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[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are there as Phoebe enters.]
Monica: Hi!
Monica and Rachel: (less than enthused) Great.
Monica: Oh thats great!
Monica: I mean think about all the money that youre gonna make!
Monica: Well, her father pays you for baby-sitting right?
Monica: Oh, I love museums!
Monica: Soakin up all the culture.
Monica: Where do you want to start?
Monica: Yeah!
Monica: This would be a beautiful place to get married, yeah, but I wouldnt put the aisle there and I would never have the ceremony there! (Points to both places.) I mean youd have the ceremony under this big beautiful arch. (The arch at the entrance to the room.)
The Museum Official: (To Monica) May I help you?
Rachel: Monica, you should totally put your name down on the list
Monica: What?! Are you crazy?! Im not getting married! Im not even engaged.
Monica: Well, I mean I guess there is no harm in putting my name down.
Monica: Phoebe, that stuff is
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is reading the newspaper as the phone rings. He lets the machine answer it.]
Chandler: (on machine) Youve reached Monica and Chandlers, if youre listening to this message, were probably screening. (to himself) Yeah we are.
The Museum Official: (on phone) Hi, this is Heldi from the Morgan Chase museum. Im calling for Monica Geller. I want to let her know that there was a cancellation and if shes still interested in having the Bing-Geller wedding at our facility, it is available (Chandler runs to answer the phone.)
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is sitting at the kitchen table staring at the phone as Monica enters.]
Monica: Hi, honey.
Monica: What? I-I bought groceries, I was gonna make you dinner!
(Monica puts the groceries down and goes to check the answering machine and hears.)
The Museum Official: (on machine) Hi, this is Heldi from the Morgan Chase museum. Im calling for Monica Geller.
Monica: Oh no!
Monica: Oh please, he didnt hear it! He didnt hear it!!
Monica: NOOOO!!!!!!!!
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is there as Monica rushes in.]
Monica: Phoebe!
Monica: Have you seen Chandler?!
Monica: The woman from the museum called and said that there was a cancellation and that we could move up our wedding and Chandler heard! (Phoebe gasps.) I know! How bad is this?!
Monica: I know! I know! And he totally freaked out and I cant find him anywhere!
Monica: Well, Im never gonna listen to you again, thats for sure! (Mimicking her.) "Yknow, harm can it do if you go and put your name down?"
Monica: Well Rachels not here! (Runs out.)
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is pacing, waiting for Chandler to return. Chandler enters.]
Monica: (going over to him) Im so sorry. Please, stop freaking out.
Monica: Honey, we were at this beautiful place, and I-I-I just put our names down for fun! I mean, whats the harm in that?
Monica: Chandler, please dont think I was trying to pressure you. Phoebe and Rachel
Monica: It was a mistake. Please dont take this to mean anything, because it doesnt.
Monica: Really?
Monica: I know! I know.
Monica: Im gonna go tell Joey that (laughs) that youre back. I was really worried about you. (Exits.)
Phoebe: I cant believe youre gonna ask Monica to marry you!
(Chandler pushes him through the door and Monica closes it behind them.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross and Chandler are sitting at a table. Rachel is working. Monica and Phoebe enter.]
Monica: So, if youre parents hadnt got divorced, youd be able to answer a question like a normal person?
Monica: (To Monica) Danny. Are you guys ever gonna go out again?
Monica: Oh no, shes still at work, but she told me to tell you to call her.
Monica: Hey, honey, my test is down the hall, are you sure you're going to be ok?
[Time lapse, Ross and Rachel are talking, Joey is on the couch, and Monica and Phoebe are out of the room.]
Rachel: What do you think Monica mean when she said she didnt want to talk, especially with me? I mean, why not especially you and me? We were both out there kissing.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Rachel is sitting on the couch, eating candy. It is raining out. Ross climbs up the fire escape and is knocking on the window.]
Monica: Uh oh yeah, she did. Uh, he did. (To Chandler) She? (To the waiter) Im-Im sorry Im new. I dont
Monica: Man's got a point.
Monica: No, that landed in your food!
Monica: I'll take it down to 95% but that's the best I can do.
(Monica enters from their apartment, crying)
Rachel: Hey, Chandler, don't freak out! I'm telling you something you already know! Come on, she broke up with Richard because he didn't want to have babies. And she's a woman, and she's almost 30, and y'know it's Monica.
MONICA: I know you do. Me too. (pause) So what now?
Monica: Sush!! I cannot believe she is still up there.
Monica: I wanted it for years! I was gonna make cookies for my children.
MONICA: I don't want a beer.
Monica: Y'know what, I'm gonna hold her head.
Phoebe: Oh, great! We couldnt keep our eyes off each other all night and then every once and a while yknow, hed kinda lean over and stroke my hair and touch my neck. (Does that to Monica.)
Monica: You hand-wrote it?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters.]
Monica: (calling from the bathroom) Is someone there?
(They look at each other. We switch back to Monica. Chandler opens the door and she turns to look at him.)
Monica: (Into the phone) Hello? Chandler, what's wrong? (She listens) Oh my God, are you alright? (listens some more) Yeah, I'll be right there. (She hangs up and speaks to Amanda) I'm so sorry, but Chandler was in a car accident. (She gets up)
MONICA: Hey, we could have used that kind of thinkin' earlier.
RACHEL: Oh my gosh, wow. Monica. Oh my god. Mom. This is so great.
Rachel: (ignoring them) Monica, why? Why would I ever want to take away from your night?
Monica: I can't get married until I get something old, something new, something borrowed, and something blue.
Monica:: Hi, how was your flight? (She hugs him)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Monica emerges from the bathroom.]
Ross: Ben, say hi to Aunt Monica. (He holds the phone to the fake Ben he has created out of a pumpkin.) Oh, I guess he doesnt feel like talking right now. Hes smiling though! Okay, talk to you later.
Monica: Okay, this isn't working. I'm still awake and now I have to pee.
(The phone rings and Monica answers it as Rachel goes into the bathroom.)
Monica: Oh its so cute. I wonder what age it is when you stop being able to put both legs over your head.
Monica: Pretty much. (to Joey) So, what do you, what do you think of the floor?
Monica: It is not over because she is going to call you and tell you she loves you. And the reason why she couldnt, is because her feelings were so strong, it scared her. Now you go home and wait for her call, she could be calling you from the plane! Come on now go! Go! (Tries to push Ross out the door.)
Monica: Alright, you know what? Thats it. Youve had your chance.
Monica: Hey, isnt weird to think about how next year at this time theyll be a little baby at the table? (Chandler turns around in horror.) (Seeing him) Rachels! But good to know where youre at!
Monica: How would that go? (they kiss) Well, it didn't rhyme, but I liked it.
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica and Phoebe are drinking coffee and Phoebe notices a cute guy checking them out.]
Monica: He called the Long Island Expressway a concrete miracle.
Monica: Umm, this is going to be fun. Watch me freak out Chandler. Honey?
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers bathroom, the scene is continued from earlier.]
[Scene: Central Perk. Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are there. Rachel has just finished reading the book.]
[Scene: Atlantic City, New Jersey, Chandler and Monica are about to start their weekend of sex, sex, nothing but sex.]
Monica: All right, Rachel, I know-I know you think I'm crazy, please, before you tell him you love him, just-just try to find one person who thinks this is a good idea. Because I bet you, you can't.
Monica: Joey! Why is Janine not coming over for dinner?!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. It's a scene from 1016 TOW Rachel's Going Away Party.]
Monica: Look, all were trying to say is, dont let what happened with Carol ruin what you got with Emily.
(Chandler opens the door and Monica sneaks up on it. They go inside.)
Monica: I know! I mean its like me and your dad, thats a totally separate thing.
Monica: Alright, I'm gonna go pick up a few things for the trip.
Monica: Heres Frannie. Hmm, wont she be happy to see me? (Starts to get up and great Frannie.)
Joey: Yeah, I-I-I'm down with that. (He turns back to the woman.) Okay, here goes. (Thinks.) How (Holds up his hand like an Indian) you (Points at her) a-doin'? (Does a little twisting motion with both hands and ends up pointing at her, he then winks. She smiles and waves again.) (To Monica) It worked! She's waving me over. (Towards the woman.) Okay, I-I-I'll be right over. Let's see, she's on the third floor
Phoebe: (gasps) Oh my God! I know who the father is (She walks into Monica and Chandlers.)
Monica: Hey, do you realize that at this time tomorrow well be getting married?
Phoebe: Can I borrow the phone? I want to call my apartment and check on my grandma. (to Monica) What's my number?
Monica: Oh I cant. Dr. Roger is coming over again.
Joey: Monica. Oh huh, I always thought it would be Rachel.
(Chandler, Monica, Joey, and Phoebe back their chairs away from the table.)
Monica: Don't stare. Now she just finished throwing his clothes off the balcony, now there's just a lot of gesturing and arm-waving, (shows Rachel gesturing with hands in front of her chest), Ok, that is either, "How could you?" or, "Enormous breasts!" Here he comes!
Monica: Well, I�ll tell you what we�re gonna do: We are already late for Phoebe�s birthday dinner, so you point out put out that cigarette, we�re gonna put this fight on hold and go have sex.
Monica: Oh thats my doodle of a ladybug, with a top hat. (to Phoebe) Shes fancy.
[Cut to Phoebe in Rosss new apartment looking at Monica and Chandler and what theyre about to do in The One Where Everybody Finds Out.]
Ross: I talked to Monica, look, I'm the one who made the choice. I'm the one who's making things change, so I should be the one to y'know, step back.
[Scene: Richards Apartment, Monica is looking around and notices an African mask hanging on the wall.]
(She throws it straight, and Monica makes a big deal about catching it.)
Monica: Okay you were right! All right, I never should have bought them! Theyre killing me! One toe at a time!
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there, yelling at Joey.]
(Monica and Chandler both remember a special moment between them.)
Monica: Okay. Does it have to do with Ross and Rachel?
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just gotten back from brunch and is telling Chandler about it.]
Monica: Lets go big bunny!
[Scene: Central Perk. Chandler, Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are at the couch.]
Rachel: Oh yeah! (She gasps.) Oh my God! That is our friend! (Monica covers her face.) It's Naked Ross! (Monica turns and buries her face in Chandler's shoulder.)
Rachel: Yeah but, maybe its not what we think. Maybe its tell Monica Im sorry I drank the last of the milk.
Rachel: Hi! I just wanna-(sees Monica)-Ahhh!!! Oh my God! (She runs out in horror.) Oh my God!
Monica: Wow! A star! (The class glares at her.) I know you all hate me and-and Im sorry, but I dont care.
(Ross spots Chandler and starts chasing him around the kitchen table. Chandler runs and hides behind Monica.)
[Time lapse, Monica has joined in and is calling to get out of work.]
Monica:: Honey look we can do something else, do you want me to get into the tub and thrash.
Monica: Phoebe I think he would notice if you didnt have a baby in nine months!
[Scene: A Little White Chapel, Chandler and Monica are entering.]
Monica: Try feeding her again.
Chandler: No, its not! When I looked at the other ring I could see Monicas face when I gave it to her, yknow? And I could see her saying yes. When I look at this ring, all I see is a ring! Unless I look at it really closely and then I can see my own eye. (Does so and laughs.) Look, this is the most important thing Im gonna do in my life. I wanna make sure its perfect.
[Scene: Back to the living room. Monica and Rachel enter and hug each other. The guys see this.]
Monica: Ok, I'm sensing that this is some kind of word play, because you are pink with barely controlled glee.
Monica: Demi Moore is not a he.
Joey: Monica just called from the cab. She said they should be here any minute. And apparently, there's some big surprise.
Monica: Why does my cinamon stick have an eraser?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Everyone except Ross is there watching Days of Our Lives.]
[Scene: Chandler's office, Monica and him are at a party his office is throwing.]
Drunk Man: My god!! You must have been a teenage when you had him. (Monica stares straight forward after the comment. Chandler tries to console her by patting her on the shoulder.)
Monica: Joey let me ask you a question. What does this light switch do?
MONICA: Are you sure he didn't break it because it really hurts.
MONICA: Your boyfriend has been in there for over an hour. I can't believe it, it's like I'm living with him again. He's here when I go to sleep, he's here when I wake up, he's here when I want to use the shower, ughh. It's like I'm sixteen all over again .
(Chandler can't believe what he's hearing. He looks at Monica, then at the others, then back at Monica.)
Monica: Shes over a week late! She gotta have it today, right?