words in movies
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom.]
Monica: I need two. Im bringing Pete. My boyfriend. I have a boyfriend now!
Monica: Really? Whos number two?
Monica: Bye-bye!
Monica: Joey, what are you doing?! Its never gonna happen, shes seeing somebody.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is getting ready to go to Joeys premiere and Phoebe is still on hold.]
Monica: (to Phoebe) Here you go. You can wear this. (hands her a sweater)
Monica: Uh-huh.
Phoebe: Okay. (on phone) Ooh, Im setting the phone down. (does so) But Im still here! Just dont go anywhere Im still here. (starts to put on the sweater) Dont-dont switch or anything, cause Im, Im right here. (She has pulled the sweater over her head, but her head is stuck in a sleeve.) Just one sec. One sec! One second!! (She is now frantically trying to get the sweater on, as Monica returns from the bathroom.) Wait! One second! Just
Monica: Phoebe?
Phoebe: What?! Monica, Im scared!!
Monica: All right. Honey, thats-thats a sleeve. Okay?
Monica: And! We also have speaker phone. (She turns on the speaker phone.)
Monica: Okay, wait, you gotta hang up cause were gonna be late.
Monica: Of course not.
Monica: Theres our star!
Monica: Hi!
[cut to Monica, Pete, and Cailin]
Monica: Yeah, and in the long version, I dump him for telling people the short version.
Estelle: How do you do. (to Rachel and Monica) Ooh, you two girls were outstanding! (to Joey) Did they have representation?
Estelle: Ooh, what a shame! Because with her face (points to Monica) and her chest (points to Rachel) I could really put something together.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are returning. Phoebe is still on hold.]
Monica: Hey!
Monica: Yeah. Where were you?
Monica: You were the next caller five hours ago. You must be going crazy.
(Both Rachel and Monica walk into their bedrooms, stop, and come back into the living room with confused looks on their faces.)
Phoebe: Oh, okay, yeah. (to Monica) I put your stuff in her room, and her stuff in your room.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the next morning, Phoebe is STILL on hold.]
Monica: (entering from her bedroom) Pheebs, youve been up for 24 hours! Go to sleep, honey. Th-this isnt healthy.
Monica: Hey! Didnt you have that outfit on last night?
Monica: Anyway, how did it go with Kate?
Monica: Joey, you had the night!
Monica: When two people finally realise their feelings for each other, and-and they talk for hours, and they-they learn all about the other person!
Monica: Did you like learn about her family?
Monica: Yes!!
Monica: Oh! (They hug, triumphantly.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair.]
Monica: One.
Chandler: 7:15. (Monica looks at him) Watch doesnt work.
Ross: No, its not just cause Im jealous. (Both Monica and Chandler give him a Come on look) I mean Im not, Im not, Im not jealous, okay? Its Look, the guy, he screamed, he actually screamed at this couple sitting in our seats.
Monica: Were kidding!
Monica; Ross!
Monica: Umm, going to the beach. When it stays light real late.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Ross are in the kitchen, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Phoebe is, you guessed it, still on hold.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang, except Joey, is there. Phoebe is, well you y'know.]
Monica: Phoebe, its been two days.
Monica: What?
Monica: (sarcastic) Oh.
Rachel: Uh well, I guess Im not gonna miss the fact that youre never allowed to move the phone pen. (Laughs. Monica lags behind the laugh a little bit.)
Mrs. Geller: (lying) Ive gotta call my friend Mary and tell her how good this is, from Monicas room.
Monica: Yeah, I saw him waiting for an elevator.
Monica: Are you okay?
Monica: Isn't this great?
Monica: What-what are you doing?
Monica: Well, I guess we won't be warming his house.
CHANDLER: Monica, will you stop? This is nuts. Do you know how long it's gonna be before you actually have to deal with this problem? I mean, you don't even have a boyfriend yet. Joey, she does not look fat.
Monica: Oh and you know what I want!
(Monica enters.)
Rachel: Look Monica, getting cold feet is very common. Yknow, its-its just because of all the anticipation and you just have to remember that you love Chandler. And also, I ran out on a wedding. You dont get to keep the gifts.
Monica: What?!
(Phoebe gets up and goes to play, Ross goes over and sits down next to Monica and Rachel.)
Monica: I'm telling you, something's wrong! My brother does not stay out all night.
Monica: I'm still not done not wanting to talk to you.
Monica: I have no idea. But look how much they spent!
Monica: Heres your tea Phoebe. (They give it to her and quickly take a step back.)
Monica: Alright. Just keep him away from me.
Phoebe: (to Monica) Here, now I don't eat chicken, so it's just noodle soup. And there's no chicken in the broth either, so it's really just... noodle water.
Monica: No-no, Rachel, dont get it! He cant see us!
[Scene: The hallway, continued from earlier. Monica is still locked out.]
Phoebe: You mean you stole it! (Monica sneezes again) Don't cover your mouth when you do that!
Monica: Okay, Ill rest. But yknow if Im going to bed, then youre coming with me.
Monica: Okay.
Monica: Oh my God! You own an Italian restaurant and you think that tastes good?! Where are you even from?
Monica: Chandler.
Monica: (raising her hand) I'm Monica.
Monica: Chandler, why are you doing this?
Monica: Do you umm, you really think the best reason to get married is because you're sorry?
Monica: I-I dont-I dont think that Im gonna wear the boots tonight.
Monica: But why?! Did he get in touch with Emily?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler and Phoebe are still working on his interviewing techniques.]
Monica: Hey!
Monica: Thank you. Come meet my friends. This is uh, Phoebe.
Monica: I know.
Chandler and Monica: Okay.
Monica: (pulling on a robe) Okay, I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I-I-I was um, I was taking a nap.
Monica: Wow!
Monica: Hey.
Joey: (To Monica) Hey. That uh, that my sweatshirt?
Monica: What's with him?
[Scene: Barbados, Monica and Chandler's Room. They both enter from Ross's room. Monica still has her big, frizzy hair.]
Monica: Oh, none for me. Thanks.
MONICA: I can't believe you did that.
Monica: See? Ben doesn't think you're a loser, he thinks you're a cowboy! Now that's something.
Monica: Its so good, that I feel really selfish about being the only one whos eating it, that I think we should have everyone taste how good it is. Especially Ross.
Monica: Danny? You know Rachel? Shes nice. Shes not bad to look at, right?
[Cut to the girls apartment, Monica is putting things into her purse as Phoebe and Rachel watch.]
Monica: Hey, where are all my ovulation-sticks? There's only one here.
Monica: (to Chandler) Hey, you think, you can keep it another night? (She has a really teasing look on her face and keeps twirling Chandler's beard.)
Monica: What is going on with you?
Monica: (cooking something) Phoebe, you were supposed to take that back!
Monica: No!
Monica: What was the dream about?
Monica: Um-hmm.
Monica: She's bluffing!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is returning. Monica enters from her room wearing nothing but a robe.]
Chandler: Joey, look, are you attracted to Monica? Right here, right now, are you attracted to her?
Monica:: he has to work, there's some rush on the big (pause, thinks) ah damn it one of these days I'm really gonna have to start listening when he talks about his job.
Ross: (to Monica) You wanna wander in the hall? (to Ben) Ooh, hey Ben, what if the Holiday Armadillo told you all about the festival of lights?
Monica: (laughing) That's right.
MONICA: If it makes anybody feel better, then we can just forget the thing, and we'll just do the gift.
Monica: I love you too Chandler. (They kiss.)
Monica: Chicken? I could eat some chicken.
Monica: (getting up) All right, Im gonna go to work. Does anybody have a problem with that?
MICH: Monica told you I was cuter that this, didn't she?
Monica: This is Monica! I'm Phoebe's friend. Listen, Phoebe is back with David and he's going to propose to her, and she is going to say "yes" but I know she really wants to be with you!
Monica: Oh my god, I am losing my mind.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering. Rachel is there getting some tools to help Ross out.]
Monica: (screeching) OH! Oh, oh! (holding her hand in front of her mouth)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler is once again being dragged in by Ross so he that he can try to manipulate the situation so that its best for Ross, not necessarily whats best for Monica and Chandler.]
Ross: Chandler?! You brought Chandler?! The next best thing would be Monica!
Monica: Joey, I thought you were gonna try to be friends first!
Monica: Who is it?
Monica: What about the closeness?
Monica: Hey Rach, arent these candlesticks (holds up a pair) mine?
Monica: The players.
Monica: (interrupting) Honey, I just don't think that you understood the joke.
Monica: Ohh! Yeah, I forgot.
Monica: Let me try. (Gets up to join them.)
Monica: (joining him) Wow! She is pretty, huh?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, it's Rachel birthday party and Chandler is about to spill the beans.]
Monica: And its a magnet!
Monica: What happened?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is getting ready for a fishing trip and Phoebe is asking him about the fishing lures. Ross is playing with the rod, and Monica is pretty much just watching the on goings.]
Monica: Oh my God! You don't know me at all!
Monica: What?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, later that day, Gary is kissing Phoebe good-bye.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the next day, Chandler and Joey are there as Rachel returns from her interview.]
Monica: Man, I would be great in a war! I mean, I really, I think I would make a fantastic military leader. I mean I know I would make General way before any of you guys.
Monica: Okay its time for the toast! Umm now-now, I know that Ross usually gives the toast, but this year Im going to do it.
Monica: Yes!
Monica: A kiss? What are you talking about?
Monica: Oh, I know! Umm, is it because he's always correcting people's grammar? Whom! Whom! Sometimes it's who!
Monica: You become friends after?
Monica: Wow! Uh what, did he uh, say?
Monica: No! (Pause) But, theyre callin out to me! I mean this little guy (Holds up a small one) even crawled up into my lap. Oh come on, Chandler wouldnt mind if I opened just one present! What do you think it is?
Monica: What's a 'niffle'?
Monica: What are you doing?
Monica: Phoebe, do you want to go see a movie after dinner tonight?