words in movies
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there. Phoebe is stressing out about something.]
Monica: What is it hon?
Monica: Aww, honey Im sorry.
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Monica, Joey and Rachel are there. Rachel is writing something on a pad, and then crumples it up and throws it on the floor.]
Monica: I dont know how museums work in England but, here, youre not supposed to take stuff.
Monica: Oh no, two days, you must be bummed.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters.]
Ross: (interrupting Monica and Emily) So we should probably get going soon.
Ross: Monica said that did she? (He squeezes Monicas knee really hardly and Monica winces in pain.)
Monica: You changed?
Monica: And lucky means, more cleavage?
Monica: Or if you want to kiss him, umm, you could use mistletoe.
Monica: Or Spin the Bottle?
Monica: Two in a row! Youve got to use your tongues now! (They kiss again.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, it is later in the party. The Spin the Bottle game is over and Chandler is making a sandwich as Phoebe watches.]
Monica: Oh my God! Have you lost your mind?
Monica: Rachel-Rachel-Rachel I-I cannot, I cant let(pause), actually I kinda want to see what happens.
(Joey and Monica rush over to her.)
Joey and Monica: Are you all right?
Rachel: Im fine! Im fine! Im just losing a tooth, its no big deal. I have a dentist! Yknow. Im gonna go put some ice on it. Excuse me. (She goes over to the ice and Joey and Monica follow her.) What do I do now? What do I do now?
Monica: I think youre done.
Rachel: Ross, that girl just spent the entire evening talking to your friends, asking to hear stories about you, looking through Monicas photo albums, I mean you dont do that if youre just in it for two weeks.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, the next day. Phoebe is busy making a sandwich.]
Monica: I think so too.
Monica: I've never loved anybody as much as I love you.
Monica: Nobody move! (To Chandler) Okay, you look that way; I'll look this way!
Ross: I.....got.....dressed. Really, really quickly. Okay, okay. (Rachel starts to follow Monica into her room, but Ross stops her and sends her back to her room.) There we go, there we go.
Phoebe: Well okay, let this be a lesson to all of you, all right. Once you, once you betray me, I become like the ice woman, yknow. Very cold, hard, unyielding, y'know nothing, nothing can penetrate this icy exterior. (to Monica) Can I have a tissue, please?
Joey: Hey Ross. This probably isn't the best time to bring it up, but you have to throw a party for Monica.
Monica: You're right. I'm sorry. I should've told you.
Monica: Okay, now we just need something borrowed!
Monica: You look cute in bubbles.
(Paolo enters. Ross, Phoebe, and Monica scatter)
Monica: Why? (in a motherlike tone) Do you have a report due?
Monica: No-no-no! We need something old!
Monica: That'll work!
Monica: That's stealing!
Monica: Ok, hypothetically, why won't I be married when I'm 40?
Phoebe: Well, I've been reading up and for your information, minks are not very nice. Okay, I admit it! I love this coat! Okay, Iit's the best thing I've ever had wrapped around me, including Phil Huntley! (She starts to leave but stops and says to Monica.) Remember Phil Huntley? He was fine!
Chandler: Monica! This is the Men's room! (Pause) Isn't it?
Chandler and Monica: All right.
Monica: What are you doing?
Monica: Yep, we wanna get married!
Monica: Are you sure you wanna do this?
Monica: No, only because that's the graduation song.
Monica: Are you sure you wanna do this?
Monica: You obviously havent screwed over a lot of your friends. (They all look at her) Which we all appreciate.
Monica: Whoa!
Monica: Man, I feel like Im coming down with something.
(Chandler and Monica are stunned again.)
Monica: Uh-huh, but I'm sure you can handle this. I mean, I have won awards for my organizational skills, but, uh, I'm sure you'll do fine.
Monica: Yeah!
Monica: This is insane!
Monica: What are you talking about? If you get married in Vegas youre married everywhere.
Monica: No! To take more pictures of all of us together. I mean I really think it's the best resolution because everyone will enjoy the pictures.
Monica: Boy, I love carrots! Oh! (She picks up a bunch of them and holds them between her fingers.) Sometimes I like to put them between my fingers like this and-and hold them down here while I talk to you. (She is rubbing her hip with the carrots.) Umm, and-and-and y'know if I get really hot umm, I-I like to pick up this knife (She picks up a knife without putting the box down. She's holding the box between her cheek and shoulder) and-and umm, I-I put the cold steal against umm, (Pause) my body. (She doesn't have any exposed skin within reach of the knife, so while holding the carrots in one hand and the box between her face and shoulder, she rubs the knife on her stomach.)
(Monica motions that it went right over Rachel's head.)
Monica: Nothing. Im gonna take a shower.
Monica: Hey.
[Scene: Barry and Mindy's wedding, Monica and Richard are standing in the lobby]
Monica: I wish all guys could be like him.
Monica: Yes I do!
Monica: What are you guys gonna do?
Monica: Ready?
Rachel: Oh thanks, but listen, I was just at Monicas and she and Chandler had a big fight and theyre not moving in.
Monica: So, what do you think we should do?
(Monica rolls the dice.)
Monica: (sarcastic) Come on eight.
Monica: Well, you could actually go to the gym.
Chip: (on machine) Hey Monica, its Chip.
Monica: (to Phoebe) Remember that guy from cooking school I told you about that put cilantro with everything?
Monica: Well, were trying to find someone to perform our wedding and theyre all either boring or annoying or yknow, cant stop staring at the ladies. (Points to her chest.)
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning to find Ross is there waiting for them.]
Monica: Have you lost your mind? Chandler, this isn't about me! This is about you and all your weird relationship commitment crap!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is returning from her interview attempt.]
Chandler: (examining the coffee table) Scotch on the rocks, with a twist, on a coaster? Ha-ha, Monica! Monica!
Monica: Okay! Oh God, yknow what? Its really bad.
Monica: He took my snack!
MONICA: Hey, you know I got a question for ya. Just a little thing, no pressure.
Monica: Okay.
Monica: Thank you. Rachel, can I talk to you outside for a sec?
Monica: That kid really kicked me hard on the plane.
Monica: I like that. (Joey starts laughing) What?
Monica: Hey, at least I knew where my guy was.
Monica: Joey, she was listing the countries shes done it in.
Monica: You're so efficient. I love you!
Monica: All right, let's go say good-bye.
Monica: We got out pictures back from London. (Shows her one.) Here's all of us at the Tower of London.
Monica: Well, the end table is wrong, The couch looks bizarre and don't even get me started on the refrigerator magnets.
Chandler: (deadpan, standing next to Monica) We're very happy for you.
Monica: All right, hand me that other box of photos; that's the very last one.
Monica: No, dont say it! Dont even think it!
Monica: Then all your stuff would be here.
Monica: YES!!!!!!!!
Monica: Ready!
Monica: Live together? There have been no signs for that.
Monica: Yes! Okay! Okay! Wait-wait-wait!
Monica: I love you!
Monica: No.
Monica: Oh my God its old!
Monica: Yeah, she's here. Hold on a second. (She hands the phone to Phoebe.)
Monica: Ohh. (Rubs her fake stomach.)
Phoebe: Its not in the apartment? (Monica gives a Come on look) Oh no. I cant believe this is happening again.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering, and hes very dejected.]
Monica: Ross, we can handle this.
Monica: Pretty much.
Monica: Hi!
Joey: (entering) Hey Monica!
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do.]
Monica: Yknow, I really have to tell Rachel, but I We just have to get it over with! Yknow, the next time we see them were just gonna tell them. Okay? Thats it.
Monica: Yes! All right, y'know what? Why don't we start with a practice run? Okay?
Monica: Joey, we have something to tell you.
Monica: Wait! Joey! Joey! Are you okay?!
Monica: I have some pretty exciting news!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen.]
Monica: Here we go again.
Monica: Hey!
Monica: Hey Pheebs!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, All are there except for Chandler.]
Rachel: (entering) Monica? You gonna be very proud of me. I just got us dates with two unbelievably cute nurses.
Chandler: Because I'm very happy for him! (To Monica) And you, you lucky dog!
Monica: You are so cute! How did you get to be so cute?
Chandler: (to Ross and Monica) What if Joey were president?