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[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is eating the picnic as Rachel comes home from work.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Mark is there, opening Chinese food boxes.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is making a fruit drink in the blender, Rachel has just finished her shower and is coming out of the bathroom.]
Monica: Hey.
Monica: Hows the big anniversary dinner?
Monica: Ohhh, nice.
Monica: What?! (She accidentally starts the blender without the lid on it and fruit flies everywhere.)
Rachel: (looking up at the ceiling) God, Monica its on the ceiling.
Monica: Thats okay, this is more important than fruit (pause) (angrily) on my ceiling! You broke up?!
Monica: Oh no!!
Monica: Rachel, you and Mark?!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is entering carry a large box, Monica is mopping the ceiling.]
Monica: Hey.
Monica: Oh, theres banana on it.
Monica: So then you know? (Phoebe nods her head)
Monica: Oh, good. Thanks.
Monica: Okay, all right dont judge me to much. Okay? Um, but I saw this info-mercial, and um, I swear to you I have never-ever bought anything on TV before, except for this mop. But there was this stuff on leg waxing, it just, it looked so amazing....
Monica: Yes! Have you seen it?
Monica: I know!!
Monica: Hello! Organic substances recently discovered in the depths of the rain forest!
[Scene: Monica's Bedroom, Monica and Phoebe are waxing their legs.]
Monica: Did that!
Monica: Okay. (Does so.) Ow!!!!! Ow-oh-oh!
Monica: No. It was painful. Oh my God , they should call it Pain-zine, now with a little wax.
Monica: Thats because their nerves are probably deadened from being so stupid. But hey, y'know if you dont believe me, please, by my guest.
Monica: Now, are you glad we didnt start with the bikini strips?
[Scene: Monicas Bedroom, Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips.]
Monica: Ow!
Monica: Ow!! Ow!!
Monica and Phoebe: Ow!!!!!!! Ow-ow-ow-ow!
Monica: Its okay, its okay.
Monica: We were just waxing our legs.
Monica: Thats right.
Monica: What?
Monica: (going over to listen at the door) Rachel said everything was okay.
[Cut to Monica's bedroom, both Monica and Phoebe gasp.]
Monica: Oh my God.
Monica: Oh!! (hits Chandler and Joey in the head) You guys knew about this and you didnt tell us?!
(She throws the paper at him, misses and hits Monicas door, they all jump back at the sound.)
Monica: (stopping him) What, what are you doing? You cant go out there.
Monica: Because theyll know weve been listening.
Chandler: (handing Monica the wax) Wax the door shut, were never leaving, ever.
[Later, Phoebe is on the phone, theyre all still trapped in Monicas bedroom.]
Monica: What if they dont?
Monica: Hey. Its three in the morning. They dont know that Ive come home yet. You notice how neither one of them are wondering where I am.
Ross: Okay, well here we are. Now were in a tough spot again, Rach. What do you want to do? How do you want to handle it? Huh? Do you wanna fight for us? Or, do you wanna bail? (sits down next to her) Look, I, (on the verge of tears) I did a terrible, stupid, stupid thing. Okay? And Im sorry, I wish I could take it back, but I cant. (We see Monica and Phoebe are almost in tears.) I just cant see us throwing away something we know is so damn good. Rachel, I love you so much.
[Scene: Monicas bedroom.]
[Cut to Living Room, Rachel is sleeping on the couch, Ross is gone, the rest of them can finally emerge from their cell. They all wave good bye, and start to walk quietly out, as Monica goes and puts a blanket on Rachel. Joey starts walking all hunched over and bobbing his shoulders as he goes.]
Rachel: What the hell is that?!! (to Monica) What the hell is that? Is that you? (Monica nods her head no, and Rachel realizes what is making that sound.) Ohhhhhhh! (storms over to Chandler and Joeys with Monica in trail.)
(Monica gets down on one knee.)
[This starts a series of flashbacks beginning with Monica and Chandler in the waiting room in The One With the Birth.]
Monica: I think so. Se, he-he's not inviting you to his party because he likes you.
Monica: Oh, about five minutes. Right now theyre interviewing his opponent. Apparently he trains by going to Iran and pulling the arms off thieves.
Monica: Please! I feel so bad! Just watch the hot woman get naked!
Monica: Thank you. All right, now who else do you want to invite?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are now sitting in the living room.]
Monica: Thats right. Get it out of your system while were alone.
Rachel: Wow, Monica, you look just like your grandmother. How old was she there?
Monica: Wow! Wow! And its definitely all gone? Theres nothing there to work with? (Joey glares at her.) What were you thinking?
Monica: A little tight? I could see double-oh and seven in those pants.
Ross: Oh really? Well I-I guess Monica should know about Atlantic City.
[Scene 13: Central Perk, the gang is gathered around Monica comforting her brother, who in a slight state of shock is cuddling a cushion for security.]
Monica: Yeah! Hey! Thanks for getting me that girls number.
(Monica runs out.)
Monica: Is that, is that what they call strippers sometimes?
Monica: My husband.
Monica: I can't believe he did this.
Monica: Why in the world would you take this tape and and why would you watch it?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe, Chandler, and Ross are there, Rachel is serving brownies.]
[Scene: Kleinmans, a horde of women including Rachel, Phoebe, and Monica are waiting for the store to open.]
Chandler: Monica! Wait!
Monica: What?
Monica: Yknow what? Im gonna make this up to you. I promised you a stripper (turns on the radio), and youre gonna get a stripper. (She starts to strip.)
Monica: Alright, well, this does not change anything. (to Chandler) Okay, we need to get something to grease the sides of his face.
Ross: Well, not right now. Okay look, Monica came here for some memories and damnit, were gonna give her some! Okay, grab grab some empty boxes. Okay? Well-well take stuff from mine and whatever we can pass off as hers well-well put em in their.
Monica: I think this is so great! I mean, you and Ross! D-did you have any idea?
Phoebe: (to Monica) Anyway, Im going out with Sergei again tonight, and um, could you come and be the translators date? So that when we, its time for our alone time, you two could split off. Y'know, hes really, hes kinda cute.
Phoebe: Cause youre still into Monica. So you told her there was somebody else so she would agree to work with you, so cause you figure oh if you spent a lot of time together, maybe something might happen, and...
Monica: Yeah! I didnt know there would be dancing. That was a fun surprise!
Monica: The pink one with the flowers?!
Monica: Is all this about you not being able to grow a moustache?
Monica: Well Phoebe doesnt eat turkey
Monica: Hey!
Monica: You too!
Monica: Hey, how are you feelin? Any morning sickness?
Monica: That's right, she came back all by herself.
Monica: You like Green Bay?
Monica: Is your team winning hon?
Monica: Hey!
Monica: A pie! (Will brought a pie.)
Monica: This is Phoebe.
Monica: (to Janine) Youd better hope I dont see you in the hallway!! (They exit.)
Monica: Isn't that sad? I mean, can you see how pathetic that is? You shouldn't be jealous. You should feel bad for him.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are playing foosball as Phoebe enters.]
Monica: What?
Monica: I also, did a little something in fur. But umm, thats really just for me. (Rubs it against her cheek.) Okay. So, why dont you go into your room and try these on and well seeget a better idea of whats gonna work.
Monica: Well you look incredible too! Youre justyoure so fit!
Monica: (to Will) Wanna give me a hand?
Monica: Oh umm, I meant to tell you, Ross is coming.
Monica: Good. And Rachel Green too. (Will stops suddenly.)
Monica: All right.
Monica: I cant do it. Im sorry, I wish I could, but umm, see you have these feelings for me....
Monica: Is there a problem?
Monica: (to Will) Joey.
Monica: Will! From high school.
Monica: Chandler, listen to me sweetie, I know you can do this. Okay? You have a beautiful smile.
Monica: Thats Will from high school!
Monica: Oh, so who won?
Rachel: (sees Will) Oh my God Monica, who is that?
Monica: Okay, dinners ready!
Monica: What?
Phoebe: Bye! (Phoebe goes over and joins Monica on the couch.) We said good-bye at the door so as not to flaunt our new love.
Monica: Chandler, this is not our problem. We've got each other. That's all that matters.
[Ross is speaking to Monica and Rachel about tipping the super.]
Monica: Anyway, were really excited about our wedding plans, and well I guess pretty soon well be making a big withdrawal from the Monica wedding fund. (Chandler and her laugh, but her parents dont.) What?
Monica: (To Rachel) Apparently you were umm, a little mean to him in high school.
Chandler: (writing) Monica, there are no words (To Joey and Ross) There are no words! This should not be this hard!
Monica: All right, you just make sure that Chandler catches the ball, Ill take care of the rest.
Monica: Oh Will. But you-youve worked so hard
Joey: (To Monica) Seriously, who is this guy?
Monica: Phoebe! Come on Im serious! I just got to talk to him about all this.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, scene continued from earlier.]
Rachel: Okay Monica, did you know about this?!
Ross: (covering with his hand Chandler's face, like pretending he's not there) (to Monica) There're these two professors who are joining my department and I have to meet them here and show them around campus.
Rachel: (reading) 'Gone for more jars. Back later. Monica Geller.'
Monica: You started that?!
Monica: Youre just new at this, itll get better, think about your first day at work. I mean, that couldnt have been easy but you figured that out.
Chandler: Hey Rach! (She breaks up and goes back into Monicas.)
Monica: THAT'S NOT ME!
Monica: Everyone at our school heard it!
Rachel: Monica, how come you never told me this?!
Monica: Joey, you dont have to finish that.
Monica: Thats not totally true.
Monica: Oh! Me too!
Monica: Its true?!!
Monica: Hmm, a little relieved, I gotta say.
Monica: (joining them) Hey.
Monica: Hey! Mrs. Altman was the kind of woman you could tell she used to be pretty.
Monica: No, nononono.. it's just.. things change. People change.
Rachel: I did, Monica was so sweet she left a little mint on my pillow.
Monica: Well Joey, were all were all very proud of you.
Monica: Yeah, you want some?
Monica: Y'know, all these years, I thought you were on my side. But maybe what you were doing was sucking up to Mom and Dad so they'd keep liking you better!
Monica: Hey! So what do you think?
(Joey notices Monica has gotten a pie.)
Monica: I know.
Monica: Hey.
Monica: Theyre mine!