words in movies
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom.]
Monica: I need two. Im bringing Pete. My boyfriend. I have a boyfriend now!
Monica: Really? Whos number two?
Monica: Bye-bye!
Monica: Joey, what are you doing?! Its never gonna happen, shes seeing somebody.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is getting ready to go to Joeys premiere and Phoebe is still on hold.]
Monica: (to Phoebe) Here you go. You can wear this. (hands her a sweater)
Monica: Uh-huh.
Phoebe: Okay. (on phone) Ooh, Im setting the phone down. (does so) But Im still here! Just dont go anywhere Im still here. (starts to put on the sweater) Dont-dont switch or anything, cause Im, Im right here. (She has pulled the sweater over her head, but her head is stuck in a sleeve.) Just one sec. One sec! One second!! (She is now frantically trying to get the sweater on, as Monica returns from the bathroom.) Wait! One second! Just
Monica: Phoebe?
Phoebe: What?! Monica, Im scared!!
Monica: All right. Honey, thats-thats a sleeve. Okay?
Monica: And! We also have speaker phone. (She turns on the speaker phone.)
Monica: Okay, wait, you gotta hang up cause were gonna be late.
Monica: Of course not.
Monica: Theres our star!
Monica: Hi!
[cut to Monica, Pete, and Cailin]
Monica: Yeah, and in the long version, I dump him for telling people the short version.
Estelle: How do you do. (to Rachel and Monica) Ooh, you two girls were outstanding! (to Joey) Did they have representation?
Estelle: Ooh, what a shame! Because with her face (points to Monica) and her chest (points to Rachel) I could really put something together.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are returning. Phoebe is still on hold.]
Monica: Hey!
Monica: Yeah. Where were you?
Monica: You were the next caller five hours ago. You must be going crazy.
(Both Rachel and Monica walk into their bedrooms, stop, and come back into the living room with confused looks on their faces.)
Phoebe: Oh, okay, yeah. (to Monica) I put your stuff in her room, and her stuff in your room.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the next morning, Phoebe is STILL on hold.]
Monica: (entering from her bedroom) Pheebs, youve been up for 24 hours! Go to sleep, honey. Th-this isnt healthy.
Monica: Hey! Didnt you have that outfit on last night?
Monica: Anyway, how did it go with Kate?
Monica: Joey, you had the night!
Monica: When two people finally realise their feelings for each other, and-and they talk for hours, and they-they learn all about the other person!
Monica: Did you like learn about her family?
Monica: Yes!!
Monica: Oh! (They hug, triumphantly.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair.]
Monica: One.
Chandler: 7:15. (Monica looks at him) Watch doesnt work.
Ross: No, its not just cause Im jealous. (Both Monica and Chandler give him a Come on look) I mean Im not, Im not, Im not jealous, okay? Its Look, the guy, he screamed, he actually screamed at this couple sitting in our seats.
Monica: Were kidding!
Monica; Ross!
Monica: Umm, going to the beach. When it stays light real late.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Ross are in the kitchen, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Phoebe is, you guessed it, still on hold.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang, except Joey, is there. Phoebe is, well you y'know.]
Monica: Phoebe, its been two days.
Monica: What?
Monica: (sarcastic) Oh.
Monica: Oh my God! Ohh! Look at this one! Its so beautiful!
Monica: Hey you guys?
Monica: You have to!
Monica: So Ross, are you gonna bring Mona?
Monica: Oh.
[Scene: Joey and Janines apartment, Joey and Monica are arranging flowers. Chandler walks in.]
Monica: All right, so now that Ross knows can you tell us yknow how it happened? I mean, when did it happen? How many times did it happen?
(Monica and Chandler look shocked as Ross goes to leave.)
Monica: So we do Supergirl.
Rachel: (To Monica) Oh, you did this to him?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Ross, Monica, and now Chandler are still playing catch. The guys are exhausted and sitting around the room. Monica is still standing all pumped up and being hyper-competitive yet again. {Okay! We get it! She's competitive!! Must we see all the time?!}]
Monica: You didnt dress up either?!
Monica: All right baby, come on! (Rolls the dice) Yes! Yes! I am on fire!
Monica: No!! You have been screwing us all day!
Monica: No, space doody!
Monica: What are you supposed to be?
Monica: What?! Theres only been like four kids.
Chandler: Monicas gotta have the phone in the right place and(Frantic babbling.)
Monica: Hey Joey?
Monica: Yeah
Monica: What?! Really?!
Monica: What?! Come on I am tough! Punch me right here! (Her stomach) As hard as you can!
[Time lapse, Monica is going over to talk to Joey.]
Monica: Oh my God, Phoebe!
Monica: You read comic books right?
[Cut to Joey and Monica.]
Monica: Yeah.
Joey: Monica and I were talking about who could kick whose ass in a fight, you or Ross?
Chandler: (To Monica) You picked Ross?!
(Monica turns around slowly.)
Joey: (To Monica) Hey-hey-hey, I think we might find out the answer to our question.
(Monica comes out of the bathroom like a bolt, and Rachel and Joey both enter.)
Monica: What? I-I bought groceries, I was gonna make you dinner!
MONICA: What if my own baby hates me? Huh? What am I gonna do then?
Monica: (bursting in) I knew it!! Yknow, youre not so quiet yourself, missy!
Monica: Fine! If you want me to wear the boots, Ill wear the boots. In fact, Ill go into my room right now and yknow try the outfit on.
Monica: (To Phoebe) Oh God!
Monica: Alright, Cincinnati, no blinds, everybody ante. (deals cards)
Monica: Ohh, sweetie! (Goes to comfort her.) Hey, I bet you anything that hes gonna call you again.
[Cut to later in that episode. Rachel and Phoebe are going to a movie from Monica and Chandlers, and as Phoebe walks by Chandler she pinches him on the butt and exits.]
Monica: Look, I wanted to tell Im-Im sorry you lost.
Monica: (laughs) Is that a secret or a lie.
Monica: Chandler please!
Monica: Hey.
Monica: Oh my God! You cleaned! (Gasps) Look at these floors! You did the windows! Oh, I have been begging you for months and you did! You cleaned! And nagging works!
(Monica notices something.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, The girls are talking with the firemen.]
Monica: Well then who?
Monica: Did she really say that?
Monica: Oh no, was I cleaning in my sleep again?
Monica: Ugh, I can not believe this! I mean, who is she to judge us? We could not have been nicer to her!
Monica: Well, usually when Im this anxious, I clean!
Monica: (To Chandler) Did you hear that?! They bumped them up to first class because they are on their honeymoon! Come on! Lets act like were on our honeymoon.
Chandler: (To Monica) Oh, well thank you in advance. (Kisses her.)
Monica: (To Chandler) I love her.
Chandler: (To Monica) Yknow, we havent found anybody else.
Monica: Dont you see? Its the perfect crime!
Monica: Yeah! (Laughs.)
Monica: I guess.
Joey: (To Chandler) You?! (To Monica) And-and you?!
Monica: Nice jeans!
Monica: Oh, I fell asleep.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are watching rugby on TV as Phoebe enters.]
Monica: Hello.
[Cut to later in that episode. Chandler is in his bathroom with Monica, and hes panicking on how far Phoebe is pushing him.]
Monica: I was the pile of coats!
Monica: Theyre my pants!
Monica: All right. (Looking through a box.) Op, here it is! Right underneath the can of-of bug bomb. I wonder if the best place to put something that cooks food is underneath the can of poison?
Monica: I would do it but she thinks Im attracted to her!
Monica: (Looking nauseous from her parents kissing.) And Im going to go get drunk. (Gets up to get a drink.)
Monica: No! I was just getting into position and then everything went dark.
Monica: Because I put my head between her legs.
Monica: Oh, I love this street. The trees, the big front yards, the actual picket fences.
Monica: (To Chandler) This is what happens when you dont register for gifts!
Monica: I know youre planning my surprise bridal shower.
Monica: Oh no! Did you take my bra too?!
Monica: No I didnt!
[Scene: The Hallway, Monica is sitting on the step as Rachel returns.]
Monica: Sounds about right.
[Ross and Judy enter the living room. Judy and Ross sit down on the couch beside Jack. Monica and Chandler are sitting on the coffee table.]
Phoebe: Thanks. Hi, um, 'kay. I'd like to start with a song that's about a man that I recently met, who's, um, come to be very important to me. (Monica gives her a look) 'Kay. (Sung:)
Monica: Oh. (turns and looks at Joey, who gives a way-to-go thumbs up and smile.)
Monica: Oh my God! Joey, what did you do after you threw her leg on the fire?
Monica: Im sorry, they surprised me. There was nothing I could do!
Rachel: What the hell is that?!! (to Monica) What the hell is that? Is that you? (Monica nods her head no, and Rachel realizes what is making that sound.) Ohhhhhhh! (storms over to Chandler and Joeys with Monica in trail.)
(Monica gets down on one knee.)
[This starts a series of flashbacks beginning with Monica and Chandler in the waiting room in The One With the Birth.]
Monica: I think so. Se, he-he's not inviting you to his party because he likes you.
Monica: Oh, about five minutes. Right now theyre interviewing his opponent. Apparently he trains by going to Iran and pulling the arms off thieves.
Monica: Please! I feel so bad! Just watch the hot woman get naked!
Monica: Thank you. All right, now who else do you want to invite?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are now sitting in the living room.]
Monica: Thats right. Get it out of your system while were alone.
Rachel: Wow, Monica, you look just like your grandmother. How old was she there?
Monica: Wow! Wow! And its definitely all gone? Theres nothing there to work with? (Joey glares at her.) What were you thinking?
Monica: A little tight? I could see double-oh and seven in those pants.
Ross: Oh really? Well I-I guess Monica should know about Atlantic City.
[Scene 13: Central Perk, the gang is gathered around Monica comforting her brother, who in a slight state of shock is cuddling a cushion for security.]
Monica: Yeah! Hey! Thanks for getting me that girls number.
(Monica runs out.)