words in movies
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there. Phoebe is stressing out about something.]
Monica: What is it hon?
Monica: Aww, honey Im sorry.
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Monica, Joey and Rachel are there. Rachel is writing something on a pad, and then crumples it up and throws it on the floor.]
Monica: I dont know how museums work in England but, here, youre not supposed to take stuff.
Monica: Oh no, two days, you must be bummed.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters.]
Ross: (interrupting Monica and Emily) So we should probably get going soon.
Ross: Monica said that did she? (He squeezes Monicas knee really hardly and Monica winces in pain.)
Monica: You changed?
Monica: And lucky means, more cleavage?
Monica: Or if you want to kiss him, umm, you could use mistletoe.
Monica: Or Spin the Bottle?
Monica: Two in a row! Youve got to use your tongues now! (They kiss again.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, it is later in the party. The Spin the Bottle game is over and Chandler is making a sandwich as Phoebe watches.]
Monica: Oh my God! Have you lost your mind?
Monica: Rachel-Rachel-Rachel I-I cannot, I cant let(pause), actually I kinda want to see what happens.
(Joey and Monica rush over to her.)
Joey and Monica: Are you all right?
Rachel: Im fine! Im fine! Im just losing a tooth, its no big deal. I have a dentist! Yknow. Im gonna go put some ice on it. Excuse me. (She goes over to the ice and Joey and Monica follow her.) What do I do now? What do I do now?
Monica: I think youre done.
Rachel: Ross, that girl just spent the entire evening talking to your friends, asking to hear stories about you, looking through Monicas photo albums, I mean you dont do that if youre just in it for two weeks.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, the next day. Phoebe is busy making a sandwich.]
Monica: Ok, so you've done some good work! (pause) What about your carry-ons?
Monica and Ross: Seven.
Monica: Let me see!
Monica: You know what? You can have mine.
[Scene: The Hallway, Phoebe is exiting Monica and Chandlers, and finds Ursula standing in the hallway smoking.]
Monica: How dirty do you think I am? Im telling you, if you had some candles and some bubbles and some music, you would love it! It would take all of your stress away.
Monica: Hey!
Monica: Oh, I guess we could try that, but... it seems so harsh! (to Chandler) Have you ever done that?
Monica: (stunned) I-Im the head chef. I-I cant get promoted.
Monica: Well you can't! We're booked solid for the next month!
Monica: Yeah, I'm sorry. I really am.
Monica: Why don't you take Ross?
(Monica smiles a sweet apology of regret, until she's distracted by Marcel as he clambers all over her nice furniture.)
Monica: Good. Okay, Im just gonna wait for Chandler to open the rest of them.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, The gang is surrounding Rachel at key positions.]
MONICA: Rachel if you, if you want to go out with him, you can. Sound like a big jerk to me but if that's what you want to do...
Monica: Yeah but it was because I-I had an eye exam and I dont like my new eye doctor.
Monica: Thank you!
Monica: Oh..please!I-I welcome criticism.
Monica: Great!
Monica: What musician?
Monica: What are you doing here!
Monica: Listen Phoebe...
Monica: This is kind of a classy place.
Monica: You know how much I love listening to your music, you know, but...
(Monica covers her face with her hands)
Monica: All right, Im gonna show you something a lot of guys dont know. Rach, give me that pad, please? (She does so and Monica starts drawing on it) All right. Now
Joey: Oh, all right, I can ask Monica.
Monica: Yeah, yeah, it's interesting.. but y'know what? Just for fun, let's see what it looked like in the old spot. (She moves it.) Alright, just to compare. Let's see. Well, it looks good there too. Let's just leave it there for a while.
Monica: Yeah, and I wanted her to get to know the doctors and get settled into the hotel.
Monica: Look, I don't wanna do this test either, but I really do think it's a good idea!
Chandler: Panicking! And using the Internet to try to prove that Im related to Monica. How is she?
Monica: Yeah.
Monica: A love scene? With who?
[Scene: Central Perk. Monica and Rachel are sitting on the sofa]
Monica: What do you think brought than on?
Monica: Wait wait wait. I was at home the whole time. How did I missed that?
Monica: It was hard!
Rachel and Monica: Hi.
Joey: Yeah! (Monica goes in the bedroom.) Yknow, she could use a little (Whistles that she needs to do what theyre doing.) (Something happens on the game.) Oh nice shot!!! (They all cheer.)
Matire'd: (motioning to the empty table next to Monica and Chandlers) Or if you prefer, this table is available.
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch. Ross is sitting on the armchair.]
Monica: Oh, he is. And he is so dreamy. I mean, y'know what, when he left I actually used the phrase, Hummina-hummina-hummina. (walks away)
Monica: Tiny portions?
Monica: My pink flowered bra! I recognize the strap!
Monica: I didn't say your songs were not good enough.
(Monica comes out)
Monica: Ok, you have to stop playing now.
Monica: Oh yeah? Ok, let's settle this, come on!
Monica: Well, y'know how I always wanted to go out with Chip Matthews in high school?
Monica: Thank god, it's just you! I thought someone was swinging a bag of cats against the wall.
Monica: I'm sorry...
Phoebe: Oh my God! Youre right! Go! (Monica starts to leave.) Go tell Chandler! Hurry before its too late! Wait no! (Monica stops.) Does this also mean putting out doesnt get you love? (Monica is shocked.)
Monica: ooohh... hey! Wanna stick around and I'll whip you up some dinner?
Monica: (gets up) Okay, y'know what, Im not fine, Im not. I mean how can I be fine, hearing you come in with her, she wants to see your bedroom.... (pause) Y'know what, what if were friends who dont see other people?
Monica: It sounds interesting!
Monica: Phoebe, it's not what you wear. It's sort of your songs... I just don't think you should play at the restaurant anymore.
Monica: (she draws out a ticket from a pocket of her pants) 131! (they kiss)
Monica: Yeah.
Monica: No, no, Rachel?
Monica: Yeah, she hates all mass produced stuff. She thinks her furniture should have a history, a story behind it.
Monica: In the hall.
(Monica points at Joey, Rachel turns and sees him)
Monica: Which one?
Monica: Both of them?
Monica: (whispering) You can't!
Monica: Who, who are they?
Monica: What the hell are you cooking!
Monica: Rachel, things can get incredibly complicated.
Monica: What's so bad about that?
Monica: Hey!
Monica: Phoebe, it's not about quantity.
Monica: Umm, actually I was about to tell you that I was, I was going to get out of it, but hey, if we're just goofing around then uh, maybe I will go out with him.
Monica: (depressed) Thats right. Im no longer a bride. Ill never be a bride again. Now, Im just someones wife!
Monica: Ok..You know the old classics you know,You look nice? They're still ok.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment, Joey is there, trying to convince Monica to pose as his girlfriend. His plan is to hook Monica up with Angela's boyfriend Bob and then take Angela back for himself.]
Monica: (to Ross) So, did you two have fun?
(Monica starts on the form, while Rachel catches her breath and massages her ankle.)
Monica: You're not sick!
Rachel: Sure! (Monica takes her apart) Oh...
Monica: You just wanna stay home so you can make a move on Joey!
Monica: (aloud) WHAT?
Monica: Ok, what is this?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's Balcony, Rachel is taking down the Christmas lights. Monica sees her, so she leans out of the small side window.]
Monica: The game's over! Take off your robe!
Monica: You go back out there and you seduce her till she cracks!
Monica: (Shocked) Oh my God! Chandler!
Monica: (Yells after him) I love you!
Monica: Oh man! If I had known I was coming to this party I never would have gotten married!
Phoebe: Monica, you might want to remember that you are married. Where is Chandler anyway? (Looks around)
Monica: (yelling after him) We will!!
Monica: (to Rachel) Look at you with all the guys!
Rachel: (on phone) Daddy... Daddy... Daddy, why whyyy would I sleep with Billy Dreskin? His father tried to put you out of business! (Rachel turns to Monica, clasping the receiver to her bosom so Dr.Green can't hear, while mouthing "You are...") ...dead!
(Phoebe picks up her cell-phone and calls Monica. Monica is still packing in her apartment.)
Monica: Wow, do you mean like kiss him-kiss him?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is on the couch writing when Chandler enters to make his brief cameo.]
Joey: Monica!
Monica: Don't worry Joe, I won't come next year!
Monica: Come on. I know you're not eighteen anymore, but give it a minute.