words in movies
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica and Phoebe are on the couch as Joey enters.]
Monica: What was it for?
Joey: (to Monica and Phoebe) They loved me!
Monica: Wow!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, (although its really just Monicas now with Matthew Perry in rehab) Monica is folding her laundry with Ross reading the paper and Phoebe standing in the kitchen.]
Monica: Yeah. But a part of me also cant wait til its over. Chandler and I have this pact not to have sex again until the wedding.
Monica: Hey Phoebe, will you give me a hand?
Monica: I gotta make up the guest bedroom. (To Ross) Hey, Cousin Cassie is coming to stay with us a few days.
Monica: Uh-hmm.
Monica: Ross, shes 25 years old.
Monica: Hey!
Monica: Subtle guys!
Monica: I know youre planning my surprise bridal shower.
Monica: Okay. Sorry. (She goes into the guest bedroom.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Joey is entering.]
Monica: Hey! What did you decide to do about the movie?
Monica: Thats what you say about porn.
Monica: No! No you should! A lot of major actors do nude scenes! I mean the chance to star in a movie? Come on!
Monica: Plus, everyones gonna see your thing. (Giggles.)
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment, Phoebe and Rachel are trying to plan Monicas shower.]
Rachel: Ooh great! Very Monica.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is on the couch writing when Chandler enters to make his brief cameo.]
Monica: Hey!
Monica: Oh boy me too!
Monica: Yeah?
Monica: The wedding is off, sloppy and immature!
Monica: Okay. (They both jump up to head for there room, but Monica stops.) But wait, we cant. My Cousin Cassie is in the guest room, were supposed to have lunch.
Monica: Shrill?! The wedding is back on!
Monica: So, are you ready to go?
Monica: (catching him) Chandler!
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is there as Chandler and Monica enters.]
Monica: (To Ross) Cassie needs to stay at your place.
Monica: Because Purvry Perverson over here cant stop staring at her.
Chandler: I was not staring at her. Okay? I was just listening intently. Its called being a good conversationalist. Watch. (Stares at Monicas eyes.) Say something.
Monica: You were staring about eight inches south of there.
Monica: She looks exactly like Aunt Marilyn.
Monica: Wafer thin ice!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Joey is telling Monica what the casting director was trying to get too.]
Monica: So to get this part you cant be?
Monica: But you are?
Monica: But you told them you werent?
Monica: Wow! Wow! And its definitely all gone? Theres nothing there to work with? (Joey glares at her.) What were you thinking?
Monica: Joey! This is not like learning to ride a horse! This is like learning to grow a turtleneck!
Monica: Oh my God, what are you gonna do?!
Monica: Unless!
Monica: Well, this may sound crazy, but there maybe something we could fashion.
Monica: Well Im not sure yet, but umm of the top of my head Im thinking double sided tape and some sort of luncheon meat.
Monica: (entering) Hey!
Monica: Well uh, Im trying to make something for Joey. Do you mind if I raid your fridge?
Monica: Okay. (Opens the fridge.) All right, turkey. Eh, that wont work. Cheese? (Picks it up) That wont work. Olive loaf? (Picks it up) I hope that wont work.
Monica: No its umm, more like a wrap. Okay so uh, Im gonna go guys.
Monica: I guess you can get back to deciding on what to get me for a present! (Runs out.)
Rachel: (To Phoebe, after Monicas gone) We have to get her a present?!
Cassie: Thanks for letting me stay here! I mean Monicas place was nice, but her fiancee sure stares a lot.
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment, its Monicas bridal shower and Phoebe is passing out some finger food.]
Rachel: Well, I dont know. I called all the people in Monicas phone book and these are the only ones who could show up on 24 hours notice.
Rachel: (to her) Hi! Im Rachel. This is Phoebe. Im the maid of honor. How do you know Monica?
Woman: So, what time is Monica supposed to get here?
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is standing at the counter as Monica enters carrying a tray.]
Monica: Okay, we have a lot of options here, a number of prototypes for you to try on.
Monica: Yeah! Okay, this one is a mushroom cap. (Points to it.) Umm, this one is made of bologna. (Points.)
Monica: Oh, just until the glue dries.
Monica: (to a whole group) Now, these are-are more realistic, but perishable.
Monica: Okay? (To a different group) Over here we have pink suede, which is nice. But umm, if it gets wet then you know its gonna shrink.
Monica: I also, did a little something in fur. But umm, thats really just for me. (Rubs it against her cheek.) Okay. So, why dont you go into your room and try these on and well seeget a better idea of whats gonna work.
Monica: Toothpick?
Monica: What are you trying on now?
Monica: And?
Monica: Joey!
Monica: What?! Which one?!
[Scene: outside Phoebe's apartment, Monica is knocking on the door.]
Monica: Phoebe! Rachel! Its Monica! I wonder what you could possibly need me for on such short notice! (She bursts into the apartment to find only Phoebe and Rachel sitting on the couch.) Oh.
Rachel: Oh Monica, we are so sorry.
Monica: For what?
Monica: You al-you already had it?
Monica: Well no wait a minute thats not true! No, what did, that was really sweet. And it kinda works out for the best.
Monica: Well now, I get to spend my shower with the only people I really love! I mean, I get all those presents (Motions to the pile in the corner) without having to talk to people I dont even like!
(Suddenly, everyone stands up and comes out of hiding. All of them are glaring at Monica.)
Rachel: Monica.
Monica: (opening the door) What are you doing?
Ross: Once Monica was sent to her room without dinner, so she ate the macaroni off a jewelry box shed made.
[Cut to Monica out on the balcony.]
[Cut to Monica.]
[Scene: The beach house, Chandler is simulating hes coming to pick up Monica for a date. Chandler knocks on the door, and Monica answers it.]
Monica: Chandler, youre not fourteen anymore. Okay? Maybe its time that you let that stuff go. If your fathers not at your wedding youre gonna regret it for the rest of your life.
Chandler: To Monica!
Monica: Awww, come onwaitstop it. Okay, to Monica.
Monica: Okay everybody, lets go! Lets go!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is reading Chicken Soup for the Soul as Monica enters.]
Rachel: (To Monica) Yeah, youre on your own.
Phoebe: (To Rachel) Thank you Rachel but, look at Monica!
Monica: Yeah, but I dont think we have time.
Monica: (moving over to the couch) Still smoking cigars?
Monica: Phoebe!
Ross: Wow! Happy Monicas night!
Monica: Do you think things would have been better if you'd just told her the truth?
Monica: All right then, when Im done with this place, its gonna be ten times better than that place!
MONICA: Yeah, am I in it?
Monica: (To Rachel) Hey! Dont be a baby!
Monica: Inside of telling us you decided to write in your stupid book!
Monica: I dont know exactly. Its-its sorta like wrestling.
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is in the living room and Phoebe is in her room.]
Ross: Okay, Monica. Mon, uh what-what you just saw
Monica: No its not! No! No! Now its about you and Ross getting back together!
Monica: Thats true.
Chandler: No, if crazy plate lad.. <sees Monica frustrated at this comment> If Monica dies then I would get Emma, Right?
Monica: Thunder being stolen!!
Rachel: Okay come on Phoebe, its nothing! Monica, come on!
(they all start to dive for the ball and Monica and Ross grab it at the same time.)
Monica: Well, were still talking about it, arent we?
Monica: Yes that would be lovely.
Rachel: Honey, Monica, this is ridiculous! Look
Monica: Hmm? (Rachel holds up the candlesticks.)
Rachel: Oh Monica come on, yknow I dont sleep with guys on the first date!
Monica: I love you!
Monica: Paris?
Monica: Keep talking.
Monica: What?!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is returning and finds Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there.]
Monica: (opening the door) Hi Pheebs, whats up? (She enters.)
Monica: Yes.
(Monica opens the door to Ross and Rachel.)
Rachel: Monica, what are you talking about?
Monica: And yet, here we are doing it again.
Rachel: Ugh, Monica I dont want to steal your stupid thunder!
Monica: Oh please! Why else would you have made out with Ross?!
Monica: Oh, is that why you did it the secret hallway where nobody ever goes?!
Monica: Thats right. (A noise comes from the living room.) Did you hear something?
Monica: (outside the door) Its Monica, open up!
Monica: I know why!
Monica: Okay! Why?!
Monica: What do you mean?
Rachel: All right Monica, do you want to know why I was with Ross tonight?!
Monica: Well, maybe you could give to somebody else. Ooh, like Ross Geller.
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is singing outside Monica and Chandlers door.]
Monica: Okay! (Runs off.)
Monica: Do you really see this as a long-term thing?
Monica: (entering from her room) Oww!
MONICA: Mmmmm.
[Scene: Monica’s apartment. Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster. The guys enter the room.]
Ross: Umm, okay, yeah, sure. But wh-whats wrong with Monica and Chandler?
Monica: Megan!
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel and Monica are pretty much telling Chandler what the wedding plans are.]
Monica: I am loud!
Megan: Monica!
Monica: You came?!
Monica: Oh my God! Its like one mind.
Monica: This is my dress!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel has just found out about Chloe and is screaming at Ross. The rest of the gang is trapped in Monica's bedroom.]
Monica: Yes it is! You saw me wearing it!
Monica: Oh dad, really you dont need to
Monica: I can not see him? I mean, you can't tell me what to do!
Monica: Oh, wait, is he the guy I met at Christmas?
Monica: What? You freak! You wouldnt even have known about this place if it wasnt for me!
Monica: What about when I started dating Chandler?
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning from dinner, Rachel is already there.]
Monica: My parents spent the money for our wedding!
Monica: Rachel! Rachel! You havent touched Eldads hair!
Monica: How much?
Ross: And; people thinking its huge has led Monica to believe that we are stealing her thunder. (To Monica) Which we are not!
Monica: Whoa!!! Are you kidding me?!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Ross and Monica are fighting over the remote.]
Rachel and Monica: Ah, yeah!
Monica: This is the most special day of our lives.
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters.]
(Monica comes out with her cordless phone.)
Monica: You do?!
Monica: My Sweet Sixteen! Remember, you went to third base with my cousin Charlie.
Monica: Hey.
Monica: Eh, you work for that.
Monica: You thought about that?
Monica: Uh-hmm.
Monica: What else did you think about?
Monica: Come on Phoebe, lets go! Come on, its time to get serious, huddle up. Joey, keep your head in the game.
Monica: Oh good.
Monica: No, I want everything you just said. I want a marriage.
[Scene: Monicas bedroom, she has just lost her flower to Chandler.]
[Monica goes into her room and slams the door. Rachel does the same. Phoebe, without a door to slam, opens a small chest and slams the lid.]
Monica: Yeah!