words in movies
Monica: Oh, I so can't believe this! My uterus is an inhospitable environment? I was trying so hard to be a good hostess!
Monica: Hi.
Monica: Ok.
Monica: Don't worry, after a while he'll tune it out.
Monica: (long pause) Ok.
Chandler: Well... there's surrogacy, but Monica has dreamt her whole life of carrying a child, she has felt that watching a surrogate would be... too hard for her.
[Scene: Monica's apartment, Chandler walks in with a friend of his while Monica is putting fruit in a bowl.]
Monica: Hi honey!
Monica: Oh, of course, it's so nice to see you again, Zack!
Monica: I got it.
Monica: Yeah, I guess.
Monica: (turns around and she's quite shocked) Excuse me?
Monica: Chandler, this is crazy! What did you even say to him! "Come up, meet my wife! Give us your sperm"!
Monica: Chandler!
Monica: I'm not going to be a part of this! You can't just bring some random guy at home and expect him to be our sperm donor!
Monica: Uh!
(Monica hears that and is suddenly very interested in Zack)
Monica: Tell me about yourself, Zack!
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartement. Chandler and the guest are in the living room, Monica in the kitchen]
Monica: Hey guys! Dinner's ready!
Monica: Ok, there's enthusiastic and there's just plain gay!!
Monica: I think he is fine! It's just that we don't know anything real about him... we should get more information.
Monica: Oh, friends first, drunk in London, you know the story. I've got a better question for you: Do you or any of your blood relatives have diabetes?
Monica: Eh... Heart Disease, Alzheimers, gout?
Monica: We're just making conversation. (Chandler makes an agreeing-sound)
Chandler: You know what's not funny? Male Pattern Baldness (Monica stretches her neck to look behind Zack's head and then gives Chandler an "ok" sign)
Monica & Chandler: Sure! Alright...
Monica: Yess!! (M & C high-five and Zack looks confused again)
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's]
Monica: Does seem pretty perfect.
Monica: (pause) No.
Monica: No, that's not it. It's just that when we were asking him all those questions before, I just... I just realized I don't care if he's the most perfect guy in the world... he's not you.
Monica: No, he's not. And if I can't get pregnant with you, then I don't want to get pregnant by... him or anyone else.
Monica: Yeah, I'm sure.
Monica: That is so sweet. I love you. (they kiss)
Monica: Adoption.
Monica: I think I feel ok about it. Actually I think I feel really good about it.
Monica: So this is it, we're really gonna adopt?
Monica: (excitedly) Oh my God, we're gonna be parents!
Monica: And it could be soon. I mean, think about it: right now, somewhere out there (they go look through the window) our baby could be being conceived.
Monica: What do you think youre doing?
Monica: Remember that guy that gave me a bad review? Well (Feeds him a spoonful of what shes cooking.) Im getting my revenge!
Monica: Yeah, Im going to take a bath. Im just going to get a magazine.
Chandler: (To Monica) You told her?!
Monica: What?
Monica: (Pause) I dont think Id care.
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is still writing in her book, Chandler and Monica are in the kitchen as Joey enters.]
MONICA: Shoot, I think I got mayonaise on you.
Monica: Oh, okay. No problem.
Monica: Okay.
Monica: Here you go.
Monica: Okay.
Monica: What?!
Monica: It sure is nice to do this together, isnt it?
[Scene: The Hallway, Phoebe walks up to and knocks on Chandler and Monicas door.]
Monica: Im not touching you.
Monica: (To herself) Whatever keeps you off the balcony, big guy!
Monica: Yes! Exactly.
Monica: Phoebe, I can explain!
Monica: (laughs) No. (Closes the door as Chandler walks up.)
Monica: Phoebe, dont get upset!
Monica: Well umm, Alexandra has been
Monica: Oh my pleasure. Okay, Im afraid Ive got some bad news. (Phoebe enters.) Phoebe!
Monica: No, it doesnt say where it came from. Where would we return it?
Monica: Feminine stuff.
Phoebe: (entering) Hello Chandler, lovely day huh? (To Monica) You!
Monica: Dinosaurs.
Monica: Okay, if it means that much to you
[Scene: Chandler and Monicas, Chandler is sitting at the kitchen table eating cheesecake. The box it came in is also on the table.]
Monica: Yes.
Monica: Nice! Wow Phoebe you are good!
Monica: No. Ooohh
Joey: Sure. "Monica."
Monica: <laughs> Oh yeah, like I'm going to let you talk to the queen.
Monica: Okay, I-Im sorry. You and Joey, your both focusing on this uncomfortable thing, what you need to do is to change the subject. Next time you see him try to get him talking about something else.
Monica: No reason. I-I keep private things in there.
Monica: Hey.
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters.]
Monica: Okay.
Monica: What?
Monica: Whats going on?
Monica: What? (Laughs.)
Monica: I gotta tell you, yesterday was amazing. That massage felt so good!
Monica: Really?!
Monica: I guess.
Monica: Are you sure?
[Scene: Central Perk. Monica and Chandler are there. They have lots of brochures about adoption in front of them.]
Monica: Oh no! You werent supposed to see this!
Monica: (taking the phone) Hello, this is Monica... Yeah??? Oh... (Smiles at Rachel to reassure her) Okay, yes, we'll be right, we'll be right down.(Listens) Thank you. (Hangs up)
Monica: Really? You promise you wont tell anyone?
Joey: Wow! (Tearing up) Well, uh Hey! Im really happy for you guys! Congratulations! (Kisses Monica on the cheek) See you later. (Starts for the door on the verge of tears as Monica stops him.)
Monica: Well its just umm Im afraid you might mess it up.
Monica: Ohh. Oh! Ohh!
Monica: Ohhh.
Monica: Oh God!
Monica: Uh Phoebe?
Monica: Oh yeah right there!
Monica: (running up to Ross) What happened in Atlantic City?!
Monica: Youre getting a crush on your sisters fianc�e.
Monica: Okay! It's time for dinner. Everyone we're using our fancy china.. um and its very expensive so please be careful.
Monica: Come in! Come in! (Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe burst through the door.) Were engaged!!!
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers. Phoebe and Ross are sitting in the living room talking.]
Monica: Not really.
Phoebe: Oh, Monica, grow up!
Phoebe and Monica: (sympathetic) Ohh!
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers. Chandler enters with a bouquet of roses.]
Monica: In the beginning where yknow its all sex and talking and sex and talking and
Monica: What is it?
Monica: (to herself) Ive still got it!
Monica: (entering from her bedroom) So what do you think? (referring to her outfit)
Monica: Mm-hmm.
Monica: Oh! Oh, my God! No wonder my mother hates me!
Monica: Honey, whats going on?
Monica: Dont touch me!
Monica: Anyway, Ross and I were always captains, and um, it got kindve competitive and one year, Geller Bowl VI, I accidentally broke Rosss nose.
Monica: Well, unless goose is a vegetable...ha haaaah!
Monica: How about a Youhoo with a funny straw?
Monica: What?! Youre crazy! Theres nothing sexual about the noises I make!
Monica: Yes! Now, theyre a little more than I normally spend on boots or rent (Shows him the receipt.)
Phoebe: Wow, what is with all the negativity? You sound like Monican't , not Monican... (Monica looks almost puzzled) ...Monica. Look, you know, you have been playing around with this catering thing for over three years. Do you want to be a caterer or not?
[Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Chandler are having dinner with her parents.]
Monica: Im-Im Monica.
Rachel: Oh my God! (Notices the boots) Oh Monica! Those boots are amazing!
Monica: How long has it been this time?
Monica: Okay.
Monica: Well yknow Joey, youre a pretty charming guy.
Monica: Come in!
Monica: Oh, my God.
(Chandler crawls over to Monica and they move in to kiss, but they cant do it and back up. They move in to kiss again, and kiss very awkwardly for a second, until someone knocks on the door.)
Monica: Oh, thank God!
Monica: Okay, well, we have to get past this! Why dont we get rid of the tape and pretend it never existed?
Monica: Thats different, we were roommates! And when?!
Monica: Shes right of course not. Honey, get the tape.
Monica: I know! I know, Im so sorry for you!
Monica: I swear, if you try it, you will love it!
Monica: Its still beautiful.
Monica: Oh Rach!
Monica: (in a sexy voice) Oh. Oh yeah! Ohhhhh! Ohh! Oh yeah!
Phoebe: Well last night, I met Monicas.
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's, Ross is opening the door to Monica.]