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[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is sitting on the chair, and theyre all talking.]
Joey: Probably Monica and Chandler.
Monica: Wait a minute, she isnt Shes not the one who you
Rachel: (To Monica) Yes.
Monica: Wow!
Monica: (To Joey) They were lovers.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is working on the seating chart while Chandler looks on and Rachel reads.]
Monica: (telling Chandler the seating arrangement) Okay so this is where the band is. (Points.) And this is where the bar is. (Points) And all these pins have peoples names on them. (She has pins to show the seating at each of the tables.) And Rach, here you are. (Points to Rachels place.)
Rachel: Oh wow. Why dont we just take me (Grabs her pin) and put me with a Manhattan in my hand, talking to the cute bartender. (Puts her pin at the bar and laughs. Monica just glares at her.) These pins arent for playing are they?
Monica: (To Chandler) Okay, the red ones are my guests and the blue ones are yours.
Monica: Chandler, relax its not a contest. (To Rachel) Certainly not a close one.
Monica: Okay, I think thats it. The seating chart is done. This is our wedding. They all look like theyre having fun dont they?
Monica: Oh! (Gets up) Lets see, well if this is the wedding hall then umm (Walks away) youre parents will be at home in Queens.
Monica: Why would they think theyre invited?
Monica: Joey!
Monica: Rosss parents are my parents!
Monica: Oh please, you just want more blue pins.
Monica: All right, all right. Maybe I can fit them in if I just do some rearranging. But uh, Rachel may actually have to sit at the bar!
Rachel: (motioning to a rack) So now, these are all the tuxedos that we make and if theres anything that you like, we can make you a deal. Anything at all. (Grabs a few) But these are the three that Monica pre-approved.
Rachel: Im Monicas maid of honor. Okay? Dont try to blue pin me!
Chandler: Oh, its not just that, I would be Englands most powerful weapon. Jet setting heartbreaker on her majestys secret service. A man who fears no one; with a license to kill. (Worried.) Would Monica let me wear this?
Rachel: Huh. Does Monica know about this?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is still working on the seating chart as Joey enters.]
Monica: Hey. Oh good-good youre here! All right, I figured it out. Im gonna take two tables of eight, Im gonna add your parents, and Im gonna turn them into three tables of six. Okay? And I called the caterer; I added two extra meals, we are good to go!
Monica: (looking at him) What?!
Monica: Oh thats too bad. Its true, but too bad.
Monica: Oh Joey!
Monica: No she hasnt.
Monica: Well, what am I going to say?
Joey: I dont know. Just uh, just tell em it was a mix-up with the invitations, orNo-no-no! Blame it on the post office. They hate the post office. And the Irish! But I dont think you can blame it on them so (He dials the phone and hands it to Monica.)
Monica: (on phone) Hello? (Listens) Yeah, hi! Mrs. Tribbiani? (Listens) Hi, this is Monica Geller. (Listens) Yeah Im just calling to say that Chandler and I uh, really hope you can make it to the wedding. Yeah, apparently a bunch of invitations that we sent werent delivered. Umm, I guess there was some screw up at the damn post office! (Joey nods his approval.) (Listens) T-Tell me about it! (Listens) Yeah, yeah, the US Post Office? No, more like US lost office! (Listens) What are they Irish?! (Joey gives her a thumbs up.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is on the couch as Chandler disgustedly enters.]
Monica: Well, he did manage to keep his identity secret for a long time.
Monica: What are you talking about?! 007 has all those gadgets!
Monica: 007 has a fancy car!
Monica: 007 gets all the ladies.
Monica: How about you go put on your 007 tuxedo and Ill make you a nice martini.
Monica: How about a Youhoo with a funny straw?
Monica: Hey.
Monica: The show?!
Monica: Have you ever been to one of my weddings?
Monica: The wedding starts at six.
Monica: Youll vamp?!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica and Chandler are working on the seating chart as Ross enters carrying his tux around.]
Monica: You just carry that around?
Monica: Between you and
Monica: A little tight? I could see double-oh and seven in those pants.
Joey: (entering) Hey! Uh, Monica? Chandler? Can I talk to you guys for a second?
Monica: All right thats it, I give up! Whatever you want you can have it! You wanna sing a song? You wanna do a dance? You want your mom stand at the Alter and scream racial slurs? I dont care!
Monica: (defeated) Oh.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, The girls are talking with the firemen.]
Monica: Well then who?
Monica: Did she really say that?
Monica: Oh no, was I cleaning in my sleep again?
Monica: Ugh, I can not believe this! I mean, who is she to judge us? We could not have been nicer to her!
Monica: Well, usually when Im this anxious, I clean!
Monica: (To Chandler) Did you hear that?! They bumped them up to first class because they are on their honeymoon! Come on! Lets act like were on our honeymoon.
Chandler: (To Monica) Oh, well thank you in advance. (Kisses her.)
Monica: (To Chandler) I love her.
Chandler: (To Monica) Yknow, we havent found anybody else.
Monica: Dont you see? Its the perfect crime!
Monica: Yeah! (Laughs.)
Monica: I guess.
Joey: (To Chandler) You?! (To Monica) And-and you?!
Monica: Nice jeans!
Monica: Oh, I fell asleep.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are watching rugby on TV as Phoebe enters.]
Monica: Hello.
[Cut to later in that episode. Chandler is in his bathroom with Monica, and hes panicking on how far Phoebe is pushing him.]
Monica: I was the pile of coats!
Monica: Theyre my pants!
Monica: All right. (Looking through a box.) Op, here it is! Right underneath the can of-of bug bomb. I wonder if the best place to put something that cooks food is underneath the can of poison?
Monica: I would do it but she thinks Im attracted to her!
Monica: (Looking nauseous from her parents kissing.) And Im going to go get drunk. (Gets up to get a drink.)
Monica: No! I was just getting into position and then everything went dark.
Monica: Because I put my head between her legs.
Monica: Oh, I love this street. The trees, the big front yards, the actual picket fences.
Monica: (To Chandler) This is what happens when you dont register for gifts!
Monica: I know youre planning my surprise bridal shower.
Monica: Oh no! Did you take my bra too?!
Monica: No I didnt!
[Scene: The Hallway, Monica is sitting on the step as Rachel returns.]
Monica: Sounds about right.
[Ross and Judy enter the living room. Judy and Ross sit down on the couch beside Jack. Monica and Chandler are sitting on the coffee table.]
Phoebe: Thanks. Hi, um, 'kay. I'd like to start with a song that's about a man that I recently met, who's, um, come to be very important to me. (Monica gives her a look) 'Kay. (Sung:)
Monica: Oh. (turns and looks at Joey, who gives a way-to-go thumbs up and smile.)
Monica: Oh my God! Joey, what did you do after you threw her leg on the fire?
Monica: Im sorry, they surprised me. There was nothing I could do!
Rachel: What the hell is that?!! (to Monica) What the hell is that? Is that you? (Monica nods her head no, and Rachel realizes what is making that sound.) Ohhhhhhh! (storms over to Chandler and Joeys with Monica in trail.)
(Monica gets down on one knee.)
[This starts a series of flashbacks beginning with Monica and Chandler in the waiting room in The One With the Birth.]
Monica: I think so. Se, he-he's not inviting you to his party because he likes you.
Monica: Oh, about five minutes. Right now theyre interviewing his opponent. Apparently he trains by going to Iran and pulling the arms off thieves.
Monica: Please! I feel so bad! Just watch the hot woman get naked!
Monica: Thank you. All right, now who else do you want to invite?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are now sitting in the living room.]
Monica: Thats right. Get it out of your system while were alone.
Rachel: Wow, Monica, you look just like your grandmother. How old was she there?
Monica: Wow! Wow! And its definitely all gone? Theres nothing there to work with? (Joey glares at her.) What were you thinking?
Ross: Oh really? Well I-I guess Monica should know about Atlantic City.
[Scene 13: Central Perk, the gang is gathered around Monica comforting her brother, who in a slight state of shock is cuddling a cushion for security.]
Monica: Yeah! Hey! Thanks for getting me that girls number.
(Monica runs out.)
Monica: Is that, is that what they call strippers sometimes?
Monica: My husband.
Monica: I can't believe he did this.
Monica: Why in the world would you take this tape and and why would you watch it?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe, Chandler, and Ross are there, Rachel is serving brownies.]
[Scene: Kleinmans, a horde of women including Rachel, Phoebe, and Monica are waiting for the store to open.]
Chandler: Monica! Wait!
Monica: What?
Monica: Yknow what? Im gonna make this up to you. I promised you a stripper (turns on the radio), and youre gonna get a stripper. (She starts to strip.)
Monica: Alright, well, this does not change anything. (to Chandler) Okay, we need to get something to grease the sides of his face.
Ross: Well, not right now. Okay look, Monica came here for some memories and damnit, were gonna give her some! Okay, grab grab some empty boxes. Okay? Well-well take stuff from mine and whatever we can pass off as hers well-well put em in their.
Monica: I think this is so great! I mean, you and Ross! D-did you have any idea?
Phoebe: (to Monica) Anyway, Im going out with Sergei again tonight, and um, could you come and be the translators date? So that when we, its time for our alone time, you two could split off. Y'know, hes really, hes kinda cute.
Phoebe: Cause youre still into Monica. So you told her there was somebody else so she would agree to work with you, so cause you figure oh if you spent a lot of time together, maybe something might happen, and...
Monica: Yeah! I didnt know there would be dancing. That was a fun surprise!
Monica: The pink one with the flowers?!
Monica: Is all this about you not being able to grow a moustache?
Monica: Well Phoebe doesnt eat turkey
Monica: Hey!
Monica: You too!
Monica: Hey, how are you feelin? Any morning sickness?
Monica: That's right, she came back all by herself.
Monica: You like Green Bay?
Monica: Is your team winning hon?
Monica: Hey!
Monica: A pie! (Will brought a pie.)
Monica: This is Phoebe.
Monica: (to Janine) Youd better hope I dont see you in the hallway!! (They exit.)
Monica: Isn't that sad? I mean, can you see how pathetic that is? You shouldn't be jealous. You should feel bad for him.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are playing foosball as Phoebe enters.]
Monica: What?
Monica: I also, did a little something in fur. But umm, thats really just for me. (Rubs it against her cheek.) Okay. So, why dont you go into your room and try these on and well seeget a better idea of whats gonna work.
Monica: Well you look incredible too! Youre justyoure so fit!
Monica: (to Will) Wanna give me a hand?
Monica: Oh umm, I meant to tell you, Ross is coming.
Monica: Good. And Rachel Green too. (Will stops suddenly.)
Monica: All right.
Monica: I cant do it. Im sorry, I wish I could, but umm, see you have these feelings for me....
Monica: Is there a problem?
Monica: (to Will) Joey.
Monica: Will! From high school.
Monica: Chandler, listen to me sweetie, I know you can do this. Okay? You have a beautiful smile.
Monica: Thats Will from high school!
Monica: Oh, so who won?
Rachel: (sees Will) Oh my God Monica, who is that?
Monica: Okay, dinners ready!
Monica: What?