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Monica: Oh, I so can't believe this! My uterus is an inhospitable environment? I was trying so hard to be a good hostess!
Monica: Hi.
Monica: Ok.
Monica: Don't worry, after a while he'll tune it out.
Monica: (long pause) Ok.
Chandler: Well... there's surrogacy, but Monica has dreamt her whole life of carrying a child, she has felt that watching a surrogate would be... too hard for her.
[Scene: Monica's apartment, Chandler walks in with a friend of his while Monica is putting fruit in a bowl.]
Monica: Hi honey!
Monica: Oh, of course, it's so nice to see you again, Zack!
Monica: I got it.
Monica: Yeah, I guess.
Monica: (turns around and she's quite shocked) Excuse me?
Monica: Chandler, this is crazy! What did you even say to him! "Come up, meet my wife! Give us your sperm"!
Monica: Chandler!
Monica: I'm not going to be a part of this! You can't just bring some random guy at home and expect him to be our sperm donor!
Monica: Uh!
(Monica hears that and is suddenly very interested in Zack)
Monica: Tell me about yourself, Zack!
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartement. Chandler and the guest are in the living room, Monica in the kitchen]
Monica: Hey guys! Dinner's ready!
Monica: Ok, there's enthusiastic and there's just plain gay!!
Monica: I think he is fine! It's just that we don't know anything real about him... we should get more information.
Monica: Oh, friends first, drunk in London, you know the story. I've got a better question for you: Do you or any of your blood relatives have diabetes?
Monica: Eh... Heart Disease, Alzheimers, gout?
Monica: We're just making conversation. (Chandler makes an agreeing-sound)
Chandler: You know what's not funny? Male Pattern Baldness (Monica stretches her neck to look behind Zack's head and then gives Chandler an "ok" sign)
Monica & Chandler: Sure! Alright...
Monica: Yess!! (M & C high-five and Zack looks confused again)
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's]
Monica: Does seem pretty perfect.
Monica: (pause) No.
Monica: No, that's not it. It's just that when we were asking him all those questions before, I just... I just realized I don't care if he's the most perfect guy in the world... he's not you.
Monica: No, he's not. And if I can't get pregnant with you, then I don't want to get pregnant by... him or anyone else.
Monica: Yeah, I'm sure.
Monica: That is so sweet. I love you. (they kiss)
Monica: Adoption.
Monica: I think I feel ok about it. Actually I think I feel really good about it.
Monica: So this is it, we're really gonna adopt?
Monica: (excitedly) Oh my God, we're gonna be parents!
Monica: And it could be soon. I mean, think about it: right now, somewhere out there (they go look through the window) our baby could be being conceived.
Monica: I promise. Hey, speaking of together, how about we send out a holiday card this year?
Monica: But I figured, you know, that shouldn't change anything. I mean, what the hell does it matter how old we are.
Monica: About a week and a half.
Monica: Okay. I-I can't watch. (Leaves as sits down to read the paper.)
Monica: Nobody cares about the Dakotas. (Thats true in so many ways, trust me, Ive lived in one and been to the other.)
Monica: Oh my God! Ross, you wouldn't believe the cute little noises the twins are making. Listen.
Monica: It worked! Ooh baby baby baby, ooh baby baby baby!
Monica: Say what?
Monica: What?
Monica: Yes I am!!
[Scene: The New School, Joey and Monica are walking down a hallway.]
Monica: Yes I did, Im Monica, Super Aunt
Monica: No.
Monica: You may be okay about getting hurt, but I am not okay with being the one who hurts you. Thats why I cant take this job.
Monica: (loudly) What!?
Monica: Shhh! We just got her to go to sleep
[Scene: Mr. Geller's birthday party. Monica and Richard are alone in the kitchen.]
Rachel: No its really okay Monica!
Monica: (comes running out the kitchen to the bedroom) Got it! Got it! Got it! Got it! Got it! Got it!
Rachel: (To Monica) Do you have to go?
Monica: Wow! For just a week you guys are really close, huh?
Monica: But that's clearly a joke. This could easily be true. (Phone rings)
<Monica holds a turkey leg up in the air over the plate trying to cut meat off with a knife>
MONICA: [Chandler tries to come back with a smart-ass remark but can't swallow the muffin.] Quick, Phoebe, tell us before he can swallow.
Monica: Breaks your heart doesnt it
Monica: Hey!
Monica: You got out of the whole Tulsa thing?
Monica: It's great! How?
Chandler: Definitely roses. (Monica and Rachel exchange a look.) Well, I just think theyre a little more weddingy. (Monica holds the Lily picture closer to him.) But Lilies are the clear choice.
Monica: No. I can't be away from you for that long.
Monica: Oh come on, its only fair, you paid for the flight. Now is, is that enough lire?
Monica: I know! (They high-five.)
Joey: Well, the reason I think Monica and Chandler are so great
Chandler: Mm! Night Gar! (Monica closes the door.)
Monica: Now see, this way you protect the plate.. and lets face it you have fun.
Monica: Excuse me?
Monica: Why don't you go see Dr. Gettleman?
Monica: (interrupting) You have nothing! You're not even going out! You're her baby sitter! You have a 12-year-old girl's job!
Pete: I know Im no John Bon Jovi, (Monica laughs) or someone who find attractive, Im just, I think, y'know, that you might end up feeling differently.
Monica: Hey!
Monica: Nothing, huh?
Monica: That's so sweet. Find anything?
Monica: What are you doing?
Monica: Oh-ho-ho, sweetie, sweetie, you gotta stop saying that, now. Its no big deal, its not even worth mentioning, you see we all do it all the time. See watch this, Ben, Ben, Ben. (goes over and starts hitting her head on the post) Ow, Monica bang! (does it again) Everybody bang. (repeats) Ben bang. (repeats) Rachel bang. (repeats) Bang, Rachel bang! Oh, isnt that fun?
Chandler: Come on, dont be crazy. (To Rachel) You dont think theres someone out there better suited for Monica than me, do ya? (Rachel looks at him.)
Monica: You're right. (Pause) Maybe I shouldn't go.
Monica: Manhattan.
Monica: Ok who thinks the food is delicious and a little pretention never hurt anyone? (a few raise their hands)
Monica: Really?
Monica: Are you serious? You still see Dr. Gettleman?
Chandler: Man, I'm so lucky I have Monica.
Monica: Where have you been?
Monica: Promise to call me when you land.
Monica: I love you too. (They kiss)
Ross: Its a car Monica! Not a rocket ship!
Monica: I love you so much.
CUT TO: Monica and Chandler's apartment.
Monica: Joey?
Monica: Can I talk now?
Monica:: hey Joey
[Scene: Monica enters Central Perk.]
(Monica goes to the back and Joey looks at the girl)
Monica:: yeah he has to stay in Tulsa this weekend
Monica:: how do you know I have one of those?
Monica: When we found out that we're gonna get this baby, Chandler and I started talking and we decided that we didn't want to raise a kid in the city.
Monica: (interrupting) All right!! All right. (walks slowly into the living room) I got stung. Stung bad. I couldnt stand. I-I couldnt walk.
Monica:: is everything all right?
MONICA: Ok, let me go check. Your mom want's to say goodbye.
Monica:: Yes! Chandler Watches Shark Porn!
Phoebe: I know. Hand me a tissue. (Monica hands her one.)
Monica:: I'm gonna go freshen up ok
Monica:: Eww are you talking about my bother.
Monica: How was the pediatrician?
Monica:: what's the big deal, you forgot, she forgot, maybe you were having an off night
Chandler: Yeah, we talked and Monica made me see that I over reacted a little bit and some things in life are more important.
Monica:: But you don't remember sleeping with her.
Monica:: Joey, Joey.
Monica: With a wok? (Chandlers holding a wok.) I thought you were going to read my boring book to put you asleep.
Monica: Oh! Did anybody see that-that documentary on the Korean War? (Joey is pissed)
Monica: That bastard taped over me! (Chandler's expression changes)
Phoebe: Monica slow down! Ok? I'm just excited to be living with him. You know I mean, I don't know, Can I see someday being married to Mike? Sure! Yeah. Y'know..I can picture myself walking down the aisle in a wedding dress that highlights my breasts in an obvious yet classy way. But do I want that house in Connecticut...you know..near the good schools where Mike and I can send Sophie and Mike Junior.. Oh my god I do.
Monica: Yeah! (They turn to the camera, and Chandler does The Face again.) All right, maybe you dont have to smile. Lets try something else. Lets try umm, try looking sexy.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is getting Monica ready for her date. The guys are also there. The door buzzes.]
Monica:: then why were you watching them and giving YOURSELF a treat.
Monica:: really?
Monica:: I cannot tell you how happy that makes me! (They hug)
Monica: Great! Umm, well what-what I was doing in Chandler's room is that umm, I was cleaning it! In fact, he pays me to clean it!
Monica: What are you talking about? We�re all together right now.
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list. Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings.]
Monica: (opening the door) Hey!
Phoebe: Ooh, and treat it is. (Monica�s breasts.)
Chandler: Uch, do you think, Monica is gonna be able smell it?
Monica: (comes over) O-kay, so you wanna play it that way, do you?
Monica: You don�t need a shower.
Ross: Yeah and we'd want to make sure Emma has someone like Monica who is more uh. uh discliplinarin.. someone who can be firm and strict.
Rachel: What about (?) Monica.
Chandler: Are you serious?! I mean like eloping?! No more stupid wedding stuff?! No more these flowers or these flowers or these flowersThink of the money well save!! (Monica just looks at him.) Were not eloping. I love the flowers. Can our wedding be bigger please?
Monica: You said that was sexy!
Monica: Mhmm.
Monica: So what? Don�t you have any will power?