words in movies
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there. Phoebe is stressing out about something.]
Monica: What is it hon?
Monica: Aww, honey Im sorry.
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Monica, Joey and Rachel are there. Rachel is writing something on a pad, and then crumples it up and throws it on the floor.]
Monica: I dont know how museums work in England but, here, youre not supposed to take stuff.
Monica: Oh no, two days, you must be bummed.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters.]
Ross: (interrupting Monica and Emily) So we should probably get going soon.
Ross: Monica said that did she? (He squeezes Monicas knee really hardly and Monica winces in pain.)
Monica: You changed?
Monica: And lucky means, more cleavage?
Monica: Or if you want to kiss him, umm, you could use mistletoe.
Monica: Or Spin the Bottle?
Monica: Two in a row! Youve got to use your tongues now! (They kiss again.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, it is later in the party. The Spin the Bottle game is over and Chandler is making a sandwich as Phoebe watches.]
Monica: Oh my God! Have you lost your mind?
Monica: Rachel-Rachel-Rachel I-I cannot, I cant let(pause), actually I kinda want to see what happens.
(Joey and Monica rush over to her.)
Joey and Monica: Are you all right?
Rachel: Im fine! Im fine! Im just losing a tooth, its no big deal. I have a dentist! Yknow. Im gonna go put some ice on it. Excuse me. (She goes over to the ice and Joey and Monica follow her.) What do I do now? What do I do now?
Monica: I think youre done.
Rachel: Ross, that girl just spent the entire evening talking to your friends, asking to hear stories about you, looking through Monicas photo albums, I mean you dont do that if youre just in it for two weeks.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, the next day. Phoebe is busy making a sandwich.]
Ross: (pulls Monica back) ...and I really think it should be me.
Monica: No Joey! Chandler could be your assistant! See, he could answer all of your fan mail and stuff!
Monica: Jody!
Phoebe: No. No! Yes! Ahh. Oh, would you look at that Monica? I just knocked off all of your top scores, how sad.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner. Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities.]
Monica: Where are you guys going? Come on, one more game!
Monica: (spitting out her drink in shock) Oh God, oh God, I am sorry... I am so sorry...
Monica: Tell him.
Chandler: Nothing, Monica and I had a stupid fight.
Monica: Just...please tell him.
(She sees Monica sneaking out) Okay, thank you very much, I'm gonna take a short break! (Runs out, knocking over the mike stand)
Monica: Oh no! I dont know anything about cooking. I had to ask someone what its called when the, when the water makes those little bubbles.
Monica: No, I havent.
Monica: It just makes more sense as an ensemble.
Monica: Im fine. (She goes into one of those half sneezing, half-coughing fits that you get with a bad cold or flu.)
Monica: C'mon up.
Monica: Hello?
Monica: You do know that was me who just said that right? (He doesnt respond and she turns on the light, waking him.) Hey. As long as were both up
Monica: Chandler, we have talked about this. You are not supposed to give people advice! Now couldn't you just have made some sort of inappropriate joke?
Monica: Wait-wait, go back to that sibling thing.
Monica: You're welcome.
Monica: Look at you, you won't even look at him.
[Scene: Joey and Janines, Joey is pacing around as Chandler and Monica enter.]
Monica: Wow! A lipper from Chipper.
Monica: (all depressed) Help yourself.
Monica: Okay...who are you?
Rachel: Come on Ross give me the keys! Monica does not know what shes talking about! I am an excellent driver!
Monica: Oh, c'mon in.
Monica: Hi...May I help you?
Monica: Ross! He's playing with my spatulas again!
Phoebe: But Monica, he loves his job so much! Can you just give him another chance? Please?
Monica: How's it going?
Monica: Is he really coming? Because I can see right into your apartment!
Rachel: Monica! I couldnt find him for two hours! He was having sex with Amy Welch!
Monica: Let go! Im a tiny little woman!!
Monica: So you talked to your dad, huh.
Monica: Hold on a second, just put a little club soda on it (does so) and it should umm, be.....
Monica: You can not do this.
Monica: Roger wants to take her out tomorrow night.
Monica: Define fun.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's Balcony, Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side.]
Monica: (not amused by Chandlers joke) I miss Rachel. (To Chandler) No, my parents.
Phoebe: Well at least all my songs don't taste like garlic. Yeah, there are other ingredients Monica.
Monica: There's more beer, right?
Phoebe: I can hear traffic and birds! I can hear the voices in my head again! (Monica looks at her strangely) Im kidding. (She smiles wickedly.)
Monica: I'd rather hang out with a sniveling work weasel guy when I can be hanging out with my boyfriend who I actually respect.
Monica: Ok, well, what kind of ritual?
[Scene: The Hotel, Monicas room, Mr. and Mrs. Bing are staring at each other while Phoebe looks on.]
Monica: Oh, Chandler, sorry.
Janice: Hi, Monica.
Monica: I'll be right back.
Chandler: Oh yes, sir! Put me out of my misery. Are you sure you never played pro? (Does his work laugh.) (To Monica) Please let them win!
Monica: Can we just start throwing things in?
(Joey now enters the room through the door, Monica, Chandler and Phoebe are following him.)
Monica: No.
Monica: No, look, she's obviously unstable, okay? I mean she's thinking about running out on her wedding day. (Rachel slowly turns and glares at her.) (Realizing what she just said.) Okay, fine! But I mean, look at the position she's putting him in! What's he gonna do? Ross is gonna run over there on the wedding day and break up the marriage?! I mean, who would do that?! (Rachel again turns and glares at her in disgust.) Okay, fine, all right, but that's y'know, it's different! Although it did involve a lot of the same people.
Monica: Which one was Pete Carney?
The Croupier: Comin' out. Place your bet. (Monica does so.) Dice are out. (The woman next to Monica rolls the dice.) Double or nothin'! Pay the front line! (Monica won and doubled the chip.)
Monica: All weekend? That's a whole lotta naked.
Monica: Guys, please, Im just gonna have dinner with him. Okay?
Monica: Im the hostess! Not those guys! Im always the hostess! I mean, I was always the hostess, I mean even when I was little, I mean the girls brought their dollies to my tea party, I-I served the best air.
Monica: Rach, come see who's out here!
Monica: They're nice guys.
Monica: Make a wish?
Monica: Aww, thank you. (Notices something.) Uh Rach?
[Scene: Chandlers Office, his boss Doug is entering, Monica is there as well.]
Monica: Well, it's like that. With feelings.
Monica: Hey, Rachel, isn't that stuff almost pure...
PHOEBE: Oh, this is so nice. Alright I have to make a speech. I just wanna say that of all the guys that Monica has been with, and that is a lot, I like you the best.
Monica: C'mon, you can't live off your parents your whole life.
Phoebe: OK. (pause) Oh Monica! Guess what!
Monica: (excited) Oh my God!
(Chandler, Monica and Phoebe looks at him)
Allesandro: Im so excited about having Monica come on board with us. Although I do feel bad about having fired chef Emillio, its like losing a member of the family. Of course, that literally is the case for several of you. Tony, Carlos, Marie, please, tell your father how much were gonna miss him. Now, I know that Monica has a lot of great ideas for this place, well, you all read the review. So without much further ado, I present to you our new head chef.
Monica: Oh, I love my life, I love my life!
Monica: I don't know. I don't know. It's just going to be so great!
Cecilia: I really cant slap you. (Monica walks away angrily)
Monica: (to Joey) OK, try this salmon mousse.
Monica: Just go up to her and ask her out. (Chandler laughs) Oh, what's the worst thing that could happen?
Monica: Yeah, well, is that better?
Ross: Hey, you only heard Monica�s side of that. That little fatso was a terror.
Monica: STOP IT!! ...Oh my God. It's true! Who am I?
Monica: Aunt Syl, I did this as a favor, I am not a caterer. What do you want me to do with a dozen lasagnas? (listens to Aunt Syl on phone, looks shocked) Nice talk, Aunt Syl. (in New York accent) You kiss Uncle Freddie with that mouth?
(Monica enters, excited.)
Monica: Well... of course I thought of you! But... but...
(Phone rings. Monica answers it.)
pain as Monica grabs him underwater)-Diet Coke.
Don: Oh, hello. (Shakes Chandlers hand.) Hello. (Shakes Monicas hand.)
Monica: Thirty-two! Seventy-one! Hike!
Joey: And it is a love that is based on having and giving and receiv(Shuts up on Monicas glare.)
Monica: All right, we still have a minute and a half to go, and were down by two points. Two points.... (she gets interrupted by the guys, who are doing a slow-motion high five.) Phoebe you do a button-hook again. Rachel, you go long.
Monica: Yeah, me too! (Runs and grabs her 3-ring binder of ideas.)
Monica: (to Steve) This is Rachel.
Monica: Ten dollars an hour.
Monica: Hi Steve!
Monica: Oh, thank you. Would you like a tour?
[Scene: Tap Class, Monica is standing by the door.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is entering.]
Monica: I'm so glad you liked them!
Monica: Umm, I just wanna say, uh (reads from a 3 X 5 card) that with a pinch of exictement, a dash of hard work, a dollup of cooperation, we can have the recipe... (Looks up and sees eveyone glaring at her) Are you gonna kill me?