words in movies
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there. Phoebe is stressing out about something.]
Monica: What is it hon?
Monica: Aww, honey Im sorry.
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Monica, Joey and Rachel are there. Rachel is writing something on a pad, and then crumples it up and throws it on the floor.]
Monica: I dont know how museums work in England but, here, youre not supposed to take stuff.
Monica: Oh no, two days, you must be bummed.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters.]
Ross: (interrupting Monica and Emily) So we should probably get going soon.
Ross: Monica said that did she? (He squeezes Monicas knee really hardly and Monica winces in pain.)
Monica: You changed?
Monica: And lucky means, more cleavage?
Monica: Or if you want to kiss him, umm, you could use mistletoe.
Monica: Or Spin the Bottle?
Monica: Two in a row! Youve got to use your tongues now! (They kiss again.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, it is later in the party. The Spin the Bottle game is over and Chandler is making a sandwich as Phoebe watches.]
Monica: Oh my God! Have you lost your mind?
Monica: Rachel-Rachel-Rachel I-I cannot, I cant let(pause), actually I kinda want to see what happens.
(Joey and Monica rush over to her.)
Joey and Monica: Are you all right?
Rachel: Im fine! Im fine! Im just losing a tooth, its no big deal. I have a dentist! Yknow. Im gonna go put some ice on it. Excuse me. (She goes over to the ice and Joey and Monica follow her.) What do I do now? What do I do now?
Monica: I think youre done.
Rachel: Ross, that girl just spent the entire evening talking to your friends, asking to hear stories about you, looking through Monicas photo albums, I mean you dont do that if youre just in it for two weeks.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, the next day. Phoebe is busy making a sandwich.]
Rachel: What the hell is that?!! (to Monica) What the hell is that? Is that you? (Monica nods her head no, and Rachel realizes what is making that sound.) Ohhhhhhh! (storms over to Chandler and Joeys with Monica in trail.)
(Monica gets down on one knee.)
[This starts a series of flashbacks beginning with Monica and Chandler in the waiting room in The One With the Birth.]
Monica: I think so. Se, he-he's not inviting you to his party because he likes you.
Monica: Oh, about five minutes. Right now theyre interviewing his opponent. Apparently he trains by going to Iran and pulling the arms off thieves.
Monica: Please! I feel so bad! Just watch the hot woman get naked!
Monica: Thank you. All right, now who else do you want to invite?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are now sitting in the living room.]
Monica: Thats right. Get it out of your system while were alone.
Rachel: Wow, Monica, you look just like your grandmother. How old was she there?
Monica: Wow! Wow! And its definitely all gone? Theres nothing there to work with? (Joey glares at her.) What were you thinking?
Monica: A little tight? I could see double-oh and seven in those pants.
Ross: Oh really? Well I-I guess Monica should know about Atlantic City.
[Scene 13: Central Perk, the gang is gathered around Monica comforting her brother, who in a slight state of shock is cuddling a cushion for security.]
Monica: Yeah! Hey! Thanks for getting me that girls number.
(Monica runs out.)
Monica: Is that, is that what they call strippers sometimes?
Monica: My husband.
Monica: I can't believe he did this.
Monica: Why in the world would you take this tape and and why would you watch it?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe, Chandler, and Ross are there, Rachel is serving brownies.]
[Scene: Kleinmans, a horde of women including Rachel, Phoebe, and Monica are waiting for the store to open.]
Chandler: Monica! Wait!
Monica: What?
Monica: Yknow what? Im gonna make this up to you. I promised you a stripper (turns on the radio), and youre gonna get a stripper. (She starts to strip.)
Monica: Alright, well, this does not change anything. (to Chandler) Okay, we need to get something to grease the sides of his face.
Ross: Well, not right now. Okay look, Monica came here for some memories and damnit, were gonna give her some! Okay, grab grab some empty boxes. Okay? Well-well take stuff from mine and whatever we can pass off as hers well-well put em in their.
Monica: I think this is so great! I mean, you and Ross! D-did you have any idea?
Phoebe: (to Monica) Anyway, Im going out with Sergei again tonight, and um, could you come and be the translators date? So that when we, its time for our alone time, you two could split off. Y'know, hes really, hes kinda cute.
Phoebe: Cause youre still into Monica. So you told her there was somebody else so she would agree to work with you, so cause you figure oh if you spent a lot of time together, maybe something might happen, and...
Monica: Yeah! I didnt know there would be dancing. That was a fun surprise!
Monica: The pink one with the flowers?!
Monica: Is all this about you not being able to grow a moustache?
Monica: Well Phoebe doesnt eat turkey
Monica: Hey!
Monica: You too!
Monica: Hey, how are you feelin? Any morning sickness?
Monica: That's right, she came back all by herself.
Monica: You like Green Bay?
Monica: Is your team winning hon?
Monica: Hey!
Monica: A pie! (Will brought a pie.)
Monica: This is Phoebe.
Monica: (to Janine) Youd better hope I dont see you in the hallway!! (They exit.)
Monica: Isn't that sad? I mean, can you see how pathetic that is? You shouldn't be jealous. You should feel bad for him.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are playing foosball as Phoebe enters.]
Monica: What?
Monica: I also, did a little something in fur. But umm, thats really just for me. (Rubs it against her cheek.) Okay. So, why dont you go into your room and try these on and well seeget a better idea of whats gonna work.
Monica: Well you look incredible too! Youre justyoure so fit!
Monica: (to Will) Wanna give me a hand?
Monica: Oh umm, I meant to tell you, Ross is coming.
Monica: Good. And Rachel Green too. (Will stops suddenly.)
Monica: All right.
Monica: I cant do it. Im sorry, I wish I could, but umm, see you have these feelings for me....
Monica: Is there a problem?
Monica: (to Will) Joey.
Monica: Will! From high school.
Monica: Chandler, listen to me sweetie, I know you can do this. Okay? You have a beautiful smile.
Monica: Thats Will from high school!
Monica: Oh, so who won?
Rachel: (sees Will) Oh my God Monica, who is that?
Monica: Okay, dinners ready!
Monica: What?
Phoebe: Bye! (Phoebe goes over and joins Monica on the couch.) We said good-bye at the door so as not to flaunt our new love.
Monica: Chandler, this is not our problem. We've got each other. That's all that matters.
[Ross is speaking to Monica and Rachel about tipping the super.]
Monica: Anyway, were really excited about our wedding plans, and well I guess pretty soon well be making a big withdrawal from the Monica wedding fund. (Chandler and her laugh, but her parents dont.) What?
Monica: (To Rachel) Apparently you were umm, a little mean to him in high school.
Chandler: (writing) Monica, there are no words (To Joey and Ross) There are no words! This should not be this hard!
Monica: All right, you just make sure that Chandler catches the ball, Ill take care of the rest.
Monica: Oh Will. But you-youve worked so hard
Joey: (To Monica) Seriously, who is this guy?
Monica: Phoebe! Come on Im serious! I just got to talk to him about all this.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, scene continued from earlier.]
Rachel: Okay Monica, did you know about this?!
Ross: (covering with his hand Chandler's face, like pretending he's not there) (to Monica) There're these two professors who are joining my department and I have to meet them here and show them around campus.
Rachel: (reading) 'Gone for more jars. Back later. Monica Geller.'
Monica: You started that?!
Monica: Youre just new at this, itll get better, think about your first day at work. I mean, that couldnt have been easy but you figured that out.
Chandler: Hey Rach! (She breaks up and goes back into Monicas.)
Monica: THAT'S NOT ME!
Monica: Everyone at our school heard it!
Rachel: Monica, how come you never told me this?!
Monica: Joey, you dont have to finish that.
Monica: Thats not totally true.
Monica: Oh! Me too!
Monica: Its true?!!
Monica: Hmm, a little relieved, I gotta say.
Monica: (joining them) Hey.
Monica: Hey! Mrs. Altman was the kind of woman you could tell she used to be pretty.
Monica: No, nononono.. it's just.. things change. People change.
Rachel: I did, Monica was so sweet she left a little mint on my pillow.
Monica: Well Joey, were all were all very proud of you.
Monica: Yeah, you want some?
Monica: Y'know, all these years, I thought you were on my side. But maybe what you were doing was sucking up to Mom and Dad so they'd keep liking you better!
Monica: Hey! So what do you think?
(Joey notices Monica has gotten a pie.)
Monica: I know.
Monica: Hey.
Monica: Theyre mine!