words in movies
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica, Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are sitting around the table.]
Monica: Im glad youre here, we have a couple of things to ask you about the wedding ceremony.
Chandler: (To Ross) Monica said wedding.
Monica: Uh, so anyway, we thought one of you could read something during the ceremony.
Monica: Okay, so Ross will be doing the reading.
Monica: Do you mind telling us what it is?
Monica: What is DOOL?
Ross: (to Monica and Rachel) Its winter, they are fewer people on the street. (Rachel and Monica smile and nod, knowingly.)
Monica: Who are they killing off?
Rachel and Monica: Noo!!
Monica: Shes my favorite character on DOOL.
Monica: And the way she slaps all the time!
Monica: Wouldnt you love to do it just once?! (Raises her hand towards Chandler.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica and Chandler are eating lunch, when they start to hear a horrible screeching noise. It sounds like someone is skinning a cat.]
Monica: What is that?
Monica: It sounds like its coming from across the street.
Monica: What?
Monica: Nooo!!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, scene continued from earlier. They both get up and move to the window.]
Monica: No, there is no way! It can not be Ross! (She looks through the window and sees Ross practicing and fumbling around with the pipes.) Unbelievable! Why is your family Scottish?!
Monica: He cannot play at our wedding! I mean everyone will leave! I mean come on, that is just noise! Its not even a song!
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch. Ross is sitting on the armchair.]
Monica: Do you want some shortbread? Eh thats Scottish like you are.
Monica: No! No-no theyre not. Theyre still very angry! But yknow Chandler is also half-Swedish. You know what the Swedish people are famous for? Sitting down and being quiet.
Monica: (interrupting) You can not play bagpipes at the wedding!!
Rachel: (screaming) MONICA!!!! MONICA!!!! (Runs to Monicas.)
Monica: (entering with Rachel) Oh my God! Its true!! Oh my God you are so amazing! Oh my God, can I just ask you to do me oh, just one favor?
Monica: Would you slap me? Would you slap me right here in the face?! (Points to her cheek.)
Monica: (breaks away) Oh wait, just one more thing! One more minute! (To Cecilia) Umm, youre a stupid bitch.
Cecilia: I really cant slap you. (Monica walks away angrily)
Monica: Nice to meet you! My God youre great!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica have gathered to hear Ross perform his interpretation of Celebration by Cool and the Gang on the bag pipe.]
Monica and Chandler: No!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica have gathered to hear Ross perform his interpretation of Celebration by Cool and the Gang on the bag pipe. Yes, I typed that earlier. Were seeing this again, only this time Ross as already started playing.]
(Monica (Courtney Cox) and Chandler (Matthew Perry) are laughing. That then causes Lisa and Jennifer come out of character and start laughing hysterically. And that finally causes David Schwimmer to come out of character and start laughing as well. Matthew decides to sing along now as well.)
Fake Monica: Well, you're Pennsylvania Dutch, right?
Chandler: Oh, uh, that would be mine. See, I wrote a note to myself, and then I realised I didn't need it, so I balled it up and... (sees that Monica is glaring at him) ...now I wish I was dead.
Monica: Oh, why is it unfair?
(Rachel tackles Monica onto the couch.)
(Monica laughs and snorts.)
Monica: Curry.
Monica: Did you ever go out with a guy your friends all really like?
MONICA: Alright. If you guys don't want it to be special, fine. You can throw any kind of party you want.
Monica: Wow. Then I would definitely not recommend Mrs. Doubtfire.
Monica: Wait a minute! We're talking about someone that I'm going out with?
Monica:: Is this not the good part? Do you want me to fast forward to something a little toothier.
Monica: Please, guys, we have to talk.
Monica: (turns off the TV) Okay..
Monica: Alright, we have to talk.
Monica: Are you guys gonna be okay?
Monica: I'm sorry..
Monica: (entering) Hi.
Monica: Well umm, I was thinking that maybe we could come up with a system where we trade of being maid of honor for each other. Like hypothetically, if Phoebe were mine
Monica: (dubious) I understand.
Monica: Relieved?
Monica: I'm, I'm really sorry.
Monica: Oh, y'know..
Monica: That's right. [Scene: Monica's Apartment, Rachel is talking on the phone and pacing.]
Monica: Alright. Phoebe?
Monica: ..Excuse me?
Monica: How does she do that?
Monica: What's going on with you?
Monica: Anyway, how did it go with Kate?
Monica: What does he think? Does he think Im just gonna wait around for nothing?
Monica: This doesnt mean anything, does it?
Monica: Wow, you worked in a mine?
Monica: Oh, I was hoping you wouldn't remember.
Monica: Yeah, yeah.
Monica: Oh my God! Have you lost your mind?
MONICA: No. Um, I know you like this, and I want you to have it. I think it'll look good in our apartment.
Monica: Okay, I'd like to know how much the room was because I'd like to pay my half.
Monica: Oh my God, what a fun day! That sounds great!
Monica: Michelle! Of course, it was Michelle! Did it sound like Michelle?
Monica: (pauses then on the phone) Uh- Rachel has left the building, can you call back?
Monica: Honey I cant even imagine how hard this must be for you. But, I dont want you to lose Joey over it. And right now he just needs to know that youre still his friend.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, they're all hanging out in the living room.]
Monica: Ah, the other Jack.
Monica: ...Pheebs?
Monica: Hey guys this stuff is just so way in the past. You-youve been through so much since then. And right now youve got so much more important stuff going on in your life. Cant you just let this go?
Monica: Wow, come in, have a seat. You must be exhausted coming all the way from Texas.
[Chandler and Monica exchange worried looks.]
Monica: Then, Id steer clear of Phoebe.
Monica: (lying down on the bed) Okay mister! Fertilize me!
Monica: Chandler, I dont even wanna see the musical Oklahoma!
Monica: Oh my God! Kyle Lowder!
Monica: Phoebe?
(There is a knock at the door. Someone turns the music off, then the whole party runs and hides, except for Monica and Rachel who answer their door. Ross stands in the doorway, holding a box, but everyone is too keyed up to notice that it's him.)
Monica: Do you have a plan?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the slumber party continues.]
Monica: I see pizza!
Monica: Was he wearing a stunning blue suit?
Monica: Oh, no...
Monica: Wow! I'm-I'm-I'm glad you smashed her watch!
Monica: Please? Please?! We just don't want to deal with telling everyone, okay? Just promise you won't tell.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the girls are all out on the balcony.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is on the couch as Rachel returns carrying a bunch of shopping bags.]
Photographer: Why dont we have Monica step away and well get Chandler and the bridemaids.
Monica and Phoebe: Shut up!
Monica: Light still out?
Phoebe: Monica, if you get five cool points, you get to make somebody take off one item of clothing. It hasnt happened yet, but were all very excited.
Monica: Oh, really? So why was I busting my ass to make this delicious Thanksgiving dinner?
Monica: Oh, that's nice!
Monica: What?! You slept with Jason?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Chandler and Phoebe are sitting at the couch. Ross is sitting at the table and answers the phone.]
Monica: Where?
Monica: Excuse me?!
Monica: What are you talking about? She just invited him to the biggest party of the millennium!
Monica: Edward Nevski?
Monica: Hey, Joey, what would you do if you were omnipotent?
Monica: (interrupting him) No-no-no, dont-dont do the accent. Youve got to see her again.
Monica: (on phone) Could you please tell me what this is in reference to? (Listens) Yes, hold on. (To Rachel) Um, they say there's been some unusual activity on your account.
Monica: Sorry, lets go back! Cause youve got more to say.
MONICA: Joey, you know, maybe your just not used to kissing men, maybe you just tensed up a little, maybe that's what you need to work on.
Monica: Wait! Oh my God! I cant get out!
Monica: Oh, you're breaking up with Tony?
Monica: Oh, um, around 8:02. We ah, talked for a little while, and then um, we went out for an innocent burger.
Monica: Now, this is last minute so I want to apologize for the mess. Okay?
Monica: Look, not that I enjoy talking about people who I went to high school with, cause I do, but umm, maybe we could talk about something else? Like you, I dont even know where you work?
Monica: Ross this is the only thing left that has a shot at working.
[Scene: An Emergency Room, Rachel and Monica enter. Rachel is limping and leaning on Monica for support.]
Monica: Wow! Play that message for Emily and this whole problem goes away!
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Monica are there as Rachel enters.]
Monica: (looking out window) Oh, god help us.
Monica: And well, we probably shouldnt see each other anymore. Im sorry.
Monica: Which?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's. Monica walks in with one of those knitted Rasta hats.]
Joey: Monicas chicken parm! Ill take care of it. (He picks up the phone) Hey Mr. Treeger, its Joey Tribbiani. Listen, I need to get into Monica and Chandlers apartment. Its an emergency. (Listens) Uhh, gas leak! Yeah oh, and bring garlic bread. (Hangs up.)
Chandler: Nah, Monicas watching some cooking show. Come on, I dont want to miss when they were skinny.
Monica: You've never met Bob, have you?
Monica: You have to go to London!
Monica: (voice on answering machine) Hi! If youre calling before Saturday, youve reached Monica and Chandler. But if youre calling after Saturday, youve reached Mr. and Mrs. Bing! Please leave a message for the Bings!
Frank: Yeah! Hey, do Monica and Rachel work there?
Monica: What?
Monica: Wow. My brother never even told me when he lost his virginity.
Monica: Oh. Maybe they're- napping.