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[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is serving Joey, Ross, and Monica their drinks.]
Rachel: And a nice hot cider for Monica. (Hands it to her.)
Monica: Aww, thank you. (Notices something.) Uh Rach?
Monica: Why does my cinamon stick have an eraser?
(She takes the pencil out of Monica's coffee and Monica puts her cup down in disgust.)
Monica: Yeah, Chandler... you've been there for five years.
Monica: (taps Phoebe on her shoulder) Um... hi there.
Phoebe: Hi! (turns back to Chandler, then to Monica) Oh, yeah, no, I know. You're a chef. I know, and I thought of you first, but um, Chandler's the one who needs a job right now, so....
Monica: Well, what kind of food is he looking for?
Monica: (excited) Oh my God!
Phoebe: OK. (pause) Oh Monica! Guess what!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler walks in, wearing a suit.]
(Monica enters, excited.)
Monica: Oh, I love my life, I love my life!
Monica: So great! He showed me where the restaurant's going to be. It's this, it's this cute little place on 10th Street. Not too big, not too small. Just right.
Monica: So anyway, I'm cooking dinner for him Monday night. You know, kind of like an audition. And Phoebe, he really wants you to be here, which will be great for me because then you can 'ooh' and 'ahh' and make yummy noises.
Rachel: (pause) And Monica, what are you going to make?
Monica: I don't know. I don't know. It's just going to be so great!
Phoebe: Ooh! I know what you could make! (runs over to join Monica and Rachel in the kitchen) I know! Oh, you should definitely make that thing... you know, with the stuff? (Monica doesn't know.) You know, that thing... with the stuff...? OK, I don't know. (sits down)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is there but Ross and Chandler. Monica is making food, and having everyone try it.]
Monica: (to Joey) OK, try this salmon mousse.
Monica: Is it better than the other salmon mousse?
Monica: Yeah, well, is that better?
Joey: I don't know. We're talking about whipped fish, Monica. I'm just happy I'm keeping it down, y'know?
Monica: (brings a plate of tiny appetizers over) Here you go, maybe this'll cheer you up.
Monica: It's supposed to be that small. It's a pre-appetizer. The French call it an amouz-bouche.
(Phone rings. Monica answers it.)
Monica: (on phone) Hello? (Listens) Oh, hi Wendy! (Listens) Yeah, eight o'clock. (Listens) What did we say? Ten dollars an hour?... (Listens) OK, great. (Listens) All right, I'll see you then. Bye. (hangs up)
Monica: Oh, I asked one of the waitresses at work if she'd help me out.
Monica: Well... of course I thought of you! But... but...
Monica: But, you see, it's just... this night has to go just perfect, you know? And, well, Wendy's more of a... professional waitress.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is on the phone. Rachel walks in and overhears the conversation.]
Monica: (shouting on phone) Wendy, we had a deal! (Listens) Yeah, you promised! Wendy! Wendy! Wendy! (hangs up)
Monica: Wendy bailed. I have no waitress.
Monica: Ten dollars an hour.
Monica: Twelve dollars an hour.
Monica: You know, Rachel, when you ran out of your wedding, I was there for you. I put a roof over your head, and if that means nothing to you... (Rachel isn't buying it, desperate) twenty dollars an hour.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, later. Rachel is waitressing, Monica is cooking. Phoebe walks in with Steve (Crystal Duck winner Jon Lovitz).]
Monica: Hi Steve!
Steve: Hello, Monica. (to Rachel) Hello, greeter girl.
Monica: (to Steve) This is Rachel.
Phoebe: (overemphasizing) Mmmmmm! Everything smells so delicious! You know, I can't remember a time I smelt such a delicious combination of (Monica signals her to stop) of, OK, smells.
Monica: Oh, thank you. Would you like a tour?
Monica: Yeah, I think we're ready for our first course. (Steve sits, Monica brings over a tray) OK, um, these are rot-shrimp ravioli, and celantro pondou sauce... (Steve starts to eat them one by one, quickly)... with just a touch of mints... and... (he finishes)... ginger.
Monica: I'm so glad you liked them!
Monica: Oh, well... um, that's all there are of these. But in about eight and a half minutes, we'll be serving some delicious onion tartlets.
(Rachel tries to get Monica's attention to tell her Steve is stoned. She pretends to drag on a joint, and Monica thinks she's giving her the 'OK' signal. Then Rachel does it again, inhaling deeply this time. Monica waves it off as though she doesn't believe it.)
Monica: (joining him and taking the taco shells) You know that? You don't want to spoil your appetite.
Monica: You know, if you just wait another... six and a half minutes...
Monica: No, we don't. (reaches for box)
Monica: Why don't you just have a seat here? (he sits at the table, then tries to secretly eat the Gummi-bears. Monica spots him.) OK... give me the Gummi-bears.
Monica: Give them to me.
Monica: No, give me the...
Monica: (furious) That's it! Dinner is over!
Monica: What?
Monica: Why? It's just that I've waited seven years for an opportunity like this, and you can't even wait four and a half minutes for a stupid onion tartlet?
Monica: I know... it's just... I thought this was, you know... it.
Rachel: Okay. Okay honey, hes fine, hes fine, lets just put him down. Come here, Ben. (sets him on the couch) See thats a good boy. (to Monica) How could you do that to him!! Ross trusted me, what is he going to say?!
Monica: Nope, shes perfect.
Monica: Come on, we can't let them win!
Monica: I dont think theres anything.
Monica: Like I remember his office number! (Pause) Speed dial 7.
Monica: (on phone) Whats up?
Monica: Oh, put him on!
Monica: Hey, have you figured out a way to tell him youre moving out?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Richard are there. Phoebe enters.]
Monica: Was he falsely accused of something? (They look hopeful)
Monica: Joey, why dont you put them in the lost and found?
Monica: "Oh my God, I love Ross! I hate Ross! I love Ross! I hate Ross!"
MONICA: I've not seen her since high school graduation. Oh my God, that night she got so dru. . . motional.
Monica: Im not talking to her!
Monica:: Oh well this is the only one they had at our video store, but they did have something called crocodile killers. Or does it always have to be sharks?
Monica: What?!
Monica: I would love too, but I cant! I mean I just cant, you know that Im not good at confrontation.
Monica: Oh my God! Shes amazing. Oh, oh Im so glad you guys got drunk and had sex!
MONICA: No, but that's probably 'cause I haven't asked them yet.
Monica: It needs to go about 20 blocks to the left!
Monica: Rachel! What is your cat doing in one of my bowls!
Monica: So that was the baby's room. (They come out and Chandler throws Joey behind the couch and puts his foot on him. Monica looks at Chandler)
Monica: Because its my apartment!
Rachel: Great! Monicas moving!
Monica: Wouldnt you be?
Monica: No Phoebe I am mad!
Monica: (entering) I am not!
Monica: Heres your key (Gets him one.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is eating some Chinese food.]
Monica: Sit down. All right? Please, just listen to me. You are terrible at this! Okay? You are the worst ultimate fighter ever! Ever!!
Monica and Rachel: What?!
Monica: Really?
Rachel: Oh really? Like what Monica?
Monica: She lets you borrow them.
Monica: This is so great! This is exactly how we set the plates at the restaurant.
Rachel (as Monica): You know what, it's feeling a lot better, thank you, um... Well, listen, why don't you two sit down and, and we'll get you some glasses... okay... (They don't know what to do with their coats and Monica points to the living room) STAT!
Monica: (entering with Chandler) Who? (She looks out the window at Rosss apartment) Is that your sister?
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is trying out different cookie recipes. Ross and Phoebe are the tasting group.]
Monica: Thanks.
Monica: Yeah.
Monica: Bye.
Monica: (entering) Okay, I talked to the guy with the shovel and I found out what happened.
Monica: Thank you.
Monica: She really left.
Monica: Well, not anymore.
Monica: What the hell is that dog doing here?! (She notices the dog sitting in the living room.)
[Scene: The hallway, Chandler is helping Monica to the door.]
Monica: I know, I just thought it would be fun.
Monica: (sits down) Oh good. Good, look I'm so sorry, for screwing up that cutting-her-out plan. But I have a new plan. Chandler agreed to call here in a few minutes with an emergency.
Monica: He cannot play at our wedding! I mean everyone will leave! I mean come on, that is just noise! Its not even a song!
Monica: Hey!
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers new apartment, Ross and Chandler are there.]
Monica: Oh, So you can move them!
[Monica enters]
Monica: (entering, happily) All right everybody! Everybody guess what? I just convinced Paul to give us a test next week!
Monica: Oh, so you like her too Chandler?
Monica: (getting up) Im gonna go put my make up on, we have to be at the hotel in an hour! (Starts for the bathroom.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Monica and Rachel and Phoebe are planning their respective strategies to break the other pairing. Joey is not amused.
MONICA: It's gonna be ok. Ryan's been under water. He's just gonna be so glad that you don't have barnicles on your butt.
Monica: Drunk enough to know that I want to do this. Not so drunk that you should feel guilty about taking advantage.
Monica: So, Phoebe runs weird huh?
Rachel: You know what else Im not gonna miss? "Im Monica. I wash the toilet 17 times a day. Even if people are on it!"
Monica: Good. What made you change your mind?
Monica: We'll see.
Monica:: Im very, very drunk right now.
Monica: Okay!
Monica: (trying to be seductive) Calling Dr. Big, Dr. Big to the bed.
Ross: Whoa, hello, did you just meet Monica?
Monica: Uh, Rach, it's the Visa card people.
Monica: Well, are you just hanging out with Ross?
MONICA: Please, when he left town you stayed in your pajamas for a month and I saw you eat a cheeseburger.
Chandler: Yknow what? I am going to take you out to dinner tonight. I found this place that makes the greatest mozzarella sticks and jalepino poppers . (Monica doesnt look impressed.) No? Really? They taste so good.
Monica: (breaking the kiss) Yknow whats weird?
Rachel: Monica, betting the apartment, I dont know about this.
Monica: I dont know sweetie.
Monica: Oh my God Stu! I-I cant believe you did this! Now are you absolutely sure shes a hooker?
Monica: Anyway, I picked up this outfit that I want to wear and the, and the boots dont really go with it.
Monica: This doesnt feel weird!
Monica: What?!
Monica: Why is Ross naked?
[Monica tries to come in]
Monica: Naked?
Monica: How she drove you crazy, picking on every little detail, like your hair... for example.
Ross: Not the first two, but the second two- woooo! ...I love you guys. You guys are the greatest. I love my sister (Kisses Monica), I love Pheebs... (Hugs her)
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers, Chandler and Ross are there. Monica enters]
Monica: (Looks at her nails) Oh my God. Wait a minute, I had them put (realises) Oh my God! Its in the quiche! Oh My God!
Monica: That's so gross!
Monica: Of course!
Monica: Why is everything different?
Monica: Nah, while you're at Ross's if you see any lying around
MONICA: Wait, what about the time I hit you in the face with the Silvian's pumpkin?
Monica: It's okay. Chandler, are you afraid of me or something?
Monica: Wow! You are really fast!
Monica: You dont have to stick up for her. She cant here you.
Monica: Well thank God you were here! I mean, we have to erase that!
Rachel: No, Monica! Monica! We have to fix this!
[Scene, Central Perk: Rachel, Ross and Monica are there]
Monica: It's nice to meet you. Janine...?
Monica: I know! Phoebe is gonna love dressing them in these!
Monica: Hey guys.