser. Well, our dog never crossed the finish line, so technically...
Monica: Hey!
[Time lapse, Monica is now wearing the dress while doing the dishes and is making like she is thanking her guests for coming to her wedding. Paging Dr. Crane. Dr. Fraiser Crane!]
Monica: Hey, check me out, Im a slut!
Monica: Are you okay?
Monica: Oh, I know. I know. Hey, you know, you can take it if you want! The lease is still in Nana's name.
Monica: What?!
Monica: Really?
Monica: Chandler!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date.]
Monica: Why would you do that?
CHANDLER: (Hangs his jacket over the suitcase, locks the door, then turns to Monica.)� Oh well, look at you.
Monica: Including me?
Monica: There was just one woman, wasnt there?
(Monica runs over and kisses him.)
Monica: No! Chandler and I are moving in together!
Chandler: Hey-hey, is Monica here?
Monica: Are you saying I smell bad?
Rachel: (motioning to a rack) So now, these are all the tuxedos that we make and if theres anything that you like, we can make you a deal. Anything at all. (Grabs a few) But these are the three that Monica pre-approved.
Monica: (entering) Hey!
Monica: Oh, yeah.
Monica: Yes! Why, did youyou forget to make yours?
(they go into Monica and Rachels, and see Phoebe hopping around.)
Phoebe: Are you leaving "The Supremes"? (Monica and Phoebe go to one side)
Monica: No I didn't. I asked, "got the ke-eys?"
Chandler: I love you too. (Monica and Chandler kiss. He turns to Joey.) And... I like you as a friend. (They hug and pat each other on the back.)
Monica: Well, Id like to but, (extremely quietly) Im not sure we have time to go.
Monica: Sure! Okay, you go first.
[Scene: Monica and Phoebe's, continued from earlier. Monica and Chandler are still discussing the previous question.]
Monica: Okay.
Monica: Okay, you ready to open yours?
Monica: Okay.
Monica: Why are you reading this? You hate this kind of stuff.
Monica: Oh, I love it! Thank you so much!
Monica: Oh, what a great gift! Is The Way You Look Tonight on it?!
Monica: (going over to listen at the door) Rachel said everything was okay.
Monica: (to Phoebe) You start working on that list. (She grabs her coat and leaves, too.)
Monica: Who the hell are you?!
Monica: (steps up and points at her) All right! You and me! Lets go! Right now!
Monica: Some people have been saying its yknow little drops of heaven, but whatever.
Monica: The only problem!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's erm, Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe and Monica are plugging in a bunch of electronics.]
(Both Joey and Chandler and Monica and Rachel jump up and down for joy.)
Monica: The Way You Look Tonight is on here! Dance with me?
(Monica pushes play and The Way You Look Tonight starts to play.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is looking at Ugly Naked Guy's apartment through binoculars.]
Monica: Okay.
Monica: (not buying it) Uh-huh.
Monica: That's not possible!
Monica: Well honestly ever since we got engaged I have been waiting for something to, to flip you out.
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Monica are entering. Phoebe and Joey are sitting on the couch.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler, Rachel, and Joey are there as Ross enters.]
Monica: Hey-hey.
Monica: Gunther, can I get a coffee (Looks at Chandler) to go?
Monica: Its Chandlers way of pretending he didnt take mime.
Monica: Youre on the phone!
Monica: Why did they get divorced?
Monica: Yeah baby! (Phoebe and Joey nod.)
Doug: Well, maybe I'll bring it out and have Monica stick her finger in it. That oughta sweeten it up, huh? (Once again, with the laugh.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey is taking a jar of olives out of the fridge.]
Monica: Me? What are you talking about? Nobody could steal me from you. I mean, just because I'm friends with her doesn't make me any less friends with you. I mean, (starting to cry) you're my...We're, we're...Oh, I love you.
Monica: Oh well, its not so bad.
Monica: Im gonna miss you so much.
Monica: (To Rachel) What?! You paid a thousand dollars for a cat when you owe me 300!!
Monica: Isnt that mine?
Monica: Joey! Hes working! (To Chandler) You would look good in that.
Chandler: Yeah, Monica doesn't like that either, Maybe I should stop doing that.
Monica: (pulling Rachel back down) Yes, they can stay with us.
Monica: Wow! So, now youre going on a date with this girl?
Monica: Hey!
(Monica enters.)
Monica: Not now, Im sick!
Monica: Honey! Dinners ready!
[Scene: Monica and Joeys, Monica is cooking.]
Monica: So Rach! Youre the first guest at Hotel Monica! Umm, youll just have to tell me how you like your eggs in the morning. And I thought I would bring them to you, yknow, in bed. Oh, you have been through so much.
Monica: Uhh, y'know actually I was gonna do some laundry.
Rachel: Monica, this is Dan (points to him), one of the guys that we're gonna be going out with on Saturday. (Mouths "He's yours." to her.) Uh Dan, Monica.
(Chandler and Monica enter from their room and Joey quickly hides the bag of potato chips behind his back.)
Monica: Soon! I-I just couldnt before. You saw how upset Joey got! I couldnt do that to her, shes my best friend!