words in movies
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Ross are there. Monica is checking the messages.]
Chip: (on machine) Hey Monica, its Chip.
Monica: Yesss!!
Monica: Shhh!
Monica: Chip, is Chip Matthews.
Monica: Cause I ran into him at the bank, he is still soo cute.
Ross: Monica, youre so lucky! Hes like the most popular guy in school!!
Monica: I know!! (calls him) (on phone) Chip? Hi! Its Monica. (listens) Kay. (listens) Kay. (listens) Okay. (listens) Okay, good-bye. (hangs up) Oh my God, we just had the best conversation!! (goes into her room as Rachel enters)
Rachel: (on phone) Chip! Hi, its Rachel. (listens) Rachel Green. Yeah, umm, you left me a message. (listens) Yes you did, my roommate wrote it down. (listens) Monica Geller. (listens) Ohh.
Ross: (whispering in her ear) Oh, thats right! He called to ask out Monica! That-thats gotta be embarrassing!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is working as Monica enters.]
Monica: Hey!
Monica: Now? Is it okay if I go out with Chip Matthews?
Monica: What, that little thing at the prom?
Rachel: Monica! I couldnt find him for two hours! He was having sex with Amy Welch!
Monica: Come on, that was back in high school! How could that still bother you?
Monica: Look, you and I went to different high schools...
Monica: You went to one where you were popular, and you got to ride off Chips motorcycle, and wear his letterman jacket. I went to one where I wore a band uniform they had to have specially made.
Monica: It was a project for one of the Home Ec classes.
Monica: Back then, I thought that I would never, ever get the chance to go out with a Chip Matthews, and now hes-hes called me up and asked me out. And the fat girl inside of me really wants to go. I-I owe her this. I never let her eat.
Monica: Oh, really?!
Monica: Ill try.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the next morning, they are all there eating breakfast.]
Monica: Why cant you use the phone in here?
Phoebe: Well, Im returning a call from a certain mom at the B-E-A-C-H. I just spelled the wrong word. (goes into Monicas room)
Monica: Ross, dont start.
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, Monica, and Ross are there.]
Monica: Oh, but its made her so happy.
Monica: He is right, isnt he?
[Scene: Central Perk, the same scene is continued from before the break. With Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler sitting on the couch.]
Monica: Hi!
Monica: (sliding into Joeys place on the couch to try and talk to Phoebe) Huh? Whatd ya say Joe? Ill be right there. (gets up and joins Joey)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is reading at the kitchen table as there is a knock on the door.]
Monica: (running from the bathroom to her room, wearing only a towel) Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! (gets to her room and closes the door, as Rachel gets up to answer the door.)
Chip: So ah, Monica ready yet?
Chip: Amy Welch? Wow! I havent seen her since... So, Monica about ready?
[Scene: A street, Chip is walking Monica to his motorcycle.]
Monica: Oh my God! You still have the Chipper!
Monica: Thats what we used to call your ah, your motorcycle in high school. Y'know how a motorcycle is a Chopper, and youre Chip. Nevermind.
Monica: Wow! A lipper from Chipper.
Monica: Umm. Well, theres Rachel, and umm, I think thats it. How bout you?
Monica: Is that all?
Monica: Ohh, how is he?
Monica: Isnt he an architect now?
[Scene: Dots Spot, Chip and Monica are on there date, eating dinner. Chip is telling a story.]
Monica: Look, not that I enjoy talking about people who I went to high school with, cause I do, but umm, maybe we could talk about something else? Like you, I dont even know where you work?
Monica: I do?
Monica: You still work at the multiplex?
Monica: Thanks, Im set. Do you still live with your parents?
(Monica takes a big swig of her martini.)
Monica: (entering) Oh my God! What happened?
Rachel: (to Monica) So, how was your date?
Monica: Well, y'know how I always wanted to go out with Chip Matthews in high school?
Monica: Well, tonight, I actually went out with Chip Matthews in high school.
Monica: No, its okay, not only did I get to go out with Chip Matthews, I got to dump Chip Matthews.
Monica: I know!
Monica: Hey, we can take her back with you if you want.
Chandler, Monica, Joey, and Rachel: Thats a good call. Right.
Monica: Me too. (they all leave)
Ross: (pulls Monica back) ...and I really think it should be me.
Monica: No Joey! Chandler could be your assistant! See, he could answer all of your fan mail and stuff!
Monica: Jody!
Phoebe: No. No! Yes! Ahh. Oh, would you look at that Monica? I just knocked off all of your top scores, how sad.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner. Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities.]
Monica: Where are you guys going? Come on, one more game!
Monica: (spitting out her drink in shock) Oh God, oh God, I am sorry... I am so sorry...
Monica: Tell him.
Chandler: Nothing, Monica and I had a stupid fight.
Monica: Just...please tell him.
(She sees Monica sneaking out) Okay, thank you very much, I'm gonna take a short break! (Runs out, knocking over the mike stand)
Monica: Oh no! I dont know anything about cooking. I had to ask someone what its called when the, when the water makes those little bubbles.
Monica: No, I havent.
Monica: It just makes more sense as an ensemble.
Monica: Im fine. (She goes into one of those half sneezing, half-coughing fits that you get with a bad cold or flu.)
Monica: C'mon up.
Monica: Hello?
Monica: You do know that was me who just said that right? (He doesnt respond and she turns on the light, waking him.) Hey. As long as were both up
Monica: Chandler, we have talked about this. You are not supposed to give people advice! Now couldn't you just have made some sort of inappropriate joke?
Monica: Wait-wait, go back to that sibling thing.
Monica: You're welcome.
Monica: Look at you, you won't even look at him.
[Scene: Joey and Janines, Joey is pacing around as Chandler and Monica enter.]
Monica: (all depressed) Help yourself.
Monica: Okay...who are you?
Rachel: Come on Ross give me the keys! Monica does not know what shes talking about! I am an excellent driver!
Monica: Oh, c'mon in.
Monica: Hi...May I help you?
Monica: Ross! He's playing with my spatulas again!
Phoebe: But Monica, he loves his job so much! Can you just give him another chance? Please?
Monica: How's it going?
Monica: Is he really coming? Because I can see right into your apartment!
Monica: Let go! Im a tiny little woman!!
Monica: So you talked to your dad, huh.
Monica: Hold on a second, just put a little club soda on it (does so) and it should umm, be.....
Monica: You can not do this.
Monica: Roger wants to take her out tomorrow night.
Monica: Define fun.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's Balcony, Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side.]
Monica: (not amused by Chandlers joke) I miss Rachel. (To Chandler) No, my parents.
Phoebe: Well at least all my songs don't taste like garlic. Yeah, there are other ingredients Monica.
Monica: There's more beer, right?
Phoebe: I can hear traffic and birds! I can hear the voices in my head again! (Monica looks at her strangely) Im kidding. (She smiles wickedly.)
Monica: I'd rather hang out with a sniveling work weasel guy when I can be hanging out with my boyfriend who I actually respect.
Monica: Ok, well, what kind of ritual?
[Scene: The Hotel, Monicas room, Mr. and Mrs. Bing are staring at each other while Phoebe looks on.]
Monica: Oh, Chandler, sorry.
Janice: Hi, Monica.
Monica: I'll be right back.
Chandler: Oh yes, sir! Put me out of my misery. Are you sure you never played pro? (Does his work laugh.) (To Monica) Please let them win!
Monica: Can we just start throwing things in?
(Joey now enters the room through the door, Monica, Chandler and Phoebe are following him.)
Monica: No.
Monica: No, look, she's obviously unstable, okay? I mean she's thinking about running out on her wedding day. (Rachel slowly turns and glares at her.) (Realizing what she just said.) Okay, fine! But I mean, look at the position she's putting him in! What's he gonna do? Ross is gonna run over there on the wedding day and break up the marriage?! I mean, who would do that?! (Rachel again turns and glares at her in disgust.) Okay, fine, all right, but that's y'know, it's different! Although it did involve a lot of the same people.
Monica: Which one was Pete Carney?
The Croupier: Comin' out. Place your bet. (Monica does so.) Dice are out. (The woman next to Monica rolls the dice.) Double or nothin'! Pay the front line! (Monica won and doubled the chip.)
Monica: All weekend? That's a whole lotta naked.
Monica: Guys, please, Im just gonna have dinner with him. Okay?
Monica: Im the hostess! Not those guys! Im always the hostess! I mean, I was always the hostess, I mean even when I was little, I mean the girls brought their dollies to my tea party, I-I served the best air.
Monica: Rach, come see who's out here!
Monica: They're nice guys.
Monica: Make a wish?
Monica: Aww, thank you. (Notices something.) Uh Rach?
[Scene: Chandlers Office, his boss Doug is entering, Monica is there as well.]
Monica: Well, it's like that. With feelings.
Monica: Hey, Rachel, isn't that stuff almost pure...
PHOEBE: Oh, this is so nice. Alright I have to make a speech. I just wanna say that of all the guys that Monica has been with, and that is a lot, I like you the best.
Monica: C'mon, you can't live off your parents your whole life.
Phoebe: OK. (pause) Oh Monica! Guess what!
Monica: (excited) Oh my God!
(Chandler, Monica and Phoebe looks at him)
Allesandro: Im so excited about having Monica come on board with us. Although I do feel bad about having fired chef Emillio, its like losing a member of the family. Of course, that literally is the case for several of you. Tony, Carlos, Marie, please, tell your father how much were gonna miss him. Now, I know that Monica has a lot of great ideas for this place, well, you all read the review. So without much further ado, I present to you our new head chef.
Monica: Oh, I love my life, I love my life!
Monica: I don't know. I don't know. It's just going to be so great!
Cecilia: I really cant slap you. (Monica walks away angrily)
Monica: (to Joey) OK, try this salmon mousse.
Monica: Just go up to her and ask her out. (Chandler laughs) Oh, what's the worst thing that could happen?
Monica: Yeah, well, is that better?
Ross: Hey, you only heard Monica�s side of that. That little fatso was a terror.
Monica: STOP IT!! ...Oh my God. It's true! Who am I?
Monica: Aunt Syl, I did this as a favor, I am not a caterer. What do you want me to do with a dozen lasagnas? (listens to Aunt Syl on phone, looks shocked) Nice talk, Aunt Syl. (in New York accent) You kiss Uncle Freddie with that mouth?
(Monica enters, excited.)
Monica: Well... of course I thought of you! But... but...
(Phone rings. Monica answers it.)
pain as Monica grabs him underwater)-Diet Coke.
Don: Oh, hello. (Shakes Chandlers hand.) Hello. (Shakes Monicas hand.)
Monica: Thirty-two! Seventy-one! Hike!
Joey: And it is a love that is based on having and giving and receiv(Shuts up on Monicas glare.)
Monica: All right, we still have a minute and a half to go, and were down by two points. Two points.... (she gets interrupted by the guys, who are doing a slow-motion high five.) Phoebe you do a button-hook again. Rachel, you go long.
Monica: Yeah, me too! (Runs and grabs her 3-ring binder of ideas.)
Monica: (to Steve) This is Rachel.
Monica: Ten dollars an hour.
Monica: Hi Steve!
Monica: Oh, thank you. Would you like a tour?
[Scene: Tap Class, Monica is standing by the door.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is entering.]
Monica: I'm so glad you liked them!
Monica: Umm, I just wanna say, uh (reads from a 3 X 5 card) that with a pinch of exictement, a dash of hard work, a dollup of cooperation, we can have the recipe... (Looks up and sees eveyone glaring at her) Are you gonna kill me?
Monica: Cowboy boots? I've never worn cowboy boots in my whole life! (she turns on the video again)
Monica: No, we don't. (reaches for box)