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Chandler: Oh, okay, thanks. (He goes back to the couch and rejoins Monica, Joey, and Phoebe.)
Monica: Chandler, thats like your fourth cup of coffee!
Monica: Hes in a different room! Hes really that loud?
Monica: Yknow I used to go out with this guy that was a really light sleeper, and whenever I started to snore, he would just roll me over
Monica: He would just roll me over and I would stop snoring.
Monica: Have you guys picked a date yet?
Monica: Ugh, shes upstairs not doing the dishes! And I tell ya something! Im not doing them this time! I dont care if those dishes sit in the sink until theyre all covered withIll do them when I get home!
Monica: Ill pick it up for you!
Monica: Okay.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is not doing the dishes. She hears someone coming up the stairs and quickly puts down her magazine and pretends like shes actually doing the dishes.]
[Scene: Beatrice Bridal Shop, Monica and Phoebe are there to pick up Emilys dress.]
Monica: Oh my God! Ohh! Look at this one! Its so beautiful!
Monica: Oh, yes, umm, Im here to pick up a dress that you have on hold.
Monica: Emily Waltham.
The Saleslady: Yes! I have it right here. (Phoebe and Monica both gasp at the dress.) Would you like to try it on Ms. Waltham?
Monica: (laughs) Okay.
[Time lapse. Monica is wearing the dress and starring at herself in the mirror.]
Monica: I am, arent I?
Monica: Yes?
Monica: All right. (Goes to take off the dress.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is doing the dishes.]
Monica: Does she use the cups? Yes! I believe she does. Does she use the plates? Yes! I believe she does. (Looks at the wedding dress and stops.)
[Time lapse, Monica is now wearing the dress while doing the dishes and is making like she is thanking her guests for coming to her wedding. Paging Dr. Crane. Dr. Fraiser Crane!]
Monica: Oh. Thank you. Ohhh, thank you very much. Oh, thank you for coming. (Theres a knock on the door.) Uh, just a second!
Monica: Phoebe?
Monica: Can you just hold on for one minute?
Monica: Are you alone?
Monica: All right.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Phoebe, still defying reality, are now throwing a bouquet at each other, pretending to catch the actual bouquet at an actual wedding.]
Monica: Okay, ready?
Monica: Okay.
Monica: Congratulations!
Monica: Okay! My turn! My turn!
Monica: (cocking her head from side to side in some pre-bouquet-catching ritual) Yeah.
Monica: (upset) That was a terrible throw!!
Monica: Look at me! My big concern is whats real?! (Finally realises) Oh my God. Were really sad, arent we?
Monica: This isnt even my dress.
Monica: Im changing out of this.
Monica: In like a half-hour?
Monica: Okay, throw it straight this time.
(She throws it straight, and Monica makes a big deal about catching it.)
Monica: Im getting married next!!
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica and Phoebe, back to reality, are sitting in normal clothes.]
Monica: Yeah. I mean it was kinda fun for a while, but didnt you start feeling silly?
(Monica crosses her legs and is still wearing the garter belt.)
Monica: Oh God.
Monica: Hey!
Monica: So, is Joey gonna stop snoring?
Monica: No, seriously.
Monica: Oh my God!
Monica: Well, are you asleep right now, Joe? Cause I dont think you have to wear it unless you are!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is putting away the wedding dress, finally.]
Monica: Ohh, sweetie! (Goes to comfort her.) Hey, I bet you anything that hes gonna call you again.
Monica: Again. Yknow what? I think we all did.
Monica: Hey! (She jumps up and throws Emilys wedding dress into Rachels room.)
Phoebe: (looks at Monica) Hey, yknow what might cheer you up?
Monica: Oh, I wish there was a job where I could wear this all the time. (Pause) Maybe someday, there will be.
Monica: Oh God! Hes gonna come by and borrow some candles for his big date!
Monica: No-no, Rachel, dont get it! He cant see us!
Monica: Oh nothing Im justjust was yawning. (Mimics the groan from before and stretches.)
Monica: I dont know, my hand feels weird. I guess its because, Im engaged! (Shows off the ring.) How long before it starts getting annoying?
(Monica goes back underwater as Joey re-enters.)
Monica: Oh no, we cant walk!
Monica: The ones we had right after you almost threw up.
Monica: Okay, forget the specials for a minute. Umm, all right heres the thing, for the last two weeks I have umm, (quietly) tried really hard to create a positive atmosphere
Monica: (notices something in the window) Oh wait! Stop! Stop! Stop!
[Scene: The Street, Chandler is carrying Monica past a store window.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Phoebe are sitting at the table, Joey and Chandler enter.]
Monica: Well I dont have them either. Where are they?
Monica: (to the boots) Bye bootsWait! Half off?! (Chandler runs off.)
[Cut the hallway, Rachel is exited from Monicas when the door closes on her skirt.]
Monica: Look! (She puts a big, yellow pair of sunglasses on the bird.)
Monica: Op, can I just tell you something? Very flattered but umm, Im engaged. (Points to her ring.)
Monica: Ahh, Phoebe, I'm gonna miss you!
Monica: Yes, hi.
Monica: I cant think of anything were doing. (Quietly) Why cant I think of anything were doing?
Monica: It's weird, but you know what I don't wanna throw this away. I mean this is like all I have left of him, gross, drain hair. Ooh! (drops it in Ross's cereal)
Monica: Hey, I have all the space I need. Just do what I did.
Rachel: Wow, Monica, I love that, you really have faith in me. Thank you. Technical question, how do you know when uh, the butters done?
(Monica is taking a drink as Ross says that, laughs, and snorts her drink.)
Monica: Thats true! (Happily) I knew I married you for a reason!
Monica: Why did you do that?
Monica: Hey, I couldve had you if I wanted you.
Monica: Making her a mixed tape?
Chandler: Oh uh, as it turns out, we cant do it. Monica has to work.
Chandler: (To Monica) Should we call the spitter?
Monica: Hi Roger.
Monica: Rachel umm, I was just talking to this guy and I think hell have sex with you.
Phoebe: Hi! Okay, Monica, Rachel, this is my friend Roger.
Monica: Oh wait, Chandler, come here is there anything I can do? Anything?
Monica: I dont have an atlas.
Monica: Come here. I can breath through my mouth.
(Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe start to pick through the lasagne as there's a knock on the door which Monica answers.)
Monica: Well, it was either a pink bunny or no bunny at all.
Rachel: Hey Mon, look what I just found on the floor. (Monica smiles.) What?
Rachel: Shake it! (Phoebe, Mike, Chandler, Monica and Joey step in)
Monica: Oh my God!
Monica: Dont feel bad for me! I won like every time!
Monica: Well I-I really dont remember the name of it.
Ross: Monica bang! Monica bang! (runs into one of the posts) Ow!
Monica: What makes you think that I might not be okay?
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe and Monica are there as Joey is entering excitedly.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is watching Phoebe play Ms. Pac-Man.]
Monica: Its not a date, okay. Im just gonna teach him how to make lasagne for some pot luck dinner he has.
Monica: Okay, Im next. (Phoebe starts another game.) Dont! Dont start another game! I said Im next! Phoebe!
Monica: You only think its stupid because you suck at it.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebes baby shower, she is holding those leather pants, and isnt happy about it.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Phoebe is reading and Monica runs over and turns on the lamp behind Phoebe.]
Monica: Well you-you did start that rumor about Ross making out with Mrs. Altman, our 50-year-old librarian.
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers apartment.]
Monica: Hey.
Phoebe: Oh my God!!! Monica!! Hes the stripper from your bachelorette party!!
Monica: Well it clearly wasnt showering or shaving.
Monica: Chandler, why would you do that?
Monica: You think this is clever?
Monica: Chandler! Hes seven; hes not stupid.
Monica: Hey wait a minute, this one isnt dirty.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving.]
Monica: Chandler! Phoebes hogging the game!
Monica: Didnt she walk with a cane?
Monica: What are you guys doing? (Monica hears the moaning coming from the TV and looks at it) Oh my God, is that Richard? (It only takes a split second for Joey to realise, he pulls Monica down by her jacket, and she falls, face down next to Chandler. Chandler gets up a bit, and Joey quickly covers Chandler's eyes with his hand.)
Monica: You go back out there and you seduce her till she cracks!
Monica: Fair enough, now go get ready!
Monica: I hope you're not full, 'cause dinner's almost ready.
Monica: Theyre all Chandler.
Monica: What if something gets broken, they're so expensive.
Monica: That's a great idea! I was saving them for something special.
Monica: What is the matter with your hand?
Monica: It took me 28 years to find one man that I wanna spend my life with, if I have to wait another 28 years then, I'll be 56 before I can have a baby, and that's just stupid.
Monica: Ok, but if something gets broken, and then the Queen comes over..
Monica: Yeah, come on, eat, whatever you want. Dr. Roger got beeped again.
Monica: Dont touch her!!
Monica: Oh my God Phoebe, youre on fire!
Joey: (laughs) Monica, look... I don't think you and I have any secrets anymore... (Monica keeps looking at Joey) Not ready to joke about it yet, okay, I see you later. (Joey walks out)
Monica: Wait, you like them with me.
Monica: Anyway, it just doesnt seem worth it to make a whole turkey for just three people. Okay? Its a lot of work.
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers, Chandler is sitting on the couch watching TV as Monica comes out of the bathroom.]
Monica: (airily) Hi.
Monica: Uh-huh, what exactly did you ask her?
Chandler: Yes. When Monica and I were in London, we were both in London.
Monica: I dont know! Time to kiss a guy maybe?! (Ross laughs.) What are you laughing at Pampers? (He stops laughing and glares at her.)
Monica: Or, it could mean that-that you saw Chandler and me together and we y'know were being close and stuff and then you just want to have that with someone too.
Monica: Fine! Judge all you want to but, (points to Ross) married a lesbian, (points to Rachel) left a man at the altar, (points to Phoebe) fell in love with a gay ice dancer, (points to Joey) threw a girls wooden leg in a fire, (points to Chandler) livin in a box!! (goes to her room)
Monica: (breaks away) Oh wait, just one more thing! One more minute! (To Cecilia) Umm, youre a stupid bitch.
MONICA: Um, you guys, you know when I said before, "thank you, but I don't really need your help"?
Monica: I drew you a bath!
Monica: (entering) So?
Monica: Absolutely.
Monica: All right guys stop it. Rachel, were very sorry that is a very insensitive thing for us to do. And yknow what? Let us make it up to you, we have two really great guys for you.
Monica: All the time. In fact, I was undefeated.
Monica: I cant believe it! What is it? Is it the rubbing or the smell?
Monica: All I have is, is oregano and a Fresca.
Monica: (congested) Ugh, they sent me home. They said I cant work if Im sick.
[Scene: Chandler and Monicas, Monica is entering.]
Monica: Hello?
Monica: You know what? I-I think Ill wait out here.
Monica: What?
Monica: Oh. (She goes into the bathroom.) Whats wrong?
Monica: Thanks.