words in movies
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom.]
Monica: I need two. Im bringing Pete. My boyfriend. I have a boyfriend now!
Monica: Really? Whos number two?
Monica: Bye-bye!
Monica: Joey, what are you doing?! Its never gonna happen, shes seeing somebody.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is getting ready to go to Joeys premiere and Phoebe is still on hold.]
Monica: (to Phoebe) Here you go. You can wear this. (hands her a sweater)
Monica: Uh-huh.
Phoebe: Okay. (on phone) Ooh, Im setting the phone down. (does so) But Im still here! Just dont go anywhere Im still here. (starts to put on the sweater) Dont-dont switch or anything, cause Im, Im right here. (She has pulled the sweater over her head, but her head is stuck in a sleeve.) Just one sec. One sec! One second!! (She is now frantically trying to get the sweater on, as Monica returns from the bathroom.) Wait! One second! Just
Monica: Phoebe?
Phoebe: What?! Monica, Im scared!!
Monica: All right. Honey, thats-thats a sleeve. Okay?
Monica: And! We also have speaker phone. (She turns on the speaker phone.)
Monica: Okay, wait, you gotta hang up cause were gonna be late.
Monica: Of course not.
Monica: Theres our star!
Monica: Hi!
[cut to Monica, Pete, and Cailin]
Monica: Yeah, and in the long version, I dump him for telling people the short version.
Estelle: How do you do. (to Rachel and Monica) Ooh, you two girls were outstanding! (to Joey) Did they have representation?
Estelle: Ooh, what a shame! Because with her face (points to Monica) and her chest (points to Rachel) I could really put something together.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are returning. Phoebe is still on hold.]
Monica: Hey!
Monica: Yeah. Where were you?
Monica: You were the next caller five hours ago. You must be going crazy.
(Both Rachel and Monica walk into their bedrooms, stop, and come back into the living room with confused looks on their faces.)
Phoebe: Oh, okay, yeah. (to Monica) I put your stuff in her room, and her stuff in your room.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the next morning, Phoebe is STILL on hold.]
Monica: (entering from her bedroom) Pheebs, youve been up for 24 hours! Go to sleep, honey. Th-this isnt healthy.
Monica: Hey! Didnt you have that outfit on last night?
Monica: Anyway, how did it go with Kate?
Monica: Joey, you had the night!
Monica: When two people finally realise their feelings for each other, and-and they talk for hours, and they-they learn all about the other person!
Monica: Did you like learn about her family?
Monica: Yes!!
Monica: Oh! (They hug, triumphantly.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair.]
Monica: One.
Chandler: 7:15. (Monica looks at him) Watch doesnt work.
Ross: No, its not just cause Im jealous. (Both Monica and Chandler give him a Come on look) I mean Im not, Im not, Im not jealous, okay? Its Look, the guy, he screamed, he actually screamed at this couple sitting in our seats.
Monica: Were kidding!
Monica; Ross!
Monica: Umm, going to the beach. When it stays light real late.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Ross are in the kitchen, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Phoebe is, you guessed it, still on hold.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang, except Joey, is there. Phoebe is, well you y'know.]
Monica: Phoebe, its been two days.
Monica: What?
Monica: (sarcastic) Oh.
MONICA: Oh.
MONICA: Hi.
MONICA: Why not?
MONICA: Just a second.
MONICA: Welcome home.
MONICA: Yeah.� What do you think?
MONICA: So, you lied to him?
MONICA: Oh, because, um . . .� well, Chandler's going to be home in a couple of days.� So, I thought I would, you know, practice the art of seduction.
Monica: (still hiding under the blankets) Did you like her? And Im just asking as a friend, because I am totally fine with this.
MONICA: You might want to keep practicing.
MONICA: Because. . .� one of them is for you.
(Chandler and Monica look at each other.� Chandler nods.)
Monica: Oh, so much fun. But the best part is, we met this incredible couple on the way back.
Monica: No, I know. But yknow what? It would make me feel better if Lewis apologized to me.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Phoebe are there. Monica is suggesting Mockolate recipes to Phoebe.]
MONICA: Chandler, you have to tell Joey that you're not in Tulsa.
(Cut to Chandlers room, he opens the door slowly to see if Joey is there and after seeing that he isnt, ushers Monica into the room, closes the door, and the security bar.)
Phoebe: Well, Im returning a call from a certain mom at the B-E-A-C-H. I just spelled the wrong word. (goes into Monicas room)
Phoebe: Eh, Monica it, it feels so weird, y'know, Chandlers your friend... (hops onto the bed) Oh! Oh my God! Aw, all right take this bed, you can make other friends.
Monica: So basically, this is a getting-rid-of-everything-Rachel-ever-used sale.
Monica: Oooh, I wish she could stay here, but Chandler is allergic!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is watching TV, and we hear Mr. Treeger in the bathroom.]
Monica: Also both of your sisters called and neither can make it.
Monica: Here, I got it. I'll will play my message for you guys, and you can tell me if it's breezy enough.
Monica: I know. I just wish that once, I'd bring a guy home that they actually liked.
MONICA: What are you saying?
MONICA: (gasp) Chandler!� You're home!
CHANDLER: (To Monica) What is he doing?
MONICA: (sniffing Joey) I think that's you.
JOEY: Yeah, right Monica.� I'm so sorry.
Monica: Why? Cause otherwise youd go for it?
MONICA: Joey?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment " continuing action.]
Joey: Yep. (Starts for Monicas room, but Chandler stops him.)
Ross: (To Monica) Youre drunk! Mom and dad are gonna be maaaaadd! Maybe Im a little drunk.
MONICA: I don't know what to say.� We shouldn't have lied to you.
(Monica goes to the door.� Chandler slides behind it as she opens it slightly.)
MONICA: Have fun.
MONICA: It's gonna be so hot!� (She kisses him.)
Monica: I can't believe this! This is like the worst night ever!
MONICA: Is there any chance that you can look at this as flattering? I mean, she's doing it because she wants to be more like you.
Monica: This is so bizarre. I guess it kinda makes sense though, yknow she had such a terrible childhood.
Monica: No!
Monica: Honey, you�re just in time, I�m about to sing another song!
Monica: (shocked) You're not gonna be here New Year's Eve??
Monica: (Looks exasperated) Ok first of all...It would be great. But that's not what I'm here to talk to you about. I need to borrow some money.
Rachel: We are looking for our Christmas presents from Monica.
Monica: Come on Ben.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe.]
(Chandler and Joey give Monica a pack of condoms.)
Monica: Yeah, is that okay?
Monica: No.
Monica: *What*??
Monica: She did WHAT?
Monica: Ohh, you are such a good boss! Is she pretty?
Monica: What does she do there?
Monica: So is it horrible? Is everybody working really hard?
Monica: Okay.
Monica: Okay!
Monica: Merry Christmas.
Monica: Hey, this afternoon you said you'd be supportive...
Monica: I think our lovers spat will start a little early this month.
Monica: Really?
Monica: Okay!
Monica: Well, not anymore.
Monica: (breaking the kiss) Y'know what's weird?
Monica: Two!
Monica: Hm-hmm!
Monica: One!
Monica: Do you wanna do it at the same time?
Monica: This doesn't feel weird!
Monica: Come on...I just need it for some rent and..and some other bills.
Monica: Yeah. (They kiss and as she starts to leave, Chandler starts to dance. Without turning around:) Don't do the dance.
Monica: Eh, we weren't that close anyway!
Monica: No-no-no, wait! We need something old!
Monica: (interrupting) Know when to stop.
Monica: I think you're better than you think you are.
Monica: You're so efficient. I love you!
Monica: That'll work!
Monica: That's stealing!
MONICA: You should go to the game.� It's okay.� I want you to.
Monica: Okay, now we just need something borrowed!
Monica: You do?!
Monica: Eh, you work for that.
Monica: You thought about that?
Monica: What else did you think about?
Monica: Nothing. Just something I want to get Phoebes opinion on for Valentines Day.
Monica: I love you. (They kiss.)
Monica: Uh-hmm.
Monica: "Wendy" is a fat girl name.
Monica: What are you doing here?
Chandler: Monica.
Monica: What?
Rachel: (as Monica) Yeah, I know... (mirroring her friend) ..I'm I'm just not that bright either.
Monica: Oh my god!
Monica: But I thought if you left, you get fired.
Monica: No, I think that this is what you wanna do, I think it's great!
Monica: Okay, while were waiting for these pills to kick in, Im gonna sit you down on the couch. Come on. (Phoebe gets up and goes with her.) Get some nice soft pillows under your head, Im gonna turn the TV on and you can watch whatever you want. And ImSit down(She sits down on the couch)gonna make you some tea. And then, Im gonna rub your feet.
(Chandler hands Phoebe an envelope, and some more to Monica)
Chandler: (to Monica) Here, pass these, will ya.. (points to the others)