words in movies
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there. Phoebe is stressing out about something.]
Monica: What is it hon?
Monica: Aww, honey Im sorry.
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Monica, Joey and Rachel are there. Rachel is writing something on a pad, and then crumples it up and throws it on the floor.]
Monica: I dont know how museums work in England but, here, youre not supposed to take stuff.
Monica: Oh no, two days, you must be bummed.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters.]
Ross: (interrupting Monica and Emily) So we should probably get going soon.
Ross: Monica said that did she? (He squeezes Monicas knee really hardly and Monica winces in pain.)
Monica: You changed?
Monica: And lucky means, more cleavage?
Monica: Or if you want to kiss him, umm, you could use mistletoe.
Monica: Or Spin the Bottle?
Monica: Two in a row! Youve got to use your tongues now! (They kiss again.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, it is later in the party. The Spin the Bottle game is over and Chandler is making a sandwich as Phoebe watches.]
Monica: Oh my God! Have you lost your mind?
Monica: Rachel-Rachel-Rachel I-I cannot, I cant let(pause), actually I kinda want to see what happens.
(Joey and Monica rush over to her.)
Joey and Monica: Are you all right?
Rachel: Im fine! Im fine! Im just losing a tooth, its no big deal. I have a dentist! Yknow. Im gonna go put some ice on it. Excuse me. (She goes over to the ice and Joey and Monica follow her.) What do I do now? What do I do now?
Monica: I think youre done.
Rachel: Ross, that girl just spent the entire evening talking to your friends, asking to hear stories about you, looking through Monicas photo albums, I mean you dont do that if youre just in it for two weeks.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, the next day. Phoebe is busy making a sandwich.]
Monica: Really. Well, at least 'big girls' don't pee in their pants in seventh grade!
Monica: (on machine) "Hi, uh, Richard it's Monica, um, listen I did something kind of crazy tonight, um, maybe I'm getting my period or something, I don't know." Nooo!!
Monica: Youre kidding?! Thats great!
Joey: (to Monica) Hey.
Monica: Well, why dont we just bunny up.
(Phoebe jumps to the floor as Ross tackles Rachel off of the couch. Chandler helps push Rachel onto the floor by jumping over the back of the couch. Phoebe grabs Rachel's head to hold it still and opens Rachel's eye as Monica jumps onto Chandler's back to administer the torture--I mean medicine.)
Monica: Oh my.
[Flashback to The One With The Jellyfish, Chandler and Monica are lying on the beach.]
[Scene: Central Perk. Phoebe is singing. Monica, Richard, Ross, and Rachel are listening.]
Monica: Mom already called this morning to remind me not to wear my hair up. Did you know my ears are not my best feature?
Monica: Havent you and I covered that topic?
Monica: I'll bet he's totally over me, I'll bet he's fine.
[Scene: Later that evening at the rehearsal dinner. Chandler and Monica are sitting on a sofa. Chandler is covering his face in embarrassment because of the toast.]
Monica: Kay, here you go. (Hands her this tiny little globe.)
Monica: Boy, you are really not a morning person.
Monica: Im sick of Japanese. Were not going there.
Monica: That was you?!
Monica: Thank you soo, much.
Monica: (Angrily.) You can let some of them go by!(Judy and Andrea go to the front of the chapel. Joey approaches Monica.)
Monica: Y'see, this is where you'd use that 'hello' word we talked about.
Rachel: Y'know I dont, I dont understand guys, I mean I-I would never congratulate Monica on a great stew by y'know, grabbin her boob.
MONICA: So, I read this article in the paper the other day that says you're not supposed to throw rice at weddings, because when pigeons eat rice it kills them.
Rachel: Monica, your dad just beeped in, but can you make it quick? Talking to Rome. (Showing off to Phoebe and Chandler) I'm talking to Rome.
Monica: Can you believe he just offered me a restaurant?
Phoebe: You'd better get back in that kitchen Monica, the garlic is not gonna overuse itself.
Monica: What kind of changes?
Monica: So what did you do today Pete?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is telling Rachel about Petes offer.]
Monica: What?! Oh.(She turns around quickly and falls)
Monica: Oh, please.
Monica: Oh God!
Monica: Don't you just love it?
Rachel: (gasps) Oh, I just remembered. We do have something to eat. Monica put something in our oven this morning.
Monica: What? Honey.
Monica: Oh God, Im so sorry.
Ross: (to Monica) You like it right?
Monica: What-what was it you were gonna tell us?
Monica: Okay. Heres the thing.
MONICA: I can't believe he has a new roommate. Who is this guy?
Monica: Oh?
Monica: Oh, will you do the top of the cabinets? Thatll really work up your appetite for lunch.
Monica: Huh?
Monica: I know, I just thought it would be fun.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica is watching the rest of the tape]
Monica: Okay. (hands him a cup)
Monica: Oh, good luck.
All: Good-bye! Good luck! (She opens the door to reveal Monica and Joey.)
Monica: That is sooo not true!
Monica: Im sorry, okay? It justtonight was supposed to be yknow, it was supposed to be a big deal.
Monica: Hey!
Phoebe: Ohh, Monica, I am so excited for you.
Monica: What?
Chandler: Now that you live next door, we can be together every day. Sid and Monica never have to know a thing.
MONICA: You guys haven't gotten your presents yet? Tomorrow's Christmas Eve, what're ya gonna do?
Monica: I know.
Monica: Does it have to do with Joey?
PHOEBE: Monica, how did this happen? I thought you had this all planned out.
Monica: (entering) Ohh, here you are. Yknow, Im-Im glad you decided to hear me out.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Chandler is sleeping on the couch. Monica walks by and starts watching him.]
Monica: I know, hes too charming, but if you two start going out, then its just gonna make it so much harder for me to hate him.
Monica: I justI cant believe that you think that you and Chandler know me and Rachel better than we know you.
Monica: Claws?!
Monica: All right ah, Ross, this is the extent of my knowledge on the subject. (holds up a notepad) Call Rachel.
Monica: Hey, Rach, can I borrow your eyelash curler, I think I lost mine.
MONICA: Not never. I mean, I'm gonna see him tomorrow at my eye appointment.
Monica: Y'know what, dont tell us. Well just wait until Chandler gets home, (to Phoebe) because itll be more fun that way.
Monica: Oh, it is sooo perfect. Thank you so much. (runs over and hugs him)
[Scene: Petes Restaurants Kitchen, Pete is showing Monica around the kitchen.]
Monica: Oh God.
Monica: Pete.
Monica: Did you just smell my hair?
Monica: Okay, bye.
Monica: All right shut up for a second and let me just see something. (She kisses him back on the lips) Oh, wow! (They then hug and kiss, very passionately.)
Monica: Okay, if Joey does the ceremony, then we have to find someone else to walk Phoebe down the isle.
[cut to inside Monica and Rachels]
Monica: Does it involve clogs?
Monica: All right, look, I hate this as much as you, but if it makes you feel better, its all your fault.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is there as Ross enters, walking very confidently.]
Monica: Really? Whos number two?
(They start kissing and turn around so that Chandler is facing the door. And Chandler sees Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey walk in and quickly ends the kiss with Monica.)
Monica: Hi.. how was the game?
Monica: Bye-bye!
Monica: Phoebe?
Monica: Uh-huh.
Phoebe: What?! Monica, Im scared!!
Monica: Okay, wait, you gotta hang up cause were gonna be late.
Monica: Wait, wait, wait! (She puts a Shriner's hat on the turkey.)
Monica: And! We also have speaker phone. (She turns on the speaker phone.)
[Scene: Ross's apartment. Everyone is sitting around. Monica enters from bathroom.]
Monica: Of course not.
Monica: All right. Honey, thats-thats a sleeve. Okay?
Monica: But, I put some honey in it.
Monica: Yeah.
Monica: (covers her neck) Oh God! (runs to the bathroom)
Monica: Theres our star!
MRS. GREENE: Hi Monica.
Monica: Hi!
Monica: Yeah. Where were you?
Monica: Hey, the mans dog just died.
Monica: Hey!