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Monica: Let me try. (Gets up to join them.)
Monica: Did I squeeze it too hard?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey is standing at the window waving at Ross.]
Joey: That's right Ross, I can see you in your new apartment! And you can see me! Same as yesterday, (To Monica) same as the day before.
Monica: Is he doing his shark attack bit yet?
Joey: (waving) Very funny Ross! Very life-like and funny. Okay. (Notices that a woman is waving back.) Oh no-no-no, I wasn't waving at you lady. (She just stares at him.) (Joey sees how beautiful she is.) Whoa, maybe I was! Hey, Monica, this totally hot girl in Ross's building is flirting with me.
Monica: Get in there man! Flirt back, mix it up!
Joey: Yeah, I-I-I'm down with that. (He turns back to the woman.) Okay, here goes. (Thinks.) How (Holds up his hand like an Indian) you (Points at her) a-doin'? (Does a little twisting motion with both hands and ends up pointing at her, he then winks. She smiles and waves again.) (To Monica) It worked! She's waving me over. (Towards the woman.) Okay, I-I-I'll be right over. Let's see, she's on the third floor
Monica: (joining him) Wow! She is pretty, huh?
Joey: Tell me about it, huh? (Realizes that she can see Monica.) Oh no-no-no, I'm not with her, she's just Monica! (He pantomimes that out.) Ewwuck! (He pushes Monica away and makes a disgusted face.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering again.]
Monica: What happened?
Monica: No Joey, I think he's just watchin' TV.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, later that day, Gary is kissing Phoebe good-bye.]
Monica: What?
Monica: Wow! For just a week you guys are really close, huh?
Monica: I know it is the best.
Monica: What? It's still going on.
Monica: I-I am serious, I mean, we're, we're all over each other all the time.
Monica: (Start annoying hyper-competitive mode now.) (Jumping up) What don't you just calm down Phoebe! All right?! Why dont you just get all your facts before you run around telling everybody that you're the only hot couple!!
Phoebe: (Under her breath) God, I woke the beast. Sorry. (To Monica) I was wrong obviously, I justI misspoke. It's okay.
Monica: Oh no, it is okay, I mean as long as you know that Chandler and I are also very hot and fiery, just as hot as you! I mean our flame, whew, is on fire!
Chandler: (entering) Hey Monica, here's your broom back.
Monica: You are so cute. (She goes over and kisses him passionately.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the next day, Chandler and Joey are there as Rachel returns from her interview.]
Monica: (entering from the bathroom) Hey Rach, a guy from Ralph Lauren called, you got a second interview!
Monica: Yes!
Monica: A kiss? What are you talking about?
Monica: He probably wants you back because you're right for the job.
Chandler: I gotta check out this hot girl! (He heads to the window but realizes something, stops, turns and points at Monica.) There she is! (He dances over to her and kisses her.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is returning from her interview attempt.]
(Joey, Monica, and Ross all point to their lips to get Rachel to once again notice the ink on her lip.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe and Gary and Chandler and Monica are all there.]
Monica: Phoebe, do you want to go see a movie after dinner tonight?
Monica: What are you doing?
Monica: (That annoying competitiveness thing kicks in again, what the heck is that with her and why must the writers show it every flippin' episode?!) Oh, we're not seeing a movie!
Monica: Oh umm, that's because I just wanted to y'know walk in on me and Chandler while we were, y'know, doing it all night. Will you excuse me for just a second?
Monica: Okay. (She gets up and walks over to Chandler.) Chandler? Can I see you for a second?
Monica: Okay. (They walk away to get some privacy.) We have got to beat them! {Here we go yet again.}
Monica: 'Cause, Gary and Phoebe think they're a hotter couple than we are!
Monica: So! So we've got to go upstairs and have a lot of sex to prove them wrong!
Chandler: Monica, you have got to stop this competitive thing! Okay? It's crazy. {Finally! The voice of reason.} I mean, just impress Gary and Phoebe we have to go upstairs and have sex over and over and I'm saying no to this, why? Get your coat.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, a post-coital Monica and Chandler are recovering on the couch.]
Monica: Phoebe and Gary are so gonna hear about this at dinner.
Monica: We are the hottest! Huh? No one is hotter than we are! You're the best.
Monica: No, you're the best.
Monica: I am the best.
Monica: (looking out the window) Hey Joey! Isn't that the girl that waved at you the other day?
Monica: Why?
Monica: What are you talking about? (Pointing out the window.) She obviously lives on the second floor, seventh apartment from the left!
Monica: No, those first two windows, (Points) that's the lobby. And y'know the other one over there, that's the stairway. You've been counting wrong.
Joey: I did not know that! Thank you Monica. (Starts to leave) I can't believe I almost lost another girl because of counting.
[Scene: A restaurant, Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Gary are on a double date. Chandler is yawning.]
Monica: You better believe he's tired, after the day we had! If you know what I mean. You know what I mean?
Monica: Phoebe, you have a, a twig in your hair.
Monica: You didn't!
Monica: The park huh? A public place.
Monica: I hear ya. Excuse me for just a second! (Gets up and heads for the bathroom as that annoying Gotta-win-at-all-costs-super-competitive thing kicks in again.)
[Cut to the Men's room. Chandler is practicing flashing his badge as Monica enters.]
Monica: Hi Chandler.
Chandler: Monica! This is the Men's room! (Pause) Isn't it?
Monica: Yes it is. You see I've always found the men's bathroom very sexual. Haven't you?
Chandler: No. And if I did, I don't think we'd be going out. Monica, this is getting ridiculous!
Monica: Come on, we can't let them win!
Monica: Because Phoebe and Gary are in that-can't-keep-their-hands-off-each-other-doing-it-in-the-park phase!
Monica: I feel really sad that we're not really there anymore.
Monica: Wasn't it a lot more exciting when we were y'know all over each other all the time?
Monica: Really?
Monica: That is so sweet. I know that I was acting a little crazy but umm, I feel the same way.
Monica: Yeah. (They hug.)
Monica: Did not.
Monica: Okay, I freaked out a little.
Chandler: Little?! You freaked out big time! Okay? And I fixed it! We have switched places! I am the relationship and king and you are the crazy, irrational screw up! (Does a dance of joy.) (Monica glares at him.) And now we're back.
[Cut to the inside of Monica and Rachel's apartment, Monica and Rachel are sitting at the table.]
Monica: Thank God! I can't watch him anymore!
(We see through the big window from the outside and see that Monica and Rachel have pictures of their faces pasted onto cardboard cutouts of Pamela Anderson and Yasmine Bleeth wearing their Baywatch swimsuits.)
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is showing Ross, Rachel, Joey, and Phoebe his engagement ring again.]
Ross: Chandlers gonna ask Monica to marry him!
MONICA: I can't believe you're dressing up for him. I mean, you're just, you're setting yourself up all over again.
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Monica, Joey and Rachel are there. Rachel is writing something on a pad, and then crumples it up and throws it on the floor.]
Monica: (entering) Hey!
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is working on her book at the kitchen table, Monica is on the couch, and Chandler is entering from the bathroom carrying a package of toilet paper.]
Monica: Really, Rachel, I was thinking of you the whole time. Look, I'm sorry, all right. I never meant for you to find out!
(Monica goes into her room.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there as Rachel enters.]
Monica: You know, it's a really funny story how this happened.
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is practicing proposing.]
Monica: Hi guys.
Chandler: (with his mouthful) Hi Monica.
(Monica enters from the bedroom.)
Ross: Um, Monica and I arent supposed to play football.
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are entering and theyre arguing.]
Monica: You! Its not like its a big deal! You-you dont still do it or anything!
Monica: Hey Rach, what about this? (She holds up a chrome 5-point star.) Huh? Who-who gets this? See, I dont know if I want it because it might be yknow, too many memories!
Monica: Oh! Oh my God! That is the most beautiful top of a head I have ever seen! Chandler, you have to see this!
Monica: We have got to wash that! (Referring to the sock bunny.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Joey are watching ET.]
Rachel: Oh, I have to go tell Monica what a wonderful brother she has! (Kisses him on the cheek and exits.)
Monica: Are you okay?
Monica: What are you doing?
Monica: (laughs) Are you sure youre okay?
Monica: Ohh thats sweet!
(Monica strides over to Ross, who is making coffee, and talks to him aside.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is entering.]
Monica: Hey, its good to see you!
Monica: Hello! Were we at the same table? It's like... cocktails in Appalachia.
Monica: Oh my God, Richard. (Yep, Richards back.)
Monica: (interrupting him) Oh my God!
Monica: Oh God, maybe he wont see us. Richard!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is looking at her beeper still in the pot. She takes it out, shakes it, and puts it back in.]
Monica: Okay, look at this one. This is my favourite. (Its a little pink and white dress for the girl baby.)
Monica: (to Richard) Its good to see you
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is standing at the counter as Monica enters carrying a tray.]
Joey: (Whispering.) Pisst, Monica. Alright, we really need to start looking out for Rachel. Ill cover the front door. You watch that big hole at the back of the building and I got Chandler covering Ross.
Monica: Ohh.
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are there as Ross enters and sees Gunther.]
Monica: So maybe they could umm, call the award the Monica?
Monica: I thought you were going out with Elizabeth.
Monica: Shes leaving for three months.
Monica: If the school finds out youre fired.
Chandler: (To Monica) You are beautiful.
Monica: Okay well I think thats your answer.
Monica: Chandler, wh-why dont we sit down?
Monica: Yknow I used to go out with this guy that was a really light sleeper, and whenever I started to snore, he would just roll me over
Phoebe: Oh hey, Monica, I heard you saw Donald Trump at your convention.
Monica: Why do you want to see my hand?
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers new apartment, Chandler is putting something away under the sink.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross, Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are there. Ross is trying to figure out why Phoebe's mad at him.]
[cut to Phoebe and Rachel as Monica returns from the bathroom]
Monica: What are you up too?
Monica: (entering) Hi guys!
Monica: Okay well thats good to know.
[Scene: Monicas Restaurants kitchen, shes cooking as a waitress sticks her head in.]
Monica: Richard!
Monica: All right, thats it, were going to the emergency room.
Monica: Oh, good to see you too. Did you come down here to tell me that?
Monica: What uhWhat did youWhat?!
[Scene: Monicas Restaurant, continued from earlier.]
Mrs. Geller: (pointing to herself and Jack) Well we left ours in Monicas bedroom.
Monica: What the Yes youre too late! Where was all this three years ago?!
Monica: Yknow youre really not supposed to be back here!
Monica: Yeah!
Monica: Why? Because of the government.
Monica: Yeah, but thats pigs not people!
Monica: No, they gave us glasses with lipstick on them! I mean, if they didn't change the glasses, who knows what else they didn't change. (He glares at her.) Come on sweetie, I just want this weekend to be perfect, I mean we can change rooms, can't we?
Monica: So that marriage stuff that you were saying yesterday, you dont really believe that do you?
MONICA: He hates me. My nephew hates me.
Monica: Yknow what?! I gotta go! Ugh!
Monica: So I wouldn't need any, right? Cause I have a straight.
Monica: Im just having one of those days where you realize youre in a dead-end relationship!
Joey: Hey Monica!
Monica: Yeah, its great.
Monica: Dont worry about it Phoebe, well absolutely do it.
Monica: Have you seen Rachel? Or a mirror?
Monica: What?!
Monica: I didnt change!
Monica: And so, were hiding in the bathroom.
Monica: Yeah! Richard!
Monica: Thats right.
Monica: He wanted to tell me hes gonna compete is some ultimate fighting competition thingy.
Joey: Richard told Monica he wants to marry her!
Monica: Hi.
Monica: I dont know.
Monica: Why dont you just weigh out the good stuff about the relationship against the bad stuff. I mean thats what I did when I first (looks at Chandler and pauses) weighing stuff.
Monica: I dont know why Im here.
Monica: No thats, thats okay.
Monica: No.
Monica: (suspiciously) Okay. (Exits to carry out Phoebes wishes.)
Monica: All right, listen up. There is usually only one dress in each size so when they open those doors, fan out. Now, this is what youre looking for! (Holds up a picture of it.) Memorize it! When you locate the dress, blow on these. All right? (She passes out whistles to them.) Three short blasts, when you hear it. Come running.
Monica: Fair? Please dont even talk to me about fair! Fair wouldve been you wanting to marry me back then! Or fair wouldve been Chandler wanting to marry me now! Believe me, nothing about this is fair! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing!
(Monica takes the bear, grabs his hat, and rips off his head.)
Elizabeth: So uh, Monica is Rosss sister.
Chandler: I cant talk to you now, I gotta find Monica!
(Monica gets down on one knee.)
Monica: Yes.
Monica: Oh