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Chandler: Oh, okay, thanks. (He goes back to the couch and rejoins Monica, Joey, and Phoebe.)
Monica: Chandler, thats like your fourth cup of coffee!
Monica: Hes in a different room! Hes really that loud?
Monica: Yknow I used to go out with this guy that was a really light sleeper, and whenever I started to snore, he would just roll me over
Monica: He would just roll me over and I would stop snoring.
Monica: Have you guys picked a date yet?
Monica: Ugh, shes upstairs not doing the dishes! And I tell ya something! Im not doing them this time! I dont care if those dishes sit in the sink until theyre all covered withIll do them when I get home!
Monica: Ill pick it up for you!
Monica: Okay.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is not doing the dishes. She hears someone coming up the stairs and quickly puts down her magazine and pretends like shes actually doing the dishes.]
[Scene: Beatrice Bridal Shop, Monica and Phoebe are there to pick up Emilys dress.]
Monica: Oh my God! Ohh! Look at this one! Its so beautiful!
Monica: Oh, yes, umm, Im here to pick up a dress that you have on hold.
Monica: Emily Waltham.
The Saleslady: Yes! I have it right here. (Phoebe and Monica both gasp at the dress.) Would you like to try it on Ms. Waltham?
Monica: (laughs) Okay.
[Time lapse. Monica is wearing the dress and starring at herself in the mirror.]
Monica: I am, arent I?
Monica: Yes?
Monica: All right. (Goes to take off the dress.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is doing the dishes.]
Monica: Does she use the cups? Yes! I believe she does. Does she use the plates? Yes! I believe she does. (Looks at the wedding dress and stops.)
[Time lapse, Monica is now wearing the dress while doing the dishes and is making like she is thanking her guests for coming to her wedding. Paging Dr. Crane. Dr. Fraiser Crane!]
Monica: Oh. Thank you. Ohhh, thank you very much. Oh, thank you for coming. (Theres a knock on the door.) Uh, just a second!
Monica: Phoebe?
Monica: Can you just hold on for one minute?
Monica: Are you alone?
Monica: All right.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Phoebe, still defying reality, are now throwing a bouquet at each other, pretending to catch the actual bouquet at an actual wedding.]
Monica: Okay, ready?
Monica: Okay.
Monica: Congratulations!
Monica: Okay! My turn! My turn!
Monica: (cocking her head from side to side in some pre-bouquet-catching ritual) Yeah.
Monica: (upset) That was a terrible throw!!
Monica: Look at me! My big concern is whats real?! (Finally realises) Oh my God. Were really sad, arent we?
Monica: This isnt even my dress.
Monica: Im changing out of this.
Monica: In like a half-hour?
Monica: Okay, throw it straight this time.
(She throws it straight, and Monica makes a big deal about catching it.)
Monica: Im getting married next!!
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica and Phoebe, back to reality, are sitting in normal clothes.]
Monica: Yeah. I mean it was kinda fun for a while, but didnt you start feeling silly?
(Monica crosses her legs and is still wearing the garter belt.)
Monica: Oh God.
Monica: Hey!
Monica: So, is Joey gonna stop snoring?
Monica: No, seriously.
Monica: Oh my God!
Monica: Well, are you asleep right now, Joe? Cause I dont think you have to wear it unless you are!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is putting away the wedding dress, finally.]
Monica: Ohh, sweetie! (Goes to comfort her.) Hey, I bet you anything that hes gonna call you again.
Monica: Again. Yknow what? I think we all did.
Monica: Hey! (She jumps up and throws Emilys wedding dress into Rachels room.)
Phoebe: (looks at Monica) Hey, yknow what might cheer you up?
Monica: Oh, I wish there was a job where I could wear this all the time. (Pause) Maybe someday, there will be.
Monica: Oh God! Hes gonna come by and borrow some candles for his big date!
Monica: No-no, Rachel, dont get it! He cant see us!
Monica: Man, I feel like Im coming down with something.
(Chandler and Monica are stunned again.)
Monica: Uh-huh, but I'm sure you can handle this. I mean, I have won awards for my organizational skills, but, uh, I'm sure you'll do fine.
Monica: Yeah!
Monica: This is insane!
Monica: What are you talking about? If you get married in Vegas youre married everywhere.
Monica: No! To take more pictures of all of us together. I mean I really think it's the best resolution because everyone will enjoy the pictures.
Monica: Boy, I love carrots! Oh! (She picks up a bunch of them and holds them between her fingers.) Sometimes I like to put them between my fingers like this and-and hold them down here while I talk to you. (She is rubbing her hip with the carrots.) Umm, and-and-and y'know if I get really hot umm, I-I like to pick up this knife (She picks up a knife without putting the box down. She's holding the box between her cheek and shoulder) and-and umm, I-I put the cold steal against umm, (Pause) my body. (She doesn't have any exposed skin within reach of the knife, so while holding the carrots in one hand and the box between her face and shoulder, she rubs the knife on her stomach.)
(Monica motions that it went right over Rachel's head.)
Monica: Nothing. Im gonna take a shower.
Monica: Hey.
[Scene: Barry and Mindy's wedding, Monica and Richard are standing in the lobby]
Monica: I wish all guys could be like him.
Monica: Yes I do!
Monica: What are you guys gonna do?
Monica: Ready?
Rachel: Oh thanks, but listen, I was just at Monicas and she and Chandler had a big fight and theyre not moving in.
Monica: So, what do you think we should do?
(Monica rolls the dice.)
Monica: (sarcastic) Come on eight.
Monica: Well, you could actually go to the gym.
Chip: (on machine) Hey Monica, its Chip.
Monica: (to Phoebe) Remember that guy from cooking school I told you about that put cilantro with everything?
Monica: Well, were trying to find someone to perform our wedding and theyre all either boring or annoying or yknow, cant stop staring at the ladies. (Points to her chest.)
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning to find Ross is there waiting for them.]
Monica: Have you lost your mind? Chandler, this isn't about me! This is about you and all your weird relationship commitment crap!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is returning from her interview attempt.]
Chandler: (examining the coffee table) Scotch on the rocks, with a twist, on a coaster? Ha-ha, Monica! Monica!
Monica: Okay! Oh God, yknow what? Its really bad.
Monica: He took my snack!
MONICA: Hey, you know I got a question for ya. Just a little thing, no pressure.
Monica: Okay.
Monica: Thank you. Rachel, can I talk to you outside for a sec?
Monica: That kid really kicked me hard on the plane.
Monica: I like that. (Joey starts laughing) What?
Monica: Hey, at least I knew where my guy was.
Monica: Joey, she was listing the countries shes done it in.
Monica: You're so efficient. I love you!
Monica: All right, let's go say good-bye.
Monica: We got out pictures back from London. (Shows her one.) Here's all of us at the Tower of London.
Monica: Well, the end table is wrong, The couch looks bizarre and don't even get me started on the refrigerator magnets.
Chandler: (deadpan, standing next to Monica) We're very happy for you.
Monica: All right, hand me that other box of photos; that's the very last one.
Monica: No, dont say it! Dont even think it!
Monica: Then all your stuff would be here.
Monica: YES!!!!!!!!
Monica: Ready!
Monica: Live together? There have been no signs for that.
Monica: Yes! Okay! Okay! Wait-wait-wait!
Monica: I love you!
Monica: No.
Monica: Oh my God its old!
Monica: Yeah, she's here. Hold on a second. (She hands the phone to Phoebe.)
Monica: Ohh. (Rubs her fake stomach.)
Phoebe: Its not in the apartment? (Monica gives a Come on look) Oh no. I cant believe this is happening again.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering, and hes very dejected.]
Monica: Ross, we can handle this.
Monica: Pretty much.
Monica: Hi!
Joey: (entering) Hey Monica!
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do.]
Monica: Yknow, I really have to tell Rachel, but I We just have to get it over with! Yknow, the next time we see them were just gonna tell them. Okay? Thats it.
Monica: Yes! All right, y'know what? Why don't we start with a practice run? Okay?
Monica: Joey, we have something to tell you.
Monica: Wait! Joey! Joey! Are you okay?!
Monica: I have some pretty exciting news!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen.]
Monica: Here we go again.
Monica: Hey!
Monica: Hey Pheebs!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, All are there except for Chandler.]
Rachel: (entering) Monica? You gonna be very proud of me. I just got us dates with two unbelievably cute nurses.
Chandler: Because I'm very happy for him! (To Monica) And you, you lucky dog!
Monica: You are so cute! How did you get to be so cute?
Chandler: (to Ross and Monica) What if Joey were president?
Monica: No.
[Cut to still later, Rachel has now resigned herself to move and is now helping Monica. Phoebe is still on the chair.]
Monica: Ugh, I thought you were Rachel!
Monica: I think somebody needs another lap dance. (Motions for one.)
Monica: Have a seat. (They sit at the table.) Okay, listen umm, Chandler and I are going to live together, here.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, later. Rachel is waitressing, Monica is cooking. Phoebe walks in with Steve (Crystal Duck winner Jon Lovitz).]
Monica: Really?!
Monica: Aww! I love you!
MONICA: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. You know what, the way you did it was just fine.
Monica: Yeah, hes gonna work on that.
Monica: You mean you know Paul like I know Paul?
Monica: Rach, theres something uh, important I have to tell you.
Rachel: Ohh, he's married! Ross is married. I can'tI still can't believe it. (Rachel grabs the picture from Monica)
Monica: I made them!
Rachel: Sure? (Monica hands her one.) Thanks.
Rachel: Monica, where did you get these?!
Monica: Maybe, do you need a tissue?
Monica: Yeah you will! The right guy is just around the corner! Okay, are we done with that?
Monica: (entering) Hi.
Monica: Hey guys! You found the presents? Chandler, you let them find the presents? Great! Do you know how long it took me to find you that water purifier?
Monica: Love is the best medicine.
Monica: Why do you do it?
Monica: Something to remember me by!
Monica: But still, its a big change. The end of an era, you might say!
Monica: No. It was painful. Oh my God , they should call it Pain-zine, now with a little wax.