words in movies
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom.]
Monica: I need two. Im bringing Pete. My boyfriend. I have a boyfriend now!
Monica: Really? Whos number two?
Monica: Bye-bye!
Monica: Joey, what are you doing?! Its never gonna happen, shes seeing somebody.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is getting ready to go to Joeys premiere and Phoebe is still on hold.]
Monica: (to Phoebe) Here you go. You can wear this. (hands her a sweater)
Monica: Uh-huh.
Phoebe: Okay. (on phone) Ooh, Im setting the phone down. (does so) But Im still here! Just dont go anywhere Im still here. (starts to put on the sweater) Dont-dont switch or anything, cause Im, Im right here. (She has pulled the sweater over her head, but her head is stuck in a sleeve.) Just one sec. One sec! One second!! (She is now frantically trying to get the sweater on, as Monica returns from the bathroom.) Wait! One second! Just
Monica: Phoebe?
Phoebe: What?! Monica, Im scared!!
Monica: All right. Honey, thats-thats a sleeve. Okay?
Monica: And! We also have speaker phone. (She turns on the speaker phone.)
Monica: Okay, wait, you gotta hang up cause were gonna be late.
Monica: Of course not.
Monica: Theres our star!
Monica: Hi!
[cut to Monica, Pete, and Cailin]
Monica: Yeah, and in the long version, I dump him for telling people the short version.
Estelle: How do you do. (to Rachel and Monica) Ooh, you two girls were outstanding! (to Joey) Did they have representation?
Estelle: Ooh, what a shame! Because with her face (points to Monica) and her chest (points to Rachel) I could really put something together.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are returning. Phoebe is still on hold.]
Monica: Hey!
Monica: Yeah. Where were you?
Monica: You were the next caller five hours ago. You must be going crazy.
(Both Rachel and Monica walk into their bedrooms, stop, and come back into the living room with confused looks on their faces.)
Phoebe: Oh, okay, yeah. (to Monica) I put your stuff in her room, and her stuff in your room.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the next morning, Phoebe is STILL on hold.]
Monica: (entering from her bedroom) Pheebs, youve been up for 24 hours! Go to sleep, honey. Th-this isnt healthy.
Monica: Hey! Didnt you have that outfit on last night?
Monica: Anyway, how did it go with Kate?
Monica: Joey, you had the night!
Monica: When two people finally realise their feelings for each other, and-and they talk for hours, and they-they learn all about the other person!
Monica: Did you like learn about her family?
Monica: Yes!!
Monica: Oh! (They hug, triumphantly.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair.]
Monica: One.
Chandler: 7:15. (Monica looks at him) Watch doesnt work.
Ross: No, its not just cause Im jealous. (Both Monica and Chandler give him a Come on look) I mean Im not, Im not, Im not jealous, okay? Its Look, the guy, he screamed, he actually screamed at this couple sitting in our seats.
Monica: Were kidding!
Monica; Ross!
Monica: Umm, going to the beach. When it stays light real late.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Ross are in the kitchen, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Phoebe is, you guessed it, still on hold.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang, except Joey, is there. Phoebe is, well you y'know.]
Monica: Phoebe, its been two days.
Monica: What?
Monica: (sarcastic) Oh.
Monica: Really. Well, at least 'big girls' don't pee in their pants in seventh grade!
Monica: (on machine) "Hi, uh, Richard it's Monica, um, listen I did something kind of crazy tonight, um, maybe I'm getting my period or something, I don't know." Nooo!!
Monica: Youre kidding?! Thats great!
Joey: (to Monica) Hey.
Monica: Well, why dont we just bunny up.
(Phoebe jumps to the floor as Ross tackles Rachel off of the couch. Chandler helps push Rachel onto the floor by jumping over the back of the couch. Phoebe grabs Rachel's head to hold it still and opens Rachel's eye as Monica jumps onto Chandler's back to administer the torture--I mean medicine.)
Monica: Oh my.
[Flashback to The One With The Jellyfish, Chandler and Monica are lying on the beach.]
[Scene: Central Perk. Phoebe is singing. Monica, Richard, Ross, and Rachel are listening.]
Monica: Mom already called this morning to remind me not to wear my hair up. Did you know my ears are not my best feature?
Monica: Havent you and I covered that topic?
Monica: I'll bet he's totally over me, I'll bet he's fine.
[Scene: Later that evening at the rehearsal dinner. Chandler and Monica are sitting on a sofa. Chandler is covering his face in embarrassment because of the toast.]
Monica: Kay, here you go. (Hands her this tiny little globe.)
Monica: Boy, you are really not a morning person.
Monica: Im sick of Japanese. Were not going there.
Monica: That was you?!
Monica: Thank you soo, much.
Monica: (Angrily.) You can let some of them go by!(Judy and Andrea go to the front of the chapel. Joey approaches Monica.)
Monica: Y'see, this is where you'd use that 'hello' word we talked about.
Rachel: Y'know I dont, I dont understand guys, I mean I-I would never congratulate Monica on a great stew by y'know, grabbin her boob.
MONICA: So, I read this article in the paper the other day that says you're not supposed to throw rice at weddings, because when pigeons eat rice it kills them.
Rachel: Monica, your dad just beeped in, but can you make it quick? Talking to Rome. (Showing off to Phoebe and Chandler) I'm talking to Rome.
Monica: Can you believe he just offered me a restaurant?
Phoebe: You'd better get back in that kitchen Monica, the garlic is not gonna overuse itself.
Monica: What kind of changes?
Monica: So what did you do today Pete?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is telling Rachel about Petes offer.]
Monica: What?! Oh.(She turns around quickly and falls)
Monica: Oh, please.
Monica: Oh God!
Monica: Don't you just love it?
Rachel: (gasps) Oh, I just remembered. We do have something to eat. Monica put something in our oven this morning.
Monica: What? Honey.
Monica: Oh God, Im so sorry.
Ross: (to Monica) You like it right?
Monica: What-what was it you were gonna tell us?
Monica: Okay. Heres the thing.
MONICA: I can't believe he has a new roommate. Who is this guy?
Monica: Oh?
Monica: Oh, will you do the top of the cabinets? Thatll really work up your appetite for lunch.
Monica: Huh?
Monica: I know, I just thought it would be fun.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica is watching the rest of the tape]
Monica: Okay. (hands him a cup)
Monica: Oh, good luck.
All: Good-bye! Good luck! (She opens the door to reveal Monica and Joey.)
Monica: That is sooo not true!
Monica: Im sorry, okay? It justtonight was supposed to be yknow, it was supposed to be a big deal.
Monica: Hey!
Phoebe: Ohh, Monica, I am so excited for you.
Monica: What?
Chandler: Now that you live next door, we can be together every day. Sid and Monica never have to know a thing.
MONICA: You guys haven't gotten your presents yet? Tomorrow's Christmas Eve, what're ya gonna do?
Monica: I know.
Monica: Does it have to do with Joey?
PHOEBE: Monica, how did this happen? I thought you had this all planned out.
Monica: (entering) Ohh, here you are. Yknow, Im-Im glad you decided to hear me out.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Chandler is sleeping on the couch. Monica walks by and starts watching him.]
Monica: I know, hes too charming, but if you two start going out, then its just gonna make it so much harder for me to hate him.
Monica: I justI cant believe that you think that you and Chandler know me and Rachel better than we know you.
Monica: Claws?!
Monica: All right ah, Ross, this is the extent of my knowledge on the subject. (holds up a notepad) Call Rachel.
Monica: Hey, Rach, can I borrow your eyelash curler, I think I lost mine.
MONICA: Not never. I mean, I'm gonna see him tomorrow at my eye appointment.
Monica: Y'know what, dont tell us. Well just wait until Chandler gets home, (to Phoebe) because itll be more fun that way.
Monica: Oh, it is sooo perfect. Thank you so much. (runs over and hugs him)
[Scene: Petes Restaurants Kitchen, Pete is showing Monica around the kitchen.]
Monica: Oh God.
Monica: Pete.
Monica: Did you just smell my hair?
Monica: Okay, bye.
Monica: All right shut up for a second and let me just see something. (She kisses him back on the lips) Oh, wow! (They then hug and kiss, very passionately.)
Monica: Okay, if Joey does the ceremony, then we have to find someone else to walk Phoebe down the isle.
[cut to inside Monica and Rachels]
Monica: Does it involve clogs?
Monica: All right, look, I hate this as much as you, but if it makes you feel better, its all your fault.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is there as Ross enters, walking very confidently.]
(They start kissing and turn around so that Chandler is facing the door. And Chandler sees Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey walk in and quickly ends the kiss with Monica.)
Monica: Hi.. how was the game?
Monica: Wait, wait, wait! (She puts a Shriner's hat on the turkey.)
[Scene: Ross's apartment. Everyone is sitting around. Monica enters from bathroom.]
Monica: But, I put some honey in it.
Monica: Yeah.
Monica: (covers her neck) Oh God! (runs to the bathroom)
MRS. GREENE: Hi Monica.
Monica: Hey, the mans dog just died.
Monica: Phoebe, wait a minute! (runs after her, leaving Rachel alone)
Phoebe: Okay, yeah. (to Monica and Rachel) Triple A can pick us up.
[Scene: The Moondance Diner, Monica is working, Rachel is having lunch.]
Monica: I'm outa here. [Monica leaves]
Monica: Deal!
MONICA: Why? It's not like I'm putting little nipples on them.
Ross: Monica categorizes her towels. How many categories are there?
Monica: Clogs.
RACHEL: Would you let me talk. [flicks Monica on the forehead]
Monica: And this goes for all guys?
Monica: Oh, its so beautiful. Ohh! Yknow, I-I dont know if I feel right about this.
Monica: Im just saying its been a really long time for you. I mean, women have needs. Do it, get yours!
Mischa: (to Monica) And the vet said it was time. And so from half a world away, while my Mother held the phone to his ear, I said good bye to my dog,. In seven languages.