words in movies
Monica: (entering) Hey!
Monica: (to Chandler) Hey sweetie! (they kiss)
Monica: Chandler gets pedicures!
Chandler: (To Monica) Why...why?
Monica: There. Here's their card.
Monica: Hey Phoebe!
Monica: I know, Amanda! Ah! She called me too! She's the worst!
Monica: She's this girl who used to live in the building before you did. Then she moved to England and she picked up this fake British accent. On the machine this is her message. (she apes Amanda using an awful British accent) "Monica, darling! It's Amanda calling!"
Monica: (pause) (to Phoebe) Chandler gets pedicures!
Monica: I know, and she's always bragging about all the famous people she's met.
Monica: Oh, what are we gonna do! I don't wanna see her!!
Monica: What?
Monica: Oh, I guess we could try that, but... it seems so harsh! (to Chandler) Have you ever done that?
[Scene: Monica’s apartment. Monica and Phoebe are reading magazines when the phone rings and Phoebe reaches to pick it up]
Monica: It could be Amanda!
Amanda: Hello Monica. It’s Amanda calling again. I am in the neighborhood hoping I can pop by your flat!
Monica: You're from Yonkers! Your last name is Buffo-Martisis!
Amanda: Yes, I was looking for Monica.
Chandler: Hang on, she’s right here. (he enters the living room and hands the phone to Monica) Someone's on the phone, for ya.
Monica: We weren’t picking up, it’s Amanda!
Monica: Hi Amanda! Actually now... it’s... is not a good time. Dinner tomorrow night? (Phoebe mouths 'no') Ok, Phoebe and I will see you then!
Monica: Well, I said 'no' to her coming over now! I couldn’t say 'no' twice! I get this uncontrollable need to please people!
Monica: And you would?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment]
Ross: Oh! And it gets worse! (Turns his side to Chandler and Monica and pulls up his shirt. There's a distinct line across his body, where his belly is very tanned and his back is very pale.)
Monica: How could you mess this up? It's so easy? You go into the booth, you count to five and you turn around!!
Monica: One Two Three...
Monica: Wow, really? One time he just looked at my bra and it popped open.
Monica: Well, you guys have been friends forever. Remember the first time that you kissed Ross? How weird that was? You couldn't stop laughing? You got through that.
Monica: (sees what he is doing) Chandler, stop! It is not going to pop open!
Chandler: (without taking his eyes off the bra) You don't know! (Monica just smiles)
Monica: Hey Phoebe!
Monica: Is Amanda here yet?
Monica: (sits down) Oh good. Good, look I'm so sorry, for screwing up that cutting-her-out plan. But I have a new plan. Chandler agreed to call here in a few minutes with an emergency.
Monica: Well, what do you think of Mike and Chandler being in a car accident?
Monica: Hi!
Amanda: (To Monica) Hello!
(Monica holds her hands out for a hug, but instead of hugging her, Amanda hangs her purse on one of Monica's extended arms.)
Amanda: (In a fake British accent) It's so nice to see you! Both of you! Look at me. Look how young I look! (gives her coat to Monica as well) Oh gosh! We have so much to catch up on! But first things first: touch my abs (at which point she grabs both Phoebe and Monica's hands and places them both on her stomach) I don't exercise at all! (she pulls them down to sit.) Oh gosh, so Monica, you're married!
Monica: (beaming) Yeah! Yeah! His name is Chandler and...
(Monica looks shocked)
Monica: When were we not friends?
Monica: Ehm, we were friends in 1992.
Amanda: (to Phoebe) No I distinctly remember you were dodging her (points at Monica) calls and trying to avoid seeing her.
Monica: (To Phoebe) You were going to cut me out?
Monica: Oh My God!
Monica: (Into the phone) Hello? Chandler, what's wrong? (She listens) Oh my God, are you alright? (listens some more) Yeah, I'll be right there. (She hangs up and speaks to Amanda) I'm so sorry, but Chandler was in a car accident. (She gets up)
Monica: Nope! (She turns and leaves)
[Monica and Chandlers apartment.]
Monica: We are not friends with Phoebe anymore.
Phoebe: Oh Chandler! Thank God you're alive. Monica, can I talk to you outside for a minute?
Monica: I have nothing to say to you.
Phoebe: Please, Monica? In the hall?
Monica: I can't believe you tried to cut me out. Why Phoebe, why?
Monica: I'm still all those things!
Monica: (starts smiling) I am scrappy.
Monica: It's because I'm scrappy.
Monica: I won't know what I would do without you.
Monica: Well, I guess we should go back in. When you gave me another chance, I guess we should do the same for Amanda.
(Monica and Phoebe look at each other and leave the apartment again)
Rachel: Hi! Hey, listen, can we ask you a question? When you and Monica first hooked up, was it weird going from friends to... more than that?
Rachel: I wonder how Monica and Chandler could do it?
Monica: Fridays perfect...She cant wait.
Monica: (Walking in from off screen.) Phoebe!
Monica: Yeah!
Monica: I don't care.
Monica: I just wanted to see how it's going.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are talking about passion.]
Monica: (Taking out her wallet.) Well good, here let me help you out.
Monica: (embraces Emma tightly) Ooh, I want one...
Monica: Aw, it's soo unfair. (they both start digging into the 'good' ice cream)
Monica: Hey, what's up?
Monica: You had no relationship!!
Monica: Oh, honey, I'm sorry.
[Scene: The Atlantis Resort, Chandler and Monica are arriving to check in, but are behind the couple from before again.]
MONICA: Ah, and I mean, he's going out with her? He can not persue this.
Monica: The waiter carried the breadsticks in his pants!
Monica: You still want to move in together right?
Monica: You guys are dead, I am so good at lighting rounds.
Monica: Come on, hurry!
Monica: I guess Joey was right, it does nothing.
Monica: Ross didnt scare you?
Monica: Oh yes! I have it right here, on ice! (She takes a bag of ice out of her purse and hands it to the doctor.)
Fat Monica: I think his begging days are over now that he's going out with Nancy Branson.
Monica: I have been looking for them all week and she is wearing them!
Monica: Come here, I want to show you something!
Monica: What a minute, what did he say?
Rachel: So did I. I'm really glad Monica asked us out.
Monica: I mean, that's a typical guy response.
Monica: No.
Monica: No.
Monica: Hey!
Monica: Okay, the owner of Allesandros came over to yell at me, but instead I made him some sauce, and he offered me the job as head chef!!
Monica and Ross: Sure.
Monica: (answering it) Hello.
Monica: Oh, you're kidding.
Monica: Too strong for me?
Monica: What is the matter with you?! Do you want to fall into the trap? Do you want to fall into the trap?!
Monica: Okay. (in her microphone) It's zero hour. All teams execute on my count. (to all) Let's get this bad boy on the road.
Monica: (inspecting his leg) Wow! And around the ankles, y'know that is a tough spot.
Monica: (laughing with Ross) We don't, we don't wrestle now.
MONICA: Mom, I'm hungry.
Monica: Bodington's!
Monica: That was unbelievable!
Monica: That would be a terrible punishment. But, I'm serious, I've never seen these before.
Monica: Okay. It's-it's about Alan. There's something that you should know. I mean, there's really no easy way to say this.. uh.. I've decided to break up with Alan.
[Scene: The Moondance Diner, Pete is entering, Monica is on roller skates.]
Monica: This is where I thought the barca lounger could go! You see you could see the TV and its still walking distance to the kitchen.
Joey: Monica and Rachel made out. (Giggles like a schoolboy and Monica glares at him.)
(They all leave the apartment. Joey helps Chandler with the stroller in the hallway, while Monica and Rachel have their arms around each other. Everybody walks downstairs to Central Perk. The camera goes inside the apartment again, and it pans around. We see the keys on the counter, and the final shot is of the frame around the peephole. The screen fades to black.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Phoebe are returning from class.]
Monica: Wait, no-no-no, I can go really fast! Dad, give me the keys to your Porsche!
Monica: Oh no, wait! Joey!
Monica: So then you know? (Phoebe nods her head)
Monica: Okay!
[Scene: The Hospital, Monica and Rachel are waiting for the doctors to arrive. They enter and are played by Noah Wyle and George Clooney.]
Monica: Happy New Year.
Monica: It's okay! It's good! It's good. It's a disease!
Monica: (Picking up a card from Chandlers wallet.) My God! Is this a gym card?
Monica: Uh-hmm.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is entering with Rachel.]
Monica: Uh, no!!
Monica: Oh my God! I love that!
Monica: Eww!! (Throws the bucket down.)
Monica: Hi Ben!
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's. Ross is sitting in the couch doing Chandler's game. Chandler is sitting in his barca-lounger. The girls are in the kitchen.]
Monica: I guess I wanted to keep it (Pause) as a souvenir.
Monica: Look look! It's Rachel and Barry. No, don't everybody look at once!
Monica: You were the next caller five hours ago. You must be going crazy.
Monica: Thank you. (Leaves.)
Monica: 2 minutes, 12 pies and a part of one tin! Okay, I see you guys at 4.
[Scene: Outside Central Perk, Rachel and Phoebe are helping Monica learn how to roller skate by rolling her between themselves.]
[Scene: Monica and Phoebe's class; the class has ended and Phoebe is talking to one of her classmates.]
Monica: Why won't I be married when I'm 40?
Monica: I don't know, clean places?
Monica: I know, but what are we gonna do? She really needs this job.
Monica: Oh, well dont take it to the same place you took the stereo, cause theyve had that thing for over a week.
Monica: This is disgusting!
[Scene: Ross and Emilys planned wedding place, Monica is dragging Emily in.]
Monica: We heard about your pants, I'm so sorry.
Rachel: No, yknow what? Its gonna be okay. I mean you dont have to have this rustic Italian feast. Yknow? And-and you dont need, you dont need this custom-made, empire waisted, duchess, satin gown; you can wear off the rack. (She starts to cry, as does Monica.)
Monica: Would it really have been that easy?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are trying to throw cards into a vase.]
Monica: Still, I was quick as a cat.
Monica: They love my candy? Oh man!!! Ive gotta go make more!! (Starts to do so.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe, Ross, and Monica are there.]
Monica: Can you just hold on for one minute?
Joey: Sorry. Monica and Chandler are making love.
Girls: Yes, you're having a boy! (Monica runs over and hugs Ross)
Monica: Hey Rach, maybe your resolution should be to umm, gossip less.
Monica: All right fine! If it means that much to you! But justtheres gonna be a ton left over.
Monica: Hi, nice to meet you!
Rachel: What? Oh, well then yknow what? I think Monica would be very interested to know that you called her cheesecake dry and mealy.
Monica: What was that?
Monica: All right, check me out.
Monica: That noise you just made?
Monica: Really? Your work laugh?
Monica: Really?
Monica: Hey, I thought you already had one.
Rachel: (To Monica) Hey!
Monica: Hi!
Monica: Okay, what's going on with you?