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[Scene: Chandler and Joey's Bathroom, Chandler and Monica are sharing a candlelight bubble bath while drinking champagne and they clink their glasses.]
Monica: You look cute in bubbles.
(Monica quickly dives under the water as Joey enters. He looks a little shocked at what Chandler's doing.)
(Joey leaves and Monica comes up for air.)
Monica: Chicken? I could eat some chicken.
(Monica goes back underwater as Joey re-enters.)
pain as Monica grabs him underwater)-Diet Coke.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast.]
Joey: (interrupting) Was his name Angus? (Monica and Chandler laugh.)
Monica: Wait, what that place, that pub he took us too?
Monica: Bodington's!
Monica: Yeah, but her plane got delayed in Athens. But actually, (Checks watch) she should be here by now.
Monica: No, but she likes me. You abandoned her on a plane to Greece.
Monica: Rach, that's great! It's so good that you had a good time in Greece!
Monica: I'll do it!
Rachel: That's fine. So Monica, you are now in control of my love life.
(He gets up and gives Monica a rather passionate kiss as Rachel and Phoebe look on in amazement. After the kiss ends, Chandler suddenly realizes what he just did, so he decides to do something rather rash.)
(He goes over and gives Rachel the same treatment he gave Monica, only Rachel is shocked.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica, Rachel, Chandler and Joey are there looking at pictures from the trip to London.]
Monica: Oh, Rachel, sweetie, look, here's a really cute picture of Joey and you at the reception.
Rachel: Ohh, he's married! Ross is married. I can'tI still can't believe it. (Rachel grabs the picture from Monica)
Monica: Honey, sweetie, by the edges.
Monica: Ohh. (Monica covers her eyes in horror.)
Monica: Sweetie! Edges! Fingers! Smudgey! Pictures!
Monica: Okay. That's okay. I-I know that you're very upset right now. I know, I know that wasn't about me.
Monica: If you would stop thinking about Ross for one minute you would notice that there are great guys everywhere! I mean, look! Look, Gunther! (Gunther turns to listen in.) I mean, he's nice, he's cute.
Monica: (Interrupting) Oh, what about that guy over there? (She points at another guy and Gunther is deflated.) Remember? That is the guy you flirted with at the counter that time.
Monica: You're going to talk to him! Y'know what? We made a deal, I make your decisions and I say you're going to talk to him.
Monica: We got out pictures back from London. (Shows her one.) Here's all of us at the Tower of London.
Phoebe: (Grabs the pictures) Oh! Here we all are! Yeah, there's Ross and Joey and you and me. (She picks up a magic marker and draws herself in. Monica can't watch.)
Monica: What happened?
Monica: See, didn't I tell you?! You're getting over Ross already!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler enters to find Monica waiting patiently for him. He closes the door and they start kissing.]
Monica: What took you so long?
Monica: Oh, good.
(They start kissing and turn around so that Chandler is facing the door. And Chandler sees Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey walk in and quickly ends the kiss with Monica.)
Monica: Probably some y'know, European good-bye thing he picked up in London.
Rachel: Is Monica around? I-I have to ask her something.
Monica: (Poking her head in) Rach? Can I talk to for just a minute? I-I dropped some socks.
Monica: What is the matter with you?! Do you want to fall into the trap? Do you want to fall into the trap?!
Monica: I just ran into Dave and he told me that you blew him off! I mean, you listen to me! Now, I'm calling the shots! I say you leave Ross alone and go get Dave! What the hell were you trying to do?
Monica: (Gasps) What?!! You cannot tell him that!!
Monica: I make the decisions, and I say no.
Monica: You can't fire me. I make your decisions and I say, "I'm not fired!" Ha!
Rachel: Well (At a loss for words, she grabs some of Monica's laundry and throws it on the floor as a diversion to allow Rachel to run back inside and close the door. Monica chases her to find that Rachel had locked the door.)
Monica: Rachel!! Come on! Let me in!
Monica: Rachel locked the door.
[Scene: The hallway, continued from earlier. Monica is still locked out.]
Monica: Rachel! Let me in! Rachel!
[Cut to inside the apartment, Ross decides to let Monica in and goes over and opens the door in mid-pound.]
Monica: Thank you. Rachel, can I talk to you outside for a sec?
Monica: I really need to talk to you.
Monica: Okay, I will. Remember that thing that we just discussed that you wanted to do?
Monica: Well, Rachel wants to take swing dance lessons. Which I think is a really stupid idea! It's dangerous, she's never gonna get what she wants, and who knows who she might (Turns to look at Ross) end up hurting.
Monica: All right, Rachel, I know-I know you think I'm crazy, please, before you tell him you love him, just-just try to find one person who thinks this is a good idea. Because I bet you, you can't.
Monica: Please!
Monica: Joey, I'm in!
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters.]
Monica: Well, we thought we would all go to a picnic (Phoebe gasps), in Central Park!
Monica: Makes me wanna puke! (Chandler looks at her, quizzically.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe.]
Monica: Okay, well, why don't we all meet upstairs in an hour?
Monica: Come on Rach, let's go.
Monica: No! Rachel, you didn't find anyone so you can't tell him.
Monica: Okay, Rachel, do you have any idea how painful it is to tell someone that you love them and not have them say it back?
Monica: Okay. I-I can't watch. (Leaves as sits down to read the paper.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang is about ready to leave for Atlantic City.]
Monica: Oh my God! You're water broke!
[Scene: The hallway between the apartments, they are taking Phoebe to the hospital but Chandler and Monica hold back.]
Monica: I can't believe Phoebe's gonna have her babies!
Monica: Do you know anything about women?
Monica: That's all right.
Chip: So ah, Monica ready yet?
The Museum Official: (on machine) Hi, this is Heldi from the Morgan Chase museum. Im calling for Monica Geller.
Phoebe: Yeah, but Monica, do you actually want to be in a relationship where you can actually use the phrase, "Thats not how your dad used to do it."
Monica: Okay, but all right youre a guy, does it not freak you that youre never gonna sleep with anybody else?
MONICA: Yeah, we switched meat suppliers at work, and the new guys gave me the steaks as sort of a thank-you.
Monica: Is that all?
Monica: (pointing at the drawing, upset) Bye... bye... BIRDIE.
Monica: Ohh, how is he?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is there but Rachel.]
(Tank carries Pete over to the other side of the ring, and we see both Ross and Monica wince in pain.)
Monica: I do?
MONICA: Thank you. This is my friend Phoebe. She's gonna be helping me tonight.
Monica: Thanks, Im set. Do you still live with your parents?
Monica: I know!
Monica: (entering) Oh my God! What happened?
Rachel: (to Monica) So, how was your date?
Chandler, Monica, Joey, and Rachel: Thats a good call. Right.
Monica: No!!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Ross, Phoebe, and Rachel are eating breakfast.]
Phoebe: We've got the ground-up flesh of formerly cute cows and turkeys, ew... (hands meat to Monica)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey enters, upset.]
Monica: I knew that! Rachel! Use youre head!
Monica: Let me ask you a question.
Monica: Oh yeah, she didnt hire me out of pity, it wasnt so she could pick on me in front of her friends, she actually thinks Im good.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the game is about to begin.]
Monica: Yeah, I thought it was cute.
Monica: Why did you hire me?
Monica: Well, well Ross didnt care enough to be here, so I think hes out. You snooze you lose.
Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Rachel: Oh yeah, I totally agree.
Monica: What?
Monica: I dont want things to change! Do you?
(Phoebe and Monica both stand up and gasp.)
Monica: And that's Pete's Mom.
MONICA: I'm a twinkie.
Monica: Frozen lasagnas?
Monica: Then why are you laughing?
MONICA: Do you want me to cry? Is that what you want? Do you wanna see me cry?
Monica: You guys, Joey just saw Janice kissing her ex-husband.
Monica: You promised Dr. Weinburg, youd never use that phrase.
Monica: Oh my God! Thats Pete! But why is Bill huggin Pete?
[cut to Monica telling the gang about what happened at Petes]
Phoebe: (to Monica) Then why are you answering? Do you at least know what route were on?
Erica: Yeah... it's almost definitely him. (Monica and Chandler look confused now)
Monica: No honey, Im sorry, but the weekends not over yet.
MONICA: This is so wild. Ya know, I gotta admit, I was kinda surprised that you agreed to go on a blind date.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Ross, Monica, and Rachel are sitting around after the party. Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe enter.]
Monica: Isnt he an architect now?
Monica: You better believe he's tired, after the day we had! If you know what I mean. You know what I mean?
Monica: Hi.
Monica: I missed this apartment! Now, this is a grown-ups apartment! Yknow, I-I should be with a grown-up, do you know what I mean?!
Monica: What?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Monica is cleaning up, Chandler is sitting on the couch, checking the Job offers in a Newspaper.]
Ross: Monica, uh Dad called this morning and ah, Aunt Silvia passed away.
Rachel: Oh wow. Why dont we just take me (Grabs her pin) and put me with a Manhattan in my hand, talking to the cute bartender. (Puts her pin at the bar and laughs. Monica just glares at her.) These pins arent for playing are they?
Monica: That was not an incident! I-I was gesturing, a-and the plate slipped out of my hand.
Monica: Well, because we want to get to know her better and she's never been to New York so she wants to see all the tourists' spots... you know, Statue of Liberty, Empire State Building...
Monica: I cant live like this! What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?
Ross: Monica and I have a grandmother who died, you both went to her funeral, name that grandmother!
Phoebe: (turning around, insistently) Monica!
Monica: Well?
Monica: Really?!
Monica: And you?
Monica: Yes!!
Monica: Wow!
Monica: I know this is going to sound unbelievably selfish, but, were you planning on bringing up the whole baby/lesbian thing? Because I think it might take some of the heat off me.
Monica: (chuckles) Hmm, well you're around me all the time and you don't flirt.
Monica: Rachel!
Monica: Third door on the left.
Monica: No fair. I don't even have one. How come they get two?
Fat Monica: Hi, I'm Ross's little sister.
Monica: Well, at least youre not hearing it for the first time at your fifth grade Halloween party.
(Ross spots Chandler and starts chasing him around the kitchen table. Chandler runs and hides behind Monica.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom.]
Monica: So do them for free.
Monica: Whats the matter?
Monica: Now? Is it okay if I go out with Chip Matthews?
Monica: I told you not to go down there!
(Joey slides a plate away from Monica towards Chandler, who hides it under the table.)
Monica: (Entering from her bedroom) How desperate am I?
MONICA: No, I don't even know how serious he is about me. Until I do, I'm not telling them anything.
Monica: His dancing partner?!
Monica: (sets down some cards) Gin.
Monica: Wait, now so you joined the gym?
Monica: Good? Didn�t you hear them...I was great! Thank you so much for making me do this. That�s is the best gift ever.
(He exits leaving a stunned Phoebe and Monica.)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Chandler, Joey, and Monica admiring their new table.]
Chandler: Monica, I think you've gone over to the bad place.
Rachel: (to Monica) I mean is that woman capable of talking about anything else but sex?
Monica: They baked it. I cant take this anymore. Im gonna call a meeting tonight, Im gonna fire you tonight.
Monica: Yes you did! You did like a little hop.
[Cut to the Men's room. Chandler is practicing flashing his badge as Monica enters.]
Monica: Its like two miles!
Phoebe: Well, who cares what your Mom thinks? So you pulled a Monica.
Monica: Oh my Gosh!
[Scene: Central Perk, the next morning. Chandler, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there.]
Monica: Just be yourself. But, not too much.
Monica: Okay, look, I-I have enough stuff for one more sandwich, I mean I was going to eat it myself, but (motions that he can have it.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Phoebe and Rachel are in the kitchen as there is a knock on the door. Rachel answers it.]
Monica: Rach, try holding her a different way.
MONICA: Did you know I was allergic to shellfish?