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[Scene: Chandler and Joey's Bathroom, Chandler and Monica are sharing a candlelight bubble bath while drinking champagne and they clink their glasses.]
Monica: You look cute in bubbles.
(Monica quickly dives under the water as Joey enters. He looks a little shocked at what Chandler's doing.)
(Joey leaves and Monica comes up for air.)
Monica: Chicken? I could eat some chicken.
(Monica goes back underwater as Joey re-enters.)
pain as Monica grabs him underwater)-Diet Coke.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast.]
Joey: (interrupting) Was his name Angus? (Monica and Chandler laugh.)
Monica: Wait, what that place, that pub he took us too?
Monica: Bodington's!
Monica: Yeah, but her plane got delayed in Athens. But actually, (Checks watch) she should be here by now.
Monica: No, but she likes me. You abandoned her on a plane to Greece.
Monica: Rach, that's great! It's so good that you had a good time in Greece!
Monica: I'll do it!
Rachel: That's fine. So Monica, you are now in control of my love life.
(He gets up and gives Monica a rather passionate kiss as Rachel and Phoebe look on in amazement. After the kiss ends, Chandler suddenly realizes what he just did, so he decides to do something rather rash.)
(He goes over and gives Rachel the same treatment he gave Monica, only Rachel is shocked.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica, Rachel, Chandler and Joey are there looking at pictures from the trip to London.]
Monica: Oh, Rachel, sweetie, look, here's a really cute picture of Joey and you at the reception.
Rachel: Ohh, he's married! Ross is married. I can'tI still can't believe it. (Rachel grabs the picture from Monica)
Monica: Honey, sweetie, by the edges.
Monica: Ohh. (Monica covers her eyes in horror.)
Monica: Sweetie! Edges! Fingers! Smudgey! Pictures!
Monica: Okay. That's okay. I-I know that you're very upset right now. I know, I know that wasn't about me.
Monica: If you would stop thinking about Ross for one minute you would notice that there are great guys everywhere! I mean, look! Look, Gunther! (Gunther turns to listen in.) I mean, he's nice, he's cute.
Monica: (Interrupting) Oh, what about that guy over there? (She points at another guy and Gunther is deflated.) Remember? That is the guy you flirted with at the counter that time.
Monica: You're going to talk to him! Y'know what? We made a deal, I make your decisions and I say you're going to talk to him.
Monica: We got out pictures back from London. (Shows her one.) Here's all of us at the Tower of London.
Phoebe: (Grabs the pictures) Oh! Here we all are! Yeah, there's Ross and Joey and you and me. (She picks up a magic marker and draws herself in. Monica can't watch.)
Monica: What happened?
Monica: See, didn't I tell you?! You're getting over Ross already!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler enters to find Monica waiting patiently for him. He closes the door and they start kissing.]
Monica: What took you so long?
Monica: Oh, good.
(They start kissing and turn around so that Chandler is facing the door. And Chandler sees Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey walk in and quickly ends the kiss with Monica.)
Monica: Probably some y'know, European good-bye thing he picked up in London.
Rachel: Is Monica around? I-I have to ask her something.
Monica: (Poking her head in) Rach? Can I talk to for just a minute? I-I dropped some socks.
Monica: What is the matter with you?! Do you want to fall into the trap? Do you want to fall into the trap?!
Monica: I just ran into Dave and he told me that you blew him off! I mean, you listen to me! Now, I'm calling the shots! I say you leave Ross alone and go get Dave! What the hell were you trying to do?
Monica: (Gasps) What?!! You cannot tell him that!!
Monica: I make the decisions, and I say no.
Monica: You can't fire me. I make your decisions and I say, "I'm not fired!" Ha!
Rachel: Well (At a loss for words, she grabs some of Monica's laundry and throws it on the floor as a diversion to allow Rachel to run back inside and close the door. Monica chases her to find that Rachel had locked the door.)
Monica: Rachel!! Come on! Let me in!
Monica: Rachel locked the door.
[Scene: The hallway, continued from earlier. Monica is still locked out.]
Monica: Rachel! Let me in! Rachel!
[Cut to inside the apartment, Ross decides to let Monica in and goes over and opens the door in mid-pound.]
Monica: Thank you. Rachel, can I talk to you outside for a sec?
Monica: I really need to talk to you.
Monica: Okay, I will. Remember that thing that we just discussed that you wanted to do?
Monica: Well, Rachel wants to take swing dance lessons. Which I think is a really stupid idea! It's dangerous, she's never gonna get what she wants, and who knows who she might (Turns to look at Ross) end up hurting.
Monica: All right, Rachel, I know-I know you think I'm crazy, please, before you tell him you love him, just-just try to find one person who thinks this is a good idea. Because I bet you, you can't.
Monica: Please!
Monica: Joey, I'm in!
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters.]
Monica: Well, we thought we would all go to a picnic (Phoebe gasps), in Central Park!
Monica: Makes me wanna puke! (Chandler looks at her, quizzically.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe.]
Monica: Okay, well, why don't we all meet upstairs in an hour?
Monica: Come on Rach, let's go.
Monica: No! Rachel, you didn't find anyone so you can't tell him.
Monica: Okay, Rachel, do you have any idea how painful it is to tell someone that you love them and not have them say it back?
Monica: Okay. I-I can't watch. (Leaves as sits down to read the paper.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang is about ready to leave for Atlantic City.]
Monica: Oh my God! You're water broke!
[Scene: The hallway between the apartments, they are taking Phoebe to the hospital but Chandler and Monica hold back.]
Monica: I can't believe Phoebe's gonna have her babies!
Monica: Do you know anything about women?
Monica: That's all right.
Pete: Hey Monica, how's it going.
Pete: Monica? (the gang ducks and hides)
Monica: Oh, oh, okay umm, so I'll see you soon.
Monica: Okay. Well, it's good news. It's good news.
Monica: I love you.
Monica: Oh no-no-no, it's still me.
Monica: Oh my.
Monica: Yeah! And the winner gets a hundred bucks.
Monica: Ross will do it.
Monica: Are you scared?
Monica: Well that's it. People never say `We need to talk' unless it's something bad.
Monica: Wow, isn't it ironic that David would show up on the same day that you and Mike exchange keys?
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe, Ross, and Monica are there.]
Monica: Look, I-Im never gonna let you up so you may as well just go away.
(The sitcom begins with its familiar refrain, yet with a Latin lilt. Rachel and Monica do a little dance with their chopsticks, and Phoebe has to grin as Ross joins in the rhythm.)
MONICA: Ok will do. So glad you came.
Monica: Oh. Monica! ...Hi. I'm Mo- ...nana.
MONICA: Give me that.
Monica: Ooh, nice.
Monica: Yeah?
Monica: Whats that?
Monica: You wanna what?!
Monica: Wow.
Monica: Okay. (not sure of herself)
Monica: Oh, right! I completely forgot about that.
Monica: What are you talking about?
Monica: My parents will be so happy.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are getting back from the lecture.]
Monica: (entering) Hey.
Monica: Youre not gonna believe this. Okay, so I go over...
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica is trying to find out what Phoebe wont tell her.]
Monica: So guys, listen, I go over there, and umm...
Chandler: (to Monica) You see you cant tell which one is which either, dwha!!
Monica: Umm, if ah, it might be okay if Ross came skiing?
Phoebe: So Monica, what were you gonna tell us?
Monica: The fuzzy little mints at the bottom of her purse.
Monica: Forty-two to twenty-one! Like the turkey, Ross is done!
Monica: Yeah, but without the costumes.
Monica: I am so glad you said cooks.
[Chandler and Joey give Monica a pack of condoms.]
Rachel: Yeah, Im pretty confident about that. Thats what makes it so easy for me to be 80% happy for Monica and Chandler! It would be nice to have a little guarantee though.
Monica: That's very nice.
Monica: Okay, can we please go eat?
Monica: I'm sorry, but that's my happy place.
Monica: (entering) Hi!
Monica: Hey, are we still on for tonight?
Monica: God Ross, what is that?
Monica: Oh, but wait I do have a globe.
Monica: I love you, Pete!!!
[cut to Monica, Pete, and Cailin]
Monica: (from the bathroom) Im in the shower!
Monica: (going up to the ring) Pete! Pete!! That guys pretty huge!
[Scene: Pete's apartment, Monica is there to water the plants, and is showing the gang around.]
Monica: Well, youre not gonna get going are you?
Monica: Well, no. But...
Monica: You didnt know that already?
Monica: Yeah. That-that was the problem.
MONICA: [enters] Honey. Uh, not to sound too Florence Henderson but, dinner's on the table.
Dr. Mitchell: Okay, errrr, Monica?
Monica: (entering) Oh my God! You are gonna love me so much! I felt really bad about the whole bachelorette party thing, so tonight youre gonna have a bachelor party.
Monica: And I suppose you used a ring designer for that.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is teaching Richard how to make lasagne.]
Ross: (entering with Charlie) Oh, hey you guys! This is Charlie! Charlie, this is Phoebe and my sister, Monica.
Monica: Please tell me youre stopping now.
Monica: Yes?
MONICA: Who has her own little desk when Roland's not there.
[Chandler and Monica are by the window pressuring Ross to tell his parents the truth.]
Monica: Really?!
Monica: Stinky?!
[Scene: Back at Monica and Rachel's apartment. They are now fighting about what Rachel told Van Damme.]
Joey: Check it out, hes winning! (to Monica) Petes winning!
[cut to Rachel and Monica at the counter.]
Monica: (sarcastic) Thanks!
Joey: (pretending to be an announcer) And the winner is Joey Tribbiani! (He then gets excited and goes over to the counter to practice his acceptance speech using a bottle of maple syrup as the award.) Oh Wow! I honestly never expected this. I uh, I didnt prepare a speech. But umm, Id like to thank (Rachel enters quietly) my parents, whove always been there for me. Id also like to thank my friends, Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, Rachel
Monica: Yeah right.
Monica: Come on Rach, when a guy says hes going to call, it doesnt mean hes going to call. Hasnt it ever happened to you?
(At that suggestion Monica starts laughing.)
Monica: Well, no. Youre Chandler. Y'know, Chandler! (hits him on the arm)
Monica: Oh, hey! Oh good, you brought food!
Monica: Seriously, where did you get the hat?
Monica: Well, you guys have been friends forever. Remember the first time that you kissed Ross? How weird that was? You couldn't stop laughing? You got through that.
Monica: Whats with all this sand? (picking a handful of sand off of the floor, which is covered in sand)
Monica: What?!
Monica: Joey, this is sick, it's disgusting, it's, it'snot really true, is it?
Monica: Aww, thank you.
Monica: What are you crazy?!
Monica: (to Phoebe) So whats Phoebe like?
Monica: Ah no, the other Phoebe, the one you went to go see.
Monica: Well, why would she lie to you?
Monica: Oh well, where is he?!
Monica: Yeah. (to Chandler) I bet you cant guess what color my tonsils are? Ill bet the apartment!
Monica: You guys! Do you realize that any minute now, Phoebe can be pregnant?
Monica: Strip Happy Days Game?
Monica: You made a joke right? So I laughed.
[Scene: The Moondance Diner, Pete is talking to Monica about the restaurant.]
Rachel: Monica, please?
Monica: Hes totally flirting with you too.
Monica: Why would the little girl creep you out?
Monica: Huh?
Monica: What?