words in movies
Chandler: Oh, okay, thanks. (He goes back to the couch and rejoins Monica, Joey, and Phoebe.)
Monica: Chandler, thats like your fourth cup of coffee!
Monica: Hes in a different room! Hes really that loud?
Monica: Yknow I used to go out with this guy that was a really light sleeper, and whenever I started to snore, he would just roll me over
Monica: He would just roll me over and I would stop snoring.
Monica: Have you guys picked a date yet?
Monica: Ugh, shes upstairs not doing the dishes! And I tell ya something! Im not doing them this time! I dont care if those dishes sit in the sink until theyre all covered withIll do them when I get home!
Monica: Ill pick it up for you!
Monica: Okay.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is not doing the dishes. She hears someone coming up the stairs and quickly puts down her magazine and pretends like shes actually doing the dishes.]
[Scene: Beatrice Bridal Shop, Monica and Phoebe are there to pick up Emilys dress.]
Monica: Oh my God! Ohh! Look at this one! Its so beautiful!
Monica: Oh, yes, umm, Im here to pick up a dress that you have on hold.
Monica: Emily Waltham.
The Saleslady: Yes! I have it right here. (Phoebe and Monica both gasp at the dress.) Would you like to try it on Ms. Waltham?
Monica: (laughs) Okay.
[Time lapse. Monica is wearing the dress and starring at herself in the mirror.]
Monica: I am, arent I?
Monica: Yes?
Monica: All right. (Goes to take off the dress.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is doing the dishes.]
Monica: Does she use the cups? Yes! I believe she does. Does she use the plates? Yes! I believe she does. (Looks at the wedding dress and stops.)
[Time lapse, Monica is now wearing the dress while doing the dishes and is making like she is thanking her guests for coming to her wedding. Paging Dr. Crane. Dr. Fraiser Crane!]
Monica: Oh. Thank you. Ohhh, thank you very much. Oh, thank you for coming. (Theres a knock on the door.) Uh, just a second!
Monica: Phoebe?
Monica: Can you just hold on for one minute?
Monica: Are you alone?
Monica: All right.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Phoebe, still defying reality, are now throwing a bouquet at each other, pretending to catch the actual bouquet at an actual wedding.]
Monica: Okay, ready?
Monica: Okay.
Monica: Congratulations!
Monica: Okay! My turn! My turn!
Monica: (cocking her head from side to side in some pre-bouquet-catching ritual) Yeah.
Monica: (upset) That was a terrible throw!!
Monica: Look at me! My big concern is whats real?! (Finally realises) Oh my God. Were really sad, arent we?
Monica: This isnt even my dress.
Monica: Im changing out of this.
Monica: In like a half-hour?
Monica: Okay, throw it straight this time.
(She throws it straight, and Monica makes a big deal about catching it.)
Monica: Im getting married next!!
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica and Phoebe, back to reality, are sitting in normal clothes.]
Monica: Yeah. I mean it was kinda fun for a while, but didnt you start feeling silly?
(Monica crosses her legs and is still wearing the garter belt.)
Monica: Oh God.
Monica: Hey!
Monica: So, is Joey gonna stop snoring?
Monica: No, seriously.
Monica: Oh my God!
Monica: Well, are you asleep right now, Joe? Cause I dont think you have to wear it unless you are!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is putting away the wedding dress, finally.]
Monica: Ohh, sweetie! (Goes to comfort her.) Hey, I bet you anything that hes gonna call you again.
Monica: Again. Yknow what? I think we all did.
Monica: Hey! (She jumps up and throws Emilys wedding dress into Rachels room.)
Phoebe: (looks at Monica) Hey, yknow what might cheer you up?
Monica: Oh, I wish there was a job where I could wear this all the time. (Pause) Maybe someday, there will be.
Monica: Oh God! Hes gonna come by and borrow some candles for his big date!
Monica: No-no, Rachel, dont get it! He cant see us!
Rachel: Since when do take naps in that position. Oh God Monica, tell me you were waiting for a guy! Please tell me you were waiting for a guy!
Monica: Umm, do you have any uhh, moves?
Monica: Hey everybody! It's Fun Bobby!
Monica: I'm sorry, Joey. I'm gonna go to bed, guys.
MONICA: Alright, you wanna feel better?
Monica: Im in love too! But in an orderly fashion.
Monica: So I'm kissing everyone?
Monica: Why?
Monica: Alright (shrugs). I think it's a big mistake but it's your decision.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, time lapse.]
Monica: Oh, no! I mean, obviously we want to see you take your clothes off! You big piece of eye candy!
Monica: No!
Monica: No!
Monica: He's coming. Be cool, be cool, be cool.
Monica: We are not going to whistle.
Monica: Phoebe, what are you doing?
Rachel: Oh! I have your key. Here you go. (Hands it to Monica.)
Monica:: Honey why don't you just let it go and ask her out again.
Fake Monica: Well, actually, you only got to sing 'Memo-'.
Monica, Joey, and Phoebe: (singing) I'm on top of the world, looking down on creation and the only explanation I can find, is the wonders I've found ever since...
Monica: Last night.
Monica: Are you kidding?! I get a Porsche and the barca loungers gone?! This is the best day ever! (Runs out.)
Monica: Well, the turkey's burnt. (checking pots) Potatoes are ruined, potatoes are ruined, potatoes are ruined.
Monica: Oh, just some pictures I made and hung up. I thought theyd brighten up the place. They do dont you think?
Monica: Nah... not-not special enough.
Rachel: Im fine! Im fine! Im just losing a tooth, its no big deal. I have a dentist! Yknow. Im gonna go put some ice on it. Excuse me. (She goes over to the ice and Joey and Monica follow her.) What do I do now? What do I do now?
Monica: Yeah.
Monica: (Shouts to the guy) Woo-woo!
Monica: What are you doing here?
Monica: Hi.
Monica: ...What did I ask?
Monica: How would I know? I-I wasn't here.
Monica: Okay, I got it. Phoebe? All right, you pull. I'm gonna spread the legs as wide as I can. (Joey starts giggling.) Joey? Now is not the time!
(Brenda pulls a chair to the counter and uses it to get up on the counter in order to clean the top of the cabinets. Monica sneaks over, bends over, and tries to see the stain. That doesnt work so she sticks her head between Brendas legs. Suddenly Brenda changes her stance and traps Monicas head between her legs.)
Monica: Hey.
Rachel: (To Monica) Monica, will-will you marry me?
Monica: No, you?
Monica: Hello.
Rachel: Monica look! Look-look-look! Here is that table that I ordered. (Shows her the picture.)
Monica: You just asked me.
[Scene: New York City Department of Correction, Monica is visiting Fake Monica.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's Balcony, Rachel is having drinks with her date, Carl.]
Monica: You look good!
Monica: Oh, sorry.
Monica: Oh! You're awake!
Monica: Oh, my pleasure.
Monica: "See you around?"
Monica: Yeah that, plus his mom used to put sour cream on everything!
Monica: I read to you.
Monica: (shocked) I hope by maid you mean mistress, because if some other woman was here cleaning then
Monica: I can't believe they called, and we're actually getting a baby. (she kisses Chandler)
Monica: Look, you and I went to different high schools...
Monica: I got it! How about, if we win, they have to get rid of the rooster?
MONICA: Ok, here, watch this.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is on the phone in the kitchen.]
Monica: Fantastic! I have one question: How is that possible?
Phoebe: (softly) Sorry. (Camera pans back to Monica, still on phone)
Monica: Oh my God! Ross, are you in England? Was Emily surprised?
[Cut to Rachel listening to a phone conversation between Chandler and Monica in The One With All the Resolutions.]
Monica: Yeah, that's a big step.
Monica: Not everybody's happy. Hey Bobby!
[Scene: A Street: Monica and Phoebe are walking to a newsstand.]
Monica: And the musicians, look, they can go over here (Points to a little alcove), okay? And the chairs can face this way (Points), and (Points to Ross) You go.
Monica: No, thank you! You have given me so much! I mean, if it wasn't for you, I would never have gotten to sing Memories on the stage at the Wintergarden Theater!
(from 1.01 - "The One Where Monica Gets a New Roommate - The Pilot")
Monica: Yeah hey, a weird thing happened today whey I was at brunch. This woman overheard that I was marrying you and-and then she she wished me good luck.
Monica: Well it wasnt my fault, Phoebe was in charge of the invitations!
Monica: Then you two can, can sneak into the cockpit, and things will start to heat up, and then a stewardess comes in (Ross looks at her.) Ive been watching too much porn.
Rachel: Alright, Monica, I want you to have the first taste.
Monica: No! But because he thought I was to faaaaa . (Chandler emerges, without flushing by the way.) And every time I think about it, it makes me feel as bad as I did in fifth grade! Yknow, I-I really think that you should apologize to Julie.
Monica: Helloooo? Yeah. Oh my God. Thanks.
Monica: And Monica knows...
Monica: Phoebe, what is it?
Monica: Phoebe, what's the matter?
Monica: That is the unusual activity. Look, they just wanna see if you're okay.
Monica: Are you sure?
ROSS: Uh, actually mom, I think Monica thanked him for the both of us.
Monica: Well, what happened?
Monica: Was it...?
Monica: Oh!
Monica: (excited) I can do that!
Monica: Ross, you've got to do something about the humping.
Monica: Okay. (she gets ready to go) Can you give me a little push?
Monica: I'll meet somone else. There'll be other Alans.
Monica: Ok. Hold on. (her mobile phone rings) Geller here! No! I said it has to be there by 4 o'clock. Goodbye. (she hangs up) Oh, how hard it is to make an ice sculpture?
Monica: Oh, you're right.
Ross: (pulls Monica back) ...and I really think it should be me.
Monica: No Joey! Chandler could be your assistant! See, he could answer all of your fan mail and stuff!
Monica: Jody!
Phoebe: No. No! Yes! Ahh. Oh, would you look at that Monica? I just knocked off all of your top scores, how sad.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner. Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities.]
Monica: Where are you guys going? Come on, one more game!
Monica: (spitting out her drink in shock) Oh God, oh God, I am sorry... I am so sorry...
Monica: Tell him.
Chandler: Nothing, Monica and I had a stupid fight.
Monica: Just...please tell him.
(She sees Monica sneaking out) Okay, thank you very much, I'm gonna take a short break! (Runs out, knocking over the mike stand)
Monica: Oh no! I dont know anything about cooking. I had to ask someone what its called when the, when the water makes those little bubbles.
Monica: No, I havent.
Monica: It just makes more sense as an ensemble.